DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Some of my coworkers were talking about Pokemon cards today. They're using this app called Arena Club. Apparently you can pay $50 to open a virtual pack of already graded cards, there's an insurance option so the most you can lose it $15 per pull. If you get a hit you can get it shipped to you or resell it all through the app. Apparently these two guys have been making money doing this, just opening packs during downtime at work and reselling the hits. I gave them an executive summary of Phil's foray into card grifting and they agree that it's ridiculous to think that he really pulled that Greninja.
 
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Some of my coworkers were talking about Pokemon cards today. They're using this app called Arena Club. Apparently you can pay $50 to open a virtual pack of already graded cards, there's an insurance option so the most you can lose it $15 per pull. If you get a hit you can get it shipped to you or resell it all through the app. Apparently these two guys have been making money doing this, just opening packs during downtime at work and reselling the hits. I gave them an executive summary of Phil's foray into card grifting and they agree that it's ridiculous that he really pulled that Greninja.
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That is utter insanity man. They might be almost as retarded as Dave is
 
Vic Viper T301 powiedział(a):
Some of my coworkers were talking about Pokemon cards today. They're using this app called Arena Club. Apparently you can pay $50 to open a virtual pack of already graded cards, there's an insurance option so the most you can lose it $15 per pull. If you get a hit you can get it shipped to you or resell it all through the app. Apparently these two guys have been making money doing this, just opening packs during downtime at work and reselling the hits. I gave them an executive summary of Phil's foray into card grifting and they agree that it's ridiculous to think that he really pulled that Greninja.
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I don't know how this Pokemon shit lately has made BossmanJack seem sane.
 
The pokemon cards are an excellent scam.

1. He buys the cards for X
2. He writes off the full cost as a business expense, reducing his taxable income
3. He gets paid to open the cards, not sell, so he isnt selling business assets and just pockets pure profit
4. He develops a dangerous addiction.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.
 
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Yeah, I was skeptical but I didn't want to make a big deal about it.
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See. Here's the problem. You were supposed to make a big deal out of it and bully them. Some kind of coworker friend you are.
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Trading pokemon cards that might not even exist is crazy. What are the odds the cards are virtual, the whole thing is a ponzi and if you want a card mailed to you that's when they buy it and ship it
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This sounds exactly how they describe bubbles, LOL.
 
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Someone tonight asked Phail if he cuts his own hair or goes to a barber. His answer? He goes to the hairdresser.
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That's definitely something he did when he was a kid and never straightened up as an adult. I guarantee you that his mom would take him to the hairdresser, and Phil, being a helpless twat, didn't understand that the barber is for men.
 
Carbiter powiedział(a):
That's definitely something he did when he was a kid and never straightened up as an adult. I guarantee you that his mom would take him to the hairdresser, and Phil, being a helpless twat, didn't understand that the barber is for men.
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You see only niggers and poor people go to barbers and he doesnt want to be near black style individuals or Tevins as some may say.
 
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A good third of the stream was meandering around Majula looking for the binoculars and stuff.
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Oh don't forget to mention for the first half hour he was running around looking for a weapon, then went on a break, came back immediately knowing where a weapon was.

Not only is he handheld by chat, but he's also looking up stuff during his breaks. I'm only pointing this out cause he said he won't be using help for this playthrough.

(I admit maybe he said just "no guides" and in that case it's ok in SemanticSydePhail's mind)
 
Him revisiting Dark Souls 2 is an excellent way to benchmark just how far things have devolved since the last time he played it. Look how far WE have come since then Kiwisisters. He’s become so much more demonstrably alien both physically and in terms of his behavior. His wife has ballooned to the size of a blimp while he’s turned into a lightbulb-headed Ozempic ghoul. He’s admitted to finessing hundreds of thousands of dollars out of his manchild audience only to turn around and start work finessing them out of just as much for… Pokémon cards, of all things.

What fresh depths of autism and insanity will we have reached by the next (RETRO!) playthrough of Dark Souls 2 in the 2030s, I wonder?
 
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