DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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He has played every Souls game at least twice, played two Nioh games, played a few other Soulsikes, yet he's played DaS2 like it's the first Soulslike he's ever picked up in his life. He somehow got prisonraped multiple times by fucking HOLLOW SOLDIERS. I daren't think what an ass-whoopin' The Last Giant, which is probably one of the easiest bosses in the entire series, is gonna give him.
 
He has played every Souls game at least twice, played two Nioh games, played a few other Soulsikes, yet he's played DaS2 like it's the first Soulslike he's ever picked up in his life. He somehow got prisonraped multiple times by fucking HOLLOW SOLDIERS. I daren't think what an ass-whoopin' The Last Giant, which is probably one of the easiest bosses in the entire series, is gonna give him.
It's even funnier when you consider, on his first run, that he managed to make it to The Last Giant without dying (he also skipped the tutorial on his first go around), though the giant did give him his first death for that outright. Highly recommend watching TIHYDPs of his prior runs just to compare. I have a feeling he's gonna rage quit this go around unless someone shells out to drag out the torment and keep him opening packs, because that seems to be the perfect carrot on a stick for him in terms of chasing thrills.

Despite being the most annoying, obnoxious pussy ever, Phil back then still at least had some soul left in him, even if it's the most contemptible soul someone can have without also being some kind of violent criminal or depraved sex pest. It's like watching someone go hollow IRL.

How's a diaper-shitter like this supposed to get his humanity back when his dopamine receptors are suppressed by Ozempic? What would put life back in him short of a loving relationship with a buff black man with a peanut butter complexion? It's a mystery.
 
He completely regressed back to the same child Linda bribed with toys. Needs exact instructions or fucks it all up, chews your ear off about the new toy he's obsessed with, has to convince his mo-wife it's actually an investment. The combined forces of bulbhead phil and 9yo phil are destroying any crumb of potatohead phil remaining in his brain. No room for aped immature style humor and videogames when there are Pokemon packs to open.
 
It's even funnier when you consider, on his first run, that he managed to make it to The Last Giant without dying (he also skipped the tutorial on his first go around), though the giant did give him his first death for that outright. Highly recommend watching TIHYDPs of his prior runs just to compare. I have a feeling he's gonna rage quit this go around unless someone shells out to drag out the torment and keep him opening packs, because that seems to be the perfect carrot on a stick for him in terms of chasing thrills.

Despite being the most annoying, obnoxious pussy ever, Phil back then still at least had some soul left in him, even if it's the most contemptible soul someone can have without also being some kind of violent criminal or depraved sex pest. It's like watching someone go hollow IRL.

How's a diaper-shitter like this supposed to get his humanity back when his dopamine receptors are suppressed by Ozempic? What would put life back in him short of a loving relationship with a buff black man with a peanut butter complexion? It's a mystery.

Yeah, ironically enough he's becoming more and more like the Hollow from Dark Souls with each passing year. He becomes more and more of an empty shell, a non-personality, non-entity. His complete transformation to a social mirror, reflecting the audience back to itself is nearly complete.


Soon, he will be nothung but a pile of lies and social manipulations wrapped in a burlap sack of skin.

Oof.
 
He has played every Souls game at least twice, played two Nioh games, played a few other Soulsikes, yet he's played DaS2 like it's the first Soulslike he's ever picked up in his life. He somehow got prisonraped multiple times by fucking HOLLOW SOLDIERS. I daren't think what an ass-whoopin' The Last Giant, which is probably one of the easiest bosses in the entire series, is gonna give him.
Goes to show how bad his streams are, I’m not the biggest DS2 fan and I could sleepwalk my way to the Lost Giant.

Looking forward to the pitch blackness of No Man’s Wharf
 
Why doesn't he jusy uninstall the mod?
Because he decided that this is the definitive graphic improvement mod. He had a whole spiel about how it made the game movie quality (and video/texture/frame rate quality is the only possible metric that can be improved in his otherwise perfect streams), it’s brand new (and new means better) and no he can’t try other mods because this is so new it might have mod conflicts.

To uninstall the mod would be to admit he made a mistake with his mod choice. And Phil did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.
 
Why doesn't he jusy uninstall the mod?
It'd fracture his Izzat as he went out of his way to claim it's a modded playthrough and how difficult he explained it is to install mod. Any other streamer would install a randomiser or a gameplay altering mod but not Phail, I'm not sure why he's so adverse to modding but part of me think it has to do with him being a stickler for rules and mods would change the experience too much. He might also be scared it installs a virus or something ? or maybe his aversion to tech in general despite it being his job.
It's crazy to think he relies on computer for his works and is practically at a boomer's level of tech comprehension.

In short he could uninstall it but that would give the trolls a W and he can't have it.

I'm curious why he's so scared of mods and emulation
 
This is a dude who is afraid to leave his home. Even within the extra layer of gated security, where the police teleport instantly to apprehend mouth drooling stalkers. This is a dude who thinks the average human on planet earth knows who he is. I wouldn't doubt if he thought detractors have infiltrated the mod community and poisoned the well for phil with naked women mods.

Bro is just deathly afraid of everything.
 
That's definitely something he did when he was a kid and never straightened up as an adult. I guarantee you that his mom would take him to the hairdresser, and Phil, being a helpless twat, didn't understand that the barber is for men.
I will always pick a (male) barber but have received good haircuts from (female) stylists who make most of their money from women’s hair. It’s completely dependent on the technician.

In Phil’s case, he has a terrible hairline, a strangely shaped head, AND a bad technician. His intense dye job isn’t helping matters, either.
 
Yeah, there’s nothing inherently wrong with going to a stylist as a man. For many years I lived in a small town (sub 1000 population) and there was only a stylist, no barber. Since all I wanted was a no guard buzz I could always get in and out within 5 minutes without an appointment for a 5-10$ charge. As soon as I moved to a city, the barbers wanted $20+ for the same thing.

However, Phil’s need to schedule hair appointments with his wife….. That is beyond Chris-Chan levels of autistic.
 
I will always pick a (male) barber but have received good haircuts from (female) stylists who make most of their money from women’s hair. It’s completely dependent on the technician.

In Phil’s case, he has a terrible hairline, a strangely shaped head, AND a bad technician. His intense dye job isn’t helping matters, either.
A good technician is one thing but he / she has to work with the work instructions and the "material" at hand. I wonder what Phil tells his "hairdresser" "Make me look like a retarded Nazi?" "Make me look like a buff dyke"?
 
A good technician is one thing but he / she has to work with the work instructions and the "material" at hand. I wonder what Phil tells his "hairdresser" "Make me look like a retarded Nazi?" "Make me look like a buff dyke"?
He probably goes off on some long, retarded rant like he always does on stream.
"I don't want the top cut too short, but don't leave the sides too long... can you do something like *snort* Bob Saget.... back in the 90s there was this sitcom... every Friday my mom- I mean friends, and I... but they didn't even bring back even one of the Olsen twins! What kind of mouth drooling dunce..."
She's probably ends up tuning him out and giving him a whatever cut.

P.S. I originally wrote this as a joke, but reading it back I bet he does actually ramble like that while he's getting the haircut.
 
I'm curious why he's so scared of mods and emulation
Pretty confident that his emulation paranoia stems from fear of getting sued by Nintendo. He's seen and ranted about the stories of how litigious they are, and he couldn't have missed news of people with videos about how to emulate brand new Switch games on Youtube getting struck down and the operators getting sued in some cases. It seems like they're going after those and people showing off custom hardware that plays pirated games, and not so much people running Dolphin or whatever, but that won't stop Phil's paranoia. And of course, Phil is convinced detractors would immediately run to tell Nintendo, so even if other people are getting away with it, he can't.
 
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