💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

[AfghanBlue]

Yeah, but bat-by sounds like gay batman.

Gay batman is batmlm

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

The king's chariot was attacked! I hope he gets a Volkswagen GTI, that would be great for chasing ICE around the streets, and be the true car of the Stancilwaffen.
Or a Trabant or one of those nice Shanghai Automotive whips to mog the fake commie larpers.

Gay batman is batmlm

Battyman

 

[Bill Evans 45]

5 bucks says it was an illegal if not Antifa
E: I'm including Somalis as illegals, but yes people are right could be a black.

The damage on the photos is weird. Like this isn't the impact of a normal car, but rather it must have been a antifa vehicle with basebuall barts

It was virtue SIGNALers and the laws of physics will not convince me otherwise. My name is Bill and I am a Stancilcel. It has been 0 days since my last for Will.

 

[DumbDude43]

I don't think he ever will. He's 40, almost as old as Chris and being the token progressive liberal white male has been his identity his whole life. You know he's legit unlike the guys who act woke for pussy because he's single despite the fact that his race, politics, and lack of children make him a Gigachad in the liberal dating pool for his age. He has around the same chances of doing an ideological 180 as Chris detransitioning, hitting the gym and dropping the dimensional delusions. Of course, he's not a diagnosed retard, but I think the reason people here find him endearing is because he's a lot like old-school Chris, and old-school lolcows in general. He's madly passionate about liberalism, ICE, homos and niggos. He's terminally online, gives his observers plenty of detail about his life and mental state, and constantly engages with the dang dirty trolls (Xitter right-wingers trolling him and Troonsky left-wingers seething at him alike). This already puts him in the top 1% of modern cows. The average modern cow who actively harms themselves and other innocents is depressing to observe, Will's naïveté and childlike passion is a breath of fresh air. Unfortunately, his likely asexuality means that we probably won't get to laugh at a Will Stancil lovequest.

If he's refusing donations for the Honda Fit because the e-beggars of Bluesky need them more, it implies he has an income stream... from what? He's a non-practicing lawyer with a McDonald's degree whose work experience is trying to run for government once and failing. Driving around town stalking ICE vehicles all day, then skeeting all night, is a time consuming, unemployed activity. Is Minnesota's unemployment assistance that good and/or does he have a secret league of paypigs?

i think most people have a soft spot for stancil because "omg i was like him too! (when i was 16 and bluepilled to the bone)"
only will isn't a dumb indoctrinated kid who doesn't know any better, he's fucking 40.
being a bluepilled libshit when you're a teen in pre woke america during the bush era is one thing, but refusing to grow out of it even after witnessing first hand the decades of globohomo wokeshit under obama/biden/trump is a different beast entirely. this dude is utterly lost and will remain so until he dies.

 

[L.V. Danslalune]

I feel that Will Stancil has honestly made all those online mob attacks a lot less intimidating, lots of people are too scared to call their bluff but if even Will Stancil, the first man to ever be raped by artificial intelligence could do it, then so can we. He knows they are larpers and won't do shit (except that one time with ANTIFA). As long as your OPSEC is air tight you can laugh away at all the pathetic people wasting their time to get a dopamine hit from supposed righteous indignation.

 

[Opp]

I prefer my Stancil... raped

 

[deleuzeon]

If he's refusing donations for the Honda Fit because the e-beggars of Bluesky need them more, it implies he has an income stream... from what? He's a non-practicing lawyer with a McDonald's degree whose work experience is trying to run for government once and failing. Driving around town stalking ICE vehicles all day, then skeeting all night, is a time consuming, unemployed activity. Is Minnesota's unemployment assistance that good and/or does he have a secret league of paypigs?

He insists he works in the field of desegregating schools (it's 2026) and a calendar full of meetings that never happen (sort of a Zen koan of employment). I personally suspect he has a healthy trust fund from the racist white Southern family he hates.

 

[Red Saltire]

What does Will do for work? He’s a lawyer? What law practice allows you to take the winter off driving in circles?

 

[JustStopDude]

I get that but I mean bluesky is never going to stop whining about Stancil.
It's ingrained in their brains that ignoring someone is the same as supporting that person. They all want to be important so they have to scream louder and louder.
So if/when he migrates back to twitter, it more than likely won't be because he's being ignored

Yeah, blusky is no different than twitter. As soon as he goes back to twitter, he gets spammed with "It do be like that..." Memes.

All social media is the same. And Will can't stop reacting to obvious troll accounts fucking with him on any site.

 

[DumbDude43]

What does Will do for work? He’s a lawyer? What law practice allows you to take the winter off driving in circles?

he's a professional niggerologist

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

What does Will do for work? He’s a lawyer? What law practice allows you to take the winter off driving in circles?

He's Grok's sugar baby.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

I knew someone who had a car that was totaled just by a hailstorm even though there was nothing wrong with it other than some rather large dents. He just took the money and kept it and the car.

A lot of people will do this for older cars that have a lot of cosmetic damage but still run fine. If a car has been rear-ended and the trunk is fucked, it may not be usable, but some tarp straps to keep it closed shut or from flying open and the car can be driven. It's more common in small towns where the cops won't hassle someone over it. Dumping thousands of dollars into repairs may be pointless, but unless a person cares about how the vehicle looks, there's no reason to scrap it when it still runs fine otherwise.

Give a couple of Cuban mechanics $100 and an afternoon and they'll have it operational again.

What does Will do for work? He’s a lawyer? What law practice allows you to take the winter off driving in circles?

Wikipedia claims that he's a research fellow at the University of Minnesota's Institute of Metropolitan Opportunity. In other words he's a professional tax dollar waster.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Wikipedia claims that he's a research fellow at the University of Minnesota's Institute of Metropolitan Opportunity. In other words he's a professional tax dollar waster.

A "job" like this would possibly allow him to be paid while being a leftist agitator. It provides nothing of value to society. Unfortunately, it appears that the University of Minnesota payroll system is far less transparent than the payroll system for other state employees. How convenient for him.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

A "job" like this would possibly allow him to be paid while being a leftist agitator. It provides nothing of value to society. Unfortunately, it appears that the University of Minnesota payroll system is far less transparent than the payroll system for other state employees. How convenient for him.

It does make sense he's a pro tax sponge. His far left loyalty was bought a long time ago with the promise of endless free government money for nothing.
It's why he's so determined to keep Trump from gutting the tax fraud machine. It's how he and all his friend survives.

 

[mindlessobserver]

For the Stancil fuhrer I will find this piece of history on Copart when it arrives.

The future Reich will thank you for your services. It will have pride of place in the great hall of the people.

 

[The Ugly One]

Is there a GoFundMe for a new Stancilwagen yet?

 

[Iodine]

I feel that Will Stancil has honestly made all those online mob attacks a lot less intimidating, lots of people are too scared to call their bluff but if even Will Stancil, the first man to ever be raped by artificial intelligence could do it, then so can we. He knows they are larpers and won't do shit (except that one time with ANTIFA). As long as your OPSEC is air tight you can laugh away at all the pathetic people wasting their time to get a dopamine hit from supposed righteous indignation.

Observe any online leftist mob movement from start to end and you'll realize how it's all noise, no action. Examples from last year alone: Leftists shit on Expedition 33 for AI use among other things, game is a huge success and AI use gains ground in game development. Leftists demand boycotts of Spotify because of the ex-CEO's Israeli military technology investment, Spotify is still the largest music streaming service globally and they still use it. Leftists make a huge fuss, multiple times, about leaving Xitter for Bluesky to pwn Elon "Cybernazi" Musk, and they come crawling back because there's no better dopamine hit than Xitter numbers. Will himself uses his legal name on the internet and had to put himself out there for years to get assaulted once. Raging online leftists have the attention spans of goldfish and need their thought leaders to tell them what to attack. From the layman's perspective, it looks like leftist rage mobs are huge, but it's because the entire internet leftist battalion is being mobilized to carry out an ideological DDOS and will disappear immediately once their thought leaders order them to redirect their efforts at the new trendy thing a few days later.

A "job" like this would possibly allow him to be paid while being a leftist agitator. It provides nothing of value to society. Unfortunately, it appears that the University of Minnesota payroll system is far less transparent than the payroll system for other state employees. How convenient for him.

Something is rotten in the state of Minnesota. DOGE should look into more than just the Somalian daycares...

 

[Samuel Fuller]

personally just want to see him and Tim fight


Many people on the right genuinely like Mr Stancil. Probably because he doesnt seem as mentally ill as the average leftist

Motherfucker went to Ireland to get a Black American Studies degree, that’s pretty fucking mentally ill.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Late 90s/Early 00s liberal here. Back then "liberal left" meant freethinkers, censorship haters, irreverent jokers making fun of sacred cows and like, more freedom for the entrepreneurial spirit of the self-employed man, maaan, so less taxes and gubmint intrusion and stuff. And legal drugs. Come to think of it, the junkie mentality is all that's left today.

But back then liberals were non-mainstream. If you told me pre-9/11 that religious right Bible-bashing will be the bastion of going against consensus and asking uncomfortable questions that piss off the preacher types I wouldn't believe you.

You guys were never that. Even in the nineties, everything you didn't like was racist and everyone that you didn't like was Hitler. In the late nineties, I had more than one discussion with a democrat that had them stating that freedom of religion meant that if they saw you praying in public, it was a crime. What changed was that in 2002, a demographer and a political scientist wrote a book that put forward the hypothesis that, very soon, the democrats would have a durable, forty year majority and you guys stopped having to pretend that you cared about freedom and shit.

If that's what you honestly believed, then you were just suckered by your own people's PR.

 

[Ishtar]

i think most people have a soft spot for stancil because "omg i was like him too! (when i was 16 and bluepilled to the bone)"
only will isn't a dumb indoctrinated kid who doesn't know any better, he's fucking 40.
being a bluepilled libshit when you're a teen in pre woke america during the bush era is one thing, but refusing to grow out of it even after witnessing first hand the decades of globohomo wokeshit under obama/biden/trump is a different beast entirely. this dude is utterly lost and will remain so until he dies.

I disagree actually-someone who in 2026 is absolutely and passionately committed to multi racial liberalism and anti racism as central moral pillars of righteousness, progress and enlightened human behavior-is endearing and I would argue respectable.

Stancil is someone who took the moral parables of the civil rights era/i have a dream speech/liberalism as progress-both technical precision and unfailing hostility to bigotry-as the moral exemplar.

Its admirable really-the same way someone in 1400 still believing in crusading ideals or even a marxist in in 1991 Russia-that despite all the cynicism still insists "this" is it. Its an archetype-a true believer in a dying ideology not out of status, or fear-but genuine commitment even when no one else does.

I admire the pathos. I really do.