🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[gunt cat]

MY FARMS IS UNDER DDOS ATTACK

 

[Adamska]

Apparently she says Homosexuality is a choice, Seems like one that both her husbands have chosen many times.

This is bisexual cope. It only applies if you can swing both ways, so something tells me that Mel is very upset that she occasionally gets intrusive thoughts of getting her head crushed by Lara Croft's thighs.

 

[Schpoots]

Lmfao what the fuck no way

 

[The Secret Sauce]

HE'S A LIAR!
HE WASN'T SOBER FOR A DAY!
HE'S FAT!

 

[Peeing In The Shower]

DRUNKARD ALERT!!!!!

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

A mini fireball of all things, how fucking depressing.

 

[gunt cat]

A mini fireball is the alcoholics equivalent of eating chef boyardee cold from the can.
SAD
PATHETIC BIIIIIIISH

 

[Oranges]

Lmfao what the fuck no way

Wyświetl załącznik 8909554

Mel gave him the dopamine hit of cooing "wow good for you Jer!" like he was her little boy and she was giving him a motherly approving head pat for quitting, and that's what he wanted and what counts.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Of course he would be such a zesty fag he's chugging the mini version instead of being a Man and chug the whole big bottle.

 

[Gothic Runes]

That's fucking ridiculous, Jer.

https://x.com/Andywarski/status/2047902404255904050

 

[Plymouth Laser]

Andy should buy the CBC trademark in Canada like he did with Liberalist.

Oh man , I forgot about that and didnt they get super butt hurt ?

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

A mini fireball of all things, how fucking depressing.

I'll take RTU over Jer any day. At least RTU kinda tries to play a fuckin game. Jer is so fuckin garbage. Watching Perry Caravello play Mario kart and other games on stream was more engaging. THE CRAZY PART BEING THAT YOU HAD TO HOLD PERRY'S HAND JUST TO HELP HIM PLAY THE FUCKIN GAME. Jer is a gamer and can't process shit in his mind

 

[Hostile Takeover]

Fireball is for 18 year old freshmen in first weeks of college. How embarrassing. Even DSP is a more developed alcoholic drinking gin.

 

[Peeing In The Shower]

HO-LEEEE, Buddy.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

That's the shit you buy at the gas station at 11:05PM because the liquor store closed at 10. Grim.

 

[Adamska]

I've mentioned before, they can't divorce because there's no money, and there's no liquid assets. If she got half, it'd be 2-3 years of selling junk on ebay before she got any money. She'd have to return to work, but she'd have to renew her college accreditations to go back to the medical research job she had. She'd financially tied to him

An aspect for why she might not want a divorce also could be because she's aware of how spiteful and willing to commit revenge Jeremy can be. Sure, he immediately concedes and flops over, but that's because he'll do that womanly talk behind your back shit. This is the type of dude who would try to use all the social pressure he could possibly get to just make your life miserable. Especially since you made him suffer. He'll make you suffer.

At least as long as someone else is doing it. That's what the lawyer he's going to pay on credit card debt and go bankrupt for will do.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

The freakering:

This what Mel sees every time before getting her paycheck.

 

[shekelshoah666]

A mini fireball is the alcoholics equivalent of eating chef boyardee cold from the can.
SAD
PATHETIC BIIIIIIISH

Hey now the microwave was in use and I was hungry....

 

[Schpoots]

Even ralph doesnt buy the tiny bottles and he lives in a tatooine ass hovel.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Also, that shit is not liquor and got sued for deceptive packaging

https://topclassactions.com/lawsuit-settlements/consumer-products/beverages/fireball-class-action-claims-mini-bottles-not-actual-whisky/