🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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All in all I think it's poetic justice for Hambly's parents that they spent decades brow-beating and threatening teachers, coaches, counsellors etc to give Jeremy special treatment, and their reward in the end was him completely ignoring their deaths and not even attending their funerals.
It's almost as if you raise a child to act like a piece of shit, they end up being a piece of shit. Crazy concept. Hope it was worth it.
 
What I find the most hilarious about this retarded situation is that he never needed to share any of this info, ever, to anyone. Even knowing that he's a lolcow who is covered by the likes of Kino Casino and stalked by A logs on here he's still so fucking stupid he just blabs and blabs all day long about his personal life, humiliating himself over and over.

Why? Because he doesn't actually even have a show, he wants to live the life of an entertainer or commentator but he's so utterly talentless that despite doing this FOR YEARS NOW he never actually developed a real show. [...]
He pays Melonie to be his only friend and that I think is why he is sharing all this info on his show.
 
You also have to put it in the context that he was trying to emulate his hero Dim Fool. I think in his head, Jer thought he was going to mog Tim Pool and take away his viewers
Oh yeah. That was definitely the strategic vision behind the CBC enterprise, and shit like the current state of the CBC enterprise is clear evidence of a shitty, shallow vision.

Where Jeremy's awe-inspiring business accumen really shines isn't that he throws money to solve problems. That's common as fuck, to some degree for decision-makers, for better or worse. No, what Jeremy does is a lot more retarded, and he does it for every 'operation' he founds/manages. He mindlessly hurls money at problems when it's completely unnecessary, which is exactly how you fuck up things the way he does. Jeremy dumps so many resources for the sole sake of appearances.

The dude effectively dumps vast resources into something at the start while putting in zero effort. However, after he stops dumping said resources, he expects it to be a smooth-sailing and successful operation, regardless of whether or not or was ever a functional operation in the first place. There are many things that Jeremy does where you go "I can't believe the gall of this dude to say XYZ", but him critiquing other business (or espousing his business successes) is definitely high up there because it's obvious how out of his depth Jeremy is when discussing business strategy or operations.
There's definitely a sick, twisted joy in watching Jeremy and Mel's relationship and now they interact on stream while knowing everything that's going on. You gotta wonder if she's picking up any of the red flags yelling "ABANDON SHIP. ABANDON SHIP." because either:

- She is, but still collecting what she can from Jeremy while he's too afraid to tell her can't afford her any more.

- She isn't. Which'll astonishingly catch her off guard when Jeremy's check bounces.
Wasn't that the guy who was a huge fan of Null too? IIRC, they even spoke on some stream while someone was drawing cocks under the guise of a 'dick whisperer' or something. Don't remember the topic, but either way, this dude is cool!
 
Ms quartering still owns the plane. But what a peculiar flight pattern on a Monday morning, circling two airports over and over then back.
Possible test flight for a potential buyer?
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What interests me the most about this "decluttering" arc is what role Ms. Quartering is playing in this. The ladies don't exactly like to see their lifestyle contract as massively as this firesale seems to suggest is happening. Not exactly a secret that financial issues cause their share of divorces...
 
What interests me the most about this "decluttering" arc is what role Ms. Quartering is playing in this. The ladies don't exactly like to see their lifestyle contract as massively as this firesale seems to suggest is happening. Not exactly a secret that financial issues cause their share of divorces...
she's either an idiot and will sink into the sunken place with Jer, or had already long had her exit strategy, co-habitate and become poly with the Jew Bull? we can only theorize.
 
If Jer actually made something like that, it would be a sex doll. Oh no, I just imagined that after typing this out. Sorry, everyone.
Mel announced she is starting her gaming stream the day quartering announced he sold all his toys and is downsizing his house (selling it)

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So either it’s a complete coincidence, or even she with her limited intelligence can see where this thing with Jer is ultimately going and has an exit plan in place, even if she is an underwhelming streamer and knows that she will be endlessly felted and pelted for her internet sins. Her mods had better be the most pathetic and loyal ever or they won’t want to continue their duties. And if she expects Juanny to white knight for her, she’s got another thing coming since for all his “l0oK @ mUh mArTiAl ArTs SkiLlz!” cope posts on IG, he is one of the biggest bitches I’ve seen. Sorry not sorry, Mel, there is no where left for you to go. You may as well be the second woman to give Juanny his walking papers and open yourself back up for simp business because as long as you’re with super faggot serial cheater Juanny Juicers your simp coinage will be very limited.
Yeah good luck competing with the established millionaire e-thot "gaming" streamers who aren't flat 40-year olds.
Maybe try a covert V-Tuber debut. Or bow down to Evil Eddie to get you a spot on Kick streaming Slots while smoking meth (for Jesus).
And have actual skill and/or charisma, two things Melonie lacks. DeeGee2009 is around her age, completely mogs her in looks, has tits and a nice ass for her frame, and actually has fun on her streams, even if she is overly sensitive and bans people pretty fast, and may be a little loud and energetic for some. I find her entertaining at least for a 38 y/o married milf of a 17 y/o.

You know, Melonie does have a Kick channel but hasn’t streamed there in around 3 years for some reason. She was cleaning up there, even organically getting on the front page but then just stopped after a handful of streams and never went back. Throw it on the pile of social media she used for a time and then again, like Tumblr, DeviantArt, her Maktaku, Melonie Mac IRL, and Tumble Bugs YT channels, her Melonie Mac & Bible Time Rumble channels, Twitch, BlueSky, Truth Social, her Melonie Mac Draws IG and Twitter channels, her Not Melonie Mac and Bible Time Twitter accounts, her Reddit account, and so on.
 
Mel announced she is starting her gaming stream the day quartering announced he sold all his toys and is downsizing his house (selling it)

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She's the Jenna Marbles of 2026 and will end the same way.
I have it on good authority that Jer is purchasing a white 1972 Ford Econoline van so he can LIVE DOWN BY THE RIVER.
That deal fell through as the van owner didn't want to trade for a red F150.
 
I've never seen someone put so much energy and effort into something but at the same time put no effort at all, it's truly fucking baffling, YEARS spent on this with zero growth or advancement. I don't even know how to describe it, it's like the process of setting up the show IS the show for him.
I think it can best be summed up by just saying he's spiritually indian. He's repeatedly referred to his own content creation as "shitting out a bunch of videos". It's not joke language, it's just his own underlying attitude about his own grift. Someone who wasn't spiritually a jeet would never use that sort of language to describe what they they do for a living as a content creator. He's a virtual street shitter, when he manages to not be literally blowing his pants out in public that is. He's been shitting all across the public streets of the internet expecting people to keep doing the needful for him forever just because.

What interests me the most about this "decluttering" arc is what role Ms. Quartering is playing in this. The ladies don't exactly like to see their lifestyle contract as massively as this firesale seems to suggest is happening. Not exactly a secret that financial issues cause their share of divorces...
Trust that Heather the plane-enjoyer has just discovered the inner peace that comes with minimalism and buddist non-attachment to material possessions. She's all about downsizing, just like private melonless mac was all for waking up early in the morning to stream with Quarterpounder.

She forces Quarters to sell all those cobweb covered arcade machines, then she copes about how they can at least let their dogs run around the empty structure in the wintertime. Then Quarters shares that cope on stream like it was actually the reason for liquidating shit. Certainly sounds like enlightenment or whatever the fuck.

His next house apparently "has to have a pool" because his "dogs like it". Having a giant inground pool just for your fucking dogs.
Dogs also like it when you spray them with a fucking water hose too.
 
I'm of the opinion that Jer is only downsizing so he can afford to keep paying Mel. That's the only thing he has. He truly believes if he keeps streaming he's owning the detractors, but eventually he will burn through that money and there will be nothing left to sell.

Probably when that gun would come in handy.
 
Being a YouTuber with the highs he has had who apparently hasn’t put anything away is absolutely insane, but it is pretty clear from the way he speaks he doesn’t have a good grasp on finances.

He also mentioned he would be putting some of the money into a 401k, but I thought you had to be an employee of a company to contribute to a 401k. If you are self employed it would be an IRA. So once again he is talking incorrectly and it makes me doubt he’s looked into retirement stuff at all. He’s probably doing this just to pay his bills and the retirement thing is a cope.
He's basically like DSP, the only dopamine hits he's able to feel come from the act of consooming, so financial responsibility is basically impossible, it's like asking an hardcore alcoholic to drink responsibility.

Also like DSP he throws around terms that he hears people use so he thinks they must be important things mature adults say, but has no clue what they actually mean and imply beyond the dictionary definition so he uses them in weird nonsensical contexts.

I'm not 100% he sold everything shit cause he is also a compulsive liar, nor am i convinced he's bulldozing the track even if he really doesn't use it. There is a very real possibility that all of this stream was him "owning the meme" in a very dented way, it's just so dented it's hard to believe it's an act.

He IS going to run out of money at some point, though, that is inevitable, but we mostly have to wait an see how things develop. In any case, whatever he made from anything he did sell it's already gone, most likely in paying interests on his debt, and whatever principal he managed to pay he is just going to borrow and spend again.
 
Jeremy Hambly on Friday's livestream:



"I'm really gonna try to log off this weekend... I'm gonna try to leave my phone aside over the weekend..."

Less than 24 hours later, 20+ tweets. Videos posted to multiple channels. Shorts posted to all of his channels.

This must be the 7th or 8th time just this year that he's announced he's 'taking a break from the internet,' and he can never go more than a few hours without posting on Twitter. He doesn't even make the effort to do it on one of his alternate accounts to keep up appearances, his announced break is just forgotten in a matter of hours.

I seriously wonder, even if you took away the drugs and booze, how long would it take before the simple act of being away from the screen start to give him the shakes?
 
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I'm not 100% he sold everything shit cause he is also a compulsive liar, nor am i convinced he's bulldozing the track even if he really doesn't use it. There is a very real possibility that all of this stream was him "owning the meme" in a very dented way, it's just so dented it's hard to believe it's an act.
probably has to pay property taxes and had nothing liquid to do so with, aside from selling his manbaby hoard,
 
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