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- 26 Lis 2016
El Mencho gained some weight.
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- 27 Maj 2019
He can't even do a thumbs down. It's stuck in that permanent wanker's claw configuration. It's a paper weight.
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- 3 Lut 2013
Only fatty could manage to fuck up such an easy recipe. That "sear" on the steak was pathetic
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- 29 Wrz 2022
Maybe that's the point. The computery looking AI man is genuinely smiling and has a light in his eyes instead of the dull eyes that Fatty has.
If anything this is how Fatty WISHES he looked with a working right hand and everything.
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- 16 Lis 2020
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- 10 Lis 2022
I made a minor adjustment to Jack's prompt-generated slop thumbnail for the sake of aligning it more closely with reality:
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- 27 Maj 2019
change title to "ballsy glazed beef" , remove the carrots, replace jack with the Grimace monster from McDonald's and give him a star of david necklace. comic sans font or something idk,.
This is the moment El Mencho became El Mucho (Maricon).
densedance
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- 26 Maj 2021
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- 20 Cze 2024
I never get the gay hate, they're like the best wingmans in getting pussy.
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- 28 Gru 2014
That depends on how gay they are though.
>tfw when your supposedly gay wingman snipes your female date
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- 27 Maj 2019
Happens to the best of us. A lot.
Alas it is better to be on the edge of the spotlight rather than not in it at all. Take pleasure in knowing you tried, and 25 years later you're still friends.
fuck is jack? on sabbatical? Did he fall asleep on Hope and Tammy took his phone privileges away?
I'm not checking his twenty stupid channels. Consolidate your shit you worstcunt.
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- 20 Cze 2024
That steak was cold! Too much grease on the pan, you don't need that much
He fucking boiled the steak, basically. The rest of the dish preparation looked gross too. I don't enjoy maple syrup in a dish like this and i don't think it goes well with balsamic. Just a mess, i rate this a slop/10 and would not eat
Get revenge on him
Snipe his male date
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- 3 Lut 2021
Happens to the best of us. A lot.
Alas it is better to be on the edge of the spotlight rather than not in it at all. Take pleasure in knowing you tried, and 25 years later you're still friends.
fuck is jack? on sabbatical? Did he fall asleep on Hope and Tammy took his phone privileges away?
I'm not checking his twenty stupid channels. Consolidate your shit you worstcunt.
Jack has been busy going back to being the greatest-goy and jerking off to end-times fantasies and the blood of brown people.
He’s also been talking with his big Brained tech CTO brother about how to live frugal by basically discussing an AI summary of obvious tips, while Chuck opines in a very autistic manner.
So yeah, he’s been busy.
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- 10 Lis 2022
I'll be surprised if either video touches on Jack's reality of having no repentance for the daily sins he absolves himself of, or his idea of living frugally being that he has no money to spend - yet sustains his morbid obesity by endlessly crybullying his way through the limits of Tammy's credit cards under pretense that filming her giant ass ordering fast food for him (some of which he pretends to be too good to eat) as a business expense write-off for GIVEME BBC LLC somehow establishes both Jack's frugality and moral superiority over those who are actually frugal.
Jack is never content to stop at pretending to be something he's obviously not - It's a mere pretense for the sake of insisting he's still at the top of the pecking order. The scooting blob proselytizes that, even if everyone ceased and desisted from their goldbricking to finally start acting more like Jack by adopting all of his insufferable brother's unqualified opinions, we'll always remain inferior and subordinate to a wheelchair-bound parade float of Popeye that pretends it isn't in a wheelchair.
He records himself telling himself these things because he gets zoomies from the rush of recreational smugness that comes with externalizing all his make-believe concerning his capabilities before the imaginary audience, and does it so that just in case he doesn't wake up from the next couch nap he takes in a full diaper, he can feel like he went out "on top." Every day is a new gift of Jack refusing to be humbled by waking up to his own mess - one of self-inflicted misery and a pitiful existence as a life support system for a giant diaper (while lacking the self-awareness to acknowledge that that's all he has relegated Tammy to being, as well).
Jack is never content to stop at pretending to be something he's obviously not - It's a mere pretense for the sake of insisting he's still at the top of the pecking order. The scooting blob proselytizes that, even if everyone ceased and desisted from their goldbricking to finally start acting more like Jack by adopting all of his insufferable brother's unqualified opinions, we'll always remain inferior and subordinate to a wheelchair-bound parade float of Popeye that pretends it isn't in a wheelchair.
He records himself telling himself these things because he gets zoomies from the rush of recreational smugness that comes with externalizing all his make-believe concerning his capabilities before the imaginary audience, and does it so that just in case he doesn't wake up from the next couch nap he takes in a full diaper, he can feel like he went out "on top." Every day is a new gift of Jack refusing to be humbled by waking up to his own mess - one of self-inflicted misery and a pitiful existence as a life support system for a giant diaper (while lacking the self-awareness to acknowledge that that's all he has relegated Tammy to being, as well).
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- 27 Maj 2019
oh, phew....fattty's still alive.
no I'm not listening to another diabetes inducing podcast.
just knowing he hasn't wobbled off that mortal coil is enough.
a terminal posture
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- 19 Wrz 2019
Jack does NOT like seeing cannolies advertised on the window.
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- 12 Gru 2022
Because cannoli reminds him of cocks, and that his hasn't worked since the Bush years?
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- 27 Maj 2019
"how to live FRUGALLY stop wasting money!!" -diabetic stroke-tarded manchild that can't get around the house without a scootypuff or even wipe his own ass and bought a pair of $20 glasses for no reason than they were $20
Please tell us, Jack...I'm almost intrigued
1:10 1:25 5;04 DYING.
2:09 everybody needs a janette. better open up a merch shop for her.
2:5 Lore: Mama geep insisted they kept it in the family when it came to pronouncing shit or else they'd be forced to wear dresses or get locked in the hutch for the next 3 meals. Another piece of the scalfani puzzle falls into place.
3:10 why in the fuck is he so excited about this? why?
ChatGPT of course. Because of course. Just open Maps and search Salvo's you stupid fuck.
Stroke eye on blast.
4:26 Jack, your strokebrained ass isn't gonna be makingi ravioli (it's ravioli you dumb fuck) ever in your life besides throwing them in the oven at the end for appearances.
"You can't have any air pockets inside the ravioli...otherwise what happens is it gathers up steam and then explodes." Avoid hot baths, Jackie.
4:47 HOW MUCH FUCKING FOOD DID YOU ORDER?! THERE'S 3 OF YOU!
5:04 cue pornhub theme
5:20 you can not convince me that Jack isn't a stunted special needs toddler out on the weekly field trip with the class. If I showed this video to an unassuming audience and casually mentioned that Jack is tarded they wouldn't question it. I could poll 100 people whether they think Jack is a mental midget and get 102 yeses.
7:04
Quaid...start the reactor
Gives it an A+, insists his audience come to TN to try them out. A real try-it-out guy when it comes to cannoli holes. I'll add it to the top of my list, jackie. my 'pay no mind' list.
lmao
Please tell us, Jack...I'm almost intrigued
Jack eats at at some cannoli-hole in the wall which has little if anything to do with the 1975 political horror film.
1:10 1:25 5;04 DYING.
2:09 everybody needs a janette. better open up a merch shop for her.
2:5 Lore: Mama geep insisted they kept it in the family when it came to pronouncing shit or else they'd be forced to wear dresses or get locked in the hutch for the next 3 meals. Another piece of the scalfani puzzle falls into place.
3:10 why in the fuck is he so excited about this? why?
ChatGPT of course. Because of course. Just open Maps and search Salvo's you stupid fuck.
Stroke eye on blast.
4:26 Jack, your strokebrained ass isn't gonna be makingi ravioli (it's ravioli you dumb fuck) ever in your life besides throwing them in the oven at the end for appearances.
"You can't have any air pockets inside the ravioli...otherwise what happens is it gathers up steam and then explodes." Avoid hot baths, Jackie.
4:47 HOW MUCH FUCKING FOOD DID YOU ORDER?! THERE'S 3 OF YOU!
5:04 cue pornhub theme
5:20 you can not convince me that Jack isn't a stunted special needs toddler out on the weekly field trip with the class. If I showed this video to an unassuming audience and casually mentioned that Jack is tarded they wouldn't question it. I could poll 100 people whether they think Jack is a mental midget and get 102 yeses.
7:04
Quaid...start the reactor
Gives it an A+, insists his audience come to TN to try them out. A real try-it-out guy when it comes to cannoli holes. I'll add it to the top of my list, jackie. my 'pay no mind' list.
lmao
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