Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread - Gorl Tawk's very own DMZ (De-Moidified Zone)

[Elysian]

Paul Joseph Watson

I have no idea how anyone takes this guy seriously when he has the most punchable face to ever exist.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

I have no idea how anyone takes this guy seriously when he has the most punchable face to ever exist.

He has the 80 IQ Gary Ridgway gaze. Dull, unintelligent, soulless.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

While packing, I asked "Do I need to bring sunscreen?" "No".

I am quite sure I was already shitting on that guy for it somewhere, but just to illustrate a bad communication on a trek:

ME (in a supermarket in the starting town, looking at coffee packages: ''Should I buy some coffee?''
HIM: ''No you don't have to.''
ME: ''Great, so you have some with you? I don't want to weigh myself down more than necessary.''
HIM: ''Yeah, my friends have a 1/2kg pack with them, that's more than enough for a week.''
Fast forward, days later:
ME: ''Why did you tell me, that I don't have to buy any coffee?''
HIM: ''Well, I meant, you don't need coffee that much, do you? It's not a necessity on a trek.''
ME: ''But it would be nice to have some. Why did you tell me your friends have a fuckton of coffee, which is true, when they are uptight stingy assholes and don't want to share it?''
HIM: ''Yes I said that they have coffee, but that does not imply they will be open to give you any.''

So I had confirmed to myself again, that nordic countries are a massive sperg magnet, have one of the weirdest fanbases and don't attract anyone remotely normal (Sorry Justa, I know you are most likely chill).

As for walking from someone, I am somewhat guilty to some extent myself because of being too fast, feeling cold when I don't move, not wanting to be caught by dark and naively expecting everyone had downloaded offline maps as I told them beforehand, or did not leave their phones in the car, but that's quite OT for now.

 

[Fish and Chips]

I am quite sure I was already shitting on that guy for it somewhere, but just to illustrate a bad communication on a trek:

#arewedatingthesameguy?

 

[Chromeo]

U LADIES KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
CYBERWORLD.mp4

I'm later than a tater but I wasn't sure where to post about this. If there's a more appropriate thread, please lmk.
I just went to watch this again, frame by frame to catch all the references, and 38 seconds in they have a substitution cypher on the bottom left of the screen.

I translated it and it's a series of links:

trmytwyman.com/creep
trmytwymandeath.com/inferno
baphometis.com/
quintessentialpublications.com/
plusultraclub.com

I can't get those first two to work, maybe they or I misspelled something, but the last three are actual links and are all seizure-inducing web 1.0 type sites about the death of someone named Tracy Twyman at the hands of some pedo called S.B. Alger? Anyone know what this is about, or is it just schizo bullshit?

 

[Staphylococcus aureus]

I translated it and it's a series of links:
I can't get those first two to work, maybe they or I misspelled something, but the last three are actual links and are all seizure-inducing web 1.0 type sites about the death of someone named Tracy Twyman at the hands of some pedo called S.B. Alger? Anyone know what this is about, or is it just schizo bullshit?

Spoiler: OT

tracytwyman.com is a valid link, but it's a long as fuck website, and I don't feel mentally ill enough to read any of it at the moment. Please update me (perhaps by private message, don't want to derail too much) if you end up reading through and learning anything funny or interesting. I have no clue if this is Sillypoo being how they are (web 1.0 schizo shit) or if this is some deeper rabbithole. There was apparently some other pedo thing that they referenced in the video (Elm Guest House "hoax"? I haven't heard anything of this before so I would need to read up on it to have an opinion).

 

[lego racers]

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Spoiler: also ot

https://creep.tracytwymandeath.com/

is the first link.

https://inferno.baphometis.com/

is the third one.
definitely thread worthy material for anyone who wants to untangle an endless string of schizobabble.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

It's not just disgusting for him to take and possess an image like that, it's illegal. There was a father who got investigated by police because, during lockdown, he took a photo of his son's genital area to show the child's pediatrician during a telehealth appointment. His phone uploaded it automatically to the cloud and Google's servers flagged it as child pornography and alerted law enforcement. He was cleared of wrongdoing following an investigation, but that's how seriously this should be taken. If I were the child's parents or this man's wife, I would report him to the FBI.

The screenshots are from Japanese anonymous forum, 2chan.

As an aside, it very much reads like Mister Metokur's Bathtub Ross Chronicles, where an individual had photos of children. He claimed his reasoning was "because they're cute", before ultimately outright stating after a thorough grilling by Metokur that he kept them because he felt attracted to the children. Starting to get the impression that pedophiles use similar language across culture barriers.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Brother's DnD group has fallen into disarray after their DM was arrested for groping one of his high school students. He (sex pred, not my brother) was put on suicide watch, lol. Couldn't be me and my all-girls group of VtM players.

 

[sperginity]

I hate moid SNORING. It gets worse as men age because the muscles in the back of their throat get loose and weak. I have spoken to more than one woman that was like "I just had to put my foot down and sleep separately" and every single guy had a mental breakdown over that. I know wearing a CPAP machine or some weird mouth guard is uncomfortable but for the most part they aren't willing to do anything mildly inconvenient, and the wife has all the insomnia of a new mom but with nothing cute to show for it. not sleeping can drive you insane.


Also I hate that moids insist on standing up to pee at toilets. They make a mess. One relative of mine got a drip of pee on the EXACT SAME floor tile next to the toilet EVERY time they visited my house. I was mortified about bringing it up so I pre-emptively struck by putting a piece of TP on the pee tile. It seems like he caught on that he was fucking up at that point. He is one of those guys that fakes incompetence at household tasks so he is never asked again, so I can only assume that his girlfriend probably cleans the bathroom and never said anything about this laser-precision piss drip habit.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I hate moid SNORING. It gets worse as men age because the muscles in the back of their throat get loose and weak.

Losing weight also helps significantly. Male-typical fat distribution is a part of the problem.
But, for real. It's as if normal damn sleeping was so overpowered the nature had to nerf it and made women suffer at least second-hand experience.
As if watching them going bald wasn't fucking enough.
I don't get to experience this at home, but back to travel topic, when there is that Konzentrations-Lager setting at a hostel or a lodge, and someone decided to segregate the dorms so there is a snoring and a quiet one, it mostly naturally segregates to MEN and WOMEN (+one bone-rattling wiry male scrawnoid + some guy who will deny he snores at all).

 

[Elysian]

Also I hate that moids insist on standing up to pee at toilets. They make a mess. One relative of mine got a drip of pee on the EXACT SAME floor tile next to the toilet EVERY time they visited my house. I was mortified about bringing it up so I pre-emptively struck by putting a piece of TP on the pee tile. It seems like he caught on that he was fucking up at that point. He is one of those guys that fakes incompetence at household tasks so he is never asked again, so I can only assume that his girlfriend probably cleans the bathroom and never said anything about this laser-precision piss drip habit.

I hate it when they leave the toilet seat up as well.

 

[Chandelier]

This article from Pro Publica is a harrowing read. This woman, a doula, did not want a C-section as she had haemorrhaged the last time she had one. She was in the middle of a 12 hour pregnancy, and the hospital ordered that she have a C-section. Link / Archive

On the afternoon of Sept. 9, 2024, Cherise Doyley was in her 12th hour of contractions at University of Florida Health in downtown Jacksonville when a nurse came in with a bedsheet and told her to cover up. A supervisor brought a tablet to Doyley’s bedside. Gathered on the screen were a judge in a black robe and several lawyers, doctors and hospital staff.

“It’s a real judge in there?” Doyley asked the nurse at the beginning of what would be a three-hour hearing. “Now this is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen.”

Doyley hadn’t asked for the hearing. The hospital had sought it. Doyley had mere minutes to prepare. She had no lawyer and no advocate — no one to explain to her what, exactly, was going on.

Judge Michael Kalil informed her that the state had filed an emergency petition at the hospital’s behest — not out of concern for Doyley, per se, but in the interest of her unborn child. He described the circumstances as “extraordinary.”

Mentally competent patients typically have the right to choose their medical care — or refuse it. But there is one notable exception: pregnant patients. That inconsistency is particularly striking in Florida, a state that has pushed to expand medical freedom for those who wish to avoid vaccines or fluoridated water, while constricting the rights of people in various stages of pregnancy.

“There aren’t any other instances where you would invade the body of one person in order to save the life of another,” said Lois Shepherd, a bioethics expert at the University of Virginia School of Law.

In Florida and many other states, court-ordered medical procedures are just one of the ways pregnant patients’ rights are restricted. The effort to chip away at those rights is rooted in the concept of fetal personhood — that a fetus has equal and, in some cases, more rights than the woman sustaining it.

Florida has long been at the forefront of fetal personhood policies. The state was one of the first in the country to prosecute a woman for “delivering” drugs to her fetus during pregnancy in 1989, although the Florida Supreme Court later overturned her conviction. And after advocates twice failed to get a fetal personhood amendment on the state ballot, the Legislature is now considering a bill that would enshrine the concept in state law by giving embryos and fetuses the same legal status as people in wrongful death suits.

So if you lose a frozen embryo in, say, an accident where the janitor unplugs the freezer, he could be charged as a mass murderer. Allegedly. It probably wouldn't have the same punishment as a woman whose body rejected an implanted embryo.

Several legal experts told ProPublica they are alarmed by Doyley’s case and the legislation’s potential to allow for more court interventions during childbirth. Lawyers who represent women in fetal personhood cases already have identified a higher number of forced C-sections in Florida than other states.

The state attorney’s office for the 4th Judicial Circuit declined to comment on Doyley’s case, saying a response would violate her medical privacy. But in an email, a spokesperson noted why, in general, the office would intervene: “The courts have held that the State has a compelling interest in the preservation of the life of an unborn child and the protection of innocent third parties who may be harmed by the parental refusal to allow or consent to life-saving medical treatment.”

Mind you, tard babies don't get this kind of treatment. Their parents have full control over their lives and the medical procedures they get. A fetus magically has more rights than the mother and magically loses those rights after they are born.

This woman refused to have a C-section and the courts got involved to force one in the name of the fetus, even when the mother wanted to have a vaginal delivery. American women are pressured into unnecessary C-sections, and this article highlights some cases where it was forced on them without their consent.

Bennett said she found it offensive that so many people were concerned about the method of her delivery without taking into consideration how difficult it would be to take care of both herself and her baby while recovering from a C-section. “Are any of you gonna help me bathe or shower? Are you gonna help change my pad? Are you gonna help lift the baby out of the bed and put me in the bed because I can’t lift my legs? Is anyone going to help me?”

Campbell told ProPublica that he felt the hearing was necessary to save two lives, Bennett’s and her baby’s. “I’m real comfortable with what we did here,” Campbell said. “I hate the fact that she’s upset about it.”

You're a fucking MAN who did not give birth, who the fuck are YOU to decide how someone should feel about a court order demanding that they have a C-section? Mind you, this was a different woman. Doyley, the new subject, noted this during her trial:

She noted as her hearing began that she was the only Black person on the screen. About a dozen faces, most of them white, had gathered to challenge her medical decisions. She said it made her feel as if her race had something to do with the fact that she was thrust into the intrusive hearing.

“I have 20 white people against me, and because I am informed and I am making an informed decision, they are trying to take my rights away from me by force,” Doyley told the people on the screen, requesting a Black nurse or doctor.

“I don’t find that race really has much to do with this, ma’am,” the judge responded.

True to form, once the baby was born, this happened:

At the 8 a.m. hearing, Doyley looked pained and groggy. She told the judge she still hadn’t been allowed to see her daughter and asked if he could help. A doctor testified that the baby had been brought to the NICU in respiratory distress and placed on a continuous positive airway pressure machine to help with her breathing.

Kalil said he couldn’t order the hospital to do anything. The matter he had been appointed to hear involved only her unborn baby. He had no authority over the child in the nursery.

The main article has a video of the hearing. It is insane that a woman who wanted to do a vaginal birth had a court-ordered C-section without her knowledge or consent. Doctors didn't even discuss it with her directly; they did it in the name of the fetus, not the woman.

 

[Savage Rain]

Not only Josh Duggar, now his brother Joe, too. I don't remember how many kids he has, a bunch anyway. God damn it to hell.

 

[Chandelier]

Legion of Men has some quality rage bait posts. Did you know infantilizing women is the key to a good marriage?


Husband: does a nice thing for wife
Manosphere: See? Women are children and should be treated as such.

Same account posted an article men got mad at where a woman and her boyfriend briefly broke up and she slept with another man. The boyfriend got upset because he wanted her, and instead of realizing he was the problem, suggested she was a dirty whore.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Not only Josh Duggar, now his brother Joe, too. I don't remember how many kids he has, a bunch anyway. God damn it to hell.

I'll try to pretend to be surprised. 100% they both learned it from Rim Job.

 

[Mamimi]

Legion of Men has some quality rage bait posts. Did you know infantilizing women is the key to a good marriage?
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Husband: does a nice thing for wife
Manosphere: See? Women are children and should be treated as such.

Same account posted an article men got mad at where a woman and her boyfriend briefly broke up and she slept with another man. The boyfriend got upset because he wanted her, and instead of realizing he was the problem, suggested she was a dirty whore.

Men enjoy sucking on breasts and need to be told to do their chores. Obviously they want to be treated like children.

 

[crazedaze]

Men enjoy sucking on breasts and need to be told to do their chores. Obviously they want to be treated like children.

You certainly wouldn't expect an infant to make your nuggies for you, clean up, pay for anything, or listen to you, ever. You definitely wouldn't expect them to respect you or think about you at all as infants are totally self-centered and are just given to and taken care of freely and selflessly. You know scrote, I like the way you think.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I thought she was a man one time and responded to her like she was, and I got made fun of for not knowing Dr. Butt lore.

Aw man I thought that post was @crazedaze agreeing with me about @a kiwifarms user !
Anyway, @a kiwifarms user thinks when I address girls as "bro" I'm accusing them of being male, further proof he's a tranny.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Fatass American men who only became Orthodox/Catholic within the last three years, call themselves trad, and fight people over the internet over SNCA that hasn’t been relevant since the 1300’s need to gathered up and flung into space via giant trebuchet expeditiously!