Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

Pezeshkian submitting his resignation to the IRGC:
(Alternatively, JD Vance accepting a Paki-authored MOU from Iran)


 
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Iranian hackers gained access to the Instagram account of Chief Master Sergeant John F. Bentivegna, the senior enlisted leader of the U.S. Space Force, and posted an image of Imam Ali and an edit of the late Ali Larijani.

➡️ The same hackers also hacked the official White House Instagram account of the Obama administration, where they posted an image of Imam Ali alongside the message: “There is no White House here, only Shia House.”


Who knew that a slowed-down Macarena sounds based as FUCK?

 
I've mostly tolerated you up until now, you fucking fat slob retard, but if you insist. I don't know how you got rid of your pink triangle, but you have for years consistently embarrassed yourself. I thought your posts in the leadup to the 2024 election were some of the dumbest fucking things I've ever read, but you've somehow managed to outdo yourself with Iran.
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You wrote this stupid nonsense that you pulled from your fat ass on April 20th, merely the most memorable of your many failed prognostications of doom. Six weeks ago. I know that six isn't a number you can count to, but I can assure you six weeks is a greater number than three. And wouldn't you know it, absolutely *nothing* fucking happened, as much as your chubby cholesterol-crammed little heart wishes it would.

And yes, an extra $1.50 for gas is in fact a mild inconvenience for the average American. $4.50 instead of $3 sucks, sure, just as much as it did paying $5 in 2022. They can bitch about it, sure, but how many people have had their way of life altered by it or habits changed? Oh, almost nobody? Cool, that sure sounds like a mild inconvenience to the average American to me rather than an irreversible economic catastrophe. On top of that, you fucking retard, gas prices have hardly been volatile in the status quo for weeks and months. Just because you think things are magically going to suddenly get worse because... reasons(?) doesn't make it so. You're going to be wrong and humiliated again, and if you had any shame or integrity you'd maybe learn from your hysteria.

Next time you think about opening your fat fucking mouth just stuff another Twinkie in there instead.
I don't give a shit if you tolerated me or not, I'm not your fucking wife or work colleague. I've not tolerated your Trump MAGA delusions while everything says something else. I'm going to be around to watch you eat your words. The predictions on the oil prices have been accurate. And here you are trying to defend the rises as "comically mild", which under any other administration has seen the GOP launch investigations, tirades and claims of economic doom over much smaller rises, over less periods of time. Gas is getting higher, the predictions I've made and others made aren't ours, they are from traders and they've all come true. You're an idiot to think gas prices will go linear and any drop debunks the trend - that is nigger think. What's your excuse in 3 weeks when they go back up? Unicorns? LFG? Ethan Ralph? Biden conspiracy? What you like to sell is "you called doom in April" and I surely fucking did - if that strait wasn't opened up, you've got a NIGHTMARE coming, and he didn't open the strait and the nightmare IS COMING. Mark by fucking words. Or bet your Kiwifarm account on it, or just fuck off. Your words are annoying, how about you put your wallet where your mouth is and make a bet with me? Chicken Shit.

You keep in your head in the sand while inflation jumps, families are reporting record defaults, record drawing down on savings and we are seeing record food prices.

The models are sound as to where this is heading with prices. Enjoy the lull, because it isn't going to last, Trumps petty comments to calm the markets have just fucked over traders and companies who will now have to eat short positions based on his fabrications and they will recoup their losses through consumers paying out the ass. Gas is going to go back up again, and it isn't coming down to where it was for a VERY LONG TIME. So the next time you want to bitch about a cheeseburger costing 29 cents more under Biden, consider under Trump McDonalds has become almost as expensive as a real meal.

I'll be here waiting. The jump is coming on oil. The jump is coming on a shit load of consumer goods including food, needless to mention freight charges which create a dramatic input cost on goods. It is a fucking certainty. I'll await your nigger-thinking response but I WILL BE HERE to watch it unfold and watch your stupid pandering and mythical bullshit as to why it is happening and who you are going to blame then.

You're a joke and are as stupid as a nigger looking at the rain clouds on the horizon saying "it isn't raining here, so there is no rain". I have a business and I buy input materials and the costs are starting to be passed on and they aren't "mild", they are economic killers sucking the blood out of this economy.

You're just a silly nigger who looks at the price of gas at the pump and figure, "Hey what's $40 a week more, really?" and someone is going to have to sit your down and explain pass-through input costs and why everything from roof shingles, to 3M tape to lacquer, distillates and glues and a million other things ARE ALL at the mercy of oil.

You're so fucking ignorant.
 
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at the end of the day the IRGC is still in power which was their sole win condition.
This is retarded on so many levels and i'm tired of hearing it. Survival is never a "goal" it's the bare minimum buy in to all other goals. If surviving is a goal then it's a goal every organism and entity in the universe shares and as such isn't worthy of a term. The US government is still in control of the US so i guess somehow we win too?

Iran has not spent the last half century chanting "survive" and boasting about how they're surviving, their holy book does not tell them to just survive, they don't go to the UN and threaten to survive and they don't fund proxy networks all over the place so they can survive.

The IRGC's win conditions were ultimately bringing the world under an islamic caliphate and their goals in service of that goal were causing chimpouts and destabilizations with their proxy networks to force the middle east into their sphere of control. To do that they needed shit loads of money, rockets, conventional forces, and the like which they've now lost.

If their win condition was simply to use asymmetrical warfare to drag things out and nig out in the straight of hormuz they wouldn't have spent billions of dollars and dozens of years specifically building a military to kill US carriers only to utterly fail at doing so.

It's mindblowing that some elements of the right are now in full agreement with the left that america only wins if godlike dominance is achieved over a nation with 0 cost whatsoever and also the nation ends up eternally grateful. But if a brown nation clings to life at the bottom of a shitrope then it's evidence that america is doomed and the west has fallen.
 
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Iranian hackers gained access to the Instagram account of Chief Master Sergeant John F. Bentivegna, the senior enlisted leader of the U.S. Space Force, and posted an image of Imam Ali and an edit of the late Ali Larijani.

➡️ The same hackers also hacked the official White House Instagram account of the Obama administration, where they posted an image of Imam Ali alongside the message: “There is no White House here, only Shia House.”




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Interestingly they are using Iraqi hackers (the edit language is iraqi Arabic (also the music and style))

Translation.
"This is the shia house not the white house" in Arabic.
The edit text says
"I put my leg in America [ass]"
 
This is retarded on so many levels and i'm tired of hearing it. Survival is never a "goal" it's the bare minimum buy in to all other goals. If surviving is a goal then it's a goal every organism and entity in the universe shares and as such isn't worthy of a term. The US government is still in control of the US so i guess somehow we win too?

Iran has not spent the last half century chanting "survive" and boasting about how they're surviving, their holy book does not tell them to just survive, they don't go to the UN and threaten to survive and they don't fund proxy networks all over the place so they can survive.

The IRGC's win conditions were ultimately bringing the world under an islamic caliphate and their goals in service of that goal were causing chimpouts and destabilizations with their proxy networks to force the middle east into their sphere of control. To do that they needed shit loads of money, rockets, conventional forces, and the like which they've now lost.

If their win condition was simply to use asymmetrical warfare to drag things out and nig out in the straight of hormuz they wouldn't have spent billions of dollars and dozens of years specifically building a military to kill US carriers only to utterly fail at doing so.

It's mindblowing that some elements of the right are now in full agreement with the left that america only wins if godlike dominance is achieved over a nation with 0 cost whatsoever and also the nation ends up eternally grateful. But if a brown nation clings to life at the bottom of a shitrope then it's evidence that america is doomed and the west has fallen.
you act like two months ago you and most of this thread wasnt going on and on about how this would be two weeks, then a month…..


Also
>twelever shia Islam
>caliphate
Lmao couldn’t even be bothered to read a Wikipedia page
 
you act like two months ago you and most of this thread wasnt going on and on about how this would be two weeks, then a month…..


Also
>twelever shia Islam
>caliphate
Lmao couldn’t even be bothered to read a Wikipedia page
Yes, the ceasefire is retarded, and attempting to negotiate a deal with the regime is a fool's errand. This has been well-established.
 
and someone is going to have to sit your down and explain pass-through input costs and why everything from roof shingles, to 3M tape to lacquer, distillates and glues and a million other things ARE ALL at the mercy of oil.
Yes, but not just oil. The idea that gas going up by 50% means everything goes up by 50% assumes that 100% of the cost of those thing is the gas it took to drive it somewhere.

An apple doesn't cost $1 because it took $1 of gas to drive it around, that dollar is split among the farmer, the farmer's property tax, fertilizer, the farmer's workers, the guy who works at the supermarket, the cost of the truck itself and the guy who drives said truck and the property taxes of the supermarket....

As a general rule the price of any product on shelf is about 4% due to gas and for things ordered from amazon it's even lower because amazon is actually more fuel efficient due to route specificity and the buyer not having to drive to the store.

So a 50% increase in gas might make some of your products 1% or 2% more expensive. Big fucking deal.

you act like two months ago you and most of this thread wasnt going on and on about how this would be two weeks, then a month…..
Nobody was saying this here, most of us wanted a full scale ground invasion.

Also
>twelever shia Islam
>caliphate
Lmao couldn’t even be bothered to read a Wikipedia page
>you have to learn about all these different types of aklahbackdar ooga booga mohommad worship or you're not allowed to see a problem with them acting like complete spergs for 40 years.

No.
 
>you have to learn about all these different types of aklahbackdar ooga booga mohommad worship or you're not allowed to see a problem with them acting like complete spergs for 40 years.

No.
I mean yeah if you are going to claim their win con is something their sect doesn't even believe in it makes you look retarded. Iran has done enough bad shit without making stuff up because your ignorant
 
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The senior US official hinted that following the failure of Rubio's ceasefire initiative, the US will give Israel the green light to act against Hezbollah targets in Beirut, after holding Israel back for weeks
Im sure this will go as well as the Hamas ceasefire where both sides agree but attacks still happen against Israel and they restart hostilities eventually bombing Beirut anyway. The only muzzie you can trust is a dead one.
 
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Im sure this will go as well as the Hamas ceasefire where both sides agree but attacks still happen against Israel and they restart hostilities eventually bombing Beirut anyway. The only muzzie you can trust is a dead one.
Funny how Hezbollah only restarted attacks on March 2 because Iran specifically ordered them to, yet Iran continues to act as if Lebanon is a sovereign nation that needs their protection, when they weren't even involved until Iran activated their proxy cell in response to getting their shit pushed in.
 
What's with the massive gap between diesel and petrol?, only now it seems to have diverged
tl;dr: Diesel is more fungable, able to be moved more readily, and has much less elastic demand than gas, plus visibility considerations.

-More countries use and demand diesel, the market is much more competitive.
-Gasoline stores less well, so is usually not bulk-shipped far from its refining source, verses diesel which is transported in bulk regularly. that is, an Exxon refinery in Oakland would have bit of trouble shipping gasoline to Japan, but much less logistics headaches sending diesel.
-Diesel is used mostly by industry and commercial who are much less able to scale back purchases. If gas gets completely nutso, I can carpool with coworkers or do a park-and-ride. I can also just say "we aren't visiting Grandma this year".
- Gasoline is a more "visible" price to voters and there is significant pressure on companies to keep prices low lest the government start asking questions about their operations.
- Diesel also can be artificially inflated by 'fleet stations' where the published price is insane but is not what the corporate clients of the station actually pay.

What I don't understand is why Iran doesn't just pretend to agree to all or most of America's demands, and just reneg later?

Just roll over an play dead for a few months to get the blockade ended, and most American offensive assets removed from the region then go right back to doing your business as usual derkaderka/multipooolering shit.
tl;dr: One of the US demands is they can't just use live ammo on protestors anymore. the IRGC knows that if they can't brutally supress popular protests/uprising, they will not survive to September.

trump isn't Obama and is intended to actually hold the IRGC to the agreement.

How many tracks they running in Iran? How many locomotives they have? How many tank cars?
That railroad and the one to china are single-track for large stretches through mountains.

I think this war highlights even further how big of a fuck up America's approach to iraq
and Saddam was
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Saddam would've invaded Syria in 2012 and knock a Central Iranian ally early.

He would've continued to fund the Christian millitas in Lebanon which would've contested Hezbollah's influence.

He would certainly invade Ahvaz (the majority iraqi oil rich era in iran) and making sure the strait is open.


He'd probably do some retarded shit against Israel tho.
Saddam of the 2000's was not the Saddam of the 70s. Iran/Iraq and Desert storm, to a large degree, broke him. Saddam turned more inward, blaming Iraq's loss on "traitors" and may have acquired a drug addition as well. He was paranoid and delusional, and allowed his people to starve and suffer needlessly.

Saddam was a retard who couldn't beat "human" waves of 12 year old Persoids despite being given half the Warsaw Pact's surplus guns and ammo AND a constant stream of American satellite and other surveillance intel
Saddam's problem was he lead an army full of, allah forgive me, Arabs.
He was also attacking a country twice his size and had made no provision for logistics to manage any actual, true nation-state threatening attacks.

Huh? Wasn't his Iraqi Baath party and the governing Syrian Baath party allies?
Saddam may not have been bad, but his eldest son and heir was a monster.
Saddam owed pretty much the entire Arab world after Iran/Iraq, a mission he'd taken on to try to be Arab Simon Bolivar, that included Syria.
Saddam was offered loans to keep the fight going, when the war ended he expected debt forgiveness given he'd taken on Iran for "the good of the pan-Arab nation" and was told "lol fucking lol now pay up." hence the chimp out that lead to Desert Storm.

Ya Allah, please do make the first move & actually terminate the ceasefire Iran, you're becoming our only hope to end the blueballing.
So what I'm reading there is Iran assuring us that the ceasefire is still intact. At least for the next few days.

The Ceasefire is OVER in a few days

The Agreement is REACHED in a few days

This ceasefire is a chink finger trap inside the event horizon of a black hole. Were here forever. Nothing left but nigging all the way down.
The ceasefire is still intact.
Buy Iranian Rials.

If anything, trying to pull that trick would just give Trump a decent amount of relief both economically and politically for the midterms, while giving them nowhere near enough time to rebuild prior to us just coming back in and wrecking them without an electoral ticking clock hanging over our heads. The thing about being a real superpower is that we can recover a hell of a lot faster than they can.
Draining the Strait of ships would utterly cripple Iran's leverage, and why Trump is making that priority one of any deal.
Trump knows this and is playing hardball, which is why he's not falling for the Obama gay shit of giving them concessions before they put up their end of the bargain. Trump is so far rightly treating them like dishonest arabs they are.


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Not sure why the US isn't more alarmed by this. Maybe they're hoping they can get Iran to expose their missiles and launchers out in the open for airstrikes versus putting boots on the ground going door to door at each base destroying them? Seems like a risky move by the US. Irans going to use different tactics to avoid having their launchers exposed as much as possible.
tl;dr: The facilities are still fucked. the entrances collapsed and the internals are likely completely fucked, not to mention all the fuel and explosives that have been spilled and knocked around
@Mr. Racewar1488 covers it pretty well.

Just because they unburied the entrances doesn't mean the bases are safe to enter. What kind of structural damage is there to the tunnels? Are the airshafts clear?

Most importantly: Do they have working radon detectors?
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Missiles and Drones are safu.

Theres a running joke in Iran that Netanyahu works for the Iranian National Gas Company because so many 'natural gas explosions' seem to happen to IRGC officials.
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Broke: Strap me a missile and fire me at Tehran
Bespoke: Buckle me into a first class 787 seat to go inspect gas hookups in Tehran.
 
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