🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Alcoholic, Addict, Cry-bully, FLAGGOT, Man-baby, Grifter, Cancel Pig, cucked by (((Adam Sellers))), pisses in basement, shits pants in public, lecherous, banned Ren-Faire miscreant, scammer, sex pest

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Smiling Drought powiedział(a):
HE’S DRUNK WATCHING THE CASINO
HE’S GOT KIWI FARMS ON THE SECOND MONITOR
HE’S DELETING POSTS IN REAL TIME

WHOOOOAAAAAAA BUDDDDDDYYYYYYYY
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Good.

SUFFAH JER THE NOT SO JOLLY BROWN TURD!!! SUFFAH KNOWING YOUR GAY ASS CHANNEL IS UNDER ATTACK!!!!
 
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We are about to eat good lads!
The impending crash-out is gonna be legendary.
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Someone is watching the Casino

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"It's almost as if these pussies are afraid to be confronted with the truth"

What does this fat retard think he's going to say that's going to end all the jokes??? That it's actually super based and cool to blow thousands of dollars on Pokemon cards and crashing out repeatedly?? I don't even know what his thought process is here or what he actually thinks he can say to own the casino, there's literally no salvaging the humiliation of all of this but of course Jer is drunk again and pulling his tough guy routine. If he went on the show he would just end up trying to suck their dicks like he has in the past when confronted by people on a podcast, what a fucking loser
 
TheTurdReich powiedział(a):
"It's almost as if these pussies are afraid to be confronted with the truth"
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Says the womanly drunk who DFEs his tweets he also made sure to keep as unrespondable to except in those rare moments he needs to lie about not being a bish.

This is a manchild who never was forced to face consequences. The one time he did, that one teacher was replaced by mommy and daddy. Social struggles? Just loom over them and buy them out to pretend to be a friend. Women? Seek out the tall chick and use your slumlord parents as a bank to keep her down until marriage. Job? Just let her cover for your horrid spending as you learn the bare basics of scamming and get lucky.

This whinging bitch baby never had to be forced to reflect, and his chugging and xaniberry abuse to cope with his new normal is making him collapse harder than his chances of cheating on his wife with this creep nice guy orbit he uses. In between jerking it to cuckold and scat porn of course.
 
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Says the womanly drunk who DFEs his tweets he also made sure to keep as unrespondable to except in those rare moments he needs to lie about not being a bish.

This is a manchild who never was forced to face consequences. The one time he did, that one teacher was replaced by mommy and daddy. Social struggles? Just loom over them and buy them out to pretend to be a friend. Women? Seek out the tall chick and use your slumlord parents as a bank to keep her down until marriage. Job? Just let her cover for your horrid spending as you learn the bare basics of scamming and get lucky.

This whinging bitch baby never had to be forced to reflect, and his chugging and xaniberry abuse to cope with his new normal is making him collapse harder than his chances of cheating on his wife with this creep nice guy orbit he uses. In between jerking it to cuckold and scat porn of course.
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This dude has been raging on twitter/x drunk and then deleting the tweets later after acting like a tough for going on ten years now, this shit has to be exhausting right? It's hard for me to imagine that any part of himself even believes what he's saying when he tries to act tough, he gets so scared when he talks shit he has to delete it an hour later. Likely after the Xanax he shoved in his mouth kicks in smh
 
Hello, time for another Magic The Gathering sperg so you can fully appreciate how dumb Jeremy is for buying the new set.

Honestly I thought his revival of Unsleeved Media would be a one off, so didn't think we'd be here again.

TLDR This new Turtles set is absolute dogshit and Jeremy is an idiot for buying it and Jeremy, the investment guru is once again buying high and selling low, hopping back in at the worst time.

This new turtles set epitomises three of the worst things happening in Magic right now.

First, Universes Beyond slop. Back in 2023 they released something new and exciting an entire set of cards based in the LOTR universe. It was cool, exciting, fit the theme of the game and, crucially, made a lot of money. Hasbro has been chasing this dragon ever since.

UB is inherently polarising. People who play Magic all like Magic and so will not be annoyed by seeing Magic the Gathering things in their Magic the Gathering product. Pick any other franchise to force in and inherently you create some division. WOTC used to be smarter about UB to prevent people getting annoyed they were paying to see adverts in their escapist hobby.

But, the Hasbro execs are convinced they can make the golden goose lay infinite eggs, so now not only is UB extremely intrusive and impossible to avoid, no care whatsoever is made to ensure the franchise fits within the themes of MTG. Spiderman, fucking Star Trek, throw it all in and turn this shit into MUGEN.

So, with this turtles set being the second UB flavour dud in a row, players aren't the most happy with it right now.

The second reason why Quartering is really dumb for hopping in now, is that WOTC has effectively doubled its release schedule. It used to be you'd get 3-4 standard sets a year and 1-2 supplemental sets for other formats. But, given the Pokémon boom and Hasbro bleeding money buying and selling IPs at a loss, it is leaning on Magic to prop up it's otherwise failing businesses. Last year they released six main sets and are threatening to release seven this year. And don't think they won't still crank out other sets as well either.

So, if this fat idiot is committed to wasting 10K each time a set comes out, I could easily see him burning through 100K a year.

People are burned out by this turbo-charged release schedule. Sets don't have time to breathe, formats are in a constant state of flux and nobody has the time or money to keep up.

Third and final, this atrocious set is also a mini-set. Smaller sets have a long history in Magic and they've always been a bit of a thorn and WOTC actually stopped doing them, but now they have to churn out so much crap a year, to make it feasible, small sets are back in.

However, before these small sets were drafted (draft and sealed formats being the backbone of MTG for decades) with supporting larger sets. But now, thanks to corporate interest, TMNT will never deign to share design space with Spiderman, or god-forbid, actual MTG stuff.

So, not only is this sets very concept due to its intrusive and ill-fitting IP, disliked by a good chunk of the playerbase, not only is player interest way down due to the frequency of releases, but also the set itself is likely miserable to play. Which does wonder for the secondary market I can assure you.


Quartering likely knows all this and buys it anyway. He is a consumerist pig and the reason companies do shit like this.

Oh and the increased pricetag of UB means he won't have any chance of breaking even, and the art is ugly as sin, and they made it WOKE by joining in the blackwashing conspiracy against April O Neil.
 
Sinbad the Sailor powiedział(a):
Back in 2023 they released something new and exciting an entire set of cards based in the LOTR universe
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Isn't that the one with black Aragorn? The one that got memed to death with lines like "We wuz Numenor n sheeit?". Because I do remember that one sucking shit.

Conversely I know one of my friends liked the Final Fantasy set, but he admitted he doesn't really care that much for the infinite bullshit verse and just wanted it for the art.

I personally think it's just because Jer thinks he can reframe a bad card set into a revival is why he's committed to doing the turtles. It feels like he is trying to get on the ground floor of a new 'controversy' like how Starfleet Academy is getting railed for being live birth abortion via cannibalism in audiovisual form.

Either that or being a consoomer n'wah cow fit for the killing fields who members the turtles from back when he didn't need to chug booze to fuck the pain away of struggling to chub up and wank to League of Legends porn. He clearly doesn't give a shit about the art being AI slop or that April was black. He just thought Turtle IP equal money.

Wonder how many hundreds of thousands this stupid fuck is gonna waste on ads for this ambien series via ads and bots?
 
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Isn't that the one with black Aragorn? The one that got memed to death with lines like "We wuz Numenor n sheeit?". Because I do remember that one sucking shit.

Conversely I know one of my friends liked the Final Fantasy set, but he admitted he doesn't really care that much for the infinite bullshit verse and just wanted it for the art.
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It wasn't just Aragorn, almost all of the Rohirrim got the treatment, as well as quite a few others.

It certainly did sour it a bit for me but despite that trampling of middle earth's obvious placement as a mythical prehistoric Europe to score SEG points, you can tell some serious love went into the set. The amount of cards dedicated to depicting characters or events which are significant in the books (or felt so to me at least) like the Sackville-Bagginses, Bill the Pony, the scouring of the Shire and a lot of the characters that never really get any attention in adaptations proves that to me.

Same with Final Fantasy, not a franchise I care for but very well received. Same with the ATLA set. But you'll notice all three of the above examples are worlds very cohesive with a card game about magic and wizards. Not so much sets where much of the characters come from the mythical plane of New York City.

It's not that UB can't be done right, it's just not at this pace, not at this quality and not with franchises plainly picked to separate overweight, middle-aged rubes from their cash.
 
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We are about to eat good lads!
The impending crash-out is gonna be legendary.
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Jer is going to ignore this and when someone mentions this on his live stream, he's going to brush it off as "woke left attack".
He said this exact word towards MikeyNohMore, despite Mikey having more right leaning beliefs. Jeremy wishes his detractors are woke left so he can further grift more and rally support.
 
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Jer is going to ignore this and when someone mentions this on his live stream, he's going to brush it off as "woke left attack".
He said this exact word towards MikeyNohMore, despite Mikey having more right leaning beliefs. Jeremy wishes his detractors are woke left so he can further grift more and rally support.
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Sure, that's what he does about anything.

But the thing is...

A good portion of Joon The king's audience is not just terminally online people like us. lot of normie audience, including react streamers, watch his docs. Meaning Quarter-pounder is going to go (somewhat) mainstream. That's one of the top things Quarter-pounder fear the most. because he's trying to do this "apolitical businessman" shtick. And this is gonna put a massive dent in his grift.
 
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