Quiznos damn near went entirely out of business due to buttfucking their franchisees on supply costs, and penalizing the ones that found alternative(and sometimes better, sometimes worse) sources. Last I was in one a few years ago, it was awful and I've gone past a couple since that seemed worse from what I could see inside walking by(pepper bar generally being empty, no customers, shit like that).
It was actually astoundingly incompetent business. At the time they were at their height, they were at the top of the sub game. Their French dip was particularly good. It's sad the few remnants of it are basically toilets.
Now if only Subway would follow them.
I can live without their mystery meats but they do have some good items, sometimes. Their veggie sub is actually pretty good because you can look at every ingredient right there and see if it's edible. If it's crap, it's obviously visible so you just turn around and walk out.
I loved the pepper bar. Pack up a bunch of pepperocinis and jalapenos to go? Really made the sandwich sing.
It is especially bizarre they dumped that, considering it was one of the things people liked most.
Haven't been here for quite some time and this fat worthless fuck is still alive? You gotta be shitting me!
Something I love about Jack, as a cow, at least, is how literally everyone on the political spectrum despises his politics. People he superficially agrees with, in his weird, bogus pretense of being a conservative Southern Christian despite being from fucking California, are offended that he makes them look stupid, while everyone else just finds his opinions offensively dumb. He's like the boomer version of antifa, where even people who kind of agree with him just wish he would shut the fuck up because no matter what opinion he expresses, he expresses it so dumbly that people cringe.
I'm not sure about that. I'd say 60% if we were just talking about physical limbs that actually function. I mean he has basically two fully functional limbs. The other two barely work at all. But if you include the incredible levels of brain damage, he's probably at 40% at best. He's visibly retarded.
I genuinely don't get what he's bitching about here. One of those would fill me up.
Let me guess. Unlike Jack, you are not a fat, fucking, stroked-out idiot bastard.
"I don't see any meat, barely any"
As always with Jack it's "MUH MEET NOT ENUFF GUD MEET!" He has no substantive opinions on the quality, it's just "WHY NOT MOAR MEEEEEEEET?"
It's amazing that Jack has been on YouTube for twenty years and his presentation is still so amateurish.
I have actually seen a couple of local businesses using these repulsive emoji things in advertisements and just because of Jack, immediately decided never to do business with anyone who would use these pieces of shit.
"I had to throw more chicken in my mouth"
Yeah, Jack, we know that's your favorite thing to do at 2am each Saturday behind the Denny's.
Chicken is a little non-specific considering it's Jack. We all know it's COCK.
So maybe word has reached all restaurants in his area that they're stopping this fat faggot from filming in their locations and that's why Fat on the Go has ended. And now it's just Fat at Home.
I do think this is possible. One of the recurring themes of Fat on the Go has been this disgusting fat asshole filming other diners against their will. I think it's possible that while they refrained from just going up to him and knocking him on his dumb, fat ass, they complained to management about why they were allowing this creep to do that.
A courteous and smart person would record the intro, tell the viewer where they are going and what they are ordering, put in a transition effect back where they were recording with said item and then review from there. That or record from when you have the item you are reviewing at the recording area. None of this nonsense recording random people and employees.
The obvious direct contrast to Jagoff's disgusting behavior is reviewbrah, who exactly represents this. While he also often has harsh criticisms of the food, he is never disrespectful to the personnel. (Except on the one time he was absolutely baffled that someone completely lost his mind and started screaming at him simply for ordering one of the vegan burgers.)
There was a famous incident in which a social media personality filed a report on VAERS that the MMR vaccine turned him into a large, green rage monster with superpowers.
I like the "enlarged penis" one. I mean certainly this is a horrifying side effect. I definitely wouldn't want THAT. No, no, save me!
Cucking With Jack "Taco Stromboli." Fucking end yourself for the love of God.
Jack, I know you aren’t interested in a healthy lifestyle at all, so please make
this homemade vanilla cake on camera for my enjoyment. I know Tammy can help you, and this type of cake is something a beginner could do.
Reminds me of this recipe, literally the first thing I did when I started baking as a child. As a voracious reader, I would just randomly pick up any book in sight and read it, and one of the books I picked up was the Betty Crocker cookbook, I think the 1969 edition. And I realized, wait, every single thing in this is already right here. I can do this right now!
It was more or less an instant hit because I did bizarre things unlike recipe genius Jack Scalfani, you know, like actually reading the recipe and doing what it said.
It makes me laugh how he sometimes pretends he's carnivore still and other times is shoveling cake or bread down his gullet
Including his nonsense of "DUH SHURGUR IS DA EVIL" while always covering anything he eats in monstrous amounts of sauce that are mostly sugar.
This man can't put dried pasta into a pot of boiling water without fucking it up.
He literally thought liming eggs involved literal lime fruits, and then posted a video of himself fucking up a two ingredient recipe. I've probably said this before, but he could literally boil water, and somehow it would end up burned, raw, and bloody.
And even being too dumb to understand what "lime" meant, that wasn't even the dumbest thing he did. He also used washed grocery store eggs instead of the kind of eggs you would actually use (with the bloom).
