DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[johnkimble123]

I think LSF and others need to shit on Phil way more often. Because that gives us even more retardation from Phil to "felt the trolls" while sinking deeper and deeper into his addictions.

The problem is the masses think he’s either actually special needs and retarded or he’s putting on an act.

Phil is the rare case where even if he is a retard, he deserves to be dragged for using family member’s illnesses (real or not) to not do things, begging as much as he does, and having literally brain dead boomer takes on just about everything else.

Boogie got dragged for faking cancer by the internet at large, but Phil has said his mom has been on her last legs for 7 years and uses that as a reason to do and not do things. Oh and if Phil had a bad week of streams, he’d be back to begging for money for his day off.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

If Phil wanted to fuck with the trolls and could for a moment be honest about his entire deal, he could do 3 members only streams and maybe 2 public streams a week. The former would be dent and whale service and the latter showing a little ankle to pull in the next whale. How much would his revenue be affected? A couple hundred/month? Would reduce volume of content available for detracting, largely kill restreams, and make clipping him trickier.

But he won’t because he still thinks there’s a new audience out there somewhere for him and it would be a detractor win on some level in his fucked-up head.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

he’s either actually special needs and retarded

I'm pretty sure he literally is in addition to being a narcissistic sociopath.

He is probably just slightly mentally handicapped though. That sort that prevents him from actually playing games properly but just enough for him to pretend being capable of mingle with other human beings.

 

[MC Law]

Well, Phil is the king of semantics, he's the ultimate Reddit user on that regard.
"People say I spent 1800 dollars on WWE Champions? Wrong! Tuhuhu..."

He actually spent 1651 dollars, so the entire statement is WRONG and therefore DEBUNKED. Phil created a system where he literally can't ever be wrong because if you get the tiniest detail wrong, then it's all false, and if you do know every little detail, then you're obsessed and therefore wrong aswell.

That is the murky mind of the pigroach

 

[SwiftBucks]

I always get a laugh out of how Phil while bitch and moan about instant gratification ruining society and then turn around rage at a game because it won't give him what he wants right away.

How long did he spend playing Mina? A few hours at most? If his gripes were mostly with the weapon he chose anyone else would have just restarted the game and picked a different one. But no, he spec'd his character wrong the first time and the game got sent to banworld

 

[johnkimble123]

I'm pretty sure he literally is in addition to being a narcissistic sociopath.

He is probably just slightly mentally handicapped though. That sort that prevents him from actually playing games properly but just enough for him to pretend being capable of mingle with other human beings.

That was more me saying what the general internet thinks of him. Even FGC people talk about Phil like he’s a mental midget, even though they know he’s a narcissistic manipulative keyboard warrior who pisses himself if he’s ever challenged IRL.

 

[Jang Joo]

"The Pokuhmahn cards are sussessful!" I tell the audience as I fake a 500 dollar contribution. That'll teach them for not supporting the video games. The cards will continue until morale improves. I open half a box on stream at a loss.
"If you wanted me to play video games, where was the support?"
I think I hear Katherine stand up downstairs. A shiver travels down my spine, a cold drop of sweat down my temple. Must be the Full Sun.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Those tips were 100% fake because of the following things;

1. REMEMBER RULE 1 - PHIL CAN NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER TAKE AN L. This fucker would have his mother on her apparent deathbed. She was not. A detractor called the house, and she answered.
2. Acting, Phil has said for decades, has said he is good at acting (he is not). Also, last year, he said, "I could fake tips, and you won't know." Which means he has faked tips and will.
3. Saving face, livestream fails, but also a certain Pokémon tuber;
   A certain Possum made a video, and funnily enough Phil has been watching these videos because he has mentioned talking points from them both times. Phil is most likely the most active user on his thread; I am not joking either.
4. Proving a point, Phil the night before, was getting flak for talking about Pokémon. He needs this to succeed; the Asmon bump was humiliating for him.

Also, the middle of the month is his most inactive period.

 

[BlastMonk]

Phil is most likely the most active user on his thread; I am not joking either.

He reads here for sure, I think thats where he gets his anger for people calling Kat fat comes from. No one really mentions it often like we do.
Also Phil does NOT have a family. A fat roommate and a handicapped cat is not a family unit.

 

[Balr0g]

A certain Possum made a video, and funnily enough Phil has been watching these videos

Not to mention that the Possum guy was also on TBS giving a bit of knowledge in terms of Pokemon card packs, reseals and what have you. He also said that Phil is a scumbag. And we all know that Phil watches TBS religiously just like he still watches the Casino

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I know it's been said countless times but that's not a sustainable model relying on a few whales,

people keep saying this but he's been doing it for a decade. pigroach luck is eternal

 

[fuckthisusernameshit]

I'm pretty sure he literally is in addition to being a narcissistic sociopath.

He is probably just slightly mentally handicapped though. That sort that prevents him from actually playing games properly but just enough for him to pretend being capable of mingle with other human beings.

That was more me saying what the general internet thinks of him. Even FGC people talk about Phil like he’s a mental midget, even though they know he’s a narcissistic manipulative keyboard warrior who pisses himself if he’s ever challenged IRL.

It'd be really funny if one of the reasons he's so afraid to go out in public is that people might spot a handicap parking tag in his car.

Unfortunately, even if he has a parking tag, it's more likely to be for Kat's huge ayyuuss than his broken brain.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Those tips were 100% fake

A compulsive liar often thinks if something could happen, then it might as well have happened.

So it's not a lie, get it? Someone could have donated $500. You wouldn't know. So it happened. There is no difference unless you're a terminally online no load loser.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

It'd be really funny if one of the reasons he's so afraid to go out in public is that people might spot a handicap parking tag in his car.

Unfortunately, even if he has a parking tag, it's more likely to be for Kat's huge ayyuuss than his broken brain.

Well, last public picture we got lead to everyone thinking Kat was a chubby 12 year old boy. Next look we got of her was on stream.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

That was more me saying what the general internet thinks of him. Even FGC people talk about Phil like he’s a mental midget, even though they know he’s a narcissistic manipulative keyboard warrior who pisses himself if he’s ever challenged IRL.

You reminded me of that recent interview from a few years ago where Mike Watson revealed that the reason he didn't beat the shit out of DSP in the parking lot incident was because he clocked him as special needs and since Mike Watson volunteered to help special needs kids in the past he has a soft spot for special needs people. That revelation was honestly more devastating than if him and Jaha beat the shit out of Phail

Phil is most likely the most active user on his thread; I am not joking either.

We've found out from the Dragonfucker Leaks that Phail doesn't really read the thread much or watch detractor khantent himself (unless it's about LTG or Wangz). Instead, his majordomo Dragonfucker Darziak was scoping out the thread on the daily, as well as watched detractor khantent (that one time where a video was privated as TBS was watching it was Darziak's doing) and giving him the heads up on what the "idiots" are saying about him. Now that Dragonfucker Darziak has ceased his service as the Felted King's majordomo I wonder whether some other dent has filled the void or whether Phail has to do his own research now.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

Keep in mind he had Darziak giving him step by step guides multiple times. It's fair to assume it took him more than 1 day to set it all up. While having guides spoon-fed to him by a dragon freak.

With him gone, it looks like Phail replaced him with AI, the quality of his streams will keep going down.
And with Phail now accustomed to getting guides for everything in his life I guess he'll become even more helpless.

I'd be surprised if he manages to get a card graded

I imagine it was closer to two days alone just to put up those gay little wall panels that are behind him, not including the ones he did on stream. The faggot was probably strutting around the house after like he just did some major construction project on his own while Kat silently wished for someone to shoot her.

 

[MC Law]

Phil has an army of dents doing his bidding. One of the retarded pervs is reading this. Hi, dent!

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

The Internet Discourse today is people bitching about the GTA 6 preorders (pricing, content, lack of new trailer/gameplay, etc), so look forward to him regurgitating a bunch of X posts about it on the pahdcast today.

My brain is permanently ruined by the Snortex so all I could think about seeing the news was Phil begging for Pokemon card openings during his day 1 stream of that game in November.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Yeah I dunno if Piggy comes to the farms for the same reason he doesn't play on fightcade he's too much of a butter soft bitch and thinks Jersh will hack his IP address.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

NEW GEN 10 POKEMON WIND/WAVE LEAK!!!

Name: Pigroach
(The Snort Cockroach Pokemon)

Type: Ghost/Poison

Ability: Wonder Guard

Description:
It's able to survive in the harshest robust conditions of its surroundings. Lives on an appetite of devouring fast food and begging humans for donations. Will ban anything that disturbs it even slightly. It's a prime target from trollhunters that want it gone from their lands.