Troonslop "Retro" Games / Demake games / PS1 Trannies / ULTRAKILL / Y2K trannies - Retro gaming is infected

[YWNBAM]

So its a moody 'liminal space' feeling walking simulator/ light puzzle horror game.

Great idea, bud! While reading your story concept I imagined the style overall resembling a PuppetCombo game. It would fit it very well

 

[my penis is on fire]

These troon dev always go for that pixelated look on 3D models and it always looks like shit.

Mega Man Legends has done incalculable damage to the very concept of indie games

 

[Talmudic Ketamine]

Still more than me as I didn't want to touch the discord that was linked on the steam page. Status: confirmed troonslop, coincidentally I only knew about this because it was shilled on /v/.

Probably by the tranny himself.

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Texel density is a foreign concept to this man. Also the "Valkyrie" is brown. Why?

 

[The Lawgiver]

Also the "Valkyrie" is brown. Why?

if it's not idpol shit like most current year shit is it's likely a visual color breakup thing.

Mega Man Legends has done incalculable damage to the very concept of indie games

capcom shutting down legends 3 right before it released means people will never experience a game that's visually closer to what the megaman legends games were going for artstyle wise, Best you'd get is the eshop demo that's the prologue chapter of the game that only was released on JP 3dses got taken down weirdly with no backups made by dedicated pirates for some reason unless I missed that.


The first 2 games and the spinoff focused on the pirates were almost 1 to 1 with the intended art even with the limitations of the console it was on which is why the game's fondly remembered and regarded in general. Issue is like most things these "retro indie" people twist and distort shit to suit a narrative.

 

[Talmudic Ketamine]

if it's not idpol shit like most current year shit is it's likely a visual color breakup thing.

@Stumbling7 posted the developers Discord profile. It's intentional.

 

[The Lawgiver]

@Stumbling7 posted the developers Discord profile. It's intentional.

I never said the colors weren't intentional! But I get what you're implying.

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It's crazy how badly you can fuck up the things that make these old games pretty in the first place. Did a dog make this? It's so desaturated it may as well be in greyscale. except for the sky, which just looks like a ripoff of the OoT skybox.

Judging by that banner the other guy posted and this desaturated look I'm certain it's trying to ape off Kid icarus' 3ds reboot that used Smash bros. brawl's signature slightly desaturated look. Thing is it's not as gracefully applied here so it looks like ass.

 

[Coolio55]

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It's crazy how badly you can fuck up the things that make these old games pretty in the first place. Did a dog make this? It's so desaturated it may as well be in greyscale. except for the sky, which just looks like a ripoff of the OoT skybox.

Anodyne 2 is I think when the current wave of "use the ugliest crustiest dirt texture you can find" started but the first intentional instance I remember was Crypt Worlds; a very early troon game from 2014.
This might actually be Notch's fault. Minecraft and a lot of its texture packs had pretty noisy grass.

Mega Man Legends has done incalculable damage to the very concept of indie games

Megaman Legends was made by horny and unscrupulous people too y'know.
I guess it just doesn't translate well to the 2010s onward...

capcom shutting down legends 3 right before it released means people will never experience a game that's visually closer to what the megaman legends games were going for artstyle wise, Best you'd get is the eshop demo that's the prologue chapter of the game that only was released on JP 3dses got taken down weirdly with no backups made by dedicated pirates for some reason unless I missed that.

Wasn't that cancelled a day before release? The feeling of it being snatched away was palpable.

 

[Snake of Diamond]

These troon dev always go for that pixelated look on 3D models and it always looks like shit.

Probably not the best example of using Spyro since there was also a Spyro inspired game a pages ago in this thread but i also tried to get some of the environment design because a lot of these devs just think "make it look retro" not understanding that devs back in the day used a mix of working in the limitations of hardware and space on the disks/cartridges but also some imagination. It didn't look "bad" on purpose because it was made to look bad and that is what makes it retro. They had to think about how the colors would look which if you know troon devs they really using the whole rainbow in every texture which would look like garbage in old games.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Wasn't that cancelled a day before release? The feeling of it being snatched away was palpable.

There was an entire marketing campaign and an incredible amount of hype around it. I don't think the shitshow surrounding mighty number 9 getting subverted into the garbage it became would have hurt as much if the shit that happened with legends 3 didn't happen. Hell I don't even know if it'd even get the nightmarish level of funding it did if the legends 3 last minute canning didn't happen.

What made it hurt most was how capcom blamed "not enough fan interest" or some similar blatantly BS reason for canning it last second. And then a few years later we found out about a bunch of other games that were coming out and got canned last minute. Doesnt' feel like it's been over 10 years but then again everything's been running on loop culturally and talking points wise since about 2016-ish with some funhouse mirror distortions now created by people that came into age in that span of time of pure teamsports politics propaganda spin machine shit and the corona lockdown BS eating 3 whole years (technically 6 because NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS)

Crypt Worlds; a very early troon game from 2014.

Crypt worlds was a funny game at least, probably one of the last vestiges of that specific flavor of wacky sort of game before shoehorned politics and troonshit ate everyone's spiritual frontal lobes.

Megaman Legends was made by horny and unscrupulous people too y'know.
I guess it just doesn't translate well to the 2010s onward...

Not the same kind of people behind the troonshit and older vidya. Someone being horny at times is not the same thing as constant droning of the same fucking shit 24/7 and constantly trying to make everything about being trans and groom other people into being trans.

 

[Noxtillian]

I always find it amusing when these demake games are very obviously trying to pander to a tranny audience, get loads of Xitter buzz & controversy, and then release to a grand total of 10 active players

 

[The Lawgiver]

I always find it amusing when these demake games are very obviously trying to pander to a tranny audience, get loads of Xitter buzz & controversy, and then release to a grand total of 10 active players

I miss when demake games were just made out of passion and curiosity of "what if this game was on an older console what would that look like?" like all the megaman demakes I remember seeing over a decade back now where they'd completely redo a game to be like the NES games. For some reason it all wraps back around to megaman. Megaman 9 and 10 specifically cashed in on that kind of thing/sparked it's popularity further by literally being official sequels styles like the NES ones.

 

[Coolio55]

By chance I happened to rewatch Vinny playing "Sonic Dreams Collection" and it's pretty shocking what a bunch of liberal game devs were making just a decade ago.

The Sonic Fandom weren't a protected group back then and they didn't pull any punches.
The delicious irony is in the details however: The game was an explicit commentary on people's creepy sexual OCs and their desire to be "reborn" as them
...sound familiar?

What made it hurt most was how capcom blamed "not enough fan interest"

TBF, that was someone on the Capcom Europe twitter account breaking rank and posting a generic-ish response that seems like intentional bait.
There was an interesting video theorizing on why it was actually cancelled. I can't find it right now but the gist is that it probably never got the green light in the first place. Keiji may have started it all without explicit permission. Also, "Capcom Check" related BS.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I can't find it right now but the gist is that it probably never got the green light in the first place. Keiji may have started it all without explicit permission. Also, "Capcom Check" related BS.

I saw one or two more recent-ish claims like this in comments sections talking about megaman shit. I don't buy it because of one teeny little detail. If it "never got the greenlight in the first place" capcom wouldn't have done an ENTIRE FUCKING ELABORATE MARKETING CAMPAIGN COMPLETE WITH "FAN VOTES" FOR ELEMENTS IN THE FINAL GAME. THEY WOULD NOT HAVE ANNOUNCED THE GAME AND COVERED IT IN NINTENDO DIRECTS AND PUT OUT THE DEMO IN JAPAN IF THERE WAS NOT AN OK. THAT KIND OF THING DOES NOT OCCUR IF A COMPANY DOESN'T KNOW IT'S DEVS ARE WORKING ON A MASSIVE PROJECT.

By chance I happened to rewatch Vinny playing "Sonic Dreams Collection" and it's pretty shocking what a bunch of liberal game devs were making just a decade ago.

The Sonic Fandom weren't a protected group back then and they didn't pull any punches.
The delicious irony is in the details however: The game was an explicit commentary on people's creepy sexual OCs and their desire to be "reborn" as them
...sound familiar?

This is an incredibly gay fucking reading and coverage of a funny moments shitpost game making fun of at the time current trends and bringing a lot of sonic fan stereotypes into an actual game format. Also doesn't feel like it was a decade ago what the fuck

 

[Coolio55]

I saw one or two more recent-ish claims like this in comments sections talking about megaman shit. I don't buy it because of one teeny little detail. If it "never got the greenlight in the first place" capcom wouldn't have done an ENTIRE FUCKING ELABORATE MARKETING CAMPAIGN COMPLETE WITH "FAN VOTES" FOR ELEMENTS IN THE FINAL GAME. THEY WOULD NOT HAVE ANNOUNCED THE GAME AND COVERED IT IN NINTENDO DIRECTS AND PUT OUT THE DEMO IN JAPAN IF THERE WAS NOT AN OK. THAT KIND OF THING DOES NOT OCCUR IF A COMPANY DOESN'T KNOW IT'S DEVS ARE WORKING ON A MASSIVE PROJECT.

Keiji was pretty high up. It's not too hard to imagine him setting up a development team for a pitch prototype and a website, liaising with contacts at Capcom USA and Nintendo for the announcement and english translation work.

This is an incredibly gay fucking reading and coverage of a funny moments shitpost game making fun of at the time current trends and bringing a lot of sonic fan stereotypes into an actual game format. Also doesn't feel like it was a decade ago what the fuck

It ties it all together pretty well. Anyway, I looked at some photos of the gamejam event that kicked it all off and it had exactly the people you'd expect:

Someone also drew chao baby porn and you can tell that they'd been practicing:

 

[The Lawgiver]

Keiji was pretty high up. It's not too hard to imagine him setting up a development team for a pitch prototype and a website, liaising with contacts at Capcom USA and Nintendo for the announcement and english translation work.

This is entering complete BS controlled opposition schizo territory. It wasn't just the USA that had the marketing campaign, and as I said the demo only was released on the JP 3DS eshop for the time it was up. You don't get Teasers, trailers, press shit, tie in promos, everything that legends 3 had going with it just being the guy that was in charge of overseeing megaman stuff at the time working on it without others knowing. That's not how companies work! That's not how GAME DEVELOPMENT TEAMS work!

Someone also drew chao baby porn and you can tell that they'd been practicing:

"practicing"

Nigga they're just scribbly blobs. It's still horrible but I don't see "practice" there that's like public bathroom stall tier scribblings. Jigsaw would probably jerk it to this though.

 

[Coolio55]

This is entering complete BS controlled opposition schizo territory. It wasn't just the USA that had the marketing campaign, and as I said the demo only was released on the JP 3DS eshop for the time it was up. You don't get Teasers, trailers, press shit, tie in promos, everything that legends 3 had going with it just being the guy that was in charge of overseeing megaman stuff at the time working on it without others knowing. That's not how companies work! That's not how GAME DEVELOPMENT TEAMS work!

You're telling me that "Global Head of Production" couldn't put together a prototype team and set up a website?
Ridiculous.
You still have 0 evidence that the demo was released too.

Nigga they're just scribbly blobs. It's still horrible but I don't see "practice" there that's like public bathroom stall tier scribblings. Jigsaw would probably jerk it to this though.

You can tell because of the baby penises. That nigger's drawing that shit at home!

 

[The Lawgiver]

You still have 0 evidence that the demo was released too.

Youtube algorithm and search in current year is shit but even with it being as bad as it is I was easily able to find tons of no-name channel people talking about the demo before the cancellation.

There's also footage of the demo I can find but it's mainly potato quality reuploads of deleted promo footage showcasing it which makes me mad.
Were you like even there for any of this man? Why the fuck are you acting like none of this ever happened? You a glownigger for capcom?

 

[KRAINOS]

Mega Man Legends has done incalculable damage to the very concept of indie games

 

[Snake of Diamond]

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It's crazy how badly you can fuck up the things that make these old games pretty in the first place. Did a dog make this? It's so desaturated it may as well be in greyscale. except for the sky, which just looks like a ripoff of the OoT skybox.

i was gonna elaborate since Spyro is one of my tism games lol and i thought on it a bit more thanks for posting this. The problem with that game and people can see from these two screenshots is that even from just stills you can tell where everything is and what you can do i Spyro. It's colorful without being overbearing so from a distance you can see where things are and there isn't anything loud and abrasive in terms of the palette. The other game is so depressing and desaturated and I can see a castle but there's no enthusiasm whatsoever. It's a very dull game with pixelated looking environments and stretched out textures but again as we know this is what they call "PS1 Style"

 

[boustrophedon]

Wake up, babes, some more self-proclaimed "authentic" retroslop dropped.

I haven't been able to determine if it's a troon yet, however.

The tiling of that texture does not look good at all, in my opinion. I'm pretty sure in the time periods these games usually try to evoke they'd have used some brushes to break it up a little instead of letting it tile vertically like zebra stripes, or used a texture that's more uniform vertically (or smaller areas, too). Unless it was one of those maps made by teenagers as "first map ever" that were made just for fun with huge boxes with the same texture everywhere and such things. But those weren't trying to sell me anything.