Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[merpalerpaherp]

you have to admit they look like they are having fun, not a cell phone in site, just people living in the moment
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I like how they've chosen to camouflage their boats brown, it must make spotting them from the air extremely easy on blue water.

 

[Dumb Git]

They're trying to obfuscate the highly sensitive tactical info of how many brown men with RPGs and AKs they can stuff onto them.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

you have to admit they look like they are having fun, not a cell phone in site, just people living in the moment
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This image tempts me to use AI to create a version of "Fortunate Son" but with lyrics in Farsi and Sitars instead of John Fogerty's iconic guitar lick.

 

[The man The only man]

I like how they've chosen to camouflage their boats brown, it must make spotting them from the air extremely easy on blue water.

Proving again that low IQ races are unable to understands the purpose of camo.

 

[Crex Crex]

I like how they've chosen to camouflage their boats brown, it must make spotting them from the air extremely easy on blue water.

While flying 3000 gaudy mohmmedanigger standards on top of their bastardization of Iran's flag, no less.

 

[JayseeDenton]

Now, by virtue of his own cowardice and abject stupidity, Trump has given Iran time to restructure their command and control, dig out and reposition their drones and missiles,

I'm so sick of this brownoid cope argument. If they couldn't do shit in the first week of the war when they were at 100% capacity and readiness what makes you think them climbing back from 5% up to 7% is going to be some massive gamechanger?

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

See, Germany? That's how you get Trump to do what you want. You flatter his ego, say how amazing his strategy is, then frame your own ideas as being an extension of that strategy.
It tends to get you farther than calling him an idiot who's been humiliated by a bunch of goatfuckers.

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[Snekposter]

While flying 3000 gaudy mohmmedanigger standards on top of their bastardization of Iran's flag, no less.

I love that there's only like four guys wearing life vests in that image, including the guy sitting on top of the cabin roof. He better hope they don't need to take any rapid evasion action while he's up there.

 

[这次我发誓死不发帖]

I love that there's only like four guys wearing life vests in that image, including the guy sitting on top of the cabin roof. He better hope they don't need to take any rapid evasion action while he's up there.

Strategic tactical water martyrdom

 

[Pelican Bones]

I love that there's only like four guys wearing life vests in that image, including the guy sitting on top of the cabin roof. He better hope they don't need to take any rapid evasion action while he's up there.

Life vests breakup the camo scheme. Very untactical.

 

[Dumb Git]

Strategic tactical water martyrdom

The whirlpool machines demand martyrs before they're operational, the foolish Zionist regimes are falling for Iran's brilliant tactics.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Ahmed Khalifa, a UAE-based social media figure posted on his X account:

“Let’s Make KHAMENEI Jr GAY again ”

0:11

Sixteen U.S. Air Force tanker aircraft are currently visible in the airspace over the Middle East.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

>Iran claims missiles hit US ships
>No damage occurred
>US continues escorting as usual

TOTAL AMERICA SUPREMACY

USA USA USA USA USA

KEEP TRYING, MO.

 

[Mike_Israeltel]

I like how they've chosen to camouflage their boats brown, it must make spotting them from the air extremely easy on blue water.

I know it's cliche to say "X Country is X lolcow" but genuinely that's a Chris Chan sort of decision.

Even Chris wouldn't be attacking the UAE though

 

[JayseeDenton]

you have to admit they look like they are having fun, not a cell phone in site, just people living in the moment
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>Don't even have MRLs anymore, now literally using shoulder mounted RPGs and infantry LMGs.

It's just sad at this point. Ignoring the fact that they would be cut to shreds by so many different types of ordinance before getting within a mile of a carrier group, even if we just let 50 of these sit right next to a carrier uncontested and fire at it it wouldn't do anything whatsoever.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Why the hell would Witkoff continue this charade?

Because we can afford to keep him playing a role as a distraction and the Iranians are going for it for some reason.

 

[Mike_Israeltel]

>Don't even have MRLs anymore, now literally using shoulder mounted RPGs and infantry LMGs.

It's just sad at this point. Ignoring the fact that they would be cut to shreds by so many different types of ordinance before getting within a mile of a carrier group, even if we just let 50 of these sit right next to a carrier uncontested and fire at it it wouldn't do anything whatsoever.

They'd mess up the paintwork, which would give the XO a heart attack.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

I know it's cliche to say "X Country is X lolcow" but genuinely that's a Chris Chan sort of decision.

Even Chris wouldn't be attacking the UAE though

No it is relevant in this situation. Watch the video below and tell me thats not how Iran is acting.

2:47

 

[Crex Crex]

I know it's cliche to say "X Country is X lolcow" but genuinely that's a Chris Chan sort of decision.

Even Chris wouldn't be attacking the UAE though

BREAKING: the chaotic combo will be deployed in support of US operations in the Persian Gulf due to what Mayor Christian Weston Chandler called "proofs of uh support for PVCC by the dang dirty Ayatollah".

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I like how they've chosen to camouflage their boats brown, it must make spotting them from the air extremely easy on blue water.

To be fair, this is more so that their less visible while on land.

On the other hand it doesn't work well because better camouflage would just be parking it under a camouflage tarp with shadows taken into account.

But still, this is more so the boat is less likely get blown up before it gets in the water.