DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Dave saying haters don’t know anything about their personal life and how happy they are during a drunk 2am phone call to another lolcow streamer 10 minutes before his wife tells him to stfu is so funny within the context that haters have been calling that he stays up alone all night getting drunk

Sounds like we know a little bit about your life behind the scenes you retard

 

[Coke Zero]

To me it sounds like Kat came into his room and is speaking by the door, rather than rolling over in bed to chastise the faggot.

There was a point earlier in the call before kat came on where phil mentioned she was sleeping in bed next to him, but was wearing noice canceling headphones because the neighbors are so loud, followed by some nervous laughter.

I think this was an obvious tell he was in bed alone and needed an excuse for why the call wasnt waking her up. Has phil ever complained about loud neighbors before? It was like 1 am his time. If I'm living in a $500k condo in a gated community and am forced to wear noise canceling headphones at night to sleep, I'm going to the hoa the very next day to complain about anyone being loud at 1 in the fucking morning. Does he have college aged kids living next to him?

I think this part of the call and how kat appeared to enter the room to tell phil to quiet down prove they are sleeping in separate rooms.

Also earlier in call phil mentioned kat isnt fat anymore while she was supposedly laying next to him which isnt something you would say about a person when they're a foot away from you.

 

[San Dimas High School]

It's plainly obvious why he always calls Kat his mom now, as she scolds him for waking her up at 2 in the morning.

 

[Moar Krabs]

How is this mans will to get another lazy 40 year old man to give him attention so strong you think by now he would just give up

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

If khet is not fat anymore, why does she sound fat?

 

[Nate Dingus]

You can tell it's real because theres no point to it other than Phil pre-streaming and stroking his own ego.

If there was a detractor that good at emulating Phil's voice and mannerisms, they'd use it to mine for info or be entertaining. Not stay up til the early morning so he could bore Wings with talking points that we've already heard a dozen times.

A narcissist being denied attention by someone they see as beneath them will drive them absolutely insane. Its literally keeping DSP up all night.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

this is why I genuinely feel bad for him sometimes. drunk calling a fellow lolcow at 2am to beg him for attention while his wife yells at him in the background. it is unfathomably fucking pathetic and watching someone suffer a mental breakdown in real time will never not be uncomfortable.

 

[Lizard With a Stupid Hat]

Between this and whooping Boogie's ass at that youtuber boxing event years ago, Wings has a funny habit of looking better over the years just by worse lolcows trying to fuck with him.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

And I was pumping them out at a-such a rapid pace, like covering ga-I could beat a game in like two days, right?
And everyone knew me as Mr. Youtube the guy who could beat a game in two fuhhhkin days...
So everyone would flaahck to DSP videos

 

[Banned in 49 States]

I feel bad for Khet. It must be hard to find out your husband is a raging faggot who call and texts fat dudes and niggers during the wee hours of the morning.
Can't even be a normal homo.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

watching someone suffer a mental breakdown in real time will never not be uncomfortable.

Not true

 

[Ygolonac]

Phil only settled for Wings because LTG rejected him.

 

[Coke Zero]

Between this and whooping Boogie's ass at that youtuber boxing event years ago, Wings has a funny habit of looking better over the years just by worse lolcows trying to fuck with him.

I think phil just hands out Ws to everyone including the other lolcows. Every single time he's interacted with another lolcow I always come away thinking the other guy isnt so bad. Im sure if phil got into a quarrel with chris chan I would somehow be forced to take chris chan's side.

 

[McSneaks]

This shit with khet leaving is so stupid . she's a middle aged obese autistic woman with a low job . She's stuck with phil period .

Sounds like you've never heard of blacks...

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Sounds like you've never heard of blacks...

Now that begs the question, would it be a step up or a step down for her to dump Phil for a Basketball-American?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I would like to believe it's real, but am not going to get too excited until we get more evidence.

 

[C4-621]

Wings needs to charge Dave for a full therapy session. He looks like he was being held hostage.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

He's gay!

 

[Vic Viper T301]

It's funny when Phil does one of his prestream rants and tries to order Wings to do something (CoD sucks this year, I tried to play Battlefield but it doesn't work for me, but you've gotta stop playing Red Sec man) and it doesn't work because he's talking to a sentient being instead of ranting at a camera. He's actually forgotten how to have a real conversation with people, he talks AT them not to them.

 

[Fridge Raider]

I boosted Khet's audio so it's easier to hear. There isn't any door opening sound that I heard but it still sounds like she's standing in the doorway to me. Now, that could be wishful thinking, but it doesn't sound like someone that was just woken from their slumber right next to him to me.