Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Schwarzwald]

Mild inconvenience at the pump. A 50% jump
In gas is mild eh?

I've mostly tolerated you up until now, you fucking fat slob retard, but if you insist. I don't know how you got rid of your pink triangle, but you have for years consistently embarrassed yourself. I thought your posts in the leadup to the 2024 election were some of the dumbest fucking things I've ever read, but you've somehow managed to outdo yourself with Iran.

You wrote this stupid nonsense that you pulled from your fat ass on April 20th, merely the most memorable of your many failed prognostications of doom. Six weeks ago. I know that six isn't a number you can count to, but I can assure you six weeks is a greater number than three. And wouldn't you know it, absolutely *nothing* fucking happened, as much as your chubby cholesterol-crammed little heart wishes it would.

And yes, an extra $1.50 for gas is in fact a mild inconvenience for the average American. $4.50 instead of $3 sucks, sure, just as much as it did paying $5 in 2022. They can bitch about it, sure, but how many people have had their way of life altered by it or habits changed? Oh, almost nobody? Cool, that sure sounds like a mild inconvenience to the average American to me rather than an irreversible economic catastrophe. On top of that, you fucking retard, gas prices have hardly been volatile in the status quo for weeks and months. Just because you think things are magically going to suddenly get worse because... reasons(?) doesn't make it so. You're going to be wrong and humiliated again, and if you had any shame or integrity you'd maybe learn from your hysteria.

Next time you think about opening your fat fucking mouth just stuff another Twinkie in there instead.

 

[babyDunk]

Niggas always forget money rules the world. Iran's already shitty economy is shedding jobs like Democrats wish Murica was, and their national income is cut 10% by my booze cruisin on the high seas alone. 1 dollar currently = over 1.3 million rial. There's a reason Iran said it wanted $300 billion for "rebuilding" lol. Trump litrully has to do nothing but keep the blockade going. Russia is broke and China isn't risking Trump blowing his stack by sending them billions every month, a lot of which we'd just steal I mean freeze anyway with Based Faggot (no fr he's gay yo) Shekel Lord Bessent running wild

Based on the deals i have seen from "Reputable Sources" It looks like Iran might have come out on top.Sure i expect they might collapse later on, but still.

Mild inconvenience at the pump. A 50% jump

If it equates to an extra $1...... yes. While i agree that it makes drumf look bad , you are a dooming TESfag so you should not be taken seriously.




Whatever happened to the freedom fighters that were waiting for King Jew and Drumfs go ahead though? WHERE IS THE REVOLUTIOOOOON?!?!?!

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

During Trump's interview with Lara last night, she asked him why he decided to strike Iran now instead of after midterms.
He said that he could have waited until the day after, but then it would have become a presidential election issue, and that would be a hundred times worse, especially since the Congressional map is going to be looking so much better for Republicans come 2028 should everything have calmed down by then thanks to redistricting and the like.

 

[draggs]

Based on the deals i have seen from "Reputable Sources" It looks like Iran might have come out on top.Sure i expect they might collapse later on, but still.

What deal? Eventually niggas gon realize there is no deal either side will agree to except the other side completely cucking itself which neither side will agree to

 

[3-2-1836]

I don't get all the neg rating over recognizing reality, that is this war at this stage is a total failure that accomplished nothing positive

I don't care if we have a 6 million:1 kill:death ratio and completely eviscerated their Navy and Airforce, at the end of the day the IRGC is still in power which was their sole win condition.

Not only that but they're domestically stronger since we killed off the Ayatollah with him now replaced by a vegetable, the Iranian opposition has lost all credibility due to being told to cuck.

And it's impossible to return to the previous status quo since we opened the Pandora's box of the Strait of Hormuz, while Amercian credibility in the region is being rapidly destroyed due to the fact that America lacks the political will to actually finish the job and instead is obsessed with chasing some deal, which is starting to look more and more like the Paris Peace Accords

You want to talk about the Iranian economy actively being shoahed, the IRGC is a religious death cult, they don't care, they do it for the love of the game and they welcome death, and the only way to defeat them is through absolute unrelenting force.

 

[KiwiSeperatist]

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Don't be so mean russel kun

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

135% Increase in Tobacco Consumption Among Girls Aged 13 to 15

"Masjedi," Secretary-General of the Anti-Tobacco Society:
Currently, about 20 to 24 percent of the country's population are tobacco users in some form.

Although the consumption rate among women is still lower than men, the rising trend among teenage girls is concerning.

Studies show that tobacco consumption among girls aged 13 to 15 has increased by about 135% compared to the year 1395 in the Iranian calendar (2016-2017); this indicates that the tobacco industry is actively targeting a new generation of consumers.
tasnimnews.ir/3604363
@TasnimNews

There is some hope for Iran, their girls are picking up smoking. Until the bombing starts this thread will be only about smoking in Iran. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

0:57

Deputy Minister of Health criticizes the unlimited display of cigarettes and smoking in home cinema
tasnimnews.ir/3604405

Iran really hates cigarettes. I take this as a personal attack.

Medicine is sanctioned, cigarettes are not; tobacco profits go to foreigners

14 percent of Iranians over 18 use tobacco

"Torkmannejad," scientific advisor to the Anti-Tobacco Use Society, in an interview with Tasnim:
The rate of tobacco use among Iranians over 18 is about 14 percent.

According to field evidence, the use of all types of tobacco is increasing; especially hookah among youth and women, as well as electronic cigarettes, which have seen increased consumption.

One reason for this is the uncontrolled expansion of hookah and tobacco product availability in traditional teahouses, restaurants, and cafes across the country.

In recent years, a committee was formed to control tobacco, with its secretariat located in the Ministry of Health, and various ministries are members. The committee's resolutions, once approved by the president, are enforceable; however, unfortunately, this committee has not held a meeting for years.

After the Islamic Revolution, many essential goods, including medicine, were affected by sanctions from foreign countries; however, tobacco has never been among the sanctioned goods. Only about 10 to 12 percent of the market is controlled by the Iranian Tobacco Company, so the majority of the market is held by companies like British American Tobacco.

For every 10 percent increase in taxes that leads to a price increase, tobacco consumption in middle-income countries, including Iran, decreases by 8 percent.
tasnimnews.ir/3604102
@TasnimNews

"middle-income countries like Iran" lol, your currency is literally worthless.

All right, enough about smoking in Iran:

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Sealing of a Cafe Promoting Satanism on Valiasr Street in Tehran

In a decisive action, the police supervising public places in Greater Tehran sealed one of the cafes in the Valiasr area after receiving reports of activities promoting deviant sects there.

This cafe, by holding events with Western-style music, provided a setting for abnormal behaviors and what officers described as “satanic movements.”

According to received information, customers of this cafe, including young girls and boys, were observed in an unnatural state and performing strange movements, described as “satanic.”

This situation becomes even more concerning as the cafe manager, aware of the young age of some customers, not only did not prevent these behaviors but also facilitated these deviations by providing the environment and space.

After arriving at the location and witnessing these movements and the abnormal situation firsthand, the police officers issued an order to seal the business unit. This action was taken following multiple complaints from local citizens and aimed at combating manifestations of corruption and deviation.
tasnimnews.ir/3604381
@TasnimNews

Satanic cafes in Tehran! The kids are performing strange movements!

0:14

First it was cigarettes and now metal!? Trump, tie me to a Tomahawk and fire me at Tehran! I am ready!

Discovery of 238 tons of hoarded polyethylene materials in Yazd

Deputy Public and Revolutionary Prosecutor of Yazd Province:
Following reports from the public and as part of continuous monitoring of the market situation, the special inspection patrol for combating hoarding of the Yazd Prosecutor's Office, in cooperation with the Economic Security Police and representatives of the Provincial Department of Industry, Mining, and Trade, succeeded in identifying and discovering a warehouse containing 238 tons of polyethylene materials.

Preliminary investigations showed that the goods in this warehouse were stored outside the legal rules and regulations, and accordingly, an order was issued to seize the discovered goods and seal the warehouse, with necessary legal actions underway.

Any stockpiling and storage of goods in warehouses without registration in the comprehensive warehouse system is considered hoarding, and the Prosecutor's Office will deal with such cases decisively and without leniency.
@TasnimNews

Oh god, they're hoarding polyethylene! There's been a lot of reports of "hoarding" and "smuggling" recently. It can't be the IRGC seizing whatever goods it wants.

Identification of two new drugs called Monkey Dust and Crocodile

"Abbasi," Director General of Treatment at the Drug Control Headquarters:
Nowadays, drug production has shifted from traditional to industrial methods. This change is because industrial drugs require less space for production and bring more profit to the death dealers.

Recently, new emerging drugs have been discovered called "Monkey Dust" and "Crocodile."

We must identify these emerging drugs and prevent young people from becoming addicted to them. We also need to develop appropriate treatment protocols for these types of substances.

Unfortunately, our youth start smoking casually and gradually enter the dangerous cycle of addiction.
tasnimnews.ir/3604570
@TasnimNews

The Iranians are smoking Monkey Dust! Wait, "Crocodile"? I hope they don't mean fucking Krokodil.



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Handala Hacks Holocaust Center: Over 2 Million Secrets Unleashed

In an unprecedented and multi-layered cyber operation, the so-called National Center for Holocaust Victims’ Support ( k-shoa.org ), long the symbol of Zionist victimhood, fabrication, and historical distortion, has been completely breached by Handala Hack team.
All databases, classified documents, confidential emails, and sensitive correspondence from this center have been fully extracted and dumped.

Now, over 2 million ultra-confidential documents, totaling more than one terabyte, are freely available for download on the Handala website.
A careful review of these files reveals, in stark detail, how criminal Israeli defense companies such as Elbit, Rafael, and others, year after year, fuel this fabricated narrative with financial and propaganda support, constantly inflating numbers and inventing new names to justify their mafia-like projects and internal power games.


The Holocaust, long since stripped of even its fabricated historical context, has become nothing more than a tool for global extortion, massive money laundering, and the projection of manufactured victimhood, where new figures and fictitious stories are conjured up daily to keep politicians’ and defense contractors’ pockets overflowing.

With these revelations, it is hardly far-fetched to predict that, within less than a year, this “victim” database may easily exceed 7.8 million!
Even the art of fictional accounting seems insufficient to satisfy the insatiable appetites of those profiting from this endless saga.

This proud operation is dedicated to the FPV Ababil warriors of Hezbollah, brave fighters who will soon ensure that the “seven million eight hundred thousand” mark is realized, not merely in these empty legends, but in the reality of the battlefield, far sooner than anyone imagines.

A serious message to the failed Zionist intelligence apparatus:
Rather than manipulating history and deceiving the world, perhaps it’s time you worry about your own crumbling security. The shadows of the Resistance draw ever closer, and your scandals will never cease.

Handala hacked a Holocaust organization. Based.

 

[BigJoey41X]

I don't get all the neg rating over recognizing reality, that is this war at this stage is a total failure that accomplished nothing positive

I don't care if we have a 6 million:1 kill:death ratio and completely eviscerated their Navy and Airforce, at the end of the day the IRGC is still in power which was their sole win condition.

Not only that but they're domestically stronger since we killed off the Ayatollah with his replaced by a vegetable, the Iranian opposition has lost all credibility due to being told to cuck, and now it's impossible to return to the previous status quo since Iran has the Strait of Hormuz completely fucked, Amercian credibility in the region is being rapidly destroyed due to the fact that America lacks the political will to actually finish the job and instead is obsessed with chasing some deal, which is starting to look more and more like the Paris Peace Accords

You want to talk about the Iranian economy actively being shoahed, the IRGC is a religious death cult, they don't care, they do it for the love of the game and they welcome death, and the only way to defeat them is through absolute unrelenting force.

The point essentially comes down to this, what we have done to Iran in those 5 weeks is NOWHERE near the force or destruction needed to make them think an Iran forever renouncing any more geopolitical ambitions is the better alternative, we're talking a total curb stomping that traumatized a nation so hard they've become totally pacified like all of the major Axis powers.

I keep harkening back to WW2 because that's the kind of war it would take to get these people to stop, and it seems that nobody is willing to face this reality.

Nothing has been "lost", the frustration is due to Trump's indecision and tolerance of the status quo while being unwilling to go back to military action. Things are stuck and there is no reason for them to be, it's not frustration about 'losing' anything.

Trump can't make a decision because he found himself trapped between two bad choices: continuing this unpopular war or withdraw with none of the major objectives achieved.

 

[3-2-1836]

Iran got outkilled 400:1, their economy is in disaster mode

Nothing has been "lost"

Vietnam 10:1
Afghanistan 20:1

 

[draggs]

You want to talk about the Iranian economy actively being shoahed, the IRGC is a religious death cult, they don't care,

Common mistake

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Wyświetl załącznik 9080494Vietnam 10:1
Afghanistan 20:1

Vietnam failed because of logistical issues after the Cong violated the peace treaty we fought to establish with them, and Afghanistan failed because we spent decades fucking around in the sand with faggy nationbuilding.

The goal in Iran is completely different and the ability to avoid the pitfalls of those other conflicts is insanely easy. We aren't trying to establish a two-nation solution in Iran nor are we there to instill the values of liberal democracy in it's people. We're there to rape the IRGC.

It's the easiest possible thing we could do if Trump would get off his fat tangerine ass and actually do it.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

New satellite imagery from May 29th shows one oil tanker in the Strait of Hormuz with an oil leak, most likely after being targeted the night before on May 28th, when the IRGC fired an anti-ship missile (https://t.me/GeoPWatch/34281) towards violating vessels attempting to transit the Strait of Hormuz without gaining permission from the IRGC Navy. Forgive the gay watermark. As soon as I find a better picture I'll replace it.

 

[3-2-1836]

We're there to rape the IRGC

The ceasefire severely undermines that objective

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

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New satellite imagery from May 29th shows one oil tanker in the Strait of Hormuz with an oil leak, most likely after being targeted the night before on May 28th, when the IRGC fired an anti-ship missile (https://t.me/GeoPWatch/34281) towards violating vessels attempting to transit the Strait of Hormuz without gaining permission from the IRGC Navy. Forgive the gay watermark. As soon as I find a better picture I'll replace it.

It's crazy how environmentalists just completely stop giving a shit about oil spillage as soon as it's browns doing it.

 

[3-2-1836]

It's crazy how environmentalists just completely stop giving a shit about oil spillage as soon as it's browns doing it.

Firstly it's a inhospitable desert shithole that doesn't have any cool animals like penguins or pelicans that are getting fucked up by the oil.

Also they're looking on the bright side that the blockade of oil and high gas prices are making it too expensive for the goyim to drive gas or diesel cars.

 

[asspeeass]

"Deal is coming soon"
"Deal talks are going well"
"We're close to a breakthrough on a deal"
ORANGE NIGGER DO SOMETHING

 

[Quindoll]

It's crazy how environmentalists just completely stop giving a shit about oil spillage as soon as it's browns doing it.

More likely the fantasy image you have in your head. "Oil spill = Bad generally and especially for the environment" is not a hot take. Not even one only for environmentalists. That's just your average person.

The environmentalists are also the one fraction that pushes the hardest for cutting the dependency on oil. Imagine in which position Iran were if oil was not having the important status it currently has. Or if the Strait was not used transporting 20 % of global supply.

Iran would get fucked. Not for a couple of weeks months (lol) but for the rest of their future.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

Common mistake

the IRGC doesnt care the economy is in shambles

until their coffers completely run dry and they physically can't afford to keep functioning

yeah, they can print more rials, and they do, cuz they are clerics, not economists, they need more money they print more money

but im pretty sure that the iranian rial is worth considerably less than the paper and ink it's printed with

they'd fight to the bitter end, but that bitter end is pretty much an inevitability unless they manage to swindle trump into ending the war on their terms rather than his

but they never won a war and never lost in the negotiation table

getting trump to make a mistake is their only hope

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

the IRGC doesnt care the economy is in shambles

until their coffers completely run dry and they physically can't afford to keep functioning

yeah, they can print more rials, and they do, cuz they are clerics, not economists, they need more money they print more money

but im pretty sure that the iranian rial is worth considerably less than the paper and ink it's printed with

they'd fight to the bitter end, but that bitter end is pretty much an inevitability unless they manage to swindle trump into ending the war on their terms rather than his

but they never won a war and never lost in the negotiation table

getting trump to make a mistake is their only hope

If they print it when they need it because they’re clerics, what’s our excuse?

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

If they print it when they need it because they’re clerics, what’s our excuse?

We don't have one, it's universally a bad idea.

Our money still has some semblance of purchasing power so we can just more or less get away with it (for now).

Iran... not so much. Robux, the currency from Roblox, is nearly 900 times more valuable than the Iranian Rial.