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I know this thread is for gawking at actual games made by and for the differently gendered, but I have my own contribution: A parody troonslop game idea that randomly entered my mind last evening.

So its a moody 'liminal space' feeling walking simulator/ light puzzle horror game. Its called Lesbian Dating Simulator 2000. You play as a woman looking for a Lesbian Bar. Brief intro cutscene inside a car on a rainy day driving down the main drag with text on the screen being like "All the lesbian bars have closed. Wait? is that one still open?" And the car pulls into a parking lot.

You get out and enter the building. There is nobody there. Gradually you find notes from staff and clientele littered about. They all point to some vague threat that is closing all the other lesbian bars, a monster that chases people around. It causes them to close. "But surely we won't fall to this, right?"

There is this sense of sadness and loss as safe spaces go out like bonfires fizzling out in the winter night. Meanwhile, the sense of dread builds. Strange chortling sounds from the vents, grunts and the like. Maybe a hulking looming form shuffles about and is briefly in a jump scare.

As the protagonist enters the backroom area on a hunch that there might be a surviving log of where the people went, and perhaps ruminates on the sadness of gentrification and loss, a giant hulking troon with poorly applied horror-clown-woman makeup, covered in hair and dressed like a slutty schoolgirl begins chasing the protagonist. "
DATE ME BIGOT" it screams.

If it catches you game over, if you can slam doors in its face and remember the path to run out fast you can get in your car and go.

Either way, upon reaching the end stage of the game the credits roll and "Lesbian Dating Simulator" title card melts horrifically into "Transbian Terror". The game then gets meta by changing its name on your steam file. There are two achievements depending on the ending you got: "Girldicked" and "Gold Star".
 
I know this thread is for gawking at actual games made by and for the differently gendered, but I have my own contribution: A parody troonslop game idea that randomly entered my mind last evening.

So its a moody 'liminal space' feeling walking simulator/ light puzzle horror game. Its called Lesbian Dating Simulator 2000. You play as a woman looking for a Lesbian Bar. Brief intro cutscene inside a car on a rainy day driving down the main drag with text on the screen being like "All the lesbian bars have closed. Wait? is that one still open?" And the car pulls into a parking lot.

You get out and enter the building. There is nobody there. Gradually you find notes from staff and clientele littered about. They all point to some vague threat that is closing all the other lesbian bars, a monster that chases people around. It causes them to close. "But surely we won't fall to this, right?"

There is this sense of sadness and loss as safe spaces go out like bonfires fizzling out in the winter night. Meanwhile, the sense of dread builds. Strange chortling sounds from the vents, grunts and the like. Maybe a hulking looming form shuffles about and is briefly in a jump scare.

As the protagonist enters the backroom area on a hunch that there might be a surviving log of where the people went, and perhaps ruminates on the sadness of gentrification and loss, a giant hulking troon with poorly applied horror-clown-woman makeup, covered in hair and dressed like a slutty schoolgirl begins chasing the protagonist. "
DATE ME BIGOT" it screams.

If it catches you game over, if you can slam doors in its face and remember the path to run out fast you can get in your car and go.

Either way, upon reaching the end stage of the game the credits roll and "Lesbian Dating Simulator" title card melts horrifically into "Transbian Terror". The game then gets meta by changing its name on your steam file. There are two achievements depending on the ending you got: "Girldicked" and "Gold Star".
definitely sounds like something that would piss off the chronically online crowd I love how the title and genre hits every single mark of your typical troonslop
 
i came up with a theory a while ago on why all these popular indie games are 99% troons. the theory is that a lot of these devs only trooned out so they could hitch themselves onto the troon hivemind/hypetrain which in CY + 11 is a guaranteed method of getting exposure. maybe that's why a lot of them barely do anything beyond put themselves in a wig and slap some lipstick on and hide a troon flag somewhere in their game, they do the bare minimum to be called trans so they can leech off the guaranteed exposure.
i will take my trashcans now
 
i came up with a theory a while ago on why all these popular indie games are 99% troons. the theory is that a lot of these devs only trooned out so they could hitch themselves onto the troon hivemind/hypetrain which in CY + 11 is a guaranteed method of getting exposure. maybe that's why a lot of them barely do anything beyond put themselves in a wig and slap some lipstick on and hide a troon flag somewhere in their game, they do the bare minimum to be called trans so they can leech off the guaranteed exposure.
i will take my trashcans now
They are trooning because they are lonely geeks, they don't go out, they don't see anyone except other lonely geeks online. The only feminine presence in their life are the porn actresses they watches.
 
Guess I'm alone thinking Boltgun was solid and fun. Granted the yellow paint shit was gay but this doesn't make or break it for me. Don't have an issue with the gameplay loop either. Guns felt good.

Then again I default to hard on most games. Felt like a decent challenge. I can see why you would find it boring on normal as I didn't break too much of a sweat except in certain places with limited health.
 
so they can leech off the guaranteed exposure.
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Its hilarious that transmaxxing came directly from trannies themselves. Now that the media is catching wind in public is a "far right conspiracy theory."
 
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Its hilarious that transmaxxing came directly from trannies themselves. Now that the media is catching wind in public is a "far right conspiracy theory."
saying it's a conspiracy is a distractor so people who don't actually think that much can just write it off as crazy people talk. But the biggest irony as you said is that this comes from troons themselves. How can something be a conspiracy when it just is provable reality :lol:
 
saying it's a conspiracy is a distractor so people who don't actually think that much can just write it off as crazy people talk. But the biggest irony as you said is that this comes from troons themselves. How can something be a conspiracy when it just is provable reality :lol:
That kind of PR damage control is getting weaker, trannies are simply too autistic, they give it all away and think normies will never find out.
 
That kind of PR damage control is getting weaker, trannies are simply too autistic, they give it all away and think normies will never find out.
it's about how most things are going since they think the average joes and janes will just never stop to think about things getting crazier by the day around them
 
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It's crazy how badly you can fuck up the things that make these old games pretty in the first place. Did a dog make this? It's so desaturated it may as well be in greyscale. except for the sky, which just looks like a ripoff of the OoT skybox.
You can tell there was a quasi-Mega Man Legends style intended with the boss design in the trailer that's pretty blatant (along with the shameless use of the name Roll) but he somehow messed up and made everything incredibly desaturated and muddy.

Other then that, too lazy to do research, sorry not sorry.
Still more than me as I didn't want to touch the discord that was linked on the steam page. Status: confirmed troonslop, coincidentally I only knew about this because it was shilled on /v/.
 
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