💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[McMitch]

What does he think will happen if someone walks onto that deck and it collapses?

If I'm right and it extends over the front porch, it 100% is rotted through like the porches themselves.

 

[Smoke Manmuscle]

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I can’t tell if it’s sloped but something tells me it’s not fit for a balcony.
Also, imagine being the poor bar manager having to listen to a fat drunk lecture you on how 1 in 10 customers goes to the bar specifically to avoid alcohol.
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Bets on load bearing drywall?

 

[BelUwUga]

Sweet, I can't wait to see how he fucks this up. Backwards railings maybe?

Spoiler: Full res pics for critique

It's an impressive level of fucked up already and this is supposed to be the easy part:
- Simple order of operations problem. He should've cut the doorway first before working on the decking. You want to make a weatherproofing-deck-threshold sandwich for weatherproofing.
- Looks like he's using deck screws and I don't see any kind of sealant in pictures. I'm sure a couple hundred holes in what was supposed to be waterproof is going to precipitate some wonderful problems down the road.
- I'm hoping the large gap between the decking and wall is foreshadowing an attempt at some trim carpentry. It's a virtual guarantee it's going to go poorly because:
- look at the lack of precision in board length. It's harder to find more than a couple that are even a visual match in length. The cuts are sloppy and rough in many spots. He absolutely fucked matching the angle. He's even somehow managed to outmatch the "idiotproof" spacing brackets that hold the boards down with consistent spacing in a few spots.

If it wasn't a fuckup I was excited to see my advice would be to hit it with half a dozen cans of Flex Seal at this stage, pray it doesn't leak, and cope that nobody will see this affront to carpentry from ground level. I hope he gets one of those Chinese cable rail kits.

 

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There is no doubt in my mind that Rick is insane.

“Ch… Ch… Child… ch-ch-child stalker… cHiLd… bAbY stalkerrrr… St… St… STALKER…”

 

[AirMail]

You understand that it's nuts that an anonymous call provides the police the authority to enter someones home. It would be wrong the first time they did it, 40+ times later it's something far worse.

I hope you never call the police in need of help, only for them to tell you they don't have the "authority" to help based on just a phone call, and it would be "wrong" of them believe you, and hang up.

 

[JustSomeDong]

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I can’t tell if it’s sloped but something tells me it’s not fit for a balcony.
Also, imagine being the poor bar manager having to listen to a fat drunk lecture you on how 1 in 10 customers goes to the bar specifically to avoid alcohol.
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My boss/partner would laugh at this...or more likely go into a fit of apoplectic rage-screaming...
Just go out the window! Slap some boards right on top! Sure! Screw it right into the roof! Just right through that cheap ass rolled mat garbage. Why not?!? I'm sure it never rains!
@BelUwUga knows whats up.
Never change, fatrick.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope you never call the police in need of help, only for them to tell you they don't have the "authority" to help based on just a phone call, and it would be "wrong" of them believe you, and hang up.

I usually avoid cops at all costs but met one at an event and asked him how the local force handles SWATs. He said a celebrity in the neighborhood had it happen once and the second time they knew what it was and set up a code word system with him — one code for when everything is fine and one for when it’s not. It works perfectly.

But that celebrity was never convicted of making terroristic threats against a woman and her unborn child. I really wonder how much that figured into MKE PD’s choice not to leave Niki’s safety to chance.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

He's going to fall off the balcony just before finishing up the railing (nice gutter coverage, stupid) and the niggeronis that got away and currently work at the Little Caesar's three blocks north will come to avenge their fallen bretheren.

Pat's going to fall and end up a paraplegic

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Counter: it's Wisconsin. Pat may well be arrested but the court will send him away with zero consequences. Drunk driving is the second most popular hobby after 'being drunk'.

The one time I visited I was pretty sure everything driving was an Indian because they didn't follow traffic lights or anything. At least here people have no clue how to use a traffic circle and don't look before turning.

 

[BigPeanut]

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>no period at the end of the sentence
1.2 GPA. Fresh 0 at Chemistry and Physics.

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Cult classic Rick talking to himself. Nice venting at the toilet, stupid.

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Lmao.

“You aren’t important even though I talk to you quite literally all day every day and tried to arrest and sue you all hundreds of times and went on an entire media tour about you, and have seen more of you guys in real life then my own daughter.”
In terms of important people in his life it goes the cyber terrorist cult, Donald trump, fart wife big Nicholas, then no one else because he doesn’t know anyone else and is a fat loser with no friends or family.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Either that balcony is going to collapse onto him or he's going to step on it and it will collapse under him. Good going, retard.

 

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For reasons that will forever be a mystery to me, Rick has been able to convince two women to marry him.

Niki is as bad as him, a terrible person. Stupid but thinks she’s smart, a butch, arrogant, combative, leftist dimwit. Probably a marriage of convenience because she’s a closet dyke too, until her bedroom eyes come out for skin-tone-accurate Worf cosplayers.

Ade is a dumb whore. As funny as it is and as awful as Patrick is, cucking him with Jon like that is a shit thing for anyone to do to their spouse. When Jon died she immediately sold his shit via Marketplace, and the listings were ridiculous, showing her barely believable idiocy, it was stuff like: ‘A load of plastic Temu junk: $100’, ‘A high-end US-made multi-tool: $3’. She sold off sentimental ‘best dad ever’ type shit of Jon’s too. After she’d done that she moved on, shacked up with and married someone new - very, very quickly. The couple of dollars she got for Jon’s ‘best dad ever’ mug going towards the new wedding. Bitch must have a knack for narrative and dialogue though seeing as she wrote his first - and by all accounts best - book.

What I’m getting at is that neither of them are ‘Miss World’ material. ‘Miss Milwaukee’ maybe.

But that celebrity was never convicted of making terroristic threats against a woman and her unborn child.

Never swung at an officer, never got a misdemeanor trying to trap a delivery driver at their home, never had a history of online threats towards everyone from the President to their own toilet.

 

[Ill]

Either that balcony is going to collapse onto him or he's going to step on it and it will collapse under him. Good going, retard.

The average balcony cannot hold up a hot tub let alone a Patrick s tomlinson.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I’ve also noticed that our lovely thread about Patty Cakes has amassed 100k fat replies. Congratulations, Porktits, here’s a drink to the upcoming 5000 fat pages milestone! Enjoy your wine, little baby stalker children.

To celebrate this slightly, here’s the recent meltdown from piggy’s fishlips.

Spoiler: Fat.

A toast by showing the glorious Josiah Tapes again.

 

[Rango Dango]

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I can’t tell if it’s sloped but something tells me it’s not fit for a balcony.
Also, imagine being the poor bar manager having to listen to a fat drunk lecture you on how 1 in 10 customers goes to the bar specifically to avoid alcohol.
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hes gonna need some galvanized square steel and ask his aunt for some expansion screws for this type of project
maybe use some eco friendly wood veneers for decoration too

Spoiler: elite ball knowledge

 

[SwiftBucks]

Putting down the planks first is certainly a choice. Without a frame where is the railing going to go? And a frame would let him correct the angle and alleviate water pooling.

I knew someone who rented a floor in a house where a landlord did exactly what Pat is doing. The water pooling on the stupid balcony soaked through the exterior wall and ruined the first floor ceiling, not to mention the wall below it.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I don't often Pat Post, but when I do, I enjoy prison, so forgive me Patsters.

What the fuck is he building out from the "overhang"? These overhangs are often a way to get more square footage off of a cheaper foundation level. There is NOTHING there that will stabilize this build in any advantageous way. Is he just building a deck / balcony off this level?

if so, that brings trouble depending on the building code of Milwaukee/Winsconsin. Modern times usually want anything above 30 inches off the ground seperately supported and not attached to the main structure. It used to be you could build your deck tied into the house and just have two columns further out holding it up. Not anymore. They want it to be floating.

Second, no builder cuts the decking boards first. you always cut them all off straight after they've been screwed down. that way you get a nice straight appearance even after accounting for oddities. You can see how "jagged" his installaton is.

I hope the building inspector doesnt come.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

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I can’t tell if it’s sloped but something tells me it’s not fit for a balcony.
Also, imagine being the poor bar manager having to listen to a fat drunk lecture you on how 1 in 10 customers goes to the bar specifically to avoid alcohol.
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I see Pat is Brazilmaxxing now.

How long until this shit collapses, kills him and/or someone else?

 

[Normal-Style Human]

We need to set up a seismograph to find out when he finally falls through his wetbrain engineering project.

 

[RollingRock2]

Pat's going to fall and end up a paraplegic

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