💊 Manosphere Clavicular / Braden Eric Peters / ylrven - Moderator on looksmax.org, roid rat, takes out loans for cosmetic surgery, can't talk to women without doping, DIY surgeon

[Drip Torch]

I would say restrict his access to firearms, but it would be un-American of me to want to keep guns out of the hands of mentally ill autistic retards.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

Went back a couple pages but didn't see it posted. Apparently charges were filed regarding the alligator shooting last Wednesday but it's only just being reported today.

tl;dr: Misdemeanor charge of reckless discharge of a firearm. Maximum penalty includes 1 year in jail, 1 year probation, and a $1,000 fine.

Article: https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/...minal-charges-in-alligator-shooting-40546765/
Archive: https://archive.ph/64fur

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The looksmaxxing community certainly has been generating a lot of milk for us recently.

Serious question: Why are all 3 of these retards being charged and not just Clavicular? Did the other 2 also do some niggerish gun shit?

Whatever the outcome of this case, I'm certain that this limp-wristed crowd will continue to provide entertainment for the foreseeable future.

PS: If I were burdened with either "Yabdiel Anibal Cotto Torres"(count 2) or "Raquel Cuntin"(notary, see stamp) as a name I would change it as soon as I were able.

 

[James Brown]

This is florida, nobody is going to get much worked up about letting off some rounds out in the everglades.

wrong. people think FL is just wildman territory but its extremely regulated and the FWC is mean bc the economy is dependent on wildlife, natives still have legal land claims, the ecosystem is fragile and one-of-a-kind yadda yadda.

hes going to get off easy because he doesn't have any serious priors and is young + clean looking. not bc FL is the wild west. the only way he doesnt get off easy if he rolls a judge fiending for clout.

 

[FinnSven]

The looksmaxxing community certainly has been generating a lot of milk for us recently.

Semi tangent, but the kind of people who are looksmaxers tend be incredibly vain and sensitive.

Then with the combined effect of them doing all of the make up, surgery, bodybuilding, Botox etc, they are less able to take a remark or even a well intentioned jibe about their appearance in good humor.

Hence they will go to further lengths to be unmockable, thus generating more and more milk.

 

[Average Russian Spy]

NOOOO, CLAV, you were a top contender for Lolcow of the year! How else are we supposed to laugh at you when you're busy getting molested in prison? Well, at least all that lookmaxxing will make you look more appealing to the other prisoners.

 

[harmy.kook]

As long as he gets forcibly sodomized by a pack of feral negroes, I'm cool with it.

He can be Rapebros with Chibi Reviews

 

[Jerri_Blank69]

He can be Rapebros with Chibi Reviews

He's about to be rapedmaxxing

 

[AnOminous]

The problem is he shot at a protected species, outside of hunting season, in a national park, possibly while the thing was in hibernation (but unlikely). I did a breakdown here of why Florida Wildlife wouldn't want some jackass streaming this. The gist is that it would encourage others to do stupid shit like he did (or worse stupid shit like shooting it while alive) and fuck with park safety and animal safety. Besides, he didn't take those bullets out, that's littering.

I'd have no problem with that, or if they charged him with anything else that makes sense, but the reckless thing is nonsense. Alligators don't really "hibernate" outdoors, the thing was dead.

The drone is the more serious crime due to the FAA.

It was his friend's. It's only a crime if you shoot down someone else's, then it's a HUGE crime. You're allowed to dispose of your own drone.

 

[harmy.kook]

He's about to be rapedmaxxing

Listen, we all saw that photo in that New York Times article, out here with Twink hips.

CLEARLY HE'S ASKING FOR IT

 

[Weebburner]

Word of advice: breaking your face will not make your taller. Break your legs instead.

tbh im surprised this faggot hasnt had bone lenghtening surgery to get over 6ft. This is the kind of retarded shit i would expect of a looksmaxxer.

 

[Moths]

It was his friend’s drone. The FAA is extremely serious about damaging someone else’s drone (it’s literally the same crime as shooting down an full airliner with a SAM), but they don’t care about you damaging your own property.

Youd think all the time he misses the drone he wouldve accrued additional negligent discharge for all the boogie artillery he let fly over florida.

 

[AnOminous]

Youd think all the time he missex the drone he wouldve accrued additional negligent discharge for all the boogie artillery he let fly over florida.

That could actually be considered reckless. Yet they didn't charge for that.

 

[vinrock]

I suspect this guy is gonna buy tits at some point in the not so distant future.

 

[Hard R]

I suspect this guy is gonna buy tits at some point in the not so distant future.

in the HBO series OZ, which is set entirely within a prison, "tits" is niggerslang for dope. checks out i guess

 

[ratduckowlgymnastics]

Word of advice: breaking your face will not make your taller. Break your legs instead.

I'm interested in how the leg lengthening surgery people end up afterwards. The body geometry is changed so radically that they have to be looking weird walking.

 

[Awssum Possum]

Neither of them will get any jail time, I don't have the energy for another nothingburger Court Cow situation, just drop the charges and be done with it instead of getting our hopes up. I'm sick of constantly being edged by these courts every time a cow gets arrested.

 

[TheFagTickler]

Height: 5'11''

Word of advice: breaking your face will not make your taller. Break your legs instead.

tbh im surprised this faggot hasnt had bone lenghtening surgery to get over 6ft. This is the kind of retarded shit i would expect of a looksmaxxer.

What did you guys think his 8" tall hairdo was for?

 

[deleuzeon]

How do you fuck up shooting a gun in America? There's 5,000 ways to do it legally. I think the meth might be messing with his judgment!

 

[Agares]

I hope they send him to a special cell in Alligator Alcatraz.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

bro just shot a dead gator lol, he wasn't aiming up, there wasn't anybody nearby, there was no possibility of anybody getting hurt. I understand there are laws and they can't just let celebrities walk because standards have to be enforced. but Clav is just a harmless autistic kid. c'mon, man.

It was a douche move but how is it "reckless" basically to shoot directly into the ground?

It wasn't just at the gator or into the ground. Here's the VOD for their Everglades trip:

Seems like his friend TheCubanTarzan deleted his stream vod. I was recording the Everglades segment from there and he deleted it before I could get the whole thing. I got most of it though.
Clav everglades 360.mp4
Gator incident happens at 36:45

At about 51:00 they get off the boat and just start shooting in random directions. I think this is what they're charging for, due to the fact that they're charging three people. The gator mag dump only had two people.

There's also this clip where they think they hear people screaming and wonder out loud if Clav shot someone. Then Tarzan says, "Wait, there's actually people there" and then tells him to keep shooting.

0:46