🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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Well done Hambo. remaining stock of 350 units moved in 48 hours for a nice $2k+ LOSS
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I just love the fact that all his coffee is flavored after either alcohol or candy, the only 2 food groups Quartering eats


Also it was worth it to dump it for a 2k loss. I would love nothing more than Caleb to financial audit his amazon seller's account. I would bet he has flushed tens of thousands, if not maybe hundreds of thousands down the toilet paying amazon for ads and invetory storage fees. He is a fucking fool
 
I've considered it, and it's not too much extra work as all of the UI stuff is already there so it's just a case of getting the Rumble data, which should be easy.
I focused on YouTube as that is Jer's flagship, and watching him struggle to keep it afloat is where the entertainment is (for me at least).
I don't think Jer is wounded by his Rumble video views, but he definitely is by is YouTube views.

Also, my instinct with Rumble is that the views feel so fake I don't know if it's actually valuable. I'll do a test run and see if the data is interesting. If it is, I'll work on getting it added.
Yeah. The only real valuable from analyzing Rumble is determining the platform's bot amplifier algorithm, but assessing how that works wouldn't bother Jeremy in particular.
 
What did he do, inject fireball directly into his joints?
He wouldn't waste liquor in somewhere that doesn't go to his bloodstream. He's really just been having to waddle around a lot more than normal prepping the house for sale, and his knees were not designed to carry his 500lb frame. HE'S FAT!

He actually said stuff like "nigger" with the hard-R a lot on streams though, and while it's still gay that he got banned, he really wasn't afraid of the TOS.
Although I wouldn't be surprised if YT has special handling around saying the magic word 'nigger', anyone who analyzes Jer's content and is honest would find it to be infinitely more 'racist' or 'hateful' than Mikey's, which is the standard defined in the actual policy. Jer has been getting special treatment from YT for quite some time, despite building his growth (if it ever even grew and wasn't just astroturfed from the beginning) complaining about the company being against him and the policies supposedly hard to navigate.
 
Great show, I'm rewatching to see what I missed while I was distracted with work.

If I may add some quick advice:
  • Sunglasses are cool but your computer screen is reflected in them and you may not want that.
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  • your Brad cool Show logo is funny and looks good but may not age well after you transition away from Jeremy material.
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  • having a video playing on the TV in the background should be fine as long as there is no audio nor pornographic material (boobies and whatnot). I think it would add a cool effect to the vibes. Since you have have a close in shot it's not like you are fully re streaming any copyrighted material, that and the CRT distortion I believe are transformative.
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Great show, I'm rewatching to see what I missed while I was distracted with work.

If I may add some quick advice:
  • Sunglasses are cool but your computer screen is reflected in them and you may not want that.
  • your Brad cool Show logo is funny and looks good but may not age well after you transition away from Jeremy material.
  • having a video playing on the TV in the background should be fine as long as there is no audio nor pornographic material (boobies and whatnot). I think it would add a cool effect to the vibes. Since you have have a close in shot it's not like you are fully re streaming any copyrighted material, that and the CRT distortion I believe are transformative.
That is all
Haha yeah the overlay is terrible. It's definitely not what I would do on my own It's not going to be permanent for sure. Good to know about the tv stuff. That reminds me I was going to ask AI if the movies had nudity before playing it. Animal House would have been a bad idea
 
Outside of the obvious hit to his ego, why the hell does he continue livestreaming? Or, at the very least, why doesn't he change the format so it's not every day?

I get why he started, so he could copy daddy Tim and it was a natural opportunity to expand his burgeoning empire, but now?

1) He's fucking awful at it.

2) Ignoring the fact he grossly overpays Melonie Mac, the electricity he uses damn near costs more than he makes per stream.

3) The exposure harms him much much much more than it helps him.

4) He's clearly apathetic about it, and treats it as a glorified discord call.

Really, outside of being able to shill CBC five times, what does he get out livestreaming? I get he doesn't want to stop now because he'll get made fun of, but the retard is getting made fun of anyways. Hell, it'd definitely be a long-term W for him too because there'd be less of an opportunity to overshare embarrassing shit. Him continuing as is makes no sense when there's zero reason to watch this shit outside of finding new reasons to laugh at him, while he's repeatedly complaining about there being no news.

Just LOL, I just don't get it. Consneeding livestream, as they are right now, are a failure and either stopping or retooling them completely would unironically be the smartest thing he could possibly do.
 
why the hell does he continue livestreaming? Or, at the very least, why doesn't he change the format so it's not every day?
It's so he doesn't anxiety spiral harder by pretending he's actually doing things to aid in a cure plan for his failure of a 'bidness'. It also keeps his wife who only stays out of inertia and fear of societal shame off his back by 'fixing' it.

It also on the days where Mel shows up allows him to hallucinate and pretend that women actually don't need to be paid to talk to him. Because at the end of the day he had to pay his way into pretty much everything in life, including friends.
1) He's fucking awful at it.
The fucked thing is he also knows he's awful at it. As in, he's not delusional here. He genuinely thinks he's just shitting these out. So this is actually even more psychotic than you think.
3) The exposure harms him much much much more than it helps him.
In this case he's just not capable of adapting. Every other time something like this has fucking felted him, it blew over in maybe a month. This is the result of a person who is given well over 20 years to act like an entitled and rapey scam artist, and it's only now having his feet held to the flames. You're effectively seeing the result of someone with affluenza being forced to actually fucking take responsibility. And since he drinks himself into actual dementia to avoid that he refuses to even bother.
Really, outside of being able to shill CBC five times, what does he get out livestreaming?
A combination of delusions that he can get retards to give him money via pity donors, a psychological release valve to whine about his first world problems, and because like some retards like Bryan Dunn, he cares more about internet people than he does anyone in his actual life.

He's also really fucking lazy and live streams were easier to do. Plus originally the entire purpose of it was specifically so he could double dip. Because why try it with actually doing takes again on bad reads when you can just say 'fuck it do it live'?

These are my best suppositions other than being the most Indian man to have never been born on the subcontinent.
 
Haha yeah the overlay is terrible. It's definitely not what I would do on my own It's not going to be permanent for sure. Good to know about the tv stuff. That reminds me I was going to ask AI if the movies had nudity before playing it. Animal House would have been a bad idea
First question, have you fucked Jer's wife?
Second question, why is the answer yes
 
DeOreo fires another shot at Jer.

I’m pretty sure Tobuscus only went on the show because he wants to fuck Melonie. He said something like “brb gonna watch mel react to my song again” in his schizo tirade.
He tried to serenade her during the show and admitted he was trying to slide into her DMs back in the day. It's very obvious he only came on the show because he simps for Mel and the way Jer was setting this up to occur on a Mel day I think he knows and was pimping her out to get this interview.

Why tf did three Quartering videos go up two hours ago? Isn't that like midnight in Wisconsin?
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Is this a regular thing for him and I just never noticed, or is he trying weird upload times to throw off the trolls? Maybe he screwed up his scheduled uploads?
Serious answer: It's the first of the month and I've noticed from a-logging Jer that Youtube sometimes does algorithmic adjustments to channels on the first of the month. I think he's testing if he's still in the "Youtube gulog" since the month rolled over, or maybe trying to be first out the gate in the new month to see if that helps him, or possibly testing a new time slot to see if he can beat other Youtbers on videos.

Troll answer: He's trying to get these videos out ASAP before everyone takes a month off for 4th of July.

RIP MikeyNohMore, he was a great part of the roster but flew too close to the gunt. Hopefully he takes some time from covering literal pedo retards and comes back to Jer soon.
The MikeyNohMore steam on Jer's failed Me Vs. Me channel where Jeremy attempts to change the course of his life 15 or so years ago to prevent becoming the fat idiot slob he ultimately turned into and immediately fails was so underrated. That should be mandatory viewing for all a-logs. Really shows that Jer realized he was on the wrong path even back then and knew he needed to change but lacked the constitution to follow through on it in any meaningful way.

Also, my instinct with Rumble is that the views feel so fake I don't know if it's actually valuable. I'll do a test run and see if the data is interesting. If it is, I'll work on getting it added.
Rumble views aren't real. I wouldn't waste my time. Jer himself has said you don't make money on Rumble unless you livestream. If you are looking for a new feature I'd like something that snitches on him when he deletes old videos off Youtube.

Outside of the obvious hit to his ego, why the hell does he continue livestreaming? Or, at the very least, why doesn't he change the format so it's not every day?
He hasn't given up hope that Rumble is going to come back around and start pushing him back to the homepage regularly. He's gotten just enough front page time to keep stringing him along but it only seems to happen in 20 minute chunks. I doubt he'll ever be back to where his entire show is on the front page. Rumble ad payouts are based on live viewers. I would bet that Rumble pays out based on their inflated live view numbers from the home page too. They likely bill the advertisers based on that and payout the streamers based on the same borderline fraud numbers so no one will snitch on them. Also wouldn't be surprised if Rumble is stringing Jer along in part so he won't have a complete meltdown in their direction and reveal the massive scam they are putting on. Jer often calls out every other platform for fake views. He never calls out Rumble because he profits from those same faked views. If Rumble was to completely cut him off he might freak out and call them out publicly and he probably knows some pretty embarrassing shit about how the company operates.
 
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Loving the Jerminal Decline site, this shit is insane. According to Jerminal Decline Jer didn't even get 750k long form views on his side channel last month but he had over 36 million total views. So this dude is getting over 35 million shorts on this channel on the back of stolen content. This shit is insane.
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I guess this is what he means when he copes that "views have never been better." Even at the $45 per million shorts views stat he quoted a few months ago this means Jeremy is stealing $1500 worth of content a month. Crazy that in my old industry I worked in decades ago copyright infringement was a huge deal and even the people doing it on a small scale, like some jokers reselling bootleg shit at the flea market, regularly get raided by police and end up having to forfeit their entire business and start over from scratch but Youtube allows this kind of thing to just happen in full public view. This is the same guy by the way who banned a chatter from his channel for posting a link to a movie that had been released for free online and scolded his chat that if you enjoy something you need to support the creator. JEREMY YOU ARE ROBBING PEOPLE STRAIGHT UP FOR THEIR HARD WORK AND SCAMMING THEM OUT OF MONEY THEY WORKED FOR WITH YOUR NO EFFORT SLOP!

Speaking of the Jeremy Hambly channel I'm going to have to go back and watch this one later. There is no way he just titled a video this.
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I remember Jer made a video late last year complaining about stolen content that has surely aged like milk. I have a window of free time coming up, maybe I'll make a reclip of it to bring more attention to this since I still don't think he's gotten enough shit for the stolen content, even after the "what are the oranges for" memes. Clearly that didn't slow him down a bit and if anything he's gotten worse than ever.

Edit: BTW it's very fitting that Jer probably fucked his knee and back up cleaning up his house to prepare it for sale and this can be traced directly back to him choosing to go on the attack vs. Casino. Very telling too that Heather didn't want to help him out since she's normally the one doing the heavy lifting. He must be in the dog house for turning their lives into a hot mess. Sorry Heather, time to sell the planes. Don't worry, we can find you a ground bull.
 
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