They way he smirks and mugs at the camera is so outrageous. It's the smirk of a man who knows he will not be fired, no matter how bad a job he does, therefore he simply will not do his job.
Odd. He’s not black… but…
Anyways. Reading night crews weird ass posts -Thinking about how black people litter all the time and steal shit, then politicians who can’t get fired, and DM hot (sic?) Kiwi women, and I think I have a solution to all three.
1. We use MK ultra to make all black people be mind controlled into community service. They can be like “Hmmm… my water tastes funny, like LSD. Anyways, I - HWWAAAUUUGGGHH!!!” Then they are astral projected into a world where if you litter, some old farmer buck breaks his ass eternity. Snapping back to reality, like his o-ring snapped after a 16 hour plow, he realizes he could go back anytime if he throws chicken wrappers on the street.
2. We use MK Ultra on politicians who are really annoying. The rat pack. Sitting there. Drinking kumbucha (sic?) or whatever. “Hmmm… this garbage tastes like LS - AAIIEEEEEeee!!” And projected into a world where they are constantly are buck broken by white men. Oddly enough, this makes them realize the superiority of white dudes (because black people pump way too slow and are selfish lovers) and then decide to 180 and go full white-focused positive IdPol. I guess this could also work on old white male politicians because they often are homosexuals.
3. We use MK ultra on kiwi-gurls. They are sitting there, having a Diet Pepsi and a box of doughnuts for breakfast when they go “Hmm, the butter on my doughnut tastes odd. Like LSD-?WAAAAuuugghhh!!!” And are astral projected into a realm where they see a future with them married to Ethan Ralph if they don’t DM long ass love poems and how muscular and cool I am.
Seems easy, imo.
