Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Lmao.

 

[Just_Somebody]

As to why I have a soft spot for Israel:

Israel has announced they killed a journalist who may or may not be a Hamas sniper. I mean, he probably was, but killing journalists is based, especially those that work for AJ or other outfits.

 

[StudMccool]

The IDF has allegedly outflanked, encircled, and now holds most of the Ali al-Taher ridge they unsuccessfully directly assaulted several times east of Nabatieh. Allegedly, the ridge has the Hezbollah Southern Command HQ (all Hezbollah in southern Lebanon + all attacks on northern Israel are allegedly commanded from this HQ), and there are a couple dozen Hezbollah holed up deep in the HQ. Ali al-Taher is one of the most strategically important locations in southern Lebanon, that's why Iran has been sperging so hard about fighting in Lebanon must stop nownownow. Hezbollah denies this and states they are still successfully defending the ridge

I can confirm, currently embedded with combat group גוליית and we have just crested the hill.

the hezobolians are running low on ammo and Falafels, they are down to their last sheep.

Moses beer us strength!

 

[myhairisonfire]

"Iran can't close the Hormuz because we're closing the Hormuz!"

I'm getting tired of this flavour of cope. Let your actions speak; make a move or shut up.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I want to trust the plan. But first there needs to be a plan.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

I want to trust the plan. But first there needs to be a plan.

I think there is a plan, but were in the 'wait and see' portion of a long campaign. You should watch The Death of Stalin. Its a political dark comedy but it shows all the infighting and bickering at the top of regimes like Iran, IRGC be damned. The US does need to get a handle on Hezbollah though. Im already tired of their bullshit.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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[teriyakiburns]

hezobolians

AI time!



Mr Mott is ready to snip the invaders in twain to protect allah's gallium supplies.

 

[Crex Crex]

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Why don't these retards realize that MOU is doomed anyway and they just gotta wait?

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Why don't these retards realize that MOU is doomed anyway and they just gotta wait?

They're still sand niggers in the end. We went through the exact same ceasefire chicken dance after Midnight Hammer.
The standard seems to be 1 Iran bombing per year. I will be surprised if we start bombing them again before Christmas.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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Pakistan's Prime Minister went to Switzerland

Shehbaz Sharif, the Prime Minister of Pakistan, traveled to Switzerland to participate in negotiations and follow up on the implementation of the memorandum between Iran and the United States.

The Prime Minister's office previously announced: Technical talks to follow up on the implementation of the "Islamabad Memorandum" will be held tomorrow, Sunday, in Switzerland.

This statement also announced the participation of officials from this country in the meeting and emphasized: The Prime Minister and the Army Commander will participate tomorrow in the negotiations between Washington and Tehran in Switzerland.

 

[Morridowfag]

Throwing the Jew in the well poisons the well and is a war crime. Those wells are all MUSLIM wells. Widdle Muslim chilluns are going to die of dehydration if all their wells are tainted by Jews getting thrown in them

A certain scene from Borat makes significantly more sense now.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Iran has a Mercedes Sprinter technical for its cruise missiles. I wish the US would do more stuff like this. Yeah its jankey, but its low cost and efficient. You don't have to shell out millions in R&D for a special platform and you can conceal it in a civilian area. Its not conspicuous.

 

[3-2-1836]

I can confirm, currently embedded with combat group גוליית and we have just crested the hill.

the hezobolians are running low on ammo and Falafels, they are down to their last sheep.

Moses beer us strength!

Down to one sheep? Man that poor shussy probably looking like Gaza right now

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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Iran has a Mercedes Sprinter technical for its cruise missiles. I wish the US would do more stuff like this. Yeah its jankey, but its low cost and efficient. You don't have to shell out millions in R&D for a special platform and you can conceal it in a civilian area. Its not conspicuous.

Why would we need to hide our launchers?

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Why would we need to hide our launchers?

Makes it harder for FPV drones and satellite to identify. Ukraine has 'fire and forget' drones that are identifying Russian military trucks hundreds of miles across the border. It makes the enemy work harder to identify if they are blowing up a missile technical or Joes plumbing van.

Israel is already making drone carriers that look like regular cargo containers on the back of an Isuzu box truck.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Kikes will say shit like this all the fuckin time and then look at you with a straigh face and tell you people hate them for no reason.

Israel has announced they killed a journalist

Nevermind they are forgiven.

 

[draggs]

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Iran has a Mercedes Sprinter technical for its cruise missiles. I wish the US would do more stuff like this. Yeah its jankey, but its low cost and efficient. You don't have to shell out millions in R&D for a special platform and you can conceal it in a civilian area. Its not conspicuous.

The US doesn't use janky low tech shit because we don't have to. Let's look at the power differential: a country like Iran can harass its enemies, it can hurt its enemies somewhat, it can't flatten its enemies. A country like the US can flatten its enemies. The reason is a country like Iran has janky low tech shit and can't get better, while the US has solid high tech shit. We 99.9999% mogged them for five weeks and would have kept 99.9999% mogging them except Trump turned into a cold feet pussy-ass bitch for whatever the reason was that he turned into a cold feet pussy-ass bitch at the start of April

 

[Tetragrammaton]

we should just make our own strait of hormuz with blackjack and hookers at this point. cut a deal with the UAE and Oman and just cut through their areas. im just so tired of this constant hormuz being opened or closed nonsense. i get that its the only card iran has at this point but its getting a little bit overplayed.

 

[Kalergi]

After the new Leader was chosen, Iranian officials prepared a 5-point plan for talks with the US, but the Leader rejected it.

After several rounds of revision, a 10-point framework was produced, which became the basis of the first SNSC statement. The Leader also added 8 extra conditions to that framework, including that there should be no nuclear negotiations at all.

Love how this guy is using "The Leader" as a euphemism to cover for the fact that the Gayatollah is deader than dogshit, and it's been Vahidi making these demands the whole time.