@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[WardTrangler]

MD is beyond saving but if anyone else wants to improve their cheese and cracker experience, run to your nearest IKEA and get yourself one of these.
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You get a thin slice distributed evenly on the entire cracker instead of a small thick cube in the center of it. They’re 3 quid.

Are you blind good sir? Mound Dweller clearly designed those bite sized snacks according to the golden ratio. Literal 6 star michelin plating going on there, and you have to assume he put just as much thought and time into ensuring the quality of the taste & texture as well.

 

[souschef]

Did you see the globs of butter under the crumbled cheddar

Doesn't even bother to spread it

Fuck yeah, just throw everything together at the crackers general direction

 

[Mound Dweller]

Omlette du Fromage et Bacon et un de la Brown Sauce.

Doesn't even bother to spread it

The way I see it, it all comes together in your mouth anyway, so why be overly bothered?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Hey @Mound Dweller, have you ever cooked with this delicacy?

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Fuck yeah I forgot this thread existed. Keep on cooking you magnificent bastard

 

[souschef]

Omlette du Fromage et Bacon et un de la Brown Sauce.

Omelette du fromage??? More like belongs in the garbage

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Omlette du Fromage et Bacon et un de la Brown Sauce.

 

[stares at error messages]

MD is beyond saving but if anyone else wants to improve their cheese and cracker experience, run to your nearest IKEA and get yourself one of these.
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You get a thin slice distributed evenly on the entire cracker instead of a small thick cube in the center of it. They’re 3 quid.

That's too complicated and a mono-tasker. I'm just going to use a knife so I don't dirty something else.

 

[Burekbossman]

They’re 3 quid.

What is that in freedom bucks?

 

[The Lurky 1]

What is that in freedom bucks?

14.91

 

[Burekbossman]

14.91

Poland stronk

 

[stares at error messages]

@Mound Dweller There is nothing about it.

0:50

Henceforth I will be known as stares error messages the chad. You must address me as 'The Chad', or 'His Chadliness'.

These cat licks and their psyopery will be hunted to the ends of Brahman and put down and cast a sunder.

 

[stares at error messages]

This is bacon and butter sandwich with brown source.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Food to food combat... the terror....

 

[Begemot]

This is bacon and butter sandwich with brown source.
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Is that bacon diseased?

 

[souschef]

You must address me as 'The Chard'

I'll address you as The Shart, because your food looks like crap

 

[Begemot]

I'll address you as The Shart, because your food looks like crap

You don't see the pain inside, the Non-Euclidean writhing....

 

[souschef]

You don't see the pain inside, the Non-Euclidean writhing....

All i see in this thread is pain

 

[AMHOLIO]

All i see in this thread is pain

Mound Dweller cooking thread: An experience in Lovecraftian cooking, made with little craft but a lot of Love. Now featuring non-euclidian recipes and two cooks men were not meant to know!

 

[Mound Dweller]

You must address me as 'The Chard', or 'His Chadliness'.

Whatever you say, cheeseman.

brown source.

In that moment I looked into his food and I knew he was my n'wah.