💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

I don't think I would go out of my way to make this, like I probably wouldn't go to the grocery store & pick up the ingredients specifically with this plan in mind. I would never do this actually.

Neither would I. It's more of a case of if you have the ingredients available and you're just too tired to actually make something good from scratch. Same sort of energy of I had leftover ground beef so fuck it I'm just turning it into Taco filling with the leftover ingredients to some other dishes.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack went live on his cousin Jimmy's channel's today. Several topics were discussed in typical retarded fashion, but the most important item Jack revealed today was that he is considering ending Jack on the Go. His reasoning was that he thinks "everyone should be cooking at home", but this revelation followed a bunch of discussion about interest rates and cost of living, so it's likely that this is just Jack lying like he always does, and Jack and Tammy are in a Financhew Crisis.

Timestamped link (starts at 59:26):

 

[Adamska]

Could also just be a case of him not being able to easily exploit so many places that he could just waddle into and be an abusive cunt to the staff. I
Either that or Tammy's just putting her foot down because she's tired of driving him everywhere.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Either that or Tammy's just putting her foot down because she's tired of driving him everywhere.

That's my bet. Jack's been having to do his main show by himself lately, so she's probably, finally, getting fed up with his pretend job.

 

[AnOminous]

"cooked probably to your liking I like mine on the rare side" no one fucking cooks rare brisket you god damned mongoloid.

Kill yourself you stupid motherfucker. Die. Fucking idiot.

 

[p1138]

Kill yourself you stupid motherfucker. Die. Fucking idiot.

?

You know that the pink from a smoked brisket isn't "rare" right?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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You know that the pink from a smoked brisket isn't "rare" right?

Fatty sure doesn't.

In fact I'm not convinced that Fatty actually knows what proper English is. Watch any of his videos and turn the AI comments on. Even AI doesn't know what he's gurgling.

 

[the khat quaffer]

My main thought about the 'lobster' video was that he was all psyched about the bag being $11 like it was a great deal, but it's an 8 oz bag. If it was presented to him as $22/lb, I feel like he would be hollering about what a rip-off it was.

I can see his next walmart excursion Re: how to eat well on a budget AND be calorie-conscious.

"Bwwwwwughhhalrighht guise, see these wide packs of select ribeye? They're on manager's special cause they were left outside a bit and an escaped mental patient tore into the packaging a bit. Each pack comes with four cuts and 600 calories per serving!"
"How many servings per package, Jack?"
"idk turn it around for me honey? ...40"

Jack went live on his cousin Jimmy's channel's today. Several topics were discussed in typical retarded fashion, but the most important item Jack revealed today was that he is considering ending Jack on the Go. His reasoning was that he thinks "everyone should be cooking at home", but this revelation followed a bunch of discussion about interest rates and cost of living, so it's likely that this is just Jack lying like he always does, and Jack and Tammy are in a Financhew Crisis.

Timestamped link (starts at 59:26):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nV6W7Gd0KI8:3566

I tried watching this and after the first ten minutes of "wolverine has violence...scawwy....jean grey is a dude....spiderman? more like spiderWOKE..." and legitimately fell asleep they're so fucking boring and have the blandest takes.
I snapped back to consciousness like an hour later and they were still talking about idek, trump and racism.

Fuck melatonin, Jack should sell podcasts as sleeping aids.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I tried watching this and after the first ten minutes of "wolverine has violence...scawwy....jean grey is a dude....spiderman? more like spiderWOKE..." and legitimately fell asleep they're so fucking boring and have the blandest takes.
I snapped back to consciousness like an hour later and they were still talking about idek, trump and racism.

Fuck melatonin, Jack should sell podcasts as sleeping aids.

His live streams are incredibly boring. It's amazing how he doesn't seem to get tired of discussing the same things every stream. The only reason to watch is the occasional tidbit of new info like this, plus sometimes his chat makes him really angry and it's funny to watch him seethe.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Out of all the dumb shit he does, it was him using a bunch of dried herbs as garnish that really pushed me over the edge. He really doesn’t know a single fucking thing about food, flavors, or cooking. It’s quite a feat considering how obsessed he is with stuffing his fat face.

 

[AnOminous]

?

You know that the pink from a smoked brisket isn't "rare" right?

u wot m8?

And it is when it's JACK.

 

[souschef]

Jack went live on his cousin Jimmy's channel's today. Several topics were discussed in typical retarded fashion, but the most important item Jack revealed today was that he is considering ending Jack on the Go. His reasoning was that he thinks "everyone should be cooking at home", but this revelation followed a bunch of discussion about interest rates and cost of living, so it's likely that this is just Jack lying like he always does, and Jack and Tammy are in a Financhew Crisis.

Timestamped link (starts at 59:26):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nV6W7Gd0KI8:3566

Good. Fat on the Go was very boring

Jack's funnier when he's fucking up in the kitchen. And honestly, i think american servers nationwide shouldn't have to suffer Jack

 

[the khat quaffer]

u wot m8?

And it is when it's JACK.

He thought you were directly addressing him, not Jack.

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Good. Fat on the Go was very boring

Jack's funnier when he's fucking up in the kitchen. And honestly, i think american servers nationwide shouldn't have to suffer Jack

Fag on the Goat was entertaining! Except for the drum machine. And that fucking intro

It was fun speculating when he got yelled at by Tamerella or by restaurant staff. It was also fun watching him do every trick in the book to avoid showing how he is perpetually in a scooter.

 

[AnOminous]

Good. Fat on the Go was very boring

Hammy finally told him he can't just eat fast food every meal every day.

 

[souschef]

Fag on the Goat was entertaining! Except for the drum machine. And that fucking intro

It was fun speculating when he got yelled at by Tamerella or by restaurant staff. It was also fun watching him do every trick in the book to avoid showing how he is perpetually in a scooter.

Nah, i can't stand that. Drives me up a wall seeing people being rude to servers. I already have to deal with multiple Jacks in my lifetime

Hammy finally told him he can't just eat fast food every meal every day.

Wonder why that is. Financial or she's legit worried that fatty will croak if he gobbles one more serving of 12 white castle sliders at once

 

[p1138]

u wot m8?

And it is when it's JACK.

He thought you were directly addressing him, not Jack.

This.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Nah, i can't stand that. Drives me up a wall seeing people being rude to servers. I already have to deal with multiple Jacks in my lifetime


Wonder why that is. Financial or she's legit worried that fatty will croak if he gobbles one more serving of 12 white castle sliders at once

So have I, it goes with the territory.

Jack doesn't have the ovaries to get pissy with wait staff. What's he gonna do, huff and puff and demand to be hoisted into his comfy critter scooter and take off at 0.5 mph? Ask the host to open the door for him? Angrily wave his one working arm back at the restaurant as he swears never to return? "Never again, Arby's store #4601!!!"

He can only ever seethe at his phone or at his a-logs/paypiglets in chat where he has some form of control.

I'm betting on financial issues/Tammy putting her hoof down. She's seen that Jack just won't die no matter how many calories he shoves down his craw so her plan to defraud the life insurance plan she took out on him is being rendered a net loss.

edit: stuff

 

[rubytintedchix]

TBF, FOTG views are in the toilet. If you look at the last 3 on his channel, none are cracking the 1k mark. They were released 1 week ago (ok fair), but the other two were released 2 weeks ago and a month ago. I doubt he’s even making enough money on them to recoup whatever he paid for the meal in their little tax scam that Hammy cooks the books with.

To me, FOTGs are funny because you see Jack interact with the real world. You can also catch people’s horrified or annoyed reactions to him filming in a restaurant. These last few videos all he did was bitch about prices.

I really wonder what’s going on with their finances.

 

[Shartavius]

I really wonder what’s going on with their finances.

Jack routinely eats all of it and then goes to the hospital.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack routinely eats all of it and then goes to the hospital.

I was talking more about him continually bitching about the mortgage rates. I think they bought more house than they can afford. Then he also mentioned Jr lost his job on a recent livestream. With a baby and Bri’s unknown employment status they might be helping them. Plus the three dogs between the two houses. I’m sure it’s all adding up.

Jack also has been trying to sell his Ford truck for several months on Facebook marketplace without success.