07/04/17 Happy Traumaversary Day

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I saw this thread headline and read it a bit. I am both horrified but amused at the same time. Raped on the 4th of July? How gauche! I wonder if they also had a coke bottle used as a rape by implement (other wise known to the court as exhibit C) to the crooned tune of "always coke a cola" on loop during the assault. To really sell home the annual anniversary of the constant reminder of this distress and to also ruin it by commercialization of the holiday at the same time.
 
Oh, Kalookalay, happy Daddy Rape Day! My family's cooking out on the beach just for this special occasion, along with everyone else on the East Coast. Break out the beers and the frisbees, cause it's gonna get lit!

Oh and, I guess it's the Fourth of July too.
 
This shit society is now paying for that failure.
This might as well be the most lucid and self-aware thing Spudboy has ever said.

My money is on the dude and his girlfriend just looking for directions or something and got REEEEEEEEEE'd at by a knife wielding potato
Yeah, so what's more likely, Spudboy is drawing a knife (while riding his bike no less) waving it around dramatically and yelling that he's going to get assaulted -or- him struggling to accelerate, slapping his feet on the pedals and awkwardly jerking forwards while mumbling under his heavy breath and sweating bullets?
 
Another anniversary, and another year of Angelo facing such undeserved hatred from his son. Semper Fidelis to all our based Italian dads.

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So his daddy raped him or not?

Because, it's difficult to understand how a father who wants a str8 son, will rape him.
It doesn't make sense. Maybe he hired a prostitute? But, his son was only 11. I can't understand
 
So his daddy raped him or not?

Because, it's difficult to understand how a father who wants a str8 son, will rape him.
It doesn't make sense. Maybe he hired a prostitute? But, his son was only 11. I can't understand

The only fact was that his dad spanked Phil when he bullied a younger kid.
Everything else is made up.
 
Phil said

Earlier this afternoon of course didn't help with that incident with the cis dude I didn't want to give time or conversation to and he loses his shit and tries to attack me.

Well he shouldn't have disturbed Toren

Phil said
He failed horribly.
I am now a Lesbian Trans Woman

Aren't you a-sexual
Atleast you are when Toren makes sexual advances whilst drunk or tries to pimp you to daddy eggy
 
Happy Daddy Rape Day,
Happy Daddy Rape Day,
Get burgled you sperglord,
Happy Daddy Rape Day!
 
How much do you bet Phil exaggerated this story

More like just made it up. He needed some bullshit story for Daddy Rape Day. At most, he saw a cis person and sharted his pants and waddled away.

My money is on the dude and his girlfriend just looking for directions or something and got REEEEEEEEEE'd at by a knife wielding potato

If he actually went around pulling knives on people for no reason, he'd be in prison.
 
Happy Rape Day, you walking tumor.
Kiwis, friends, random speds who've wandered in, here's to another wonderful year of jokes at Phil's expense. It looks like it may be the last of him living in an apartment, so it should be an entertaining year.
 
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