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- 28 Gru 2025
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- 27 Maj 2019
"oh hellurrrr, manager? I think he's having another stroke! Give him some more lemonade.
and roll him on his stomach."
densedance
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- 26 Maj 2021
Lock in gentlemen. We got a "Lost video found".
Euros are on the Menu.
Euros are on the Menu.
a terminal posture
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- 19 Wrz 2019
This is a 'lost' video meaning Jack accidentally(?) erased it and now has reuploaded it. Its as boring as the first time.
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- 4 Gru 2013
Except it's not a lost video. It's just this video uploaded again:
Although this new one is slightly longer. I can't be bothered to figure out what the difference is.
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- 27 Cze 2019
There's an extra shot of Tammy walking around the restaurant at the beginning while fatass is in his wheelchair at the table.
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- 27 Maj 2019
Appealing to that lucrative thirsty male gaze.
Thighs thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Booty bigger than an Irish broad's ass and tighter than a prom dress after a six pack. A zip code for each tit. Chicago dining? More like Chicongo Dining. Talk about punching above your weight, Jackie.
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- 10 Lis 2022
I shudder at the thought of Jack using his working hand to throw flour on her.
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- 29 Wrz 2022
We can only hope.
Jesus she's fat. I think she's fatter than she's ever been.
He does that or else Jim Traynor won't let him sit there and watch as he plows Hammy and then lets Fatty lick his dick clean.
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- 9 Sie 2016
I'm not going to do it because I'm a dirty hypocrite (and mobilefag) but can we pls start archiving again? We know Jack isn't above dirty deleting whenever he gets clowned too hard.
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- 26 Lis 2016
Seems like fatty lost his mind and all of this three remaining neurons.
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- 16 Lis 2020
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- 5 Cze 2020
Morning Movement - Stop Drinking the Poison
In this clip, Jack declares all media to be poison, and that "You may not be a believer but the Bible is right when it says you are what you take in. Visually, audibly, food-wise, I mean, you literally are."
Of course, we know that in Mark 7:1-23 Jesus Himself declares that "There is nothing outside a person that by going into him can defile him, but the things that come out of a person are what defile him.” (ESV)
Perhaps Jack has decided the Gospel of Mark is not canon, which is a pretty hot take from such a theological heavyweight. Well, I thought it was interesting.
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- 19 Wrz 2019
This was almost a decent recipe until he herb-bombed it then added pointless maple syrup. No video of finished product.
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- 4 Gru 2013
Stolen recipe, as usual: https://www.thekitchn.com/balsamic-braised-beef-recipe-23761336
He can barely get through a sentence without stopping and catching his breath. I'm pretty sure a doctor would look at this video and conclude this guy doesn't have long to live, but the Wendigo spirit is immortal.
Fuck ups include: using a non-stick pan preventing a fond (even though he says to "scrape the brown bits off"), doubling the amount of meat but not increasing the braising liquid, using shitty gummy garlic, way too much maple syrup ON TOP OF the "maple-infused balsamic". You know it must not have cooked right because he didn't show off the final product like he typically does.
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- 27 Maj 2019
Jimbo lets Jack powder his hands with chalk before riding on the Tammy bus route (au Vaseline). A small consolation for rescinding Jack's fluffing privileges.
I'm thinkin it's a Harry Potter unicorn blood situation. Jack consumed sooomething where he keeps on living, but living a cursed life.
His thumbnail almost resembles Jack Chaplin, another morbidly fat chef who was called home all too soon.
5:56 He claims the baking time is ~2 hours, but at the 6:10 mark his clock says 4 36 (presumably 4:36). So start to finish, 4hr10m, less the 2hr bake...2+hrs to sear?
^ his ("his") recipe says 2 hours then another 45+ mins to bake uncovered. He doesn't show the extra 45 minutes of baking. Whatever.
6:50 "add carrots and potatoes before baking, btw" never mentions or shows either ingredient in the vid or in the recipe in the video description. Neither potatoes nor carrots are not visible in the 15 seconds he shows the pan when the oven door is open.
"I'm gonna leave a little piece for Tammy" a little piece from the two steaks! no spice! pitching some serious woo
8. Recipe Notes:
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Stolen thumbnail. AI image , I know your face is droopier than that. Stolen recipe he didn't even follow.
Jack's burning in hell in the thumbnail.
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Edit: look at the difference between his moaning movement thumbnail and his latest cucking with jack.
MM: looks like a waterlogged corpse of a strangling victim, or someone garroted/hung. Right side is totally dead.
CwJ: happy, head is flush with color, face is symmetrical, right hand works. Isn't smiling in pain as if he bit into a clove of garlic at dinner and is being polite.
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- 29 Wrz 2022
So by that logic since you are what you take in, Fatty is made up of bacon grease, shreddy cheese, seething hatred and fast food.
Seems about right.
He's had more than one recipe that seemed to be okay... then he just Jacks it up as usual.
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- 3 Wrz 2014
Nah, the maple syrup is supposed to counter the vinegar sour if I had to guess. Given he stole the recipe like usual, that's likely why. As for how he fucked it up, it's just a standard fat retard thinking more equals guder.
Also looks like he's using the channel to whine to Tammy on why he needs five pounds of beef to hork down and choke to near death again.
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- 8 Gru 2014
LMAO did he use AI to generate a thumbnail of himself. What a clown. His dead arm can't even do a thumbs up at this point, and the Mexican-looking man in the thumbnail doesn't even look like him.