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💪 Tough GuysPatrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
So hypothetically I'm a police officer but I'm also a lazy fucking retard so me and my retarded colleagues turn up 40+ times to the house of another retard, gain entry to his home sometimes at the point of a gun and occassionally handcuff him, all on the basis of a phone call from a burner phone that I don't bother to perform any checks on.
"Occasionally." Bitch, try once. You know, the very first real swatting, the time he took a swing at a female cop. Quit making shit up. Have you ever even read the complaint?
"Occasionally." Bitch, try once. You know, the very first real swatting, the time he took a swing at a female cop. Quit making shit up. Have you ever even read the complaint?
We need a "feature creature" negrate sticker that's available while a post in a thread is featured, and can only be used by users with X amount of posts in a thread X amount of time prior to the feature.
I hate that we missed the spectacle of the defense introducing the police report as evidence that Fat is a belligerent drunk with a history that makes responding with force necessary and Piggy going blue in the face trying not to do his normal "Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. As the report you continue to lie about clearly shows..."
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, builder Pat is back!! Wyświetl załącznik 8967001 Wyświetl załącznik 8967000 I can’t tell if it’s sloped but something tells me it’s not fit for a balcony.
Also, imagine being the poor bar manager having to listen to a fat drunk lecture you on how 1 in 10 customers goes to the bar specifically to avoid alcohol. Wyświetl załącznik 8967005
Yeah, the point as well is “that happened” when Fat claims he overheard a bar manager say that.
How often do bar managers actually speak to beverage reps in earshot of customers?
Sounds like something that might have happened 20 years ago, but these days the traveling salesman who cold knocks at bars trying to flog drink concepts is non existent.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, builder Pat is back!! Wyświetl załącznik 8967001 Wyświetl załącznik 8967000 I can’t tell if it’s sloped but something tells me it’s not fit for a balcony.
Also, imagine being the poor bar manager having to listen to a fat drunk lecture you on how 1 in 10 customers goes to the bar specifically to avoid alcohol. Wyświetl załącznik 8967005
Yeah, the point as well is “that happened” when Fat claims he overheard a bar manager say that.
How often do bar managers actually speak to beverage reps in earshot of customers?
Sounds like something that might have happened 20 years ago, but these days the traveling salesman who cold knocks at bars trying to flog drink concepts is non existent.
Well, if you're at the bar at 10 in the morning, you might be in earshot. Reps famously like to drink and stay a while.
But in all seriousness, most bar, if not all bars, are tied by their distributor. So they will come in to pitch you things from the catalog, not random reps.
What makes no sense is the whole part about fridge space. It's not like it's shelf space in a Walmart or something. Still, it could actually be real, because noone wants to carry inventory that won't sell, But it's not real because it's Fat trying to promote his shitty app. And also completely unrelated. Because if you can do cocktails, you have everything you need for the virgin version of them. You don't need to stock additional garbage you would not otherwise. That's a gas station.
Counter: it's Wisconsin. Pat may well be arrested but the court will send him away with zero consequences. Drunk driving is the second most popular hobby after 'being drunk'.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, builder Pat is back!! Wyświetl załącznik 8967001 Wyświetl załącznik 8967000 I can’t tell if it’s sloped but something tells me it’s not fit for a balcony.
Also, imagine being the poor bar manager having to listen to a fat drunk lecture you on how 1 in 10 customers goes to the bar specifically to avoid alcohol. Wyświetl załącznik 8967005
Counter: it's Wisconsin. Pat may well be arrested but the court will send him away with zero consequences. Drunk driving is the second most popular hobby after 'being drunk'.
I'm putting this in the 'Pat's a lying sack of shit bucket'.
Oh dear god, someone is going to get seriously injured. Ideally Pat, but an Airbnb customer personal injury suit would be interesting.
I suspect he will be on it when it collapses, so then he will try to file criminal charges against “Bernard” for coming onto his property and weakening the supports.
A bit like Penny Logue and his claims that Elusive Earls would sneak onto the Tranch to over inflate tyres.
If Pat thinks “N/As” (give me strength) are such a hot market, why isn’t he putting his “six-figure” income into investing in one of the brands? There is zero chance of that gay app ever receiving revenue, let alone profit.
And FWIW, I realized 20 years ago that drinking sugar in the form of alcohol didn’t work for me. Never once have I demanded, while socializing at a bar, that they have special drinks for me. Pat really thinks everyone is a belligerent asshole like him.
Speaking of which, Emily Bell has tough questions for “outspoken white writers.” She should ask her friend Pat.
If he falls from this makeshift balkony his last thought before breaking his neck will be "Oh no, Prongay iced the floors of my balcony, just like his mafia-hitman father"
"Occasionally." Bitch, try once. You know, the very first real swatting, the time he took a swing at a female cop. Quit making shit up. Have you ever even read the complaint?
You understand that it's nuts that an anonymous call provides the police the authority to enter someones home. It would be wrong the first time they did it, 40+ times later it's something far worse.
You understand that it's nuts that an anonymous call provides the police the authority to enter someones home. It would be wrong the first time they did it, 40+ times later it's something far worse.
No, child. You have been told, many hundreds of times, that more than 40 of those calls were welfare checks that were resolved with a phone call. These are your delusions again. Enjoy prison.
I do not think she deserves her own thread, but it's a nice bit of needed variety. She breaks the homogeneity of churlish childing chains and 3am tipsy tweeting, whetting our appetites to the inevitable buffet of prison enjoyment. Like a tasteful spoonful of chimichurri sauce on a (very large, immensely fat) steak.
I seriously doubt Rick's groverhaus project will pass zoning. I wonder if he'll just do it illegally and then act amazed when the pests report him for an almost certainly illegal and unauthorized attempt to build something impossible.
Do you risk a multi-million dollar lawsuit for not responding to the time it finally happened for real, or do you drive out, knock on his door or leave a sticky note, and go on with your day?
The police have no legal obligation to act in these situations. There is no multi-million dollar lawsuit waiting to hit them for deciding not to keep fucking with the most annoying man in the universe just because anonymous people call in. This is well established caselaw. It's also why cops who do nothing at school shootings still manage to usually walk away unencumbered by anything but tremendous scorn... even though they arguably fall under the biggest exception to the doctrine (namely, children are a ward of the state when in school and the state therefore has an obligation to protect them).
For better or worse, the police always face much more liability for acting than not acting. And that's why the city settling is no big surprise.
Forget Patrick's (lack of) construction ability or his morbid obesity for a moment. Forget the potential legal issues and the high likelihood he didn't get a permit from the city. There's no way fat-for-brains had the architecture checked to see if it could support even a normal person's weight, let alone someone of Rick's generous girth. Doesn't he still rent out the hovel as an AirBNB? What does he think will happen if someone walks onto that deck and it collapses? He's going to be on the recieving end of a lawsuit, and much like his frivolous suit against the ONAholes he is guaranteed to be on the losing end. His only hope is for his trolls to report this to the city so they can shut this down.
Stating the obvious, merely laying planks on a pitched roof does not constitute constructing a balcony and is also not a very good idea. Assuming that's all he's intending to do for flooring here. You'll end up with standing water build up at the top end of the planks, and moisture retention between the planks and the roof surface which will accelerate all kinds of rot and mold. Delicious.
I am curious where he will secure the railing he mentions. The only viable option would be to come down around the guttering and secure to the posts that hold the roof up, because you do not want to punch through a bitumen roof liner and everything around the gutters is unreliable to fasten onto.
On the bright side, it's merely a porch roof. So when he inevitably compromises it's weather tightness it shouldn't have major impact on the integrity of the house.
I can’t tell if it’s sloped but something tells me it’s not fit for a balcony.
