🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[ScurvyRat]

looks like some rubber mats they put on top of the carpet. everything still soaked in shit and piss
Wyświetl załącznik 9184770

He's definitely watching this thread.

Cleaned for the first time in DAYS:



I check in occasionally and the only time it gets cleaned up like this is when we bring it up in the thread

Notice the conspicuously placed clorox wipes in the bottom left of the frame LMFAO

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Mald, did you suck the juice out of all those pillows and plush toys? Bro wipes some surfaces and calls it a day.

Kinda like writing 400 "..."s and calling it an update.

 

[Bernd Liefert]

I mean the message itself isn't bad, and really, I wish it was said more by OTHER people. Yes, a shocking amount of people face paralysis about that, thinking they aren't good, or ready, or whatever, when if you are learning something. When learning is how you GET good, and that involves mistakes

I have heard this message by many a youtuber over the years (Pewdiepie, Markiplier, OneyNG etc.). But normally they give that advice at the height of their career not when everything is burnt to the ground.

Edit: I just realized why Malds version seemed so empty to me. When others made those vids they added their own story to it. Describing how they had to overcome obstacles (e.g. Pewds living for years in a small apartment, selling hotdogs on the street). Something the Nepobaby can't do.

 

[Aidan]

Edit: I just realized why Malds version seemed so empty to me. When others made those vids they added their own story to it. Describing how they had to overcome obstacles (e.g. Pewds living for years in a small apartment, selling hotdogs on the street). Something the Nepobaby can't do.

Pewdiepie is a funny comparison because he grew up rich but I think wasn't supported by his parents since they didn't support him being a youtuber, he found success in it, became one of the most successful youtubers ever and has basically retired from it, building a family and pursuing personal interests. He's probably explored programming more than Mald at this point, too.

 

[fuckthisusernameshit]

He's probably explored programming more than Mald at this point, too.

It was half a year ago now, but the last video I saw of Pewds was he bought a bunch of GPUs and created his own AI farm, and the AI formed a council that started to conspire against him. I didn't find the vod, but did find an article about it: https://civai.org/blog/pewdiepie-ai-collusion

More relevant to the topic, here's a post about some other work he'd done previously: https://www.reddit.com/r/artificial/comments/1on8w71/pewdiepie_goes_allin_on_selfhosting_ai_using/

Only after taking the pedal off YouTube, moving to a foreign country (edit: for like the fourth time), and focusing on his family, did he somehow become more of a programmer than Mald and Mutahar (sorry, random stray) combined.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Pewdiepie is a funny comparison because he grew up rich but I think wasn't supported by his parents since they didn't support him being a youtuber, he found success in it, became one of the most successful youtubers ever and has basically retired from it, building a family and pursuing personal interests. He's probably explored programming more than Mald at this point, too.

Seeing that PewDiePie has put out Linux videos and DeGoogling videos, it's 100% he knows way more than Mald.

 

[fuckthisusernameshit]

Seeing that PewDiePie has put out Linux videos and DeGoogling videos, it's 100% he knows way more than Mald.

The "enthusiast" in him wouldn't be able to get past the Tux mascot before he's stuck in a perpetual gooning cycle of penguin suits yiffing.

 

[ScurvyRat]

He's definitely watching this thread.

Cleaned for the first time in DAYS:

Wyświetl załącznik 9187528

I check in occasionally and the only time it gets cleaned up like this is when we bring it up in the thread

Notice the conspicuously placed clorox wipes in the bottom left of the frame LMFAO

Days without cleaning: 1



I might make this a daily thing, but 24 hours later, you can see that the ferret rape dungeon has not been cleaned.

It's also Mald's day off streaming, so you'd think he has time to clean up after his animals.

Probably working too hard on Heartbound.

Lets check in tomorrow to see how long these poor creatures go living in their own filth.

I asked Grok AI "how often should you clean a ferret enclosure with 20+ ferrets"

Spoiler: AI Slop

For an enclosure with 20+ ferrets, you should do intensive daily spot-cleaning (multiple times per day if needed) and full deep cleans every 1–3 days, depending on the enclosure size, ventilation, litter setup, and observed mess/odor levels. Ferrets are generally clean animals but produce a lot of waste, and the volume from 20+ will accelerate buildup of urine, feces, food scraps, and oils—leading to strong odors, bacterial growth, and health risks like respiratory issues or infections if not managed.
Recommended Routine for Large Groups

• Daily (multiple times if possible):
  • Scoop and replace litter in all trays (ferrets often prefer multiple trays in corners).
  • Remove soiled bedding, food hoards, and visible waste.
  • Wipe down messes, food/water bowls (wash bowls every day or every other day—ferrets can be picky about dirty water).
  • Spot-clean floors, ramps, and surfaces.

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

At this point Toby is gonna release like 10 games before Mald's is near to complete Heartbound.

 

[fukkit]

Probably working too hard on Heartbound.

Well thats the great part! He doesnt have to clean up because thats what the two pooners are for!

 

[яндекс]

Seeing that PewDiePie has put out Linux videos and DeGoogling videos, it's 100% he knows way more than Mald.

I'd say a bit of that and Mald being a good goy who wants ze kompanies to do whatever they want with your data. Is there any clip of him talking about open-source operating systems or shit like online age verification laws? Between his obvious conflict of interest against #SKG and his Reddit faggot opinions, I'd say he sees Linux and deGoogling as far-right incel practices.

Because he's an expert 'ACKer who obviously knows Linux DUH. But why switch operating systems when Windows works well enough? Systems design DEFCON badge Blizzard employee for seven years.

 

[Aidan]

I'd say a bit of that and Mald being a good goy who wants ze kompanies to do whatever they want with your data. Is there any clip of him talking about open-source operating systems or shit like online age verification laws? Between his obvious conflict of interest against #SKG and his Reddit faggot opinions, I'd say he sees Linux and deGoogling as far-right incel practices.

Because he's an expert 'ACKer who obviously knows Linux DUH. But why switch operating systems when Windows works well enough? Systems design DEFCON badge Blizzard employee for seven years.

There are a million tells that Mald is full of shit and not a pirate, hacker, or a part of the broader community even a little. The only reason he goes to defcon is because it is cool by association and he doesn't even partake in any of the hacky stuff there by any stretch of the word. His entire being is antithetical to the culture, it's uncanny. The name "PirateSoftware" was supposedly chosen to trick people who looked up pirating software and he will shut you down if you discuss pirating software and has said he's against it. The fact you can't even discuss it is so stupid.
He doesn't go to any other technical cons or even mention them to viewers as far as I'm aware. It's insane how hard he tries to fake it 'til he makes it and as soon as he's called out he tries to surgically scrub the net of all evidence of his bullshit. Everything about him is performative, he's mentally ill.

To answer your question, Mald has told some of the reddit Linux jokes but I'm not aware of him ever talking about personal experiences, or why someone might use Linux.. Which is crazy because it is literally free content these days. He's self aware enough to realize that he has built himself up as a technical wizard and would out himself if he had to actually back it up, though.

 

[Forklift Certified]

I'm not aware of him ever talking about personal experiences, or why someone might use Linux..

Bruh do not dare slander mah boi who has a whole home lab with a private offline github depo where he is storing the "good stuff".

 

[ScurvyRat]

Days without cleaning: 1

Days without cleaning: 0

I actually checked in late last night and the enclosure was freshly cleaned and the little furry creatures were running around having a great time.


I'll be checking in again tomorrow. The ferrets definitely deserve more cleaning than every other day, but this is markedly better than the last time I was checking. The only difference now is that I'm posting it to the thread in the hopes that Mald will see this and step up his cleaning game.

Maybe I can bully this faggot into taking care of his animals properly

 

[fuckthisusernameshit]

What's more likely, that he hired someone to come in periodically to clean up, or that he is begrudgingly taking time away from his precious reddit scrolling to do it himself?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What's more likely, that he hired someone to come in periodically to clean up, or that he is begrudgingly taking time away from his precious reddit scrolling to do it himself?

He probably yelled at the pooners that the farms was making him look bad.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

What's more likely, that he hired someone to come in periodically to clean up, or that he is begrudgingly taking time away from his precious reddit scrolling to do it himself?

He already had his pooner clean it previously, but ~year ago they only did it once every 1-2 weeks. And they had nothing covering the carpet floor, letting piss and shit soak into it.

IDK how he managed to gaslight anyone in to believing this is a "rescue"

 

[tarzor]

Is there any clip of him talking about open-source operating systems or shit like online age verification laws?

https://youtu.be/d4mMdR7_rbg?t=7076 (1:57:56)

then when asked the same question again a couple weeks later hes standoffish and doesnt want to stand on his opinion anymore.
almost as if his opinion that it wasn't a big deal was fake and gay!

https://youtu.be/i0LDojmnZd8?t=8718 (2:25:18)

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2746119188?t=4h49m2s

(talking about his vod deletion)
lvl 100 question dodge, good god man

and to answer your question on his opinion on open source stuff, just dont ask him why he thinks everyone needs his permission to comment on his code for heartbound. but do let him cheer on open sourcing when its other people's shit

 

[ScurvyRat]

Days without cleaning: 0

Days without cleaning the ferret rape dungeon: 1






He really needs to be cleaning this every day. Frustrating.

 

[Aidan]

He really needs to be cleaning this every day. Frustrating.

I assume you mean Shaye because everyone knows Mald can't clean. Not sure how devoted they is to being a guy, Mald is inconsistent in his pronoun respectage.