Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Ghostse]

I was watching this earlier, I thought it'd be a good add here.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CUoklhHmD8g

This is a petty good video and he does an excellent job breaking down how close Iran was to making a nuke, and how their missile technology program was very suspicious. He does some alarmist shit about "WHAT IF" on Iran, but seeing the retards and Euros (I repeat myself) talking about 'Oh its nbd if a violent and retarded death cult has nukes' its definitely not compeltely out of line.

But Bro, c'mon. Don't just post a "I watched a video, here waste 30 minutes 15 minutes LMFOA not 2xing youtube slop like I did" bullshit. Summarize that shit for the thread, nigger. tell us why we should watch Write a like three sentances on why its worth our time to watch it.

 

[The Freak Who Lived]

Ugh and they got the stupid XM7

Small powerleveling based 100% on public information.
The part of this system that shoots bullets (the "Gun") is unimportant. This gun exists only to help the magic computer and Joe Grunt kill people 1km away consistently and without effort.
The capability to kill people consistently 600m, 1000m, or further, even in night and so on outweighs a "Better Gun" for humans. This is the reason it is "Super-Gassed" even at only 50% capacity or wherever.
You can account things like wind, but if this capability is severe over 600 meters, it is total at distances underneath that.
The Gun is a platform to facilitate the transition to "Modern Warfighters" (whatever the term is), with all the technology deploying now and in the coming years.

 

[Jean des Esseintes]

I think it's headed for over $100 again given the lack of any progress,

Called it, sooner than I thought:



If anyone wants to see some izzat posting check out the comments section for oil futures on investing.com, the Indians there are Bossman-esque in their complaints of riggers and attempts to will the price down.
Get it twisted! Gamble on oil futures! It’s your ticket out of Jamtara!

 

[Fascist Kirk]

I am watching Bloomberg and the US Energy Secretary in Croatia talk about a bunch of scripted glow nigger bullshit. Summary Iran is an Existential threat to Europe, this regimes 47 years of terror is over, and in 48 hours - 2 weeks Irans Oil production will be off line do to outdated method of extraction reasons reasons. . . . .

Also this Us Energy Secretary is happy to tell the world as Americans Pay 7 dollars a gallon at the pumps for Deisel, and nearly 4.50 on Gasoline Merica will happily export our Gas Nat gas Crude and Diesel to the rest of the world.as the simple peasants in yank town suffer . . .

2 more weeks bro's trust the plan!

 

[hugh mungus feed n sneed]

Small powerleveling based 100% on public information.
The part of this system that shoots bullets (the "Gun") is unimportant. This gun exists only to help the magic computer and Joe Grunt kill people 1km away consistently and without effort.
The capability to kill people consistently 600m, 1000m, or further, even in night and so on outweighs a "Better Gun" for humans. This is the reason it is "Super-Gassed" even at only 50% capacity or wherever.
You can account things like wind, but if this capability is severe over 600 meters, it is total at distances underneath that.
The Gun is a platform to facilitate the transition to "Modern Warfighters" (whatever the term is), with all the technology deploying now and in the coming years.

This is a very wordy way to say the military needs a gun that can blast chinks in body armor.

 

[Burnt Fish]

Also this Us Energy Secretary is happy to tell the world as Americans Pay 7 dollars a gallon at the pumps for Deisel, and nearly 4.50 on Gasoline

Meanwhile in reality, national average prices are 5:46 for Diesel and 4.17 for regular unleaded.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

Meanwhile in reality, national average prices are 5:46 for Diesel and 4.17 for regular unleaded.
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it all depends on where you live you want to argue semantics when I paid 3 bucks for a gallon of gas a year and a half ago nond now I am paying 4.50 . . .

Define the meaning of is is

 

[Burnt Fish]

it all depends on where you live you want to argue semantics

Semantics is when speaking broadly about what price Americans are paying, you use national averages instead of just picking the big number to make things sound worse than they actually are for the average American.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

Semantics is when speaking broadly about what price Americans are paying, you use national averages instead of just picking the big number to make things sound worse than they actually are for the average American.

Nigger what the fuck you rambling about? you a school teacher? do you even drive? whens the last time you owned a car you retarded nigger?

 

[Burnt Fish]

Nigger what the fuck you rambling about? you a school teacher? do you even drive? whens the last time you owned a car you retarded nigger?

you should stick to just lurking and negrating everyone in the thread, your actual posts are embarrassingly MATI

 

[hugh mungus feed n sneed]

you should stick to just lurking and negrating everyone in the thread, your actual posts are embarrassingly MATI

He's way more MATI than he seems.

He's MATI enough about stickers to be my only follower.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

as the simple peasants in yank town suffer . . .

its cute that even jeets care about peasants in america and their suffering

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

A photo from a whiteboard on board the USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78) carrier that has been at sea for over 10 months, which took part in the Maduro capture, and operations against Iran. "GQ" is an abbreviation for "general quarters", a term meaning when the ship is in its highest state of readiness for combat.


A Japanese oil tanker “IDEMITSU MARU” is now crossing the Strait of Hormuz carrying about two million barrels of Saudi oil.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

IDEMITSU MARU

Would've been funnier if it was the Kobayashi

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

He's way more MATI than he seems.
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He's MATI enough about stickers to be my only follower.

I never understood followers on this here drama forum. Like keep giving me free reacts im gonna get that wheel of cheese eventually.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

I never understood followers on this here. Like keep giving me free reacts im gonna get that wheel of cheese eventually.

They are brave ARYAN warriors fighting the JIDF (anyone who doesn't agree 100% with them) with their greatest weapon: garbage cans and MATI hats.

 

[quaawaa]

Also this Us Energy Secretary is happy to tell the world as Americans Pay 7 dollars a gallon at the pumps for Deisel, and nearly 4.50 on Gasoline Merica will happily export our Gas Nat gas Crude and Diesel to the rest of the world.as the simple peasants in yank town suffer . . .

Californians should be banned from this thread. The rest of the country isn't governed by climate cultists who hate cars and enact policies designed to raise the price of gas in order to try and stop people from driving.

 

[这次我发誓死不发帖]

For me, it's dog spit.

Dog spit is explicitly considered very impure in Islam. Therefore the ideal method of postwar execution for the IRGC members who killed Iranian and foreign civilians is to be bound, hoisted up by the ankles and lowered head-first into a 5-gallon bucket of dog spit using a block and tackle, preferably by a nice Jewish lady (presumably one who lost relatives in the war).

In dogs, saliva production can be stimulated by providing citric acid on a cotton swab, which dogs actively seek out and generally enjoy. Large breeds with a tendency towards drooling (i.e. St. Bernards) could reliably and sustainably produce more than one liter per animal per day with citric acid stimulation.

Since there will be some losses associated with aspiration, spilling and coating of surfaces, despite reasonable attempts at recovery, it's probably necessary for the number of animals to meet or exceed the intended maximum throughput in prisoners per day.

The current US market for St. Bernard dogs alone would easily support purchasing 100 animals, and their approximate 10 year lifespan requires purchasing about 10 per year for maintenance if necessary. This is an initial outlay of maybe $100k, realistically $200k if we include domestic transportation costs and logistics.

With the kind of wages likely in postwar Iran, you would easily be able to staff your kennel with, say, 50 full time personnel at even a very generous $10k/year and the operating costs would be negligible compared to the remaining costs: housing prisoners and holding trials.

 

[The Freak Who Lived]

This Friday will be the Anniversary of The Assassination of Morteza Motahhari, a "Key And Prominent Figure" in the Iranian Revolution that installed the current situation.
Saturday will be "Teachers Day" which, commemorates this individual. This lines up with market closing, which Trump appears to like as a time for action.

words words words

Publicize your profile. I have a gift for you.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

UAE is quitting OPEC and OPEC+ on May 1.