Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Mr. Racewar1488]

No it is relevant in this situation. Watch the video below and tell me thats not how Iran is acting.


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Iran right now:



UAE defenses have intercepted 19 drones and missiles so far today.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

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14x New NOTAMs issued for the United Arab Emirates

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Syria condemns Iran for attacking UAE.

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Israeli security officials asses that the ceasefire will collapse within hours.

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Iranian hacker group Handala "hacked" the Fujairah Port before the missile attack.

Its weird seeing Syria on our side now. So Iran seriously thought it was a good idea to bomb the UAE just because of us escorting the ships?

 

[Total Annihilation]

https://x.com/i/status/2051324195519246826

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I love the new auto-dubbing
XD

GET YOUR ASSES TO NAVY RECRUITMENT CENTERS BOISE

 

[AMHOLIO]

you have to admit they look like they are having fun, not a cell phone in site, just people living in the moment
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This image tempts me to use AI to create a version of "Fortunate Son" but with lyrics in Farsi and Sitars instead of John Fogerty's iconic guitar lick.

What's the halal version of the Hawaii 5-0 theme? I always hear it every time I see a picture of their sped speedboats.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth
Please show us the video of the Iranian Spedboat crew drowning
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, do what has to be done

 

[Ghostse]

You might want to thaw the cake, @Ghostse. The time appears nigh.

I JUST PUT IT BACK IN THE FREEZER YOU FUCKING MONSTERS

Plus, I doubt Trump would implement B&PP Day while the market is open.
I'm still surprised he initiated this on a Monday to begin with, rather than last Saturday.

Trump expected Iran to take their cucking quietly and sit in their cuck chairs and seethe. He'd get a yuge market high as the strait reopens, hence Monday. Iran is up ending that.

It takes time to get assets ready. If Trump orders air strikes expect them within 24 to 48 hours.

Its not a direct attack on the US or Jews; its not a clear-cut ceasefire violation so there is going to be discussion about how to respond.

Looking like Iran solved the hand wringing for us. They want to throw down.

IRGC wants Bridge and power plant day more than I do, g/d.

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Iran is apparently chimping out at the UAE rn. Air defense systems activated, explosions reported

Iran is so fucking pathetic and scared that they can't even bring themselves to actually fire at us.
They have to aim at UAE civilian targets instead.

"We will erase Israel & the US from the map"
blows up neighboring arabs
That tracks with arab military competence.

I'm so sick of this brownoid cope argument. If they couldn't do shit in the first week of the war when they were at 100% capacity and readiness what makes you think them climbing back from 5% up to 7% is going to be some massive gamechanger?

Its also not like their missile cities have moved. We can put another JDAM in the entrance again. We have more, thye aren't any less accurate than last month.

If Iran's plan was to make something happen while US markets are open, they seem to have succeeded.

They made the line go down, on a monday no less. Its not as bad as touching our boats, but Iran is about to get a fucking.

What the fuck is trump waiting for. Fucking weak ass motherfucker.

Markets to close, like always.

Random thought I had... I wonder why Iran never published the feed video of their successful strike that killed the 6 soldiers. They are so desperate for wins that they AI videos about planes being hit, pilots being captured, ships being blown up. And yet their solitary actually successful lethal hit of the war they sit on. Maybe they are afraid some Ukraine style ACK video would do more harm than good and galvanize the American public for gloves off revenge, but that would only really make sense if the Iranian government were sober calculating pragmatists which if they were they would not be in this position in the first place.

Afaik it was a series of drone attacks. Maybe I'm just crazy and they were missiles instead?

I'm still wondering why they never published footage of shooting down that F-15E.

tl;dr: Both were luck not skill.
F-15 was a MANPAD, drone strike was unmanned on GPS approach. There was no video because neither was expected to be significant.

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ADS-B is all fucked from GPS jamming. Unless there's about a dozen airliners all flying on top of each other in the Gulf of Oman.

Its Arab pilots so I can't say its impossible.

It's because Witkoff is a real estate goon.
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Simply put, even if we were facing Heinlein's Arachnids you'd have Witkoff going "okay but give me one more chance to make a deal, I just know we can cut a sweet deal!"

Also because if he makes a deal, he will be famous.

Youre Canadian your opinion here is null and void.

After Iran we need to have the Day of the Rake.

I love that there's only like four guys wearing life vests in that image, including the guy sitting on top of the cabin roof. He better hope they don't need to take any rapid evasion action while he's up there.

Civilians or "important" officers. You'll see the same on CG or navy missions a lot, where they will force people "not trained" to wear live vests just in case they go over the side.

I like how they've chosen to camouflage their boats brown, it must make spotting them from the air extremely easy on blue water.

Its so the brown crew can blend into the ship.

Seriously, To be needlessly fair to Iran:
The boats are mostly stored on land or the beach, and are operating in a narrow channel where you never lose sight of the shoreline, so they to be commo'd "horizontal" to blend in with the shoreline.
Its still dumb but there is a logic to it.

F-22s over Jerusalem

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LMAO. Look at that, westoid. A civilian was able to get a picture of your "stealth jet". Lol. NATO BTFO.
You've never seen any pictures of an Su-57 flying anywhere. That's what real stealth looks like.

Axios, so the source is shaky at best

Reminder Axios is Jeets.

>Israeli ballwashes his own country
NO HECKIN WAY

He has spent too much time about Libs; supporting your own country is a foreign idea to him.

Hear me out, Operation Goatse. Gonna open that Strait of Hormuz wide.

Name it after @Ghostse as thanks for all his effort posts.

Iran probably hates the UAE more than they hate Israel right now.

The restoration of free civilian traffic through the strait will be accomplished by Operation Hello - aka Bridge and Power Plant Day - and will be lead by USN's top fighter ace, a mysterious figure known for national security reasons only known as the Ghostse of Hormuz.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Four KC-135s currently operating near the Strait.


Trump doesn't think this violated the ceasefire. Or he's waiting until we have bombers in the air to announce that it actually was a breach.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

Whatever happens next, just don't troon out at the last minute and redeem with a gay nigger "talks". It's over. Rape them into paleolithic

P.S. lmao stickercel mad

 

[Snekposter]

Trump doesn't think this violated the ceasefire. Or he's waiting until we have bombers in the air to announce that it actually was a breach.

"As a contingency proposal in case Iran acted further I ordered bombers in the air, and after doing so and upon further consultation with my advisors and our strategic partners in the region it was decided that it was in fact a violation of the ceasefire on Iran's part. Accordingly, I have just signed an executive order that declares the nation of Iran illegal. The bombing begins in fifteen minutes, folks. You're not gonna want to miss a second of it."

 

[Unredacted TND]

Trump doesn't think this violated the ceasefire

They only hurt pajeets. It's not worth it.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

The bombing begins in fifteen minutes."

*15 minutes ago

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Trump doesn't think this violated the ceasefire. Or he's waiting until we have bombers in the air to announce that it actually was a breach.

Its 11:45 PM in Tehran now. The US knew this would provoke an Iranian response, the question is how much is Iran going to chimp out that their leverage is slipping away from them? Oil markets are already spiraling now.

 

[StudMccool]

decided to do a little more digging into the IRGCS vaunted speed broat navy

some of them seriously are just boston whalers with DHSKS on the front


i found the worst job in the Iranian navy, they call this guy "the can opener"


Ok this one actually made me chuckle, I was so confident it was AI, only to find it was posted BY THE IRAN FRONT PAGE LOL

Source

the title of the article this picture comes from is "Iran claims new boats have Radar evading stealth tech" ready to see their 6th gen boat?

Source, Im not kidding at all
the dang anti radar tech was so expensive they couldent afford a flag, 1 like equals 1 Iranian flag for their boston whaler

LMAO, no flag and no DHSK


its rough out here in the Iranian navy, got no guns, no flags, no bitches, its terrible!

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Trump doesn't think this violated the ceasefire.

It should be noted that this report came from the same guy that Trump called out today for lying about the attempted assassination the other night.

Source | Archive

Source

 

[Snekposter]

decided to do a little more digging into the IRGCS vaunted speed broat navy

some of them seriously are just boston whalers with DHSKS on the front
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i found the worst job in the Iranian navy, they call this guy "the can opener"
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Ok this one actually made me chuckle, I was so confident it was AI, only to find it was posted BY THE IRAN FRONT PAGE LOL
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Source

the title of the article this picture comes from is "Iran claims new boats have Radar evading stealth tech" ready to see their 6th gen boat?
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Source, Im not kidding at all
the dang anti radar tech was so expensive they couldent afford a flag, 1 like equals 1 Iranian flag for their boston whaler

LMAO, no flag and no DHSK
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its rough out here in the Iranian navy, got no guns, no flags, no bitches, its terrible!

Hey, you finally noticed how fake and gay their "navy" is.

 

[gernig]

decided to do a little more digging into the IRGCS vaunted speed broat navy

some of them seriously are just boston whalers with DHSKS on the front
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i found the worst job in the Iranian navy, they call this guy "the can opener"
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Ok this one actually made me chuckle, I was so confident it was AI, only to find it was posted BY THE IRAN FRONT PAGE LOL
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Source

the title of the article this picture comes from is "Iran claims new boats have Radar evading stealth tech" ready to see their 6th gen boat?
Wyświetl załącznik 8957579
Source, Im not kidding at all
the dang anti radar tech was so expensive they couldent afford a flag, 1 like equals 1 Iranian flag for their boston whaler

LMAO, no flag and no DHSK
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its rough out here in the Iranian navy, got no guns, no flags, no bitches, its terrible!

At this point i'm convinced that the somali nigger pirates are more equipped than the IRGCS Navy

 

[NoStepOnSnake]

Hey, you finally noticed how fake and gay their "navy" is.

Their navy is so strong a couple of drunk fisherman where I live could probably beat them.

If its night time and they don't have night vision the random burgermeister can take NV precision shots with his "no more boats" 50 cal.

 

[StudMccool]

Hey, you finally noticed how fake and gay their "navy" is.

listen I know you think they suck but if you can look at this and think anything other than "Hell yea" then we are just looking at 2 diffrent pictures


and while I was meming on the lower end of their spectrum they do have quite a large amount of diffrent types


some of em come to play fr fr


lmao then there is this one

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Its weird seeing Syria on our side now. So Iran seriously thought it was a good idea to bomb the UAE just because of us escorting the ships?

The 420 IQ geniuses have sworn to me that Syria is run by Al-Queda now and we should actually be bombing them instead.

decided to do a little more digging into the IRGCS vaunted speed broat navy

some of them seriously are just boston whalers with DHSKS on the front
Wyświetl załącznik 8957550

i found the worst job in the Iranian navy, they call this guy "the can opener"
Wyświetl załącznik 8957555

Ok this one actually made me chuckle, I was so confident it was AI, only to find it was posted BY THE IRAN FRONT PAGE LOL
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Source

the title of the article this picture comes from is "Iran claims new boats have Radar evading stealth tech" ready to see their 6th gen boat?
Wyświetl załącznik 8957579
Source, Im not kidding at all
the dang anti radar tech was so expensive they couldent afford a flag, 1 like equals 1 Iranian flag for their boston whaler

LMAO, no flag and no DHSK
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its rough out here in the Iranian navy, got no guns, no flags, no bitches, its terrible!

Aside from like 1 unaccounted for submarine and some suicide drones, this is what we mean when we say "Iran has no navy".

Forget the USN.
Forget even the USCG.
Fucking Florida Fish and Wildlife arguably has a bigger navy than Iran at this moment.

This is not to say that there aren't things Iran can do to threaten USN ships, and especially civilian ships (as proven by Ukraine buck-breaking the Black Sea Fleet with what amounts to explosives on RC boats), including a remaining component of land-based drones and missiles.

But this is also why we say "Iran has no navy" and can only roll our eyes and leave trashcan reacts when smuglords show up and use some IRCG firing his AK in the general direction of a jeetship as proof the US is lying and Iran totally has a navy left over.

 

[Snekposter]

listen I know you think they suck but if you can look at this and think anything other than "Hell yea" then we are just looking at 2 diffrent pictures

"Hell yeah, that's a great target."

Seriously, it looks top-heavy as fuck and with how rearward those missiles are the stern has to be dragging horribly whenever they try and get up to speed.

Fucking Florida Fish and Wildlife arguably has a bigger navy than Iran at this moment.

We could probably just send in the Cajun Navy, assuming we were okay with everything that swims in the Persian Gulf getting turned into gumbo. They're about as picky as the Chinese are, after all.