🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[Oranges]

https://x.com/j3lte/status/2051730881836962292?s=20

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In development the live chat tracker

The heavy handed moderation is just going to make more of a sport out of trolling. Like Ashton said on last night's stream people have already been showing high energy creativity in trolling him, and some are adopting more subtle and subversive tactics in the live chat. It'll become taxing on the poor jannies to try and rapidly assess who's a troll and who isn't if everyone is forced to be more subtle and testing of the unwritten rules.

I tuned out ten minutes in and stopped looking for things to screen grab, but this confused boomer caught my eye. It actually sounds like something I'd post if I were satirizing one of his boomer audience members, so I give it a 20-40% chance of being just that as you never know. But it's funnier if real.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

https://x.com/j3lte/status/2051730881836962292?s=20

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In development the live chat tracker

A useful tool that could be rolled out for other streamers as well.

 

[RMQualtrough]

I don't know if Mel actually sees the chat but the mods let this guy spam for like 10 minutes straight and Mel was visibly swallowing and looking glassy eyed. But it could also be yawning from how boring Jeremy is.

 

[Pill Cosby]

JEREMY NOOOOOOOO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO OWN THE HATERS NOT SHIT YOUR PANTS

In the wild many animals use feces as a form of defense, offense or just to mark their territory. I will let you decide why he does it.

 

[SFODevsMassiveGunt]

The heavy handed moderation is just going to make more of a sport out of trolling. Like Ashton said on last night's stream people have already been showing high energy creativity in trolling him, and some are adopting more subtle and subversive tactics in the live chat. It'll become taxing on the poor jannies to try and rapidly assess who's a troll and who isn't if everyone is forced to be more subtle and testing of the unwritten rules.

I tuned out ten minutes in and stopped looking for things to screen grab, but this confused boomer caught my eye. It actually sounds like something I'd post if I were satirizing one of his boomer audience members, so I give it a 20-40% chance of being just that as you never know. But it's funnier if real.

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Subtle gaslight trolling will result in him banning actual supporters. Beautiful.

 

[GenuineSunset]

"surely this will get them to stop!" (RumBULL)



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And here are some comments from today's livestream that will likely get jannied up. (RumBULL)

 

[Zyklon C]

In the wild many animals use feces as a form of defense, offense or just to mark their territory. I will let you decide why he does it.

"Rich, have you ever heard of the King Shit? It's a shit that lures other shits to its cave, and then shits on them...."

 

[Jannycide_Now]

Takes days off of posting, only to come back hoping that dicksucking Jim will help him win the drama war.

Jer, I know you probably read this thread daily, so I'm gonna give you some free advice. Dicksucking Jim won't help you, and it's for the very reason why it may actually work: Jim has become a whiny moralfag who isn't funny or interesting. If he did come to defend you, all that would happen is make him look even worse than he does now.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Jer ended the show an hour early.

He said there was no point talking anymore since no news, so he'll 'give us back an hour'.

Seeya Tomorrow!

he should have talked about his weekend

 

[The Secret Sauce]

he should have talked about his weekend

He unironically did. He told us all that his weekend was shut because of gas prices.

 

[Bullooo]

Wow, I am actually starting to think HCB might not come back.

Things are worse than ever for Jer. Maybe time for Summer break.




Also wasn't Mother's Day sales the most important day of the year and the day that makes or breaks all coffee businesses according to Jer last year when he needed hundreds of thousands of dollars to save Coffee Brand Coffee? Has he mentioned it at all this year?

 

[Nibbles]

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Gotta be a parody.

Banning people who ask about HCB is completely insane, because his theoretical actual fans would care when 1/3 of the show just goes missing.

 

[Nibbles]

When the felting is 50% subtle, it will get 50% downvotes. But I see you Mars bro, I picked up those code words.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

I don't know if Mel actually sees the chat but the mods let this guy spam for like 10 minutes straight and Mel was visibly swallowing and looking glassy eyed. But it could also be yawning from how boring Jeremy is.

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homegirl has a tragic case of notitis holy shit

 

[Bullooo]

Jer ended the show an hour early.

He said there was no point talking anymore since no news, so he'll 'give us back an hour'.

Seeya Tomorrow!

"No news"


Literally bombs being dropped in the middle east.

Someone tried to shoot the president again yesterday.

Some plane fell out of the sky on a highway again.

Met Gala drama surrounding conservative backlash (gay as fuck but exactly up Jer's alley)


that's just off the top of my head.

 

[RMQualtrough]

One of the dents said this "Mike Benz" guy on Twitter put out a supportive message for Jeremy. Jeremy didn't know who he was, apparently. I've never heard of him either but some of the figures I follow follow him also so he must be at least as successful as Cog.

 

[Irregardless]

I don't know if Mel actually sees the chat but the mods let this guy spam for like 10 minutes straight and Mel was visibly swallowing and looking glassy eyed. But it could also be yawning from how boring Jeremy is.

@Brittany’s latest ex is literally the only person this could be.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

HE STOPPED EARLY
HE DOESNT HAVE ANY TOPICS OF CONVERSATION
HE IS FATIRED
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Ozarkium]

"No news"


Literally bombs being dropped in the middle east.

Someone tried to shoot the president again yesterday.

Some plane fell out of the sky on a highway again.

Met Gala drama surrounding conservative backlash (gay as fuck but exactly up Jer's alley)


that's just off the top of my head.

I think "No news" is jerespeak for time to fire up the search engine for "forced cream pies + brie larson + feet pix"


and REMEMBER OUT THERE.. just because ya been chat banned DOESN'T STOP YOU from hittin the !!!

Have a GREAT WEEKEND!

 

[Oranges]

One of the dents said this "Mike Benz" guy on Twitter put out a supportive message for Jeremy. Jeremy didn't know who he was, apparently. I've never heard of him either but some of the figures I follow follow him also so he must be at least as successful as Cog.

I'm not following politics much lately because it's so miserable, but I'd say it qualifies as being pretty low info for a guy who is supposed to be a right wing commentator like Jer to not know who Mike Benz is. I recognize the name because he had high effort content analyzing the structure and nature of the deep state going around, and talks about the Epstein files. Not a Cog nobody, gets rewtweeted by a lot of conservative and MAGA accounts, gets invites on bigger political shows. If he were invited to be a guest on Jer's stream I think he would decline.

Good move for Jer to felt him by asking "who?" to someone like that showing support.