Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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I could cover Ukraine but what thread do I post in if you don't support either one and am just autistic?

There really should just be a general war footage/coverage thread with no litigation of what side is based (winning) or cringe (losing) allowed. Historical posts also allowed

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

I could cover Ukraine but what thread do I post in if you don't support either one and am just autistic?

I’d do the pro-Ukraine one. Two years ago I would have suggested the Russian one but Putins down bad and is suffering asymmetric losses.

I could see LatAm popping off, but until we get the Great South China Sea showdown, I doubt we will see anything big. I could see Iran getting hot again but its peaked

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

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This is what the kike is seething about:
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Israel has captured the Ali al-Taher Ridge which has Hezbollah's main Radwan command center.

https://x.com/MarioLeb79/status/2068079275064909993

https://x.com/Osint613/status/2068433245906321700

https://x.com/Osint613/status/2068435509819703515

 

[Ghostse]

Muslims don't give a shit about breaking the laws of war because they always get away with breaking them

Muslims don't give a shit about breaking the laws of war or targeting civilians because they are subhuman.

The IDF has allegedly outflanked, encircled, and now holds most of the Ali al-Taher ridge they unsuccessfully directly assaulted several times east of Nabatieh. Allegedly, the ridge has the Hezbollah Southern Command HQ (all Hezbollah in southern Lebanon + all attacks on northern Israel are allegedly commanded from this HQ), and there are a couple dozen Hezbollah holed up deep in the HQ. Ali al-Taher is one of the most strategically important locations in southern Lebanon, that's why Iran has been sperging so hard about fighting in Lebanon must stop nownownow. Hezbollah denies this and states they are still successfully defending the ridge

Do you have sources I can follow on this? IDF blackout makes most attempts to get "breaking info" is usually a choice between "I am huddled under the tank using a bluetooth braille keyboard and/or morse code to post so I can't provide any pictures, I am behind 7 VPNs so it means nothing my IP location is Manhattan, and I have to keep my phone in airplane mode so the Goyhideen don't track our positon so the fact I post during Israeli night time hours but EST working hours doesn't mean anything. But here is SteveMRE eating a Jew Ration." and "THE ZIONISTS ARE IN FULL RETREAT. THEY ARE OPENING THEIR BELLIES TO AVOID BEING TAKEN HOSTAGE. WE ARE DRIVING THE ENEMY NORTH INTO TRAPS WHERE THEY WILL SURRENDER AND CONVERT TO ISLAM OR BE SLAUGHTERED. HAVE THIS FOOTAGE FROM 2006 AS PROOF."

U.S. Vice President JD Vance has departed for Switzerland, where he is expected to hold talks with Iranian officials as diplomatic efforts continue.

I believe you mean "U.S. Vice President JD Vance has departed for Switzerland, where he is expected to have a nice Swiss vacation on taxpayer dime because the talks aren't going to anything productive"

the strait status: quantum limbo

the plan status: trusted indefinitely

Ceasefire: More intact than ever.

You know how to avoid having to interpetwhat someone meant is? Having him fucking talk to people.

Its almost like the Gayatollah isn't actually conscious and available for meetings or something. Could it be the IRGC is lying about his status? No no only the Jews lie, the Iranian regime obviously is completely truthful about their intentions for their nuclear program and their possession of whirlpool weapons.

Love how this guy is using "The Leader" as a euphemism to cover for the fact that the Gayatollah is deader than dogshit, and it's been Vahidi making these demands the whole time.

eh, His body is probably still alive, but he's not able to make fully independent decisions provided he has any brain activity.
That's the problem with Muslims - you can't tell if they are brain dead, or simply very muslim.

"Iran can't close the Hormuz because we're closing the Hormuz!"

I mean TBCF the Trump Blockade and Casino was pretty effective at buckbreaking Iran.

They're still sand niggers in the end. We went through the exact same ceasefire chicken dance after Midnight Hammer.

One year back too far for the average person to notice, let alone retarded Pakis and other inbred browns.

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Iran has a Mercedes Sprinter technical for its cruise missiles. I wish the US would do more stuff like this. Yeah its jankey, but its low cost and efficient. You don't have to shell out millions in R&D for a special platform and you can conceal it in a civilian area. Its not conspicuous.

I'll have you know chatgpt thought this was an honest "incoherent propaganda post", grok thought it was most likely an honest influence op attempt but possibly a shitpost, while gemini and claude both called it satire (every model latest on max yadda yadda).

1.5/4 isn't bad satire.

How do you rate this satire post? Its a perfect aping of a sub-50 IQ Pakistani trying to do Noticing(tm) posting, but can't cover up their need to simp for Muslims.

I don't understand, israel is our ally right? can someone explain why we're allies with a nation that constantly fucks up our economy? I don't care if the answer is to keep israel safe I don't live in israel.

Do they not listen to trump? that must make him really angry. I mean look what he did to everyone else who defied him, but not israel.

Its super weird can an expert on israel and us relations why we allow them to cuck us this way, like cuckolds?

Is israel more powerful than trump? I think that's probably the answer, and also that he's kinda weak and scared of them

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

USA is currently developing low cost drone technology and has given out a lot of grants to do it.

We've also deployed such one-way attack drones in Venezuela and Iran.

It's called LUCAS.

That's why there hasn't been an oreshnik hitting Budanov or Zelensky.

Well it's also because Oreshnik is an IRBM and IRBMs have attrocious accuracy against conventional targets.

Look at the effectiveness of Tomahawks and THAAD and JSAMs vs Shaheds

Those are all different weapons with different roles.

A better comparison would be Tomahawk vs Soumar or Shahed vs LUCAS.

 

[Autistic Nonetheless]

Everything Trump has done is based around the idea that the longer you struggle, the more it costs you.

Dude IDK how to tell you this but you quit the hormuz blockade after about 40 days, and are now letting Iran sell oil and giving them back their own frozen assets (as per paragraph 11 and 13) Are you honesty telling me that taking it up the ass from the Ayatollah was part of some master plan.

You just lost a negotiation and are still posting about 'the art of the deal'. That is actually deluded. Seek professional help.
It's like your dad just got beaten up in front of you and now your whole word is shaken.
Sorry bro, that happens.

Also you are giving Trump credit for European decline. lol i think, let me just check my watch here, that's been going on for just a bit longer then he's been president.

Quick question: Have any of you faggots ever posted anything without the words jew, zog, Israel, kike or heeb in it?

You are a chink, paki, nigger faggot.

How is that?

 

[Ghostse]

"There will be no tolls in the Hormuz Strait for 60 days during the ceasefire period, and there will be no tolls after the 60 day period has expired, unless they are imposed by and for the USA, should the deal not be completed, for services rendered as the Guardian Angel to the countries of the Middle East for purposes of both past, present, and future reimbursement of costs".

I know this comes to a shock to retarded browns and other with TDS but its pretty clear items like Tolls, Nuclear program, etc were tabled for the 60 day period of worthless, pointless "negotiations" so that at least some sort of deescalation was possible.

If Israel really is on the cusp of finally cleaning out the Hezbollah stronghold, I could see a lot of Trump's current rhetoric being simply a delaying action that gives them cover to continue grinding while not pissing off Iran to the point that they go full retard again (outside of the occasional IRGC commander who unilaterally declares the Strait is closed, only to be immediately overridden).

I have doubts. I'm trying to think of how to describe this, but (provided I'm not getting my Durkadurk towns confused) its not some lynch pin in Hezbollah's continued existence. It allows them to project control via mortars/drones/missiles and other terrorist attacks on the surrounding area, but if that area falls, Hezbollah just falls back to their next strongpoints and the hashed area the IDF has partial control over moves up a a couple dozen km. It doesn't shift the map or control of the area in any long term or outsized sense, its just another objective on the way to the next one.

Its not like taking/razing Bint Jbeil where its a huge morale blow & logistics hub/missile center for southern operations. Its more like taking Beaufort Castle where its just a place for the IDF to take, deny it Hezbollah, and only really matters in the sense of cementing IDF control on regions they currently hold/advancing.


tl;dr: Its more of a tactical object not wider strategic objective, and possession of it only matters if further military operations are anticipated.
If Irsael was razing the Shiite sections of Beruit or if this was some town that stood between the IDF from linking up supply with Christian/Druze militia, or something in that vein that would dramatically shift the map of Lebanon long term even with foward combat operations suspended, I'd buy some coordinated effort to buy time for it to complete.

It looks to me like they got such a good deal in the MoU that theyre overplaying their hand. Theyre convinced that they can get anything they want if they lock up Hormuz, so they'll keep playing that card until it inevitably backfires and everyone is sick of their shit. Part of me wonders if this is why the deal was so favorable for them. If it works, US hands are washed for lowered gas prices before the midterms. If it doesnt, the retards will keep fucking around until everyone else is willing to punish them for it.

You're giving Iran too much credit. this is just how they operate. Its how everyone in the Middle East operates, Muslim and Jew.
Obama gave them such a fucking amazing deal for them in the JCPOA and all they had to do was quietly wait till 2030 before starting to make bombs and weapons grade Uranium and profit from the lifting of most sanctions. And they were paid $2 billion for the privilege. All they had to do was not be worthless dishonest muslims for a decade and a half, and they couldn't even do manage that.
Its the muslim duty to attempt to wriggle out of any treaty with the infidel. Its the Semite mind set to continue to try to fuck over the person on the other side of the deal even after its been agreed. Its why they are able to recruit Jeets to their side so readily - they immediate recognize Jugaad and Izzat.

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Quick question: Have any of you faggots ever posted anything without the words jew, zog, Israel, kike or heeb in it?
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Per the old saying, to a man with a hammer every problem looks like a nail. Jewspergs are that man - monomaniacs pounding away at everything and anything in sight. Frankly, all that noise is fucking tiring and distracts from discussion of what's actually going on.

Thread quality and Jew sperging have an inverse correlation. It’s so much bigger than “DA JOOOOS.” By making it about Jews, you’re missing key components, such as all the non Jew reasons to be against the Iranian regime. For instance, I really don’t think the Iranians protesting back in December cared about Jews all that much, so much as disliking their tyrannical government. The US also has reason to dislike the Iranian government too, such as their funding of terrorist proxies that destabilize multiple nations, and make it necessary for US intervention. Making this about Jews over simplifies multi dimensional foreign policy, in which multiple parties have differing views on the same issue.

I don't mind specific, on-topic, and not-as-the-entire post Jewposting. Nothing is wrong with Noticing(tm) when its related to current goings on. I call out jewshines when they arise.

My main issue is the Kikeposters never call out the Muslims, they glaze terroists and repeat cubeworshipper propaganda verbatium, while spewing BRICsucker NPC programming. I want Total Semite Death and that means if they kiss the wall or face east.

@JambledUpWords you have it solid where their tiny little sand nigger brains start and end what passes as thoughts in their inbred skulls with "the kikes did this", and do no further critical thinking. They Notice(tm) but they are only noticing because someone else noticed, and they are simply parroting that person, as opposed to actually arriving at those realizations themselves. its tiresome and adds nothing new, because they lack that actual intelligence.

Mostly I loath it because the kikespergers mean you can't just full holopoaust when you have Jew polticians doing this shit:

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False Flag terrorist attack incoming. Keep an eye out for any dancing kikes if you're in a major city. He later edited it:
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[1999 prick]

let me just check my watch here

Is it a 5000$ watch?

 

[Autistic Nonetheless]

Is it a 5000$ watch?

It's a CWC 6BB i found at a flea market.
And is engraved for some guy named Dima as a graduation gift.

CWC want over 500$ to service it.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Vance continues to go full groyper. Buddy needs to watch his mouth, cause Israel is the US's only ally. How well did that NATO call for help work in the opening weeks?

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

>Hezbollah getting killed
>rift between Israel and the US and Israel jewin' being called out
>jews fedposting too close to the sun
>Iran killing itself on a distrust spiral
>ceasefire as unbroken as ever
Is... is so much KINO, Vance sama im sorry i shouldnt have doubted you.

 

[The best and greatest]

we should just make our own strait of hormuz with blackjack and hookers at this point. cut a deal with the UAE and Oman and just cut through their areas. im just so tired of this constant hormuz being opened or closed nonsense. i get that its the only card iran has at this point but its getting a little bit overplayed.

Cute idea but canals still need locks to raise/lower ships from/to sea-level. Those locks would still be exposed to attack

cause Israel is the US's only ally

Israel is one of many regional allies we have. Israel is perhaps our most technically sophisticated ally but far from the only useful one. An American-Judean split would be far and away more damaging for Israel long-term.

 

[draggs]

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Vance continues to go full groyper. Buddy needs to watch his mouth, cause Israel is the US's only ally. How well did that NATO call for help work in the opening weeks?

I bet Vance thinks being huffy and demanding obedience worked with Ukraine, when the only thing it did was provide cover for Trump being just as supportive of Ukraine as Biden ever was

"I sure told those Israelis what side their bread was buttered on didn't I Donald didn't I huh I sure did Donald!"

"That's great JD... I'm on the phone. Hello, Sara? Put your husband on... JD if you could leave the room please."

 

[Historical Strelkov]

It's like your dad just got beaten up in front of you

That's what happened to Mojtaba, though. But actually not metaphorically, for the most part.

As for the rest, all of your "you lost" conditions are all choices. Anyone who can make a choice at will is not on their knees with a gun to their head. That is bare minimum logic for combat.

Pray tell me, what Iranian weapon or method "made the USA stop blowing their shit up"? None of that was Iranian forces forcing anything. It's all at a whim.
And by the way, was it Iran that was "pushing for negotiations" or was it Trump every single time saying there's a cease fire, and we need negotiations?
The person who chooses is in control, not the person who yells they're gonna kill you and then they keep sitting down to talk about it because when they try to kill you nothing happens.

I don't come in here seeking an argument because I just love Uncle Donnie (hes the greatest, excuse me, excuse me he's tremendous) I come here because some people seem to be so delusional (propagandist) that they say the most absurd things and thats the bait on the hook for me. Because you can't really convince the delusional they're being delusional unless they can and want to stop.

Well it's also because Oreshnik is an IRBM and IRBMs have attrocious accuracy against conventional targets.

True, but they need a hypersonic ultimately to be effective.
A. They can't find the target in time
B. They can't hit the target once they find it.
They would need the targeting data to stay static and then a missile that can't be detected, and/or altered in flight, which right now is a hard problem.

You should watch The Death of Stalin.

Half of the thread sounds like Vasily at any given moment.


Third World browns who live in Europe when they enter the thread:


Current Status of the Leader.


Me whenever someone tells me that Iran is winning.


Great movie, everyone should watch it. Brits always seem to make Kino whenever they pretend to be soviets.

 

[Alphasnail]

Maybe I'm wrong but I've always felt like the tension between Trumps deal and the IDF fighting Hezbollah is kayfabe. Getting rid of them is part and parcel of taking Iran down and containing them, which appears to be an overall objective here. Iran doesn't have an invading type army and their proxies functionally act as one. Getting them to a state where their missiles are unreliable and their proxies cant do shit seems essential one way or another. We seem to be moving toward a place where the IRGC is a contained non state entity and Hezbollah is reduced to a remnant gang.

 

[1999 prick]

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Vance continues to go full groyper. Buddy needs to watch his mouth, cause Israel is the US's only ally. How well did that NATO call for help work in the opening weeks?

Trump should've let Rubio handle the media in regards to the deal/war.
I don't know what is up with Vance but he seems stunted in geopolitical issues, like he will talk but barely engage, heck he didn't even participate in the Summit with Xi.

And Vance has no excuse for it, this conflict alone was revealing to a lot of nations in regards to their vulnerabilities and relationships.

 

[Autistic Nonetheless]

And Vance has no excuse for it, this conflict alone was revealing to a lot of nations in regards to their vulnerabilities and relationships.

Vance is selling out 70 years of US foreign policy for the sake of his political ambitions.

Your average MAGA person sees Vance rail against the Europeans and the Ukrainians and now the Israelis and thinks 'wow no previous US administration had the balls to do that. That's powerful', Vance will be a confident, no nonsense, tough president' . At least that's what he hopes for

Never mind what Americans belligerence has cost thus far. From losing Europe overflight rights, to sabotaging the elections of favorable candidates in Canada, Australia, Hungary and Poland, to the beginnings of anti-american rumblings in Asia. To the general reduction of American prestige.

Americans have just lost a war. They have seen their strongman president appear weak, frustrated and disinterested. Many have their ego wrapped up in it and are desperate to feel powerful again. lashing out at people they were previously on good terms with is just how politicians capitalize on it.

Could a better politician had negotiated everything the US just fucked up quietly and behind the scenes. Sure. But Vance Is also selling himself as an isolationist, and the story of how everyone from Europe to Asia to the Middle East had stabbed America in the back will prove useful to him.

 

[Ghostse]

Maybe I'm wrong but I've always felt like the tension between Trumps deal and the IDF fighting Hezbollah is kayfabe. Getting rid of them is part and parcel of taking Iran down and containing them, which appears to be an overall objective here. Iran doesn't have an invading type army and their proxies functionally act as one. Getting them to a state where their missiles are unreliable and their proxies cant do shit seems essential one way or another. We seem to be moving toward a place where the IRGC is a contained non state entity and Hezbollah is reduced to a remnant gang.

You could be right.

Trump claims the spat with Netflixyahoo during Midnight Hammer was all a kayfabe work. I don't know that I wholly believe that, but if that is accurate this could be more of the same.

Israel is one of many regional allies we have. Israel is perhaps our most technically sophisticated ally but far from the only useful one. An American-Judean split would be far and away more damaging for Israel long-term.

Let's be completely frank and honest here.
While you are correct, our other regional allies are also semites and Muslims and were near universally fucking worthless.

But its also not the jews are much more reliable, kvetching how the US tankers supporting the war The Zionist Entity started are fucking with their summer vacation plans.

Trump should've let Rubio handle the media in regards to the deal/war.
I don't know what is up with Vance but he seems stunted in geopolitical issues, like he will talk but barely engage, heck he didn't even participate in the Summit with Xi.

And Vance has no excuse for it, this conflict alone was revealing to a lot of nations in regards to their vulnerabilities and relationships.

Rubio is the person I would want, however...
Rubio's issue is that he speaks frankly from factual (or at least fact-adjacent) positions. He has no business in what's happening right now.

This situation in the region now is a total Semite Cluster fuck. Everyone is trying to Jew everyone else, you have retarded inbred population and retarded tribal and religious laws. You have the Saudis getting raped by this situation, being droned and missiled, and their long-term regional rivalry with Iran refusing to do a fucking thing except (purportedly) beg the US to fuck Iran into a smoking crater privately while publicly calling for infidels to leave the region.
You have Oman and Qatar playing both sides, Pakistan outright lying as they pass notes.

Imperiator Rubio is better off running the new provinces in Eastern Gran Columbia than trying to collate this greased monkey orgy for the American people.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I would happily accept NYC getting nuked by Iran as the price to pay for them also getting Tel Aviv

 

[The best and greatest]

70 years of US foreign policy

Is how you end up with lame-horse allies like Germany and Britain

Times change and so do allies

When your horse goes lame, you put it down and get a new one