@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[There She Glows]

Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar.

Have a niggeroni

Who do you think we are, Patrick Tomlinson?

 

[Tablet County]

Why are we cooking @Mound Dweller? What did he/she/it/hermaphrodite ever do to us?

 

[The Lurky 1]

We planted @Mound Dweller in the soil since he won't eat the vegetables he can become a vegetable. Check back in a few months he should be harvestable then.

 

[harmacist]

Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

heat up a spoon. heat up two.

 

[Begemot]

heat up a spoon. heat up two.

With a bic lighter, blue? Maybe some strangulation to take the edge off?

 

[Begemot]

Why are we cooking @Mound Dweller? What did he/she/it/hermaphrodite ever do to us?

They were able to out troll me. I don't believe that actually are a TERF

 

[Begemot]

He lacks nutrients to do so

Are you saying he doesn't have the fucking minerals? To paraphrase the film, Snatch?

 

[long waters]

Are you saying he doesn't have the fucking minerals? To paraphrase the film, Snatch?

Maybe he requires more Vespene Gas for his cooking?

 

[Mound Dweller]

It's okay I got better

 

[long waters]

It's okay I got better
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The legend returns. What is browner, the hands that make the sandwich, or the sandwich?

 

[Mound Dweller]

The legend returns. What is browner, the hands that make the sandwich, or the sandwich?

Neither cos oim fukken YT and it's not a sandwich because it is called a toastie u savage.

 

[Begemot]

It's okay I got better
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Overcooked and undercooked in one evil package.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

It's okay I got better
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Ewww, fake store bread. Real men bake their own

 

[long waters]

Ewww, fake store bread. Real men bake their own

Are you sure you want MD to bake bread? Are you really sure?

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Are you sure you want MD to bake bread? Are you really sure?

It would be a sight to behold. A late bloomer

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

The legend returns. What is browner, the hands that make the sandwich, or the sandwich?

Careful now, you might get banned!!

Edit: context

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Careful now, you might get banned!!

Tbf it could also be a reference to his hands becoming very burned from cooking

Also make cakes Mound!

 

[Mound Dweller]

you might get banned!!

Worry not my loyal vassals, it is quite simple to immunize yourself against this danger.

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/mandragore.222190/

 

[Drip Torch]

Worry not my loyal vassals, it is quite simple to immunize yourself against this danger.

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/mandragore.222190/

I smell bitch off of each picture.
No need to whip out your pud puller. Noone wants to see that.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

It's okay I got better
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Please tell me you put a bit of brown sauce on that.