Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[often puzzled]

I've been operating under the assumption that it's her who's pushing for the expensive work instead of the more economical pulling. Medicaid was going to pay for the teeth to be pulled, but she was appealing that from the start (they said no, of course, because it's Medicaid, not your employer's gold-plated policy). She's always like this: she'll tell you about her imaginary MJ conversations in excruciating detail, but when you actually want to know something, like wtf is going on with her teeth, there's scant information shared.

Whatever's going on, she/her parents are spending way too much on dental work, though it's not like she'll be able to inherit a lot of money from her parents without losing her benefits-- so maybe that's the thinking? Who knows.

She's incurred more BlueSky blocks:



And has been added to three new lists:

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Whatever's going on, she/her parents are spending way too much on dental work, though it's not like she'll be able to inherit a lot of money from her parents without losing her benefits-- so maybe that's the thinking? Who knows.

I think it's just her poor parents are bad at saying no to their tard child. Considering her mother has had repeated rounds of cancer, I would be extremely surprised (and dismayed) if they hadn't put together good estate planning in case Mama Frig ended up needing longterm care and had to apply for Medicaid.

And if the estate planning is good, it'll allow for Stapphy to inherit anything she needs in trust, which can preserve her benefits if done right.

The moral of the story is that if they're blowing money on dental work that she's clearly just going to continue to fuck up, just for the sake of spending money on her, they're throwing good money after bad in a big way.

 

[moorhen]

Her dentist will 100% trying to guide her down the path of getting them removed, but she thinks that it’ll make her look bad, which is weird because she has no qualms about sharing that her oral hygiene has been so poor that she needs 8 root canals to attempt to fix them.

It’s also weird because even her front teeth are crumbling like Wensleydale now, and you’d think she’d be more worried about looking like she’s got meth mouth than having dentures.
Most dentures look pretty natural now too, she could actually smile in pictures instead of doing her “I’m weird and mysterious” autism face to hide what she’s done to her mouth out of neglect

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

"I thought they were calling want to fuck children disgusting and I was gonna GO OFF ON THEM but they were talking about poop instead"

The woman who feels the need to share every time she has an unusual bowel movement is suddenly against poop content!

 

[DatBepisTho]

I'm not sure what level of mental Olympics you've gotta be performing at to be able to lament the gun violence of modern America while stanning serial killers, but this is Staph and here we are.

Friendly reminder to just brush your teeth, too.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I know that root canals can fail if an infection manages to get down under the crown and make its way down into the root, and if that's the case a dentist can attempt to redo the root canal OR just extract the tooth. Maybe she's on try 2 for most of these teeth?

I do agree that at a certain point an ethical dentist should probably stop doubling down though. She did say they were going to start doing bridges so she's got to have a decent number of extractions by now.

The answer as to what in God's name is happening to get up a dental bill like that, is actually more simple than it first appears :

Staph did a spell to try to get money back.
Staph did spells to try to cause other people physical harm.
As always these backfire, and I can only assume she put a massive amount of welly into these ones, as follows from how much she hates Big Orange Dad.
That's all we need to know.

Magic.

 

[John Mass Effect]

What the FUCK are they doing to Stapphy's teeth?

Didn't she also mention the need for a bone graft?
I dread to imagine what kind of crack baby genetic mutations, even if combined with egregious daily soda consumption, could have led to this supposed 27k dentist bill. Has she even been brushing her teeth at all?

 

[DatBepisTho]

May be the cost of all those spells not finding their mark and coming back threefold onto the person who cast them, with regards to Staph's rapidly crumbling teeth.

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

Having that much work done on her teeth, quite uncomfortable work that costs a lot of money, then continuing to let her teeth rot and crack… Not changing her habits, her hygiene, not caring in the slightest…the essence of a lolcow indeed, but as a human being, how do you do that to yourself?

How the hell is she eating so much granola with that necro mouth? Yowch!

*Root canals need crowns, and crowns are upwards of $1,000 a pop, so that’s $8k already. Deep multi-surface fillings often end up serving as the post for crowns anyway, so the teeth she didn’t have yoinked or drilled will likely be crowned too.

The fact she got a bridge instead of a cheaper flipper (partial denture) is crazy. I think bridges might be even more expensive than crowns. Implants ($5k+) are out of the question but you can’t put anything past her. There’s also work involved to install a bridge, or at least prep the teeth around it, probably with crowns (assuming every tooth in her mouth is fucked)

So TL;DR I could easily see them charging her that much money, but just as easily I could see her tacking on a few digits just so she has some to keep

*Note: I don’t know anything about New York, nor if she’s getting discounted work, so the exact prices are ???

 

[Pee Your Pants]

The state of her teeth stresses me the fuck out. She's had four root canals so far, but has also mentioned having broken teeth fixed (such as the terrifying Nosferatu one at the front). I guess it all adds up.

A while back I shared a picture of her kitchen table with all her food items on, which people analysed and found that it was 99% cereal and cereal bars. Basically, the combo of eating what's essentially gravel and downing sodas all day will fuck a crack baby's mouth up. She often talks about buying crates of soda at a time, so she chugs through a lot. There was that horrendous statement about her only drinking 'one thing of water' a day, and she has talked about her dry mouth, so her mouth must be rancid and I doubt she brushes, nevermind flosses.

Obviously, there's also all the teeth grinding, and once again I don't know why she wasn't fitted for a mouth guard to curb all the dental work she now needs. Her dentist is rinsing her for money, but she rather pay out because she's a snob who doesn't want to be like one of those poor disabled people with awful teeth.

Ebegging for $17k is cheeky, because you know her parents are going to pay for it anyway. No one will donate, but if she got any donations, she will just pocket it for herself.

Anyway.

Lol please get troon tattooed across your knuckles. It would be the most retarded tattoo she could get, but would be a great bonus indicator to others to stay away. Weird how she takes offense at the word 'loon' but not 'goon', although we know she loves using that word.

It's always been bad for me

Good god girl, give it a rest lol. I can't wait to hear her thoughts when she sees the biopic.

 

[Quack_Quack]

That could still have been an interesting gimmick, if she'd run with it.

Possessed by the Ghost of Michael Jackson, except he visibly changes colors depending on whether he's Good Michael who I guess likes animals or something, or Evil Michael who makes you traumatize tweens on DeviantArt. The vitiligo visibly receding as he burns with a halo of dark fire turns into Black Michael, typing the n-word and apparently raping her in the spirit realm.

Syncretize him with Loki's daughter Hel, so she can retcon Michael Jackson into being a spirit-relative and not a husband (the Mrs. White MJ really is the hardest sell she has). The more she can incorporate old characters into new religions, the less to keep track of.

I'm eternally disappointed at how bad Stephanie is at remembering her lore and/or managing her brand.

No, as she'd add Hel into the incest rapeseed harem.

current one where Jeffrey Dahmer has a totally complicit boyfriend who knows he murders people and it still does not keep him from murdering people despite that fact that him being lonely and misunderstood is Stapphy's entire thesis for why it's okay

Isn't this the boyfriend who's traumatised by Chernobyl?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Lol please get troon tattooed across your knuckles. It would be the most retarded tattoo she could get, but would be a great bonus indicator to others to stay away. Weird how she takes offense at the word 'loon' but not 'goon', although we know she loves using that word

There she goes with that ~cultural appropriation~ again... iirc the 'goon' part of troon isn't the colloquialism of being a gross sexual degenerate (even if that's accurate), it refers to a user of SomethingAwful. And furthermore, you're not a troon, Srapphy. You're a pooner. Female tranny, not male.

 

[JaneThough]

The state of her teeth stresses me the fuck out. She's had four root canals so far, but has also mentioned having broken teeth fixed (such as the terrifying Nosferatu one at the front). I guess it all adds up.

A while back I shared a picture of her kitchen table with all her food items on, which people analysed and found that it was 99% cereal and cereal bars. Basically, the combo of eating what's essentially gravel and downing sodas all day will fuck a crack baby's mouth up. She often talks about buying crates of soda at a time, so she chugs through a lot. There was that horrendous statement about her only drinking 'one thing of water' a day, and she has talked about her dry mouth, so her mouth must be rancid and I doubt she brushes, nevermind flosses.

Obviously, there's also all the teeth grinding, and once again I don't know why she wasn't fitted for a mouth guard to curb all the dental work she now needs. Her dentist is rinsing her for money, but she rather pay out because she's a snob who doesn't want to be like one of those poor disabled people with awful teeth.

Ebegging for $17k is cheeky, because you know her parents are going to pay for it anyway. No one will donate, but if she got any donations, she will just pocket it for herself.

Anyway.
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Lol please get troon tattooed across your knuckles. It would be the most retarded tattoo she could get, but would be a great bonus indicator to others to stay away. Weird how she takes offense at the word 'loon' but not 'goon', although we know she loves using that word.

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Good god girl, give it a rest lol. I can't wait to hear her thoughts when she sees the biopic.

Is she aware she’s posting on her foundation’s page?

 

[Aunt Carol]

There she goes with that ~cultural appropriation~ again... iirc the 'goon' part of troon isn't the colloquialism of being a gross sexual degenerate (even if that's accurate), it refers to a user of SomethingAwful. And furthermore, you're not a troon, Srapphy. You're a pooner. Female tranny, not male.

Yup, it's SA goons, not mafia goons. Learn queer history, Stephanie.

...You know, SA has been hyperpozzed for years now. If Stephanie could scrape together $10, she could shitpost in one of the most trans-friendly fora around, and--and this is the key for Stephanie--she could stolen valor all the stories of "old SomethingAwful" back when they were edgy and/or culturally influential.

She'd love that. All the hints she likes to drop about being hot for dead serial killers, all the threats about super-real spells she's going to cast on elected officials. Stephanie wants to be seen as smart and edgy, while also reaping the benefits of being a tenderqueer. She's probably IRL terrified of 4chan, but if she started posting on the 30-year-old troon-haven that is SA, she'd never shut up about it.

 

[space man]

Her pooner gel or however the fuck she's using to turn herself into a nasty hairy abomination will also cause call kinds of hell to the mouth. That along with her non-existent hygiene are why she needs eight root canals. The part that makes me rather mati is that she's most likely on Medicaid so our tax dollars are paying for those chompers. If I am not mistaken New York Medicaid now covers one RC per tooth per lifetime. There were significant changes to the program in 2024 which does make this sudden enormous dental journey make sense. One can only hope that the permanent crowns are not laid correctly and/or pop off much quicker due to her shoveling the equivalent of gravel into her little butthole mouth.

It is disgusting that she most likely gets far better medical coverage due to being a professional welfare queen tard than any of us get for having actual big girl jobs. We're punished for being productive while that beanbag with a pulse is rewarded for being a drain to society in every conceivable way. Apologies for the mati- the more I think about this, the more rustled my jimmies become.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

that beanbag with a pulse

It's all worth it for inspiring literary brilliance like this because I have so many people I have to interact with for work who are now getting described this way. Holy shit, I nearly choked on my drink.

 

[space man]

It's all worth it for inspiring literary brilliance like this because I have so many people I have to interact with for work who are now getting described this way. Holy shit, I nearly choked on my drink.

I'm glad I could make you laugh! In her weird lolki larp video- those salmon slappers on her knees legit make her look like a beanbag.

Also poor null discovering the womb wizard on the most recent mati.. lol. I was so amused at his shock to 1800 pages. Staph is truly a niche gem.

 

[The Salt Mines]

Good god girl, give it a rest lol. I can't wait to hear her thoughts when she sees the biopic

I'm low-key dying that her poor friend Jay is now the thumbnail image for anything she posts.

 

[AfghanBlue]

The state of her teeth stresses me the fuck out. She's had four root canals so far, but has also mentioned having broken teeth fixed (such as the terrifying Nosferatu one at the front). I guess it all adds up.

A while back I shared a picture of her kitchen table with all her food items on, which people analysed and found that it was 99% cereal and cereal bars. Basically, the combo of eating what's essentially gravel and downing sodas all day will fuck a crack baby's mouth up. She often talks about buying crates of soda at a time, so she chugs through a lot. There was that horrendous statement about her only drinking 'one thing of water' a day, and she has talked about her dry mouth, so her mouth must be rancid and I doubt she brushes, nevermind flosses.

Obviously, there's also all the teeth grinding, and once again I don't know why she wasn't fitted for a mouth guard to curb all the dental work she now needs. Her dentist is rinsing her for money, but she rather pay out because she's a snob who doesn't want to be like one of those poor disabled people with awful teeth.

Ebegging for $17k is cheeky, because you know her parents are going to pay for it anyway. No one will donate, but if she got any donations, she will just pocket it for herself.

Anyway.
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Lol please get troon tattooed across your knuckles. It would be the most retarded tattoo she could get, but would be a great bonus indicator to others to stay away. Weird how she takes offense at the word 'loon' but not 'goon', although we know she loves using that word.

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Good god girl, give it a rest lol. I can't wait to hear her thoughts when she sees the biopic.

Hey now, don't forget the eternal cough sweets in her mouth... I was gonna say 16 hours a day, but she recently posted about nearly choking on one in her sleep, so gonna give it 22hr.
Ill give her the grace of the 2 hours grazing on other shit she does, but you know she'd not taking them out while she guzzles the fizz.
It's a real tooth party in there.

Imagine how tiny her borthole mouth is gona look when she finally gets them all yanked, on the occasions when she takes her falsies out.
From anus to pinprick.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I'm low-key dying that her poor friend Jay is now the thumbnail image for anything she posts.

The more I think about it, the more absurdly funny it gets. Imagine your ex friend writing a pedo defence essay and whenever they post the link to it on social media it has your face attached, like you're the one who wrote it. What a grim punishment. It gets more absurd when you realise the pedo defense essay is about an African American man that she larped as online.

Ah Stephanie! Hiding her pedo thoughts behind digital blackface once again!

(I think her blog posts generate a thumbnail based on the last image she uploaded to it. Hopefully she will include a new image in her next post to free Jay from this curse.)