DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Does Phil wear diapers?

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If you put me in Dave's shoes tomorrow, I would begin raking in thowlsands of dahlers with very little effort. This isn't a contested viewpoint, when someone else says it. I just want to express to you, dear tractors, that I am impressed by his ability to just barely stay afloat.
Sussess. Failure. The thin-style line between them is where he hovers forever. Level 1 but not game-over.
It's like this, okay.. the most obvious way to increase income is to increase stream time. But he treats 4 minutes over scheduled ending like the world is going to fall apart.
I don't get it.
 
So people get a free month of GTA+ (a monthly, paid subscription) when they pre-order GTA 6. DSP has been on an insane rant about it, completely misinterpreting the offer and conditions.

His stance is that people will get this free month without them knowing, even though DSP is showing the conditions ON THE FUCKING SCREEN HIMSELF, which clearly state it has to be redeemed separately.

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Someone in his chat pointed this out to him. Guess what happened...

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So people get a free month of GTA+ (a monthly, paid subscription) when they pre-order GTA 6. DSP has been on an insane rant about it, completely misinterpreting the offer and conditions.

His stance is that people will get this free month without them knowing, even though DSP is showing the conditions ON THE FUCKING SCREEN HIMSELF, which clearly state it has to be redeemed separately.

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Someone in his chat pointed this out to him. Guess what happened...

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Hes trying to make a mountain out of a molehill even though there isnt even a molehill because its a separate process you dont even have to do after you pre-order.
 
This whole rant was preceded by him shitting on the +$20 for the Ultimate Edition, which contains a bunch of cosmetic items.

This man "sells" him opening (not even giving away) a single Pokémon card pack for $50 to $100...
 
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I was wondering, when was the last time we saw jasper?
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This week, may have even been yesterday. I remember he jumped on Phail's chair which caused him to have a short segment bitching about how he's unable to get him down.

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What I gathered from the Darziak DMs is that he follows what's going on a lot less than what people believe/say.

Almost all his knowledge of anything going on, people talking about him, videos made about him came from paragraphs upon paragraphs of Darziak recaps. His only response to them was "lol they're stupid".

He really didn't seem engaged with it or commenting on it. Even drama with Rich or lolcow live, he had a few short replies to and then continued asking for thumbnails.

Also, you can notice whenever he's addressing things mentioned in the DMs (like Suprcrzy scamming detractors) he knows only the details from the messages.
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It's crazy. Whenever Phail said that he "doesn't care about what da idiotz say" and that he "never watches their mowlth-drooling khantent" he was actually telling the truth. Back then we thought that the suspiciously detailed way he talked about things while saying that he "knows nuffing about it, peepol told him about da idiotz" were him pretending. But no, he actually did have no idea about what we're talking about or doing. He was like a general who is reading off a military intelligence agent's fresh report on OPFOR's activity, logistics, threat assessment, tactical and strategic goals, equipment etc.

It all comes down to the Dentziak leaks not really becoming part of general detractor consciousness unlike the bank leaks for example but the Dentziak leaks are actually wild. Dentziak dedicated half a decade of his life being Phail's personal assistant. He did everything. Tech support, he assisted in creating khantent through editing and creating thumbnails, he was the ideas guy, he researched what the trolls were saying on twitter, on here, on reddit, he watched detractor videos, he was observing what the dents were saying in chat and gave him advice on what he did well and what he didn't, what and how he should change etc.

And for what? A bit more than £5000 in total for half a decade of service. It would've been smarter for Dentziak if he went to the Congo and got employed as a cobalt miner. The kind of shit he was doing would fetch a six figure salary. The average ambassador's aide doesn't go as hard in assisting a person's job as much as Dentziak did for a recalcitrant retard like Phail.
 
Everyone knew he would try tobandwagon on the GTA 6 discourse today, but the fact he clearly thought he had his next VIRAL VIDEO calling out Rockstar for a subscription scam that turns out not to be a scam at all, with his own chat telling him he's wrong, is somehow even more retarded than expected.
 
How does Phil think if you download GTA6 that you're automatically billed for GTA+? He's downloaded more games and had more subscriptions than 99.99% of gamers.

I get it, it's a personal attack against Phil because he's one of those idiots that has tons of subscriptions he pays for and doesn't use, and Phil obviously is always correct.

This is why you need to stop doing gaming news, Phil. You look at these things from such microscopic niche views that nobody else can relate to. Go open Pokemon packs or play gacha.
 
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So people get a free month of GTA+ (a monthly, paid subscription) when they pre-order GTA 6. DSP has been on an insane rant about it, completely misinterpreting the offer and conditions.

Someone in his chat pointed this out to him. Guess what happened...

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What a fucking smug faggot retard nigger this guy is every second of every day. But this rant in particular was remarkably exhausting to listen to. More so for me than even his Pokémon autism or his "back in the day I was popular" history lessons.
 
A 1 hour and 45 minute "mOrNing sHoW" btw.

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Lmao. His chat is so dead, he's constantly afraid it got hit by the Youtube chat exploit again. Turns out chat was just dead. :story:

 
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gameplay should be divided into 2 sections
- Gameplay by Phil
- Gameplay be Chat
which I believe is the case for yesterday's ragequit. The game was so obscure that none of his retards knew the game, thus he couldn't just read the chat and beat the game.
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Which is made all the more funny by Phil so god dam useless at anything he struggles to follow the instructions from tards with not even a quarter of his already limited brain power. tl:dr kys Phil
 
I love the return of the black shirt. Somehow, after yesterday's sussessful day, Beggolini has returned. This is legitimately retarded
 
Phil told on himself this afternoon and admitted he is very likely opening more pokemon cards off stream.

He said during his next marathon he is planning on buying a bunch of pokemon tcg code cards for cheap to give away, the code cards that come in each pack that you can redeem in the digital game. He's right you can buy these online for cheap, but the sellers just email or DM you the codes, they dont actually mail the physical cards with the code on them. So the code cards he plans on giving away in bulk next week will likely be from packs he opened himself.
 
His July 4th begathon is him going through his closet and working out how much his retro games collection is worth

The man is a total consumer, what a sad materialistic faggot.
 
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