💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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Of course as I said, Fatty does not have functioning tastebuds or eyesight, and because he could not see a congealed blob of shreddy cheese or a cold clammy slab of un-melted cheese that's just been warmed enough to sweat, he doesn't believe it's there. Honestly it was too damned much cheese. As the image above mentions, it's white american cheese, which makes sense for ease of melting.
Arby's started sucking when they got rid of the cowboy hat. In this case they were probably adding too much cheese to hide the niggardly amount of meat. The sandwich is basically some kind of thinly sliced meat (preferably a good amount) a little of even Cheez Whiz, on a sub roll. Onions and peppers are fine too but you don't really need them.
 
Arby's started sucking when they got rid of the cowboy hat. In this case they were probably adding too much cheese to hide the niggardly amount of meat. The sandwich is basically some kind of thinly sliced meat (preferably a good amount) a little of even Cheez Whiz, on a sub roll. Onions and peppers are fine too but you don't really need them.
There's one in Johnstown that still has the hat. It's nice.
 
So somehow Fatty hallucinated peppers.
It's more retarded than that. It's his obstinate and delusional belief that all fud of "x type" must have "x, y, z" appearing again. It's similar to how he kept giving shit ratings to places during Burger Wars because many of them didn't have shakes on the menu, or in one or two cases was a "sandwich and chips" place. Because it didn't matter if he got a great borgl; if he could not retardedly dunkdunkdunk his frenchie fries in the shake it's a bad score.

Same as him throwing a baby tantrum that a pork barbecue place has no briskey, because Jackie wanted briskey at the pig place in the Carolinas.

Effectively he insists it always has to have these options since he's an ignorant and entitled retard.

I should fucking note that peppers being added to cheese steak is a mostly out-of-Philly decision. It came about from sandwich shops that also sold hoagies or other sandwiches and was never a part of the classic lineup. I tend to tolerate the addition since they add a bit more complexity and work for the sandwich, and people can do as they like to their meal. But the only veg that goes on these is usually just onion for flavor (love it wid, cooper/provolone). It's a simple fucking sandwich at the end of the day.

This is just fatboy reeing over less fud because of his entitled and completely wrong opinion.

I actually respect Arby's little sandwich more for being MORE LIKE AN ACTUAL CHEESESTEAK FROM THE AREA. Cooper sharp cheese is a fairly common and very damn good compromise option between the wiz and provolone; the best steakshops in my area tend to favor it for a reason. So I'm actually going to give them credit.

Thanks fat Jack, you proved the fast food slop place that's struggling knows to fud better than you. Hell, I'm going to respect Arby's for getting it so close on point even if they're cheaping out on the beef.
 
No, it is not as good as a real cheesesteak(and fuck cheez-wiz), it's not even something I'd consider passable due to using as I said way too much fucking cheese, to the point of a fairly mild cheese being too overpowering.
While I agree on the Cheez-whiz being nasty. I do like me some provolone, mushrooms, onions and peppers on mine.

And no I don't give a fuck if people say it's not authentic. I'm not looking for authentic. I'm looking for what I want.

It's his obstinate and delusional belief that all fud of "x type" must have "x, y, z" appearing again. It's similar to how he kept giving shit ratings to places during Burger Wars because many of them didn't have shakes on the menu, or in one or two cases was a "sandwich and chips" place. Because it didn't matter if he got a great borgl; if he could not retardedly dunkdunkdunk his frenchie fries in the shake it's a bad score.

Same as him throwing a baby tantrum that a pork barbecue place has no briskey, because Jackie wanted briskey at the pig place in the Carolinas.

Effectively he insists it always has to have these options since he's an ignorant and entitled retard.
This is Fatty in a nutshell. In his mind this must have certain things but his idea of said things are different than the rest of us.

For example the cheese. Anybody could see that the cheese was melted in. He was expecting a big wad of cold cheese on top of it as that's how he makes his borgl. No letting the cheese melt while it cooks. No sticking it under the broiler / salamander for a moment. No using the back of a hot spatula to impart some heat to it. No. Cheese gets put on cold. And if they don't do this they're doing it wrong.
 
While I agree on the Cheez-whiz being nasty. I do like me some provolone, mushrooms, onions and peppers on mine.

And no I don't give a fuck if people say it's not authentic. I'm not looking for authentic. I'm looking for what I want.
Exactly, I'd rather go to a place that has options, rather than trying to be so "authentic" that I can't get what I want.

I still stand by the fact that they use way too much fucking cheese to the point of it just not being good at all. Really if they had used half the cheese, you'd actually be able to taste the onions regularly, as well as the beef. It was like getting a cheesesteak, and ordering double cheese for some reason(being a fatass).
 
heard someone use the same royalty free generic rock music that jack used to use in his intros and I had an anton ego moment
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also what's the deal with these AI thumbnails? Not just a jack thing, seeing the same shit everywhere all over the website. same font, same color palette, etc. is it a new youtube thing? I hear they can generate stuff for you now. it's ironically made every video look identical at a glance.
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also what's the deal with these AI thumbnails? Not just a jack thing, seeing the same shit everywhere all over the website. same font, same color palette, etc. is it a new youtube thing? I hear they can generate stuff for you now. it's ironically made every video look identical at a glance.
YouTube suggests video titles, ideas and thumbnails now trying to maximize video production and thus ad revenue. They assume having a flashy thumbnail gets more clicks than what someone actually makes and it's still pretty difficult to insert your own.
 
But have you thought that more cheese = more fud = more gud?
From the perspective of Fatty, absolutely. But he can't taste or see it so it may as well have not been there.
also what's the deal with these AI thumbnails? Not just a jack thing, seeing the same shit everywhere all over the website. same font, same color palette, etc. is it a new youtube thing? I hear they can generate stuff for you now. it's ironically made every video look identical at a glance.
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You're not wrong, but when he did thumbnails focusing on his slop, they also blurred together because it's all slop. And yeah, he's probably using that stupid youtube suggestion tab that most people just laugh or complain about.
 
You're not wrong, but when he did thumbnails focusing on his slop, they also blurred together because it's all slop. And yeah, he's probably using that stupid youtube suggestion tab that most people just laugh or complain about.
I would say it's partly down to Jack being too disabled to do much of anything regarding editing or thumbnail creating himself, even with his fancy "MACKBOOK". And also we know Hammy isn't paying for someone else to make thumbnails or do the editing for Jack, she wouldn't even do that if they weren't in the middle of a Financhew Crisis.
 
heard someone use the same royalty free generic rock music that jack used to use in his intros and I had an anton ego moment
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also what's the deal with these AI thumbnails? Not just a jack thing, seeing the same shit everywhere all over the website. same font, same color palette, etc. is it a new youtube thing? I hear they can generate stuff for you now. it's ironically made every video look identical at a glance.
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The simple answer is that Jack is a lazy simpleton mushball that will use AI for everything. His intros have been hideous and ear grating for years and his thumbnails are generic AI crap. My favorites are the ones where the thumbnail is him using both hands to hold up food. He...hehehe...HAHAHAHA...fuck you Jack.

THat stupid fuck-ugly AI thumbnail & font style isn't limited to just Jack, although he is a massive abuser of it. Other youtubers, even ones I respect (shoutz to Cowboy Kent Rollins), are using it en masse. It has also invaded the real world. I've seen it on billboards, political campaign posters, even...even... as a giant, 6' tall advertisement outside one of my favorite beaner haunts. Complete with AI pictures of their food that are more fake and airbrushed than your average RuPaul Drag Race contestant. I've had this place's huevos rancheros and tacos al pastor and they do not look like what is on that banner.

tl;dr uhhh...jack is fat and lazy and youtube is ruining the world.

Currently chowing down on an entire one of these bad boys. Fuck you Jack!
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That looks like something Jack would munch on. Just not with his mouth.
 
Yeah Quiznos used to be great. I would get their chicken caesar flatbread salad a good 2-3x a week back in high school. Those mini 'sammies' sandwiches were pretty good too, especially for like $2.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=OQ7KgTJNc7w

I genuinely don't get what he's bitching about here. One of those would fill me up. I'm never going to buy one because I don't go to Papa John's and if I wanted a sandwich I have tons of choices where I live, but like, if I were at an airport, mall, or theme park or something, and some place selling a sandwich like that for $10 was all that was available quickly, I'd buy it and be fine with it.


ETA: Tammy WHAT THE FUCK, do you have a license to carry ALL THAT CAKE?

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Look at that delicious fat ass!!! 1741606147415838.gif
 
Currently chowing down on an entire one of these bad boys. Fuck you Jack!
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Sugar loafs are cool. Didn't know they came in a white variety, I always thought they were more of the brown sugar variety.

Granted show one of those to Fatty and he'd inhale it thinking it was a dick.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Le1TBcz78UY
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Horrific full frame Jack closeup from the latest video. Also ironic him talking about kindness and forgiveness because he has none of that.

Gif credit to @Bruno Powroznik

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This faggot has never forgiven anybody if he feels they wronged him. Hell the way he acts in his livestreams when he calls people morons is enough to show he doesn't practice what he preaches.

His entire religion is a larp and this proves it.
 
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