🤝 Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

now they just need Vicky Markhoff to be their maid of honour and all will be well in the universe
She has the perfect bedazzled mask already.
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Surprised no one has posted Bella Hadids munchie meltdown lol. She’s just describing symptoms of an extreme eating disorder. Her mother definitely encouraged this with both of her daughters to mitigate the fact that she instilled this in them. I find it quite disgusting that she is clearly anorexic (probably on a lot of drugs as well, unsure if she claims she’s sober or not) and still starves herself for fashion shows whilst having the audacity to claim it’s a chronic disease and beg for pity online. Meanwhile, she gets the best care ever and gets to be lied to, because she’s paying top dollar, that her unfounded concerns are totally true queen! Instead of being told the obvious truth that she needs to stop starving herself. The 15 year old girls who idolise your body won’t get this same kind of treatment, and could actually die. Spare me the fucking tears. The photo of her essentially doing a body check and holding her boobs up is so funny and bizarre
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Has anyone seen Cory Parker (coryandbeans on TT)? I have been following him (FTM transgender FYI) for a while. Claims to have level 3 autism yet can write in full sentences with very few errors (such as misspelling psychiatric which is an easy mistake to make).

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His content is mostly about having PANDAS, despite having been tested and deemed to not have it.

Curious to know what everyone thinks.
 
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as anyone seen Cory Parker (coryandbears on TT)
its actually coryandbeans to anyone struggling to find this munchie-tard.

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♾️🌈Autism | 🎗️🧠PANDAS?🐼💚♾️| POTS?🧂| wheelchair user🧑🏻‍🦽➡️| Awaiting a service dog 🦮🐾 | autistic trans boy!🌈🐾♿🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ILY ALL MY FOLLOWERS❤️

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don't worry, it was saved on the way back machine, Read it here:

A Victoria mom is fighting to get her son a service dog to help with neurodivergent needs, after years of waitlists and denials.

For Nicole Bengtsson, her life is scheduled by the hour. Every day, she checks which tasks she needs to do for her son, Cory Parker, who has several conditions.

“Autism, functional neurological disorder, anxiety, depression, complex PTSD…obsessive compulsive disorder,” said Bengtsson.


Those tasks range from making phone calls with doctors, specialists, and support groups and providing care for her son

The single mother, who also lives with a disability and is her son’s sole caretaker, says hospital and doctor visits have become part of their daily life.

“Every day, still feeling like we’re in survival mode,” said Bengtsson.

Around the age of 10, Bengtsson says she began trying to find a service dog for Cory, as a way for him to develop on his own.

“It’s so he has a chance to live a more normal life.”

However, over the next several years, Bengtsson says she was unable to secure a service dog, citing that he had aged out of one program and was told there were long waitlists for others.

“I hired a trainer from a local organization, but that didn’t work out that well,” said the mother.

“Then I tried another trainer who came in, and she was doing a little bit of training with Cory and the dog, but she wasn’t a professional.”

Cory is non-verbal and uses a text-to-speech app to communicate. He hopes to be able to explore his community more often.

“It will help me detect my seizures and cope through them, help me through meltdowns and being out in the community and cope with hospital appointments and visits,” said Parker.

Bengtsson says she is meeting with an organization next week for a potential match with a service dog, but notes that the cost to train one can go between $20,000 to more than $40,000 in some cases. After years of trying, it’s a cost too difficult to meet.

“I am a single mom, also on disability myself, so there’s no extra funds for me to put into a little savings fund for a service dog.”

Right now, the 18-year-old is only able to attend school for one hour a day, but Bengtsson hopes that will change if they can be matched up.

Parker has taken the matter into his own hands, starting a GoFundMe page to raise the funds himself.

“I want to train my dog for specific situations that I go through daily, where the dog can aid me in living my life better, in being independent in my own unique way, and interacting with my environment, most people don’t understand.”
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Such a shame this pathetic pooner didn't get all the money they deserved. The whole autism level system has been so abused that it's utterly meaningless. A Lv 1 autsims dignoisis is rarer than a Lv 2 dignoisis because Lv 1 doesn't get any support, so the shrink feels bad being honest and fudges the number so they can access the endless disability support pool of money. Autism levels are once again another useless metric that has been ruined by incentives
 
She has the perfect bedazzled mask already.
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Goodness, this pic always gives me a jump scare!

I will never get over how much Vicky has completely ruined herself in the past ten years. She was a good looking young woman with the familial wealth and connections to live any kind of life she chose, and she chose gender menace on wheels rotting away in a mayo bed while frantically tweeting at Halsey and looking like….that. What a waste.
 
Goodness, this pic always gives me a jump scare!

I will never get over how much Vicky has completely ruined herself in the past ten years. She was a good looking young woman with the familial wealth and connections to live any kind of life she chose, and she chose gender menace on wheels rotting away in a mayo bed while frantically tweeting at Halsey and looking like….that. What a waste.
For those who follow her closely, I think Trophy Wife was her only real alternative future. Vicky's transformation into a malingering gendergoblin has not exactly cost the world a Nobel Prize winner, let's put it that way.
 

It's crazy to me how many of these munchies complain about histamine this and mcas that and extreme fragility but get plastic surgery, tattoos and piercings. Even for a healthy person, there's an amount of physical stress that the body undergoes during those types of procedures and if I was wasting away due to INSANE histamine responses meriting dementia-inducing amounts of IV benadryl, I certainly wouldn't be trying to add more stress on my body.
 
Pharmacologically H1 antagonists (like Benadryl but there are others, both OTC and rx) are all dirty as shit because they do so many other stupid things, most of them not good. General CNS depression, loss of gut motility (Hi, Caitlin! And like every other mid 20s gastroparesis queen...), urine retention (Hi, Aster!), tachycardia (Hi, POTS ladies!), dental issues/oral decay. loss of ability to thermoregulate, falls/dizziness, extreme fatigue...it just goes on and on.

Interesting how the chronic abuse of diphenhydramine has given these ladies a lot of the exact same symptoms they complain about en masse, hasn't it? I bet if we could test their blood or urine for it at presentation, we could ID the MCAS/GI/POTS girlies without even needing to see their cookie monster pajama pants.

Plus anticholinergic abuse can lead to dementia, even early dementia. It fucks with your dopamine, both D1 and D2 so there are probably risks of TD and Parkinson's...it's just kinda nasty compared to everything else. Remember when kids just did better drugs lol?
 
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“I’m in pain so excruciating I’m doubled over and can’t breathe or function and feel like I’m dying. Hold up, lemme set my phone up real quick so I can film a TikTok because that’s definitely a priority.”

I really think at this point healthcare intake forms should ask patients if they have ever filmed themselves crying about a health “issue” and posted it on the internet, and if the answer is “yes” they are instantly relegated to a lower-tier munchie provider to save the real healthcare for the rest of us. No sane or genuinely unwell* person does this and you cannot convince me otherwise.

(*unwell as in legitimately sick, not as in retarded in the head like everyone in this thread.)
 
I'm not going to defend Monique, but I'm inclined to take anything Aster says about her (and anything else) with a giant grain of salt.
I certainly don’t trust Aster, especially about anything to do with fighting with her mom or bedbugs and her mom.

But most of the things I mentioned in my posts are just random asides Aster has mentioned in such a casual way that makes it seems like she really doesn’t understand the gravity of what she’s revealing. That type of stuff I’m more willing to believe - her just blabbing and revealing some truths.
And some of it is from Monique herself - like living in the car at the hospital with her 10(?) year old mentally disabled son and not even attempting to get a hotel.

The one thing I’d really like to know the most is if it’s really true that it took several years for Monique to realize Sunny has downs and get him diagnosed. If true then wow…Aster’s stupidity really didn’t fall far from the stupid tree.
 
I think Trophy Wife was her only real alternative future.
Possibly better in the Vicky thread but may apply to other munchies given most are well off. I'm mostly basing this on the "young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times" (actually I'm not, I just wanted to quote The Big Lebowski). Her Tedx video showed what a sperg she was. Trophy wives need some charisma and to be capable of not making you look for exits within 30 seconds of striking up a conversation with them.

If your wife is going to make people hesitate to invite you to fancy schmancy rich people shit where they decide who rules the world or whatever, then she's not going to make a good trophy wife. Being able to pretend for at least 5 minutes over the course of an evening that you care about things outside yourself seems like a pretty important facet of that type of existence. Ideally she should be able to host her own political or philanthropic or sporting or *insert worthy activity here* events.

I'm going solely based on stereotypes because these people are so far beyond my lowly place in society, but I think msot of the girls in this thread would fail at being a trophy wife because to do it properly you have to put others, mostly your husband, over yourself. Or at least pretend to. These women snare a helper human then make sure he can't do anything but wait on them hand and foot, its pretty much the opposite.

I feel a bit dirty having said "trophy wife" so many times in one post. What I'm getting at is that the women who end up in those types of marriages seem, from my limited knowledge, to actually at least do some emotional labour and be content not to be in the spotlight. Even if its jsut smiling and looking good while their husband does his thing, that's attention on someone else, which munchies can't cope with.
Remember when kids just did better drugs lol?
I looked into this a while back and evidence is mixed and sample sizes are small, because The Man won't let researchers do large scale studies of the effects of various drugs on the human brain for "ethical reasons."

It looks like better drugs, i.e. ones that actually make you feel good, are also bad for your brain. I don't know what "spongiform" means but I assume its not the ideal state for the brain to be in, and this tiny study found it in a heroin addict. They hypothesised their findings were due to impurities rather than the drug itself. IIRC if you look at autopsies, which are basically the only way you can get data on the impact of illicit drug use on the brain, shit like this isn't uncommon.

On the bright side, neither the benadryl girlies nor the autopsy subjects will/did live long enough for the brain damage to cause significant issues compared to being a munchie/junkie in the first place.
 
Pharmacologically H1 antagonists (like Benadryl but there are others, both OTC and rx) are all dirty as shit because they do so many other stupid things, most of them not good.
Weirdly enough, diphenhydramine/Benadryl is a very good treatment for acute episodes of dystonia. Agree that there’s no good reason to take it long term.

I don't know what "spongiform" means but I assume its not the ideal state for the brain to be in,
Shaped like a sponge, i.e. full of little holes. Might as well apply to most of the girls here. I’m not sure what would spongiformify your brain besides heroin, but the combination of drug overuse and chronic infections and hours upon hours of screen time can’t be good either.

Seems we have a mediocre celeb vying for the Munchie Queen crown!
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I hate to be bringing up anal fissures again, but these are all very common problems, yeah? Sciatica, IBS, anxiety, etc. are common problems associated with having a human body (and of course other factors like obesity, terrible diet, relying on caffeine to function), but most people aren’t talking about it on social media or anywhere else. Halsey can keep her Queen Celebrity Munchie crown… for now.
 
How do they get these massive infusions of benadryl without getting yeeted into the shadow realm and getting raped by the Hat Man?

Ladies! How are you making your ceremonies Covid safe this wedding season? Olivia requests tips, tricks, and ideas!

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How the fuck is anyone still pining for the COVID days? I basically had to lose a year of my life to working remotely, playing WoW Classic at night, and doing research chemicals I bought off the internet to stave off the boredom and loneliness. Fuck these people so hard for wanting to continue that nonsense. I still feel like that period fucked with our perception of time and has sped everything up.

Original VA for Lilo from Lilo and Stitch: *dies from meningitis and sepsis aggravated by eating disorders and hard drug use*

Long Covid community: guys, be safe, there’s been a spike of sepsis caused by Long Covid lately and *they* don’t want you to know about it!

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Same energy

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Thse dishonest fags. Kyle Busch had walking pneumonia in both lungs and Chase was a 90lb junkie living on skid row. Neither had anything to do with COVID.

Meghan Trainor is a chronic oversharer. At some point she married the guy from “Spy Kids” and in an interview shared the fact that they had a bathroom built in their house with two toilets so they could go at the same time. Because they are fucking disgusting. I’m not surprised at all she would talk to a reporter about her anal fissures.

(She also recently canceled a tour because no one bought tickets. lol. Got skinny and bought boobs and people still dgaf.)

She also did that creepy thing that most celebrities do now where they pay some poor woman to incubate their child and take all sorts of pics in a hospital gown and bed like they gave birth themselves. It makes my fucking skin crawl that rich people are renting wombs so they dont have to deal with carrying their own children. It's incredibly dystopian.
 
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The one thing I’d really like to know the most is if it’s really true that it took several years for Monique to realize Sunny has downs and get him diagnosed. If true then wow…Aster’s stupidity really didn’t fall far from the stupid tree.
If it is true, it may be less to do with general stupidity and more to do with the crunchy granola brand of stupidity. Monique seems to really dislike modern medicine and avoids it, and may have tried not to take either of her kids for evaluations or check-ups very often. This is armchair speculation but her avoidance of doctors, hospitals, medications and the like may have crossed some wires for Aster and the pendulum may have swung too far in the opposite direction. Neither of them are very credible or consistent though.

Also, Aster still has not really said or done anything interesting since I last checked. She's very bored and complaining about being bored, and also (in her very entitled, BPDemon way) is finding reason to complain about how nice her mom is being to her. Her mom is both the worst person she has ever known and also unreasonably nice, it's oh-so suspicious to poor abused Aster. She's also snuck in a mention or two about missing her ex, which again is funny considering she made the ex out to be a horrible, toxic person.
 
I give her props for being real, at least.

I know munchies got some bowel shit going on between the abx and TPN but "anal leakage" isn't something a dainty sick queen would say so they never talk about it.
Queer baiters are some of my favourite. Typically white women who don’t get attention for being NORMAL
 
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