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- 11 Maj 2022
Bicuits? JFC. Pathetic even by Jack's (non) standards.
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JacksSenseOfDread
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 16 Lut 2019
This was nasty even by Strokey McArglebargle's standards.
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- 27 Maj 2019
Jackaerys Lardborn has a dragon dream about cheesy butter biscuits. Brought to you by Great Value.
1:40 Jacko's wet after-birth
That buddur is pooling at one end of the tray. Either that laser-engraved stump isn't level or his pan is warped
2:20 I was gonna give him shit for that jalapeno plop job, but then I remembered it's southpaw jack. I'll cut him some slack. Same thing with the biscuits. God bless them he's trying.
"Just eyeball the biscuits....About twentyyyyyy...minutes? idk your oven may vary."
Stellar advice.
5:20 don't drain your mucous throat into your fucking mic
"If these are good my next dream is gonna be cooking with garbage or something"
Well, you already made a whole channel of it.
5:45 tongue fucking the biscuits to gauge their temp. Are your fingers insufficient? If I can hold it I can generally gauge whether it will burn my tongue or not. Jack, is your left hand going too?!
No recipe in description. It's called SPICY LAZY MAN'S BUDDUR BISKITS but aside from hurling pre-sliced
8.5/10. Another "assembling with Jack" opus.
PS: One of his mods is trolling him in the comments...poorly.
a terminal posture
kiwifarms.net
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- 19 Wrz 2019
Can you explain precisely why store-bought dough biscuits topped with cheddar cheese, butter and canned jalapenos was 'nasty' even by Jack's standards? Thank.
saralovesjuicyfruit
kiwifarms.net
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- 8 Sty 2019
This made me laugh so much, as did the comment on the video saying "Martin Luther Cheese". As soon as I heard him say he was making something that came to him in a dream, I had to run to this thread. These are the kinds of little things about Jack that make me laugh the most, like this, and him revealing he named his AI chatbot Grace. He's so unintentionally hilarious sometimes.
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- 1 Paź 2022
I can't tell if he genuinely believes retarded shit like this or he is just that desperate to capture some traction on social media.
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- 27 Maj 2019
"I feel like..."
Jackie you can't even feel the ride side of your fucking body and likely anything below your mastodonic waistline.
You better make up for that BUDDUR CHEEZE BIZKITS video with tomorrow's stream or Tammy'll put your stroke pills on top of the 'frijjuraytur. Where is she btw. Did she fuck off for pride month so you can enjoy yourself?
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- 29 Wrz 2022
He says, "this is so stupid" as he's assembling it and yet... he continues to do so.
And again he shows how "Lazy Man" is just a term he throws out there because Pillsbury Grands are about as lazy as you can get when it comes to biscuits.
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- 3 Wrz 2014
I get the feeling he stole this video concept from one of the people who intentionally try to rage bait by cooking shit on purpose. Because the concept makes sense. It's essentially a cheesy bread, but the choice to just burn the cheese into the cooking surface is... It reminds me of the guy who intentionally tells you to cold start on salmon skin down.
This sounds like something I'd make just because I didn't have any better idea on what to do with what I have. Pretty sure the biscuits undercooked, and I'd probably cook it first before putting the cheese and rotel into the mix. Makes for a decent potluck or just can't be arsed to cook food.
Nice to see he's saving about people making fun of his garbage stew since he brought it up though.
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- 27 Maj 2019
With a gun to my head I wouldn't make this. I'd rather just snack on the tube of raw biscuit dough (no homo).
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- 3 Wrz 2014
No I can see an appeal to something like it. Cook biscuits as you would, then when it's just about done, top with cheese and toppings to melt and bubble a bit. I think it would taste pretty nicely if done competently.
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- 12 Gru 2022
Jack only believes in two things, 1) MOAR and 2) that he's the smartest person in any room he's in.
There's a section of the Right Slopists that think conspiracy theories on the moon landings/aliens/whatever are themselves conspiracies, which while an amount of skepticism is always healthy, when you're a retard but think you're the exact opposite like Jack, you just end up calling bullshit on everything that doesn't make sense in your water-logged peabrain.
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- 10 Lis 2022
Great. Now I associate Jack with this song.
*AFTER becoming handicapped, no less! Because praying to Jesus for COMPLETE HEALING (while foregoing any attempt at physical rehabilitation) was certain to restore Jack to an even higher form of perfection than before.
Indisputable evidence that Jack was made in God's image:
Given Jack's recent brainstorming about teaching the same cooking "basics" conspicuously absent from anything he's ever done, it's fun seeing him realize his dream biscuits with no insight whatsoever into how it could be Binging with Babish'd into the waking world (where he has no idea what the fuck he's doing; and can only demonstrate fool's luck).
"IF YOU LIGE BUDDHUR...YALIGE BIZKITS...THAT'S IT."
Jack's carnivore diet summed up in eight seconds:
Ostatnio edytowane:
I've done as much. Little BUDDHUR brushed on top, throw on some sneezning, and bake 'em that way. Or finish them with some cheese and hollapeenos. But under no circumstances would I ever fucking boil them in butter and cheese like that.
And that's the thing. Fatty does shit that normal people would just throw together because they're being lazy. It's just never a "recipe" and he always manages to do it in the most retarded way possible.
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- 20 Wrz 2023
While he is a fucking faggot who will shit out any tweet he can to gain traction, he does genuinely believe all space travel is fake. He was tweeting how Artemis II was fake while it was happening
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- 25 Lut 2021
You know, there's a YouTube channel with a lot of beginner recipes you can cook with only one arm. Jack should check it out; it's even called How to Basic.
smug comporon
kiwifarms.net
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- 7 Lis 2021
Jack somehow thinks he's the smartest person in any room, but also turns off literal children's cartoons when he thinks the plot is getting too involved.
