💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Horrific full frame Jack closeup from the latest video. Also ironic him talking about kindness and forgiveness because he has none of that.

Gif credit to @Bruno Powroznik

That's the view of Hammy's bull's cock

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9Y-QCz4xFFo
Another lazy slop recipe with the usual Jack ingredients. 'This tastes just like Mexico!'. ok.

I haven't checked in with him for quite awhile. The labored breathing and gravely voice sounds like CHF to me.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Look at that delicious fat ass!!!Wyświetl załącznik 9208363

I can legitimately say that is one of the fattest asses I've ever seen. The black woman in the GTA6 trailer ain't got shit Tamarella.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Le1TBcz78UY
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Horrific full frame Jack closeup from the latest video. Also ironic him talking about kindness and forgiveness because he has none of that.

Gif credit to @Bruno Powroznik

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That looks like a goddamn anus. Fuckin' goatse tier. This would definitely be auto-flagged nsfw by even the jeetest of algorithms.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Horrific full frame Jack closeup from the latest video.

POV: You're the dick on Jack's most recent Grindr hookup

 

[JacksSenseOfDread]

I haven't checked in with him for quite awhile. The labored breathing and gravely voice sounds like CHF to me.

Your lips to Allah's ears!

 

[Crex Crex]

Horrific full frame Jack closeup from the latest video. Also ironic him talking about kindness and forgiveness because he has none of that

The unkempt, graying beard really makes his lips look even more like a rutting baboon's asshole.

 

[AnOminous]

Personally, I like a cheesesteak, provolone, wit'out (no onions).

Provolone was the original.

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Le1TBcz78UY
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Horrific full frame Jack closeup from the latest video. Also ironic him talking about kindness and forgiveness because he has none of that.

Gif credit to @Bruno Powroznik

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I don’t know what the fascination is with men and shitty beards. Some people can hide recessed chins and shit so I understand that and if you’re hot/have a good jaw it looks fine too but just having an unkempt pube beard like that does not make you look manly nigga.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Exactly, I'd rather go to a place that has options, rather than trying to be so "authentic" that I can't get what I want.

I still stand by the fact that they use way too much fucking cheese to the point of it just not being good at all. Really if they had used half the cheese, you'd actually be able to taste the onions regularly, as well as the beef. It was like getting a cheesesteak, and ordering double cheese for some reason(being a fatass).

That’s why authentic “the way it’s meant to be” is always better. Because you don’t know what “what you want” will do to the thing.

 

[p1138]

That’s why authentic “the way it’s meant to be” is always better. Because you don’t know what “what you want” will do to the thing.

Except I do know "what you want" will do to it, because I'm a grown adult that doesn't have the palette of a toddler. We're talking about adding the occasional vegetable or maybe changing the cheese, not adding ranch dressing, smoked brisket, or something else ridiculous. You really can't figure out what that would do in such a basic sandwich? Do you just never use condiments as if they're some kind of gamble? Come on man, that's some Scalfani level of stupidity when it comes to simple food.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack got very rattled about comments about FOMC not reducing interest rates to moderate inflation, and spits on his floor. (Or it was the comment that he overbought and signed for the rate he cried about). Classy

Jack gets scatalogical


Later Jack plays dumb about facedoxxing and namedoxxing Mrs. X and is belligerent about it.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Provolone was the original.

Has Jack ever had anything with swiss cheese? I wonder if he ever complained about how they were ripping him off because of holes. "Luk! There's like, 80% no cheese! What a ripoff! Report Card: F"

I don’t know what the fascination is with men and shitty beards. Some people can hide recessed chins and shit so I understand that and if you’re hot/have a good jaw it looks fine too but just having an unkempt pube beard like that does not make you look manly nigga.

He wants to grow it out so he can moonlight as a mall Santa and get little boys to sit on his---noo, nvm, some jokes are too much. Jack might be a shithead and all

So he can moonlight as a mall Santa and have a small army of very muscular elves guarding him.

 

[p1138]

Has Jack ever had anything with swiss cheese? I wonder if he ever complained about how they were ripping him off because of holes. "Luk! There's like, 80% no cheese! What a ripoff! Report Card: F"

It's usually not in shreddy cheese form, and doesn't have "Jack" in the name so he probably generally avoids it.

 

[the khat quaffer]

It's usually not in shreddy cheese form

i mean in a way, it kind of is, like a different kind of shreddy, hole-punchy

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Fatty getting schooled by an account named like a pajeet in his comments. If he even knows comments exist on shorts to even see it, I doubt he'd take this well.
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To be fair, India has a sizable Christian population. One of the most humble men I have ever met was an Indian Roman Catholic priest.

 

[The Stranger]

Jack got very rattled about comments about FOMC not reducing interest rates to moderate inflation

Typical of Jack, the only part of the federal interest rates he cares about is how it affects his mortgage. Inflation and unemployment rates may as well be science fiction to him. The funny thing is that the fed interest rates don't really have that big of an impact on fixed rate mortgages, so he's either retarded for thinking they do or double retarded for getting an adjustable rate mortgage

 

[Spawn of Dangerhair]

To be fair, India has a sizable Christian population. One of the most humble men I have ever met was an Indian Roman Catholic priest.

Especially in Goa, which was a Portuguese colony until 1961. You'll also find Indian dudes with names like João Fernandes da Silva.

Provolone was the original.

Exactly. The Whiz, American/process cheese, and onions were originally not even for flavour, but simply extenders introduced during the Great Depression to keep the sandwich cheap and make it more filling. Pepsi also became popular during the Depression because they did what no other competitors to Coke did- sold a 12oz bottle for the same price as a Coke 8oz.

I also don't think you can go wrong adding peppers to a cheesesteak- that makes it a... Pepper Steak/ Cheesesteak, probably the oldest, and definitely the most popular variation. One variant I had, albeit not in Philly, was a Cheesesteak Hoagie- hot beef, choice of cheese (process, cheddar, Provolone, Whiz), choice of grilled vegetables (onions, mushrooms, sweet peppers, hot peppers), and cold vegetables- lettuce and tomato, mustard and/or mayo.

Really the only way you can screw the sandwich up is by using low quality beef, pulverizing the beef instead of chopping it, and cooking it on too low a temperature so it steams instead of getting grilled on the griddle.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Inflation and unemployment rates may as well be science fiction to him.

Inflation is VERY real to Jacko. Shrinkflation. As in, "how come this 36 oz letter-grade ground beef from wawee world says 32 oz, but after I cook it it's even less??!"

 

[densedance]

Has Jack ever had anything with swiss cheese? I wonder if he ever complained about how they were ripping him off because of holes. "Luk! There's like, 80% no cheese! What a ripoff! Report Card: F"

Not sure if he used GROYER before. But of course it was shreddy cheese.

 

[VenomPlug]

Jackbros, is this a normal way to eat a sammwich?



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