💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=5-Dcza5FCAI

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Jersey Mike's crowned America's favorite fast food chain. I'm going to scream BS. I'm going to say Jersey Mike's probably put on the the survey. Uh I've never literally, guys, I've been in the food business for 20 plus years. I've never had anybody, family or friends, look at me and go, "Hey, we should go to Jersey Mike's."

Well Fatty, maybe it's because you don't know anyone under 300 pounds. The two in your area are 20 minutes away. They weren't in California when you lived there. And mostly likely, he sees pictures of the sandwiches and they're filled with icky evil salad begetables.

Couldn't be that they're priced reasonably(at least they used to be, haven't been in a while). Couldn't be that they have good customer service. Couldn't be that they're a generally decent sandwich. No, it's got to be some fucking conspiracy. Could look it up and see it was a survey of 16,000 people done by ACSI

https://theacsi.com/industries/restaurant/quick-service-restaurants/

Couldn't also see that it clearly hadn't been run by Jersey Mike's in the past since Chick-fil-a had the top spot the previous year.

Keep stroking out you fat mushbrained retard.

edit: And then he bitched about chick-fil-a "how do you get people to eat bad food? throw some protein in there" So apparently Fatty has no fucking understanding of what protein is in regard to food, even though it's 50% of his diet. "for all you protein heads" coming from the carnivore larp guy is amazing.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Really the best way to get back at his piece of shit father is just to simply be a better man.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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Spoiler: archive: "PIZZA HUT, TACO BELL, APPLE PIES - FOOD NEWS"

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0:20 FRIED AHPOPPAIS

Jersey Mike's? Good on them. Dunno about best in the US but sure. I'd go any time.

0:46 "I've LUDDURULLY been in the food business for 25 years"
Gorging your fat fucking face through 5 strokes and loss of three limbs does not put you in the food business. I've driven a car for decades. Does that put me in the auto industry??

"I've never had anybody, family or friends, say, 'Hey, we shoul go to Jersey Mike's'"
1) you don't have any friends
2) your family (Tammy only c'mon) goes out to eat enough times per week just to satisfy your whining. She's probably done with fast food by Tuesday morning after 6 runs to dairy queen and popeye's that week.
3) any conceivable candidates for eating with know you'll whip out your phone and record the whole thing and people don't like being recorded as they eat you stupid fuck

"for all you protein heads...ayggs....meat..."
what the fuck

You're claiming to be a veteran in the food industry. You deliver "fud news" .... by just reading verbatim what other people wrote. If you're such a gourmand food expert shouldn't you be idk... MAKING the news instead of just regurgitating it? Doing boots-on-the-ground journalism, going behind the scenes at corporate America, watching market trends...anything but giving us shit that we wouldn't get by just typing in "RESTAURANT NAME" into a web search? I just typed in KFC and saw under Top Stories all the shit you just said with more info and none of your whining.

fuck you jack you obese prednisone butterball

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Well Fatty, maybe it's because you don't know anyone under 300 pounds. The two in your area are 20 minutes away. They weren't in California when you lived there. And mostly likely, he sees pictures of the sandwiches and they're filled with icky evil salad begetables.

Couldn't be that they're priced reasonably(at least they used to be, haven't been in a while). Couldn't be that they have good customer service. Couldn't be that they're a generally decent sandwich. No, it's got to be some fucking conspiracy. Could look it up and see it was a survey of 16,000 people done by ACSI

https://theacsi.com/industries/restaurant/quick-service-restaurants/

Couldn't also see that it clearly hadn't been run by Jersey Mike's in the past since Chick-fil-a had the top spot the previous year.

Keep stroking out you fat mushbrained retard.

Jack does this a lot. If he hasn't heard of something, then nobody else must have heard of it either. If he doesn't like something, nobody else should like it either. And if there is evidence that contradicts him, the evidence is suspect. Forgive my armchair psychology but it seems like his narcissism is so strong that he is genuinely unable to conceive that a reality exists outside of what he can personally view.

 

[p1138]

You're claiming to be a veteran in the food industry. You deliver "fud news" .... by just reading verbatim what other people wrote. If you're such a gourmand food expert shouldn't you be idk... MAKING the news instead of just regurgitating it? Doing boots-on-the-ground journalism, going behind the scenes at corporate America, watching market trends...anything but giving us shit that we wouldn't get by just typing in "RESTAURANT NAME" into a web search? I just typed in KFC and saw under Top Stories all the shit you just said with more info and none of your whining.

He doesn't even google shit. He's following fast food news accounts on twitter and just regurgitating their tweets as news without even reading the articles.

 

[Reallygood14u]

He doesn't even google shit. He's following fast food news accounts on twitter and just regurgitating their tweets as news without even reading the articles.

I think he also uses something like Grok to just spit out a point by point of these sources and regurgitates what it outputs.

 

[Adamska]

Couldn't be that they're priced reasonably(at least they used to be, haven't been in a while). Couldn't be that they have good customer service. Couldn't be that they're a generally decent sandwich. No, it's got to be some fucking conspiracy. Could look it up and see it was a survey of 16,000 people done by ACSI

https://theacsi.com/industries/restaurant/quick-service-restaurants/

The big reason Jack is angy over this being seen as gud is probably because there's almost no side dish orders. It's a sandwich and chips place, and you know how pissy he is when they don't have a thing he arbitrarily wants. I've had Jersey Mike's before, and I'd probably say they are pretty decent; their cheese steaks ain't too shabby for a chain, and they make good hoagies. Basically a Subway with standards. That actually might be why he hates them; he can't sneak sugar from the cake bread that is a subway roll.

edit: And then he bitched about chick-fil-a "how do you get people to eat bad food? throw some protein in there" So apparently Fatty has no fucking understanding of what protein is in regard to food, even though it's 50% of his diet. "for all you protein heads" coming from the carnivore larp guy is amazing.

This one I'm pretty sure is because he can't just get two-piece chicken from it. Either that or it's because it's closed on a Sunday. Which is funny given his attempts to pretend to be religious.

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, what???

Do you realize it is literally impossible to underestimate the stupidity of this fat, stroked-out faggot? He has repeatedly denied we landed on the Moon, even though we obviously did.

 

[AnOminous]

0:46 "I've LUDDURULLY been in the food business for 25 years"

He hasn't been in ANY business. He is a jobless loser.

Eating cheeseburgers is NOT a job.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jersey Mike's makes a decent sandwich and yes I've known people who, when in the mood for a sandwich, will say, "let's go to Jersey Mike's". There's also Jimmy Johns, Firehouse and all those others but as I've always said if you want a sammich you hit up an Italian deli. Get yourself a calabrese roll. some ham, genoa salami, mortadella, provolone, tomato, lettuce, maybe some onions and peppers and some basil vinegar and you got yourself a real sanguiche.

I think he also uses something like Grok to just spit out a point by point of these sources and regurgitates what it outputs.

Meanwhile shitting on AI. He uses it but hates it at the same time.

 

[p1138]

Jersey Mike's makes a decent sandwich and yes I've known people who, when in the mood for a sandwich, will say, "let's go to Jersey Mike's". There's also Jimmy Johns, Firehouse and all those others but as I've always said if you want a sammich you hit up an Italian deli. Get yourself a calabrese roll. some ham, genoa salami, mortadella, provolone, tomato, lettuce, maybe some onions and peppers and some basil vinegar and you got yourself a real sanguiche.

Unfortunately there are many places where the closest thing resembling an Italian deli for 100 miles is a jersey mike's.

But yeah, I'd pick Jersey Mike's over Quiznos(they still have a few restaurants around), Firehouse(overpriced bullshit and shit service), Subway(enough said), and Blimpies if they still exist. I've only had Jimmy Johns once and it was alright.

 

[The_Cowcel]

Unfortunately there are many places where the closest thing resembling an Italian deli for 100 miles is a jersey mike's.

But yeah, I'd pick Jersey Mike's over Quiznos(they still have a few restaurants around), Firehouse(overpriced bullshit and shit service), Subway(enough said), and Blimpies if they still exist. I've only had Jimmy Johns once and it was alright.

I'd agree with most of that, Quizons is a blast from the past though and if they're anything like they used to be then I'd still say they're top of the sandwich game, I'm probably just talking from 20 year old nostalgia though.

 

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I'd agree with most of that, Quizons is a blast from the past though and if they're anything like they used to be then I'd still say they're top of the sandwich game, I'm probably just talking from 20 year old nostalgia though.

Quiznos damn near went entirely out of business due to buttfucking their franchisees on supply costs, and penalizing the ones that found alternative(and sometimes better, sometimes worse) sources. Last I was in one a few years ago, it was awful and I've gone past a couple since that seemed worse from what I could see inside walking by(pepper bar generally being empty, no customers, shit like that).

 

[Bitey Kong]

tonight Jack asked someone In Jimmy’s chat if he was raped as a baby. Jack was approaching Ethan Ralph levels of rage piggy hollarin

You just know he talks to Tammy this way.

"Sorry Jack...money is tight, I just don't have money for the Greasey Tripple Patty Cheese Deluxe Meal and the Ooey Gooey Chicky Slop Bowl"
"Yhure lidderly duh debil. Yhu juz bhuring ebil indu dis whurld. I'm ghlud yhu whure muhlusted."

 

[the khat quaffer]

Quiznos damn near went entirely out of business due to buttfucking their franchisees on supply costs, and penalizing the ones that found alternative(and sometimes better, sometimes worse) sources. Last I was in one a few years ago, it was awful and I've gone past a couple since that seemed worse from what I could see inside walking by(pepper bar generally being empty, no customers, shit like that).

I blame those ukelele-playing singing rats. 8 year old me wanted to grab a handgun and shoot at the TV. They deserved to go bankrupt for those commercials alone.

Decades later, I still hear those obnoxious shits, even now as I type.

UPDATE: found 8 year old me when those singing quiznos rats came on



fuckin' right I remember those commercials @Falcon Sebben

You just know he talks to Tammy this way.

"Sorry Jack...money is tight, I just don't have money for the Greasey Tripple Patty Cheese Deluxe Meal and the Ooey Gooey Chicky Slop Bowl"
"Yhure lidderly duh debil. Yhu juz bhuring ebil indu dis whurld. I'm ghlud yhu whure muhlusted."

Jack doesn't have the balls to talk to Tammy that way. He'll huff and puff and maybe smack his knee with his one working arm in anger and do nothing. He only gets uppity when it's a chat environment he can control. I wouldn't be surprised if the recent mini chimpout over being called a fat angy boomer was a meltdown in the making from Tammy telling him no earlier that day.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jersey Mike's is the best of the national sub chains. It's solid. Obviously there's better local places but for chains, it's fine.

I'd pick them over Subway or Jimmy John's or Firehouse. Old Quiznos was amazing though

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Unfortunately there are many places where the closest thing resembling an Italian deli for 100 miles is a jersey mike's.

But yeah, I'd pick Jersey Mike's over Quiznos(they still have a few restaurants around), Firehouse(overpriced bullshit and shit service), Subway(enough said), and Blimpies if they still exist. I've only had Jimmy Johns once and it was alright.

That's understandable that if your only option for a sub is Jersey Mike's or one of the others that you go to Jersey Mike's although I'd still look for a mom & pop kind of place as those tend to be better. Jimmy Johns is overpriced, Firehouse can be hit or miss and the less said about Quizno's, Subway or any other chain the better.

I'd agree with most of that, Quizons is a blast from the past though and if they're anything like they used to be then I'd still say they're top of the sandwich game, I'm probably just talking from 20 year old nostalgia though.

It is nostalgia. Years ago, and I mean over 20 years ago when I was still a youngster, Quizno's was the bomb. They had a... Southern Turkey sub that was amazing. It was some limited time option that never came back but I'd occasionally go there for a toasted sub and whatever. Went back there after returning from Japan and... it fucking sucked. I read later that they overextended themselves, quality went down and they really started disappearing. Good riddance I say.

Now if only Subway would follow them.

pepper bar generally being empty, no customers, shit like that).

I loved the pepper bar. Pack up a bunch of pepperocinis and jalapenos to go? Really made the sandwich sing.

I blame those ukelele-playing singing rats. 8 year old me wanted to grab a handgun and shoot at the TV. They deserved to go bankrupt for those commercials alone.

The Spongmonkeys singing about how much they loved the Moon? Of all the marketing disasters they were the worst. They looked like sleep paralysis demons.

I honestly don't know anybody who liked them but... it did make you remember Quizno's which really was the point. So they were a success in that sense.

 

[Shartavius]

Now if only Subway would follow them.

Izzat won't allow for it.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

making this the 2nd administration in a row he's talked about wanting the president dead because he's a fucking retard.

Jack is a Trump sycophant. What the hell could have caused him to wish death on his true Lord and Savior? Meat prices too high for Fatty?

 

[p1138]

Jack is a Trump sycophant. What the hell could have caused him to wish death on his true Lord and Savior? Meat prices too high for Fatty?

Yes, and a bunch of other shit he has no real understanding of. This was posted a few days ago. Trump is a big meanie poopoohead and Fatty is angy that Trump isn't just having the army kill everyone Fatty doesn't like.

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DEAR MR TRUMP | My Final Word on This

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Jack has finally turned on Daddy Trump for foiling Tammy's scheme to refinance their excessive real estate purchases at a lower interest rate. It's hard to tell because he can't express himself well, but it sounds like he is calling for a military coup. He also makes a statement that might get him a second visit from his "fans" in the Secret Service.

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And a summary if you want want to listen to his retardation.

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11 Cze 2026

DEAR MR TRUMP | My Final Word on This

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DEAR MR TRUMP ｜ My Final Word on This [N5K5lY34L2M].mp4

Jack has finally turned on Daddy Trump for foiling Tammy's scheme to refinance their excessive real estate purchases at a lower interest rate. It's hard to tell because he can't express himself well, but it sounds like he is calling for a military coup. He also makes a statement that might get him a second visit from his "fans" in the Secret Service.

Fatty crying about what Trump wants Trump gets.
Fatty crying about the interest rate(he really is probably finally getting financially...

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[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Haven't been here for quite some time and this fat worthless fuck is still alive? You gotta be shitting me!