🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

[Jose Beaner Luna]

celebrities get divorced all the time, he's just a retard

At some point, your own honor and happiness need to come before money, and they're both disgusting for not cutting it off.

This is not a rare phenomenon, some married couples that dont like eachother anymore, specially if they are old they dont divorce but instead just goof around with other people and essentially live like strangers in the same house, or sometimes they dont even live together at all yet they are still technically married because they dont want to deal with any of the legal headache.

 

[Mister Mint]

Jeremy has a boomer joke "i hate my wife" relationship. His wife has always shrugged her shoulders and stopped caring because she's known he's a fucking dud for years, but he's a rich dud. So she can stay with him, get plowed by christ knows who, fly around in her private plane, and come home to her mansion.
As Jer's net worth drops, the likelihood of divorce steadily climbs since he brings nothing else to the table, and it's getting close to criticality.

 

[Mein Prolapse]

why is his wife even with him still? he doesn't like her, he doesn't have normal sex, he won't/can't have kids, and he calls her pussy stinky! if my husband did that, I'd leave him, and take his money in the divorce!

I've mentioned before, they can't divorce because there's no money, and there's no liquid assets. If she got half, it'd be 2-3 years of selling junk on ebay before she got any money. She'd have to return to work, but she'd have to renew her college accreditations to go back to the medical research job she had. She'd financially tied to him

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Heather Hambly isn't discouraging this behavior whatsoever, she just prefers to be in the background as a passive entity.

There's no way Jer satisfies her even in the sense of sharing cuck fantasies, or his gay ops, it's a high school friendship.

At this point, his wife is better off felting him just like that bitch Amy from GONE GIRL. Just replace Amy framing her husband for her murder with Heather getting fucked by the bull patrol

 

[Jannycide_Now]

Took a while but we're finally to the kino.

Jeremy talking about how he wants his wife to go away so he can get a woman in her 20s and how they have a dead bedroom is peak

 

[Troon Meet Noose]

Heather Hambly isn't discouraging this behavior whatsoever, she just prefers to be in the background as a passive entity.

She's living the life. She's fucking the bull and milking the cow.

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Any other traditional husbands share their jacking off experiences with the homies over a couple beers? Is that the male bonding he does with the bull?

 

[CluelessAquarium]

fellas who else has a JO schedule

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Holy shit. Just get a filipino broad on a 90 day fiance type situation if you were gonna treat Heather like shit

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I honestly have no idea why Jer thought he could take down something Andy is involved with. Dude has as many connections as Keemstar for some fucking reason. Of course this big of a stink would happen.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Anita Sarkeesian won btw.

Edit: i noticed the ceiling bird in the clip HE'S A NIGGER!!!

 

[cool4thcat]

@grok generate the Isabelle copy pasta. Replace any instance of "Isabelle" with Britani Venti and any reference to dog with sloth

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Yeah JRPGs tend to have teenage characters. So it wouldn't fuckin surprise me if the Dragon Quest broads were actually teens.

 

[nelly98]

I intentionally avoided some Jer stuff and sorta skimmed this thread and posted some dumb memes so I completely missed this one where he talks about his wife's mom getting pregnant with her at 15. Why the FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THIS IN PUBLIC ON A PODCAST.

Holy fuck it doesn't end with this guy.

 

[Squanto Airi]

3. Jer is the wisconsin butcher

Fatrick has some competition then

 

[nelly98]

If any jannies are around...what's the character limit on a thread title? should add gay4pay to it. Maybe like a dozen other things too.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

His neighbors had to plant trees to not see him naked...

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

I intentionally avoided some Jer stuff and sorta skimmed this thread and posted some dumb memes so I completely missed this one where he talks about his wife's mom getting pregnant with her at 15. Why the FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THIS IN PUBLIC ON A PODCAST.

Holy fuck it doesn't end with this guy.

That's why I'm not sympathizing with this asshole. This just comes out of his mouth out of nowhere. I'm all for people being unfiltered but why on gods green earth would you openly share traumatic and personal experiences from people in your life?

All these confessions are being made on his own free will. Suffah Jer

 

[Mesosalpinx]

Jer must have been doing five-bar days this month. It explains his behavior.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Fatrick has some competition then

The black and jewish population of Wisconsin is under attack!!!