💊 Manosphere Clavicular / Braden Eric Peters / ylrven - Moderator on looksmax.org, roid rat, takes out loans for cosmetic surgery, can't talk to women without doping, DIY surgeon

Its Florida. Its number 2 in most registered firearms only behind Texas. Not that hard to find someone with a gun.
 
He's got a bruise on his cheek. Guy behind him is perfect :stress:.

I should point out the minimum age for a firearm license in Florida is 21 years.
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The county, Osceola, is the same county that Disney World is in, right under Orlando/Orange county for reference. The glades are further south, below that big lake Okeechobee, so depending on which part he was in he'd get a state wildlife/one of the everglades counties for the gator corpse shoot.

fucking around with guns and shooting at random shit on livestream might be one of the dumbest things you could possibly do as a streamer. :stress:
Along with mentioning you're ingesting illict substances and confessing to crimes. :story:

Clav wears a wig
:story: SHATNER MAXXING

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THE KING SPEAKS

how the fuck is this nigger free and operating firearms after running over that other nigger a while back? has rule of law deteriorated so much that we aren't even locking up the white criminals? this is absurd.
Florida has laws that favor the driver if someone is purposefully obstructing them. This was in response to protestors stopping traffic. Stand your ground, but for cars. The guy survived with minor injuries and was the one instigating the incident. Clav was just full of drugs and had no inhibitions so vroom vroom. Our Hoboken Hero might face some consequences from this shit though. When the Florida executive branch isn't doing a classic job slacking off that all jobs and cops do, they enjoy their reputation of making examples out of idiots. The state generally lets police do their job without obstruction and encourages them without becoming overly controlling, so classic southern "gonna do mah job and catch dem criminals - we are the law in this town" are plentiful. Same for courts. There's bullshit everywhere, but it's nice to have a justice system where a lot of people seem to actually be working.
 
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Nice, I don't think we had her full name before

>"Violet Lentz"
>Said quickly, as full names often are irl: "Violence"


Surely her parents or whoever named her knew that her full name literally sounds a lot like Violence?

We really do live in a simulation. The avatar of extreme neurotic lookism nicknamed Clavicular who smashes his own face and does other extreme things to his body... has Violence as his girlfriend.
 
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I think most people imagined Clav's streaming career would be a short one, but I doubt anyone imagined it'd end because of mag-dumping into an alligator with a bunch of random hicks. I figured it'd be a meth overdose turning him into a vegetable or something like that

That said it wouldn't surprise me if he's back on Kick after a week or so
 
I think most people imagined Clav's streaming career would be a short one, but I doubt anyone imagined it'd end because of mag-dumping into an alligator with a bunch of random hicks. I figured it'd be a meth overdose turning him into a vegetable or something like that

That said it wouldn't surprise me if he's back on Kick after a week or so
Kick has a habit of banning people when bad publicity comes up, but once the shit clears they are allowed back on, so no doubt he will be back at some point.
 
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If he really did it in the Everglades that's a third-degree felony

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Apparently the gator was already dead(a)

He doesn't even look like hes having fun. How can you not smile doing a mag dump? He just kinda sits down after like hes contemplating what went wrong with his life.

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Clav apparently shot an alligator (I got this from twitter sorry for the blur)
this guy sure does a whole lot of very drastic and desperate shit simply not to be gay. instead of just, not being gay.
fuck you assdickular, enjoy desperate proving your straightness to Tyrone.
(sorry in advance if this doubleposted, my lame computer acted up a sec)
 
i hope the FWC rapes these touristmonkeys
I went on a family vacation to Florida and we went snorkeling for scallops. My dad picked up a sea sponge floating in the water and the guides told him "You put that thing back because Florida Wildlife will get you."

He's not looksmaxing his way out of this. FWC lives to punish people like him.
 
Clav apparently shot an alligator (I got this from twitter sorry for the blur)
im going to ask a very stupid question but i am curious. why is it illegal to magdump onto a dead alligator? i can see possibly killing other wildlife but i dont know enough about hunting laws to know specifics
 
im going to ask a very stupid question but i am curious. why is it illegal to magdump onto a dead alligator? i can see possibly killing other wildlife but i dont know enough about hunting laws to know specifics
You don't fuck with FWC's wildlife, apparently. Even if it was already dead.
 
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