💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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Wasn't Jesus himself against such things and said that all that mattered was how you act and not how you want it to look like you act?
Yes. It goes beyond that too. The Bible had a lot to say about "Christians" who were performative.
One of my favourite stories from church was our paster preaching about something like this. He brought up a story about a wicked man who would pray very loudly and proclaim all of his good deeds versus another who prayed quietly, seeking forgiveness.
One of them didn't go to the place he wanted after life. It turns out God doesn't care how loudly he prayed and how outwardly Christian his larp was.

This is the fate of Scalfatty.
 
While that's fine, I'd prefer a big slop of caramelized onions on there instead of the slaw, which are STILL too close to vegetables for Nashville Fats.
To each their own but the classic sammich has coleslaw on it.

Also his comment about not liking 7Brew because they 'use a lot of syrups' etc, but he loves Dutch Bros, where you seriously cannot even get just a regular coffee, it's all hyper-sugary drinks.
The amount of Torani coffee syrups he has in his home is ridiculous. And even then with all the sugar and cream he adds to his piss weak coffee means he's not tasting the coffee.
 
Yes. It goes beyond that too. The Bible had a lot to say about "Christians" who were performative.
One of my favourite stories from church was our paster preaching about something like this. He brought up a story about a wicked man who would pray very loudly and proclaim all of his good deeds versus another who prayed quietly, seeking forgiveness.
One of them didn't go to the place he wanted after life. It turns out God doesn't care how loudly he prayed and how outwardly Christian his larp was.

This is the fate of Scalfatty.
Yeah, and fatty does absolutely nothing that Jesus said to do. He's an asshole, he's lazy, he doesn't help or donate any money to the needy. He's hateful. Jesus won't be happy with fatty
 
Just your friendly reminder that Jack is the kind of human strawman that Reddit atheists can point to as their "example" of why Christians are "deluded brainwashed cultists". He is literally that fat and stupid.

In fairness, no group wants Jack associated with them, and he demonstrates awareness of this fact in his dishonest way of attaching himself to conspiracy theories, chinesium kitchen gadgets, fast food brands, and what he *believes* to be trending on TikTok - all for the sake of tricking anyone he can into paying attention to him.

The only reason Jack would have to launch that "Bible study" Youtube vlog he half-assed is probably because he was made to feel unwanted in a real Bible study group wherein he was expected to mind his manners and keep his yap shut for the most part. It doesn't help that he vocalizes like an impacted mule.
 
Jag's latest nugget. The TL;DW is "Arby's is ripping you off! Onions GUD, meat GUD, but not enough meat, not enough cheese." Jack then goes on a rant about "cutting corners" which is hilarious coming from this drooling sack of failure. Jack ends the video by whining about...the sun.

He wants to do CHEEZEDAKE WURZ! But just arbys for today.

Of all the fast food places Arby's has the best variety, they have great pictures! And the best variety! And the best milkshakes!

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Claims it has no cheese, yet melted cheese is clearly visible. Tammy actually snapped back a bit, although angy Fatty was right that she pointed out a piece of onion not pepper. You can just about hear the eye roll in her voice.

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"it's like a bunch of salad" when referring to the pecan chicken salad sandwich. Still so angy about sandwiches with begetables.

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I was not prepared for this retard to take a bite out of a sandwich like this. It's like those idiots that bite a hotdog in the middle because they don't want to look gay(but it makes them look gayer because they clearly can't just eat a hotdog without thinking about dick). "UNYNUZ ARE GUD"

"okay lets be nice the steak was really gud, the meat was gud, the onions were really gud," goes into a mini tantrum about cheese being in the name and the bicture, but not in his sandwich, while showing an image of his sandwich on screen that has cheese visible in it. Claims it's "kinda small" and how it has no filling "they're feeding you bread and that's the new way, that's the way they cut corners" because it's a FUCKING SANDWICH.

"I'm tellin you the new way, I'm warning you, guise whoevers watching this video I promise you there is like no filling anymore, there's no filling that's where they're getting you that's where they're cuttin corners and it's not just happening to me I've been hearing about it all across the industry"

So Fatty got the smaller 690 calorie sandwich for $8.39, cries that it's not enough food. Didn't get the "half pound" version for $12.39 that is 1180 calories, because I guess he's still on his kick that nothing at a fast food place should ever be over $10. Of course that 690 calorie sandwich also means he could have had some fries, jalapeno poppers, mozzarella sticks, the milkshakes he likes because of the pictures, etc. but no! Fatty gets the small sandwich and cries about a sandwich having bread!

Their budgeting must really be getting to him because he's so fucking angy over sandwiches with bread. As if he was supposed to just get a pile of meat and cheese plopped into a bowl right off the griddle.
 
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I was not prepared for this retard to take a bite out of a sandwich like this. It's like those idiots that bite a hotdog in the middle because they don't want to look gay(but it makes them look gayer because they clearly can't just eat a hotdog without thinking about dick).

The only way Jack could be more of a flamer is if somebody set him on fire. This dude thinks about cocks so much that he has a genuine fear of male dogs because when scratching their belly he might accidentally jack them off.
 
Quiznos damn near went entirely out of business due to buttfucking their franchisees on supply costs, and penalizing the ones that found alternative(and sometimes better, sometimes worse) sources. Last I was in one a few years ago, it was awful and I've gone past a couple since that seemed worse from what I could see inside walking by(pepper bar generally being empty, no customers, shit like that).
It was actually astoundingly incompetent business. At the time they were at their height, they were at the top of the sub game. Their French dip was particularly good. It's sad the few remnants of it are basically toilets.
Now if only Subway would follow them.
I can live without their mystery meats but they do have some good items, sometimes. Their veggie sub is actually pretty good because you can look at every ingredient right there and see if it's edible. If it's crap, it's obviously visible so you just turn around and walk out.
I loved the pepper bar. Pack up a bunch of pepperocinis and jalapenos to go? Really made the sandwich sing.
It is especially bizarre they dumped that, considering it was one of the things people liked most.
Haven't been here for quite some time and this fat worthless fuck is still alive? You gotta be shitting me!
Something I love about Jack, as a cow, at least, is how literally everyone on the political spectrum despises his politics. People he superficially agrees with, in his weird, bogus pretense of being a conservative Southern Christian despite being from fucking California, are offended that he makes them look stupid, while everyone else just finds his opinions offensively dumb. He's like the boomer version of antifa, where even people who kind of agree with him just wish he would shut the fuck up because no matter what opinion he expresses, he expresses it so dumbly that people cringe.
Well, most of him.
I'm not sure about that. I'd say 60% if we were just talking about physical limbs that actually function. I mean he has basically two fully functional limbs. The other two barely work at all. But if you include the incredible levels of brain damage, he's probably at 40% at best. He's visibly retarded.
I genuinely don't get what he's bitching about here. One of those would fill me up.
Let me guess. Unlike Jack, you are not a fat, fucking, stroked-out idiot bastard.
"I don't see any meat, barely any"
As always with Jack it's "MUH MEET NOT ENUFF GUD MEET!" He has no substantive opinions on the quality, it's just "WHY NOT MOAR MEEEEEEEET?"
It's amazing that Jack has been on YouTube for twenty years and his presentation is still so amateurish.
I have actually seen a couple of local businesses using these repulsive emoji things in advertisements and just because of Jack, immediately decided never to do business with anyone who would use these pieces of shit.
"I had to throw more chicken in my mouth"

Yeah, Jack, we know that's your favorite thing to do at 2am each Saturday behind the Denny's.
Chicken is a little non-specific considering it's Jack. We all know it's COCK.
So maybe word has reached all restaurants in his area that they're stopping this fat faggot from filming in their locations and that's why Fat on the Go has ended. And now it's just Fat at Home.
I do think this is possible. One of the recurring themes of Fat on the Go has been this disgusting fat asshole filming other diners against their will. I think it's possible that while they refrained from just going up to him and knocking him on his dumb, fat ass, they complained to management about why they were allowing this creep to do that.
A courteous and smart person would record the intro, tell the viewer where they are going and what they are ordering, put in a transition effect back where they were recording with said item and then review from there. That or record from when you have the item you are reviewing at the recording area. None of this nonsense recording random people and employees.
The obvious direct contrast to Jagoff's disgusting behavior is reviewbrah, who exactly represents this. While he also often has harsh criticisms of the food, he is never disrespectful to the personnel. (Except on the one time he was absolutely baffled that someone completely lost his mind and started screaming at him simply for ordering one of the vegan burgers.)
There was a famous incident in which a social media personality filed a report on VAERS that the MMR vaccine turned him into a large, green rage monster with superpowers.
I like the "enlarged penis" one. I mean certainly this is a horrifying side effect. I definitely wouldn't want THAT. No, no, save me!
Cucking With Jack "Taco Stromboli." Fucking end yourself for the love of God.
Jack, I know you aren’t interested in a healthy lifestyle at all, so please make this homemade vanilla cake on camera for my enjoyment. I know Tammy can help you, and this type of cake is something a beginner could do.
Reminds me of this recipe, literally the first thing I did when I started baking as a child. As a voracious reader, I would just randomly pick up any book in sight and read it, and one of the books I picked up was the Betty Crocker cookbook, I think the 1969 edition. And I realized, wait, every single thing in this is already right here. I can do this right now!


It was more or less an instant hit because I did bizarre things unlike recipe genius Jack Scalfani, you know, like actually reading the recipe and doing what it said.
It makes me laugh how he sometimes pretends he's carnivore still and other times is shoveling cake or bread down his gullet
Including his nonsense of "DUH SHURGUR IS DA EVIL" while always covering anything he eats in monstrous amounts of sauce that are mostly sugar.
This man can't put dried pasta into a pot of boiling water without fucking it up.
He literally thought liming eggs involved literal lime fruits, and then posted a video of himself fucking up a two ingredient recipe. I've probably said this before, but he could literally boil water, and somehow it would end up burned, raw, and bloody.

And even being too dumb to understand what "lime" meant, that wasn't even the dumbest thing he did. He also used washed grocery store eggs instead of the kind of eggs you would actually use (with the bloom).
 
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The only way Jack could be more of a flamer is if somebody set him on fire. This dude thinks about cocks so much that he has a genuine fear of male dogs because when scratching their belly he might accidentally jack them off.
Yeah that one is a classic.

Remember Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay?

What do you want to bet all Fatty heard was "meat sandwich" and got excited, then realized he was talking about sucking dick, got even more excited, and then agreed with the part about not being a faggot?
 
I was not prepared for this retard to take a bite out of a sandwich like this. It's like those idiots that bite a hotdog in the middle because they don't want to look gay(but it makes them look gayer because they clearly can't just eat a hotdog without thinking about dick). "UNYNUZ ARE GUD"
Thank you for providing a much more concise breakdown than I was able to write up lol
 
Thank you for providing a much more concise breakdown than I was able to write up lol
UNYUNZ R GUD

I just realized something. The cheese that you can clearly see melted in with the meat in the cheesesteak sandwich is invisible to Fatty. The man makes CHEEZBUGER all the time, but over the course of damn near 2 decades has not figured out how to melt cheese. So when he encounters beef with melted cheese, he assumes it isn't there because it's not a cold slab on top of a poorly cooked burger patty. And because Arbys didn't apply an entire half pound bag of shreddy cheese to the sandwich, it's not piled on top as a congealed mess for him either.

This just confirms my theory that he has the taste buds of a babyand is just angy because he can't see the cheese, as if the cheese melting is the equivalent of "got your nose!" with your thumb between your fingers and the child freaking out.

It's also why he likes his charcoal sneezning, putting sneezing on fud as if it's a garnish. If he can't see it, it's not there.

Because of this, he'd insist there's no beef in some of these "dishes".
 
local copy so nobody has to give this fat retard any views....

I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking this video was hilariously bizarre and pointless. The pacing was so fast but he still got that drum beat in there. Tammy had definitely had it with him that day too. It feels like because of whatever they're clearly going through financially behind the scenes, he's pivoted to framing his fast food reviews as "warning videos". It honestly seems really performative as if he can't stand to lose one of his only remaining reasons to get out of the house, but he knows Tammy would rather they weren't spending the money so he has to act like it's all a terrible rip-off in some childish attempt to appease her.
 
local copy so nobody has to give this fat retard any views....

What does it mean that when Jack was twice listing off the reasons that Arby's is the best fast food place, he gave the top reason being that they have great pictures both times?

Anyway, what does Jack actually want from a sandwich? He hates bread, obviously, but he also hates sandwich/pizza/burrito/whatever bowls too.
 
why the fuck does this guy love fast food so much? i know he’s fat and lazy and retarded but this guy apparently is supposed to be running a cooking channel not goyslop reviews
Because cooking means he has to put in effort. Fat on the go means he gets to wait for other people to do work, so he can then shovel the GUD MEAT into his face.
What does it mean that when Jack was twice listing off the reasons that Arby's is the best fast food place, he gave the top reason being that they have great pictures both times?
Because Fatty gets off to photos of fud.
Anyway, what does Jack actually want from a sandwich? He hates bread, obviously, but he also hates sandwich/pizza/burrito/whatever bowls too.
He hates sandwiches because bread and begetables. He hates pizza cooked worth a shit that has dark brown spots on the crust, he hates burritos because of rice. The only reason he eats those is because they get meat cheese and grease into his face. His watery chili is his favorite because he can add shreddy cheese on top and basically drink it. Bread is nothing more than a utensil for this man.
 
why the fuck does this guy love fast food so much? i know he’s fat and lazy and retarded but this guy apparently is supposed to be running a cooking channel not goyslop reviews
He's an addict.

Basically food is his drug and was his ticket out of wanting to suck dick. And no I'm not kidding. I'm genuinely convinced that he transferred his love of cock to food which is why he always tongue fucks it first and eats his burger like a taco.
 
In fairness, no group wants Jack associated with them, and he demonstrates awareness of this fact in his dishonest way of attaching himself to conspiracy theories, chinesium kitchen gadgets, fast food brands, and what he *believes* to be trending on TikTok - all for the sake of tricking anyone he can into paying attention to him.

The only reason Jack would have to launch that "Bible study" Youtube vlog he half-assed is probably because he was made to feel unwanted in a real Bible study group wherein he was expected to mind his manners and keep his yap shut for the most part. It doesn't help that he vocalizes like an impacted mule.
The guy spent the whole bible study session to the one person that showed up, and to be careful of what the trolls say about him.

Then he didn’t talk about the bible or Christ at all. He said he’d send some material to study later on. He never sent shit. What a clown.
 
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