🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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I worked very hard to make sure their bots can pass through Tartarus and I know for sure that ChatGPT requests millions of pages from KF a day.
Thank you, both for your effort and clarification. This could genuinely be a game changer not just for people who use this site, but for its future possible growth. Its a collection of information uniquely gathered and linked through human eyes in a way that a computer would likely not understand how they could be initially related. I'm really excited to see where it goes.

Grok will actually pull data from other threads to create a complete understanding. I ran it on the main Ralph thread to ask it about @sufferhorse 's theory that there's a hidden nest egg. It knew instinctively to go through the Vickers and Harry threads in order to verify financial issues ralphs had with them.

What I'm getting at is that we can actually quickly and efficiently build entire synopsises on lolcows, even entire communities, with little effort. This lowers the bar for entry so much for new people.

I also could see just how upsetting this could be for someone documented. Its the first step towards PigPigGo-ing / Jeralyzing an entire life.
 
He could have purchased a nice, but modest home in cash. His upcoming struggles would be a lot easier to handle with a paid off home.
He had that, but a sneaky jew planted the seed in his wife and then the seed in his head that he should leverage his fully paid home. 10 years later the jewbull returns and takes his $300k Heloc money by selling him a failed coffee business.
 
He didn't buy that massive house to raise a family in.

My brother and his wife are buying a house 2000 sqft smaller than Jer's for themselves and their six (so far) children and our parents.

But that giant mansion for a friendless manchild and his barren wife is pure 🌙.

It's peak comedy that this whole downfall could have been avoided if he just ignored two retarded Canadians.
Rare Canada W.

Flagging them down accelerated things, but Jer's grift wasn't going to last forever, and it was always going to end like this.
 
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All that money he pissed away could have been used on something infinitely more useful.

I think jer just fumbled and bumbled and did nothing with the returns from 2018-22, I think all the income rotted in his personal checking account as cash. Which was quite literally pissed up against a wall, in the form of booze, toys and adbuys, Rumble was at the right place at the right time, so they bought out Jer.

Jer has very poor executive control (AKA "adulting), so when a 3rd party comes along and offers him a chance to "solve it all" he gives in, takes it: For example: his dropped shipped coffee.

Jer seems like half a scared little bunny, hiding from pain and half a starving puppy, begging for a morsel of food.

But in reality; Jer is pampered little manchild, who wants to lie in bed all day, escaping responsibilities. I don't think his DnD toys excite him anymore. Hence why he's an alcoholic.
 
Not that Zillow is worth shit but the current Zillow estimate is under a million.

I don't think Zillow knows how big his house is, so they're guesstimating based on a normal house.

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Price history is from before the house was built, before Covid inflation.

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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5001-Pleasant-Hill-Rd-Richfield-WI-53076/402583787_zpid/

The county tax map https://maps.washcowisco.gov/apps/washcogis/ says the land is worth 300k and his cardboard McMansion is worth 1M. In my experience, tax assessments tend to be less than the actual sale price.


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The best comp is Jer's literal closest neighbor, with a 7700 sqft house, built 20 years ago, on only 18 acres. It sold in October for 1.6M despite the taxman only assessing it at 700k

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TLDR I think Jer is going to get close to 2M.
 
I think jer just fumbled and bumbled and did nothing with the returns from 2018-22, I think all the income rotted in his personal checking account as cash. Which was quite literally pissed up against a wall, in the form of booze, toys and adbuys, Rumble was at the right place at the right time, so they bought out Jer.

Jer has very poor executive control (AKA "adulting), so when a 3rd party comes along and offers him a chance to "solve it all" he gives in, takes it: For example: his dropped shipped coffee.

Jer seems like half a scared little bunny, hiding from pain and half a starving puppy, begging for a morsel of food.

But in reality; Jer is pampered little manchild, who wants to lie in bed all day, escaping responsibilities. I don't think his DnD toys excite him anymore. Hence why he's an alcoholic.
Him admitting he couldn't invest because he would basically have panic attacks when the number went down at all was the moment I knew he fucking had nothing. I bet he is reaching for that pill bottle 300 times a day now just to make sure it's there.
 
Jer's most interesting aspect, such as it is, is how, as far as Lolcows go similar to him, aka in the Sektur and other such streamers or affiliated.. Jer is by far, the most universally unliked and unloved, everything about him, by everyone.

No one is entertained by Jer directly, no one has basically ever been entertained by Jer, no one loves Jer, not his Wife, not his animals, not his friends or family, he has no aspects of his personality, show, or antics that are liked or loved or even amused by, plenty of similar Cows have aspects people liked, or they were once liked, Ralph can be very funny and people enjoyed, at one time, hanging out with Ralph, the same goes on for almost all of them, it takes you to go deep into the "Sewer mutant" recesses of lolcows to find similar beasts, Jer is that unlikable, that his "likable level" peers are child rapists and violent felons and such, its stark that he's there, but he is, everyone who has worked for him has admitted to disliking him after, meaning it was always pay for play and nothing else.

Even his wife, who has known him the most beyond his family, Jer has found a way to insure she hates him, his entire Cuckold lifestyle is almost assuredly masochistic, demeaning, and humiliating.. by Jeremy's request, given what we know about him, and its a common setup for types like him, they beg and beg and plead to be put into situations like this, where both the Wife, and the other Partner aka "Bull", endlessly humiliate, demean, and belittle the Cuck, everything I"ve seen about Jeremy spells out he has a humiliation fetish, and Jeremy ruined what little bit of potential love he could have, to fulfill some kink, mind you, once they uncork the bottle of having their wives do this to them, the act eventually becomes reality, someone you belittle as part of roleplay (that Jeremey likely demands to be always on as much as possible) you will eventually actually belittle them and think of them in a negative way, I harken back to the Prisoner/warden experiments...

Its fascinating, and gobsmacking to see someone almost purposefully become as universally unliked and unloved as Jeremy, and to know that he did at least the final nail, his wife, purely for fleeting sexual gratification, imagine that level of long term suffering he will endure, for such pointlessness.

To quote the great Philosopher, PPP, "Suffah Jer... Suffah Bish".
 
their six (so far) children

Gross level of reproduction, but…

In my experience, tax assessments tend to be less than the actual sale price.

Yes, this has also been my experience. Though if the locality needs to drum up some more revenue, which many in my area seem desperate for, they can always reassess.

ETA: 32 acres for that little is crazy. You could develop so much on that. I wonder if Jer tries to subdivide and sell off some of the land as a separate property.
 
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He could have purchased a nice, but modest home in cash. His upcoming struggles would be a lot easier to handle with a paid off home.
He had a nice two story home in the suburbs that was paid off. He could be retiring right now and riding off into the sunset yelling back at us to eat his shitty ass. He could have posted himself on vacation every month for the next ten years while everyone just seethed that he never faced consequences. We would have been blown the fuck out. Instead he got greedy and spent his money and built a mansion like the ride would never end and now he's fucked and we get to laugh at him losing it all. Best ending. He had victory handed to him and he fumbled it into a pile of shit then tripped and fell face first into the shit with his mouth wide open. Generational bag fumble, MC Hammer of Youtube.
 
I tune out for a couple of weeks, and Jer is selling his house. Based beyond measure. Suicidecoin holders are laughing all the way to the bank.
 
I don't really care about this 'jeremy is selling everything" arc because theres no proof of it. To me it just seems like hes trying to ditch the rich boy vibe so he can grift better without people calling out the fact that he has a billion yachts or whatever. And kino casino and the like are just taking the bait.
 
He had a nice two story home in the suburbs that was paid off. He could be retiring right now and riding off into the sunset yelling back at us to eat his shitty ass. He could have posted himself on vacation every month for the next ten years while everyone just seethed that he never faced consequences. We would have been blown the fuck out. Instead he got greedy and spent his money and built a mansion like the ride would never end and now he's fucked and we get to laugh at him losing it all. Best ending. He had victory handed to him and he fumbled it into a pile of shit then tripped and fell face first into the shit with his mouth wide open. Generational bag fumble, MC Hammer of Youtube.
A cow and millions of dollars never ends well. They always find a way to drop the bag. People like him and DSP could have retired comfortably a long time ago. Now they live in a hell of their own creation for our amusement.
 
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I don't really care about this 'jeremy is selling everything" arc because theres no proof of it. To me it just seems like hes trying to ditch the rich boy vibe so he can grift better without people calling out the fact that he has a billion yachts or whatever. And kino casino and the like are just taking the bait.
In a vacuum this sounds like a reasonable theory because he's such a liar but we've sat here and watched him waste every penny for a year while his income cratered. Then we've seen countless streams of him bragging about how smart he was for not paying his mortgage and instead "investing" the money into garbage that is not actually an investment. It's a lot harder to believe he isn't going broke even if he never opened his mouth. I mean we probably saw him blow at least half a million dollars on garbage just in the past year. He's told us he has nothing saved for retirement, he's told us he would be okay as long as his channel only declined 5-10% a year for the next 5 years right before it fell off 80%, every embarrassing detail he's leaked on live stream over the past year has foreshadowed this.
 
I don't think Zillow knows how big his house is, so they're guesstimating based on a normal house.

Wyświetl załącznik 9168466

Price history is from before the house was built, before Covid inflation.

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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5001-Pleasant-Hill-Rd-Richfield-WI-53076/402583787_zpid/

The county tax map https://maps.washcowisco.gov/apps/washcogis/ says the land is worth 300k and his cardboard McMansion is worth 1M. In my experience, tax assessments tend to be less than the actual sale price.


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The best comp is Jer's literal closest neighbor, with a 7700 sqft house, built 20 years ago, on only 18 acres. It sold in October for 1.6M despite the taxman only assessing it at 700k

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TLDR I think Jer is going to get close to 2M.


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All of this for 2 people. While he was begging, begging people to sign up to his shitty site where you get nothing in exchange. And begging people to buy his shitty overpriced white label coffee.

As KC pointed out this dude only puts value in material possessions. Whenever he 'debated' someone he would just 'flex' his material possessions. His house, watches, etc. Never about what he has done for mankind, his family, his friends, anything. Just whatever stuff he owns.
This dude has his priorities all out of wack.

This fucking house has 8x the square feet of my house. And even then in reality this place has more space than I, a singular human being with a cat, really needs.

It just boggles the mind.
 
TLDR I think Jer is going to get close to 2M.

I don't know, I was looking around the other sites. Literally nobody has Jer's house listed specifically and most are guessing at the price. However, I dont think he's getting 2M.

5005 pleasant hill is actually a really nice place:

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In my opinion this land and house look a lot nicer than Jeremy's house. Here's the description on it.

Luxury awaits in this 5-bed, 4.5 bath estate on 17.98 acres in Richfield's Holy Hill area. This 7,775 sq. ft. home boasts red birch hardwood floors and cherry cabinets in a gourmet kitchen with granite countertops and high-end appliances. A grand foyer with soaring ceilings opens to a great room with a stone fireplace. The primary suite offers a spa-like ensuite with a jetted tub, a walk-in shower, and a private balcony overlooking the rolling hills. The lower level features a wet bar, theater, and billiards area, ideal for entertaining. Nestled in the serene country side yet near Milwaukee, this retreat seamlessly blends elegance with nature. Schedule your private tour today!

I honestly think this place is probably nicer than Jeremy's. I personally predict that Jer gets as much as this place did, maybe a tiny bit more because of the extra land, but land is legitimately cheap in Richfield. My gut says 1.6-1.8m max. If he bought the land for 500k, built a 1m house and took a 300k HELOC, he breaks even at best.
 
I don't really care about this 'jeremy is selling everything" arc because theres no proof of it. To me it just seems like hes trying to ditch the rich boy vibe so he can grift better without people calling out the fact that he has a billion yachts or whatever. And kino casino and the like are just taking the bait.
In a vacuum this sounds like a reasonable theory because he's such a liar but
I'm gonna pull a Thomas on this one and say I'll believe it when I see it. He might be trying to rebrand, and he could be pulling another 'my channel is under attack' card to coincide with this 'cancellation'. Until Jer shows even a pinch of humility, I'm going to assume the worst possible intention for everything he says. I want to see craigslist pages of his shit until I'll even consider the possibility he's selling his stuff on it.
 
5005 pleasant hill is actually a really nice place:

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In my opinion this land and house look a lot nicer than Jeremy's house. Here's the description on it.
That is the Ned Flanders to jeremy "homer" simpson.

If anyone wants to play around at the gun range make sure you have a rifle with a single shot and a 3-shot selector. Why? If the shots are audible at the dead egg range you can Morse code "how was your weekend?" and "what are the oranges for?"
It's just a thought.
 
He could have purchased a nice, but modest home in cash. His upcoming struggles would be a lot easier to handle with a paid off home.
Well he took his friend's advice to not ever have anything paid off ever lol... I got a house without a mortgage, only advice I ever got from my family about this stuff is to never ever ever ever remortgage it... And I wouldn't.

It's such an insane gamble... it's actually completely crazy honestly. Something goes wrong and you're homeless with nothing.
 
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