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Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
Oh my god, Stephanie, shut uppp. How the hell does she write so much about random shit that only happened in her head? I mean, I know the answer is that she's got nothing else going on so all of her made up relationship drama with MJ and some serial killers and Heath Ledger are super serious to her. She's pushing 40 and she's explaining to the internet how much her imaginary friends don't like each other. I never could have thought up such a pathetic type of person. All of this also to avoid taking responsibility for grooming a bunch of teenage girls. Just admit you liked messing with them gullible kids, that would more respectable than this continued astral plane marriage bullshit.
Also whoever she was slapfighting with on her PAPST account is totally in the right. It's offensive as hell that she considers birth defects and disorders as making a person less than. Sounds pretty ableist, Steph!
Lol WHAT? I missed spicy Staph lore like this. Even back in the day I really had no idea what was going on. Does she actually mean living MJ? Or is she referring to that fat pedophile woman from the deviant art days? I don’t even know what to think.
Oh my god, Stephanie, shut uppp. How the hell does she write so much about random shit that only happened in her head? I mean, I know the answer is that she's got nothing else going on so all of her made up relationship drama with MJ and some serial killers and Heath Ledger are super serious to her. She's pushing 40 and she's explaining to the internet how much her imaginary friends don't like each other. I never could have thought up such a pathetic type of person. All of this also to avoid taking responsibility for grooming a bunch of teenage girls. Just admit you liked messing with them gullible kids, that would more respectable than this continued astral plane marriage bullshit.
Also whoever she was slapfighting with on her PAPST account is totally in the right. It's offensive as hell that she considers birth defects and disorders as making a person less than. Sounds pretty ableist, Steph!
It’s tasteless for her to post her insane fanfiction as some sort of serious character evidence when victims of MJ are still coming forward. It’s even more tasteless when you remember she also groomed children using MJ as a lure. A normal person would find it disturbing that they were attracted to a succession of gay pedophiles. They also wouldn’t keep reminding the world of it.
This is what peak lolcow looks like.
(I love the smirking selfie, because you just know she thinks she looks like Tom Hiddleston in it.)
Lol, LMAO even. I kinda feel like I'd rather be whatever kind of half sentient scromit-monster that they're picturing than someone posting bullshit sob stories, airing details of my gross financial illiteracy, and desperately showing my ass about all my most embarrassing personal drama (fabricated or not) to the general online public, all to bolster attempts at begging for some pity-shekels, while openly refusing to consider any kind of employment as an option.
In other words, there is more honor in scromiting than choosing to exist as a genital wart on the scrotum of humanity.
Poor Peetie. Probably a good thing she wasn't there, because she would stress everyone out and we would never hear the end of how traumatic it was for her
When Siggy was flipping out during a claw trim or after Staph let her outside, Staph's presence served only as an active irritant that accomplished nothing besides make a stressful situation orders of magnitude worse and then endlessly self-victimize about it while showing zero gratitude to the people who actually resolved the problem for her (even though it was at least partially her fault). Thankfully the Cianfriglias didn't allow their pet tard to make Peetie's final vet trip into a stressful and terrifying ordeal and let him go in peace.
I'm probably misreading this somehow, but Staph's reply here sounds pretty fucking racist lol. Like she's saying "yeah, my ancestral homeland has the same problem, but it's white people so I have faith they'll have the work ethic and ingenuity to find a workable solution. Unlike you dumb ass niggers who are just going to stand there with your dicks in your hands doing nothing about it. Yup, you're fucked alright, lol. Literally nobody cares btw, but since I'm actually a uniquely magnanimous white person, uh, thoughts and prayers."
The kicker is the "Some lives are more valuable than others" at the end. Fucking savage Staph goddamn hahaha
Even with the mention of "drugs" I'm pretty sure Staph still believes this is a conversation about caffeine and green tea pre-workout capsules and shit. The dark web even has stuff that you can't buy off an infomercial!
oh God, I almost forgot about Stephanie
Anyway, she's not talking about Lisa Marie Presley or Debbie Rowe, Michael's actual wives here. She was the medium for Michael's ghost and he got married to Katie in a Cherokee spirit bonding ritual (which I had drawn art of when I was involved in all of this back in November 2010)
Then, since Stephanie was spending more time with Michael by virtue of writing for him, they had an affair together, and that's the first affair she's talking about. I'm not 100% sure who the second young woman/wife is, but I'm pretty sure the first one is Katie. The second one could've been Autumn Agnew or Cierra Price/Jackson, those are the only other women I can remember who claimed to have channeled "Peter"/Michael back when all this was going on. Autumn had claimed to be a penpal of Michael's when he was alive, and Cierra was an abused teenager who was going to run away from home and go live in New York with Michael and Katie. That clearly never happened, praise the lord, and I'm sure wherever Cierra is she's probably living a normal adult life by now.
It's a little insane coming back to the MJ ghost lore after all this time, especially with the new Nordic retconning. I like how Stephanie's self-diagnosed Michael with BPD and some kind of "shadow self" possession/haunting thing. This line stands out to me:
What I do know is that he has hurt both myself and my two spirit spouses deeply. I’m also attempting to repair my relationship with my metamour, who was previously married to him.
I can't remember if he was poly-married to Richard Ramirez or Dahmer, it was Dahmer, right? Which ghost is important enough not only to marry Michael Jackson, but Loki and Stephanie directly?? lmao
I think both? Though I’m not sure which one she’s referring to. MJ was ghost-banging Dahmer in between astral child support payments and even ran away with him, but Dahmer is married to Steph, so I don’t think he’d be considered a metamour (if my understanding of this fuckass concept is correct). I only say Ramirez because she had an unfinished fic where he and MJ fell in love, and Staph has taken to him being an occasional fling rather than a ~lover~.
Then, since Stephanie was spending more time with Michael by virtue of writing for him, they had an affair together, and that's the first affair she's talking about.
So when Michael and Katie got married, was Staph playing the part of Michael at that time, or was Katie playing the part while also engaging as herself?
The thought of all these women going "umm ACTUALLY he was channeling through ME last night and says WE are ghost married now" like a bunch of six-year-olds playing pretend is just so funny, except for the part where vulnerable and mentally ill minors were involved. It's like Snapewives, but weirder because it's a real person.
I think both? Though I’m not sure which one she’s referring to. MJ was ghost-banging Dahmer in between astral child support payments and even ran away with him, but Dahmer is married to Steph, so I don’t think he’d be considered a metamour (if my understanding of this fuckass concept is correct). I only say Ramirez because she had an unfinished fic where he and MJ fell in love, and Staph has taken to him being an occasional fling rather than a ~lover~.
So when Michael and Katie got married, was Staph playing the part of Michael at that time, or was Katie playing the part while also engaging as herself?
Stephanie was Michael and Katie was herself, but everybody claimed they could channel him privately irl off the Internet. I remember trying and failing, which is when I started to realize this might all be bullshit.
NOOOoooo nooo, Michiie wasn't a wife of Michael's. It was very much a father/daughter type relationship, that's where all the "daddy" crap came in. Michiie had an awful family irl and her parents were divorced, so "Michael" (i.e Stephanie) swooped in where Michiie had that weakness and subsumed a surrogate father role, except, y'know, in an extremely inappropriate way where sometimes they also flirted or talked about sexual things and got into horrible fights online.
It feels extremely fitting for me that now Steph is only in her thirties, arguably the prime of life, living alone in squalor, tweeting pathetically into the void, desperate for connection and not finding any.
The half-full case appears to be this tea. The stylized R is the same:
This brand does a Morgan Wallen special blend. If I'm not mistaken, he's one of those ultra-right country singers who's always causing a stir, so I don't know why our Steffles would support this brand (I mean, I do, but it's bad optics).
ALT: A nonbinary transmasc person wearing a ritual robe with a hood and string around their neck. He's looking at the camera out from under the hood with a small smirk.
I'm very fond of how extra special needs this particular photo is. You know that loads of people are careful to be extra-polite to someone who looks like that.
Don't do that, dumbass. Or use a spam-collecting email. All this talk about her parents abusing her and teaching her bad habits, and this is the first one I see... and she's cool with it.
This is the kind of story that makes me wonder what her parents said versus what Stephanie heard. I picture her mom saying something like: "you need to watch out for bargains on paper products, because they're obscenely overpriced. Toilet paper won't spoil, so grab some extra when there's a good deal." And I picture Stephanie translating that to "always enter your email address in the pop-ups you get on bougie tea and mall sword websites."
The excruciating detail in the MJ stuff breaks my brain, but I do love her super-serious tone . . . which she reserves for all this stuff that happened only in her head.
Editing to add: that living room is bad. When and if her dad stops cleaning up for her, she's going to get into actual hoarder territory. And she clearly doesn't see the current state of things as a problem, which doesn't bode well. Poor Siggy can't even walk because of how much things are shifting around.
That's why he was so out of character. It makes total sense! Gyro knows their story is shit because no one would figure all of that out other wise. Only liars need to fill in the gaps of logic in their story.
they are a remnant of one of my past lives. My past incarnation as a muspel, or fire jötun from Múspellheimr, can be drawn out using sexual energy, and then acts like an autonomous tulpa.
I'm absolutely LOVING the analysis of the MJ afterlife relationship drama. We are truly blessed by having @Chromeo here. I have this vague memory of Staph writing about MJ and Lisa Marie fucking in a bush.
All old people are just autistic, I guess.
Fucking gross.
'We'll buy a tablet.'
Sadly I couldn't find the slapfight
'I'll try and find a pen to write their names down, but I doubt they'll fit on my porch anyway, so meh.'
Remember how she had four root canals...?
Jesus fucking Christ. It would cheaper and easier to knock them all out and fit her with dentures.
Nope!
Please do.
Hope Mama Frig is doing well.
They're not cults you're buying fake shrooms from, just scams dressed up with mystical nonsense.
Are there any snake oil peyote tinctures out there for Staph to larp with?
I doubt there's a man alive called Stephanie.
Yeah, show some respect, whitey.
In a reddit thread about trans musicians:
When she wrote that the blog was down, it was not. She obviously wasn't feeling in the mood to get dogpiled. Jacquin has now released FOUR AI generated albums about Jeffrey Dahmer.
It was a quiet, private decision — one that went largely unremarked in the coverage that followed. But Jeffrey Dahmer said it himself: he did not want to see people’s faces. The shame was too great. And so he sat through the most public moment of his life in a deliberate blur, the courtroom softened at its edges, the eyes of strangers mercifully indistinct.
That detail tells you more about who he was than almost anything else in the documented record.
Oh, I don't know. I think taking a selfie whilst you're shitting and posting it online is telling (I tried to find it in the thread to remind everyone of it, but maybe my failure to find it again is for the best).
No, you clown. Especially because we know the vibrator in question is one of those non-insertable rose clit stimulators.
The artwork is hilariously bad, but NSFW, so I put it under a spoiler for all you bad fanart lovers.
Those shoulders.
NEWS JUST IN: She has started her ebegging for dental costs. Link.
Title is self explanatory. I'm a disabled nonbinary and intersex person who has had to pay $17,000 out of pocket thus far for my dental work, and I'm running out of money. So, maybe you can help!
She's either lying in this fundraiser or that dentist is a greedy bastard. I know that some dentists will try really hard to save someone's teeth if they're relatively young, but $27,000 worth of dental work on someone who lives off of benefits and parental assistance is insane. Dentures would increase her quality of life far more than medical debt.
When would she have ever had $17000 to pay out of pocket? Her parents? Does she mean her parents are running out of money? Money they should be using to enjoy their lives as retired, ill, empty nesters? This makes no sense.
Edit: Sorry @Pee Your Pants, I didn't see your edit before making my little rant.
Editing to add: that living room is bad. When and if her dad stops cleaning up for her, she's going to get into actual hoarder territory. And she clearly doesn't see the current state of things as a problem, which doesn't bode well. Poor Siggy can't even walk because of how much things are shifting around.
"I thought they were calling want to fuck children disgusting and I was gonna GO OFF ON THEM but they were talking about poop instead"
Stapphy, I don't know how to tell you how incredibly fucked in the head it is that you think scat is a worse attraction than FUCKING CHILDREN.
Re: the dental situation, one of my best friends got dealt a really brutal hand with regards to teeth (dude grew up in the South, aka sweet tea central, in a family that lived paycheck to paycheck and had no health or dental insurance). He's only recently been able to actually tackle the situation because his family wasn't able to help and it was at the point where it kind of needed to all be done at once. They just got done yanking twenty teeth and will be doing bridges/partials on the solid teeth that remain. I admittedly haven't pryed much about it because I know he's got a lot of anxiety about it all, but iirc he said the cost for all that was going to be about $10k. Ten. She's saying her total work is supposed to be 27.
This is an extra deranged thing to post imo. The woman behind this gooner account (I assume by username) is not going to let you fuck her, you fat incel.
PL: dental work
I had 2 root canals less than a year apart (like a poor person with bad teeth, apparently) and her estimate on 8 overall (!!! what the FUCK) is not that farfetched for someone without insurance.
However, I feel like at "four more" her dentist would be recommending something else be done, as in dentures because she has ruined her teeth beyond saving. Or. She's lying. She could not handle the pain without bitching about it every day. The way she casually drops news about all these dental procedures like nbd but can't let go of her dad telling her to shave one time... something's not right. Her parents would not be buying her a recliner if they had to foot the bill on 4 previous root canals.
However, I feel like at "four more" her dentist would be recommending something else be done, as in dentures because she has ruined her teeth beyond saving.
I know that root canals can fail if an infection manages to get down under the crown and make its way down into the root, and if that's the case a dentist can attempt to redo the root canal OR just extract the tooth. Maybe she's on try 2 for most of these teeth?
I do agree that at a certain point an ethical dentist should probably stop doubling down though. She did say they were going to start doing bridges so she's got to have a decent number of extractions by now.
girl I'm not even that classy, I traced it off someone else's shit on DeviantArt LMAO
