🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

[Cancer ♥]

In light of recent revalations:
There is nothing wrong with having a small penis.

 

[Bioniclelover]

Null did not pander to anyone this time, he just found a potential source of milk in the potential accusations, and accepted the interview, uncaring.

Thread tourists will be thread tourists, Thunderdome users are lunatics on the level of Bluesky/Reddit users anyway, and will ignore the shady shit Tom said and did before the two came in to the picture to fuel their mental virginity with rage, it is expected.

Nigger, you talk about thread tourists when you have a purple joined date.

Anyway, it's very hard for me to pretend that Null is an uncaring master operator when he cried about being broke last stream and how he wants to pander to Thunderdome because they at least give him money then complain about /pol/ woman haters in this thread when those would be the vast majority of Thunderdome.

I am not trying to be super malicious here for Johm Potter but I think he fumbled the ball this time.

For the record, I do still consider Turkey Tom a retarded degenerate gooner and a plagiarist but the bpd whores ruined any chances people would treat accusations against him seriously ever again after this.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Holy shit, the first accusation was blowed by playing safe for the other side.
I'm not gonna take sides: both are retarded, but @sacramento89 , you are one naughty girl trying to overcome more details than should in this delicate situation.
Stopping a little with this whole drama is the best option you have, but if you don't like that; we'll see how more embarassing this gonna get be.

 

[ratnoid]

this guy documented endless cases of BPD pussy ruining men

That’s assuming he actually documented stuff and didn’t just have someone else write the script for him to read. He also used to very actively promote lifting and never gooning, just to end up with this fucking baggage. I remember him bringing this shit up fairly often and saying how lifting improved his life, that he is now a manly man punching bags and so on. Cut to present and he is a limp dick faggot who hates his job and has stables of suspicious women. This dude can't even get a haircut unless KF tells him to. The only winners in this situation is the audience, as always.

 

[Girly Games Dot Com]

I don’t think we should be hard on Null for believing and hosting an interview with the girls. He did the right thing and knowing what we do now it’s obvious Rowan was lying in a few spots specifically if she likes Hello Kitty (she had a hard time answering that question) and about not being aware of Tom’s online presence.

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

(longwinded nonsense)

Either women are golems or not, bro. The hoes are suffering because people like you engage with their pop psychology psychobabble. Cut it out.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Because everyone has been super reactive towards the whole situation, I can only say Turkey Tom should have stated his intentions to respond waaaaaaay sooner. He did no favors to himself by not saying anything. I am still fairly disgusted by his constant cheating and manwhoring. The woman move of not telling the whole truth and abusing desperate women aren't mutually exclusive.

Brandon Buckingham doxxing Sacramento was not on my bingo card but it is very interesting. Same time as Turkey Tom's response. He probably read the thread lmao

Girl you need to get off the farms and get some real therapy. I dont even care about the weird messages but you should listen to that breakup call and REALLY do some self reflection.

therapy is worthless she's probably been getting therapy her whole life like Anisa.

Therapy talk is unironically is about 10 times more obnoxious than the usual kiwi moralfagging.

 

[Collections Agent]

thread is becoming a bit too much "bpd women bad" and not enough about how tom has confirmed relationships with ageplayers and rapeplayers.

As much as there was clear deception going on in the initial callout (as expected tbh, never believe 1 side in a breakup), it's clear Tom cannot stop sticking his dick in everything possible and is willing to overlook several extremely red flags to do so

Edit: I am also a bit heartbroken that the penis mines comment wasn't mentioned in Tom's video and confused on why apparently going to church made everyone involved horny (unless Mass is code for something I'm too old to understand)

@sacramento89 I say this with much love, even if you come back and post a full video of Tom doing a Dark Knight Joker style monologue where he talks about how much he loves abusing women, you need a break from the Internet and therapy in a very desperate way

 

[Poonocchio]

Lol, lmao even. Why should anyone believe what you have to say at this point? You've burned your trust and goodwill.

I feel like I'm playing Ace Attorney at this point with every post looking for the probable statement anomaly. OBJECTION

 

[Karen]

There's an uncomfortable amount of the using the words "rape time" by Sacramento in these texts. Like holy shit girl, read the room he isn't *that* into CnC. Half of these texts just feels like a guy who's a bit kinky and is trying his best to match her freak, but he's dating a girl who spends half her day on AO3 reading ABO fics.

Girls like these make me more straighter every day.

 

[revisionist]

We did it kiwi farms tee-hee

 

[Vecna]

Zoomer relationships are the funniest hellscapes.

The year is 2026, you're a millionaire with a mansion. You're addicted to porn and have acquired multiple fetishes and may have more to come
The best you can get is a legion of BPD girls. You meet a 'good Catholic girl' that emulates Christ by begging to suck cock and even wants to produce homemade pornography of it outside of marriage
Turns out she's BPD as fuck and has dreamed up a scheme to ruin your life for devaluing her Trad Cath stocks, you shared a bed once and now half of your future income should've been hers

I'd never trust a religious girl after seeing this

 

[Red_Cap]

I notice he did not dispute the "Just in case" folder, that the Farms stole his boner or he got denied the Eucharist in real time.

Rate me late if this was pointed out, this thread is moving quicker than me atm.

 

[deleuzeon]

There's an uncomfortable amount of the using the words "rape time" by Sacramento in these texts. Like holy shit girl, read the room he isn't *that* into CnC. Half of these texts just feels like a guy who's a bit kinky and is trying his best to match her freak, but he's dating a girl who spends half her day on AO3 reading ABO fics.

Girls like these make me more straighter every day.

I read those as her trying to entrap him. Which is also how he read it. You can tell because every time he replies with something like "switch that to consensual" or whatever.

The first time, correct her gently like that, sure; but the second time, he needed to have a serious conversation with her in real life about why it's unacceptable to be using the word "rape" in text to describe sex with him. And the third time, he needed to drop her from his life forever.

But the ugly fool was thinking with his dick. Men let way too much slide when they do that.

 

[grand wizard man]

So, generally decent video response from Tom, turns out at least 2 of the women were liars. It's just a bit lacking in the "i fucked around with a woman who dresses and acts like a little child" department, and I don't like that. Shouldve been touched on in that response.

 

[Oxyjen]

Brandon Buckingham doxxing Sacramento was not on my bingo card but it is very interesting. Same time as Turkey Tom's response. He probably read the thread lmao

Come on now, there’s clearly a fuhrer bunker discord coordination effort going on here. But given the stakes who can blame him.

 

[Leo Frank]

I also want to say that in my sperg out text chain to him during our breakup I called him out multiple times for hitting me without my consent, which he conveniently left out.

Then why don’t you dump it? Do it now. It still seems like psycho babble of a scorned woman who was just broken up with since you never addressed it before the breakup.

Katie and I will be making a longer response with more screenshots enhancing our side. He did ask for nudes and we have proof of this. The “unsolicited” nude pictures claims are crazy.

So? Why’d you send them if you were so scared of the “just in case folder”? If if he asked once or twice this will not change things. You two, especially you, sent tons of nudes.

The things I said in the interview about Destiny and Dick Masterson were true and he told me those things in person.

Honestly, we like to laugh at this stuff but we don’t expect tom to be some moral high ground. This is just funny and not embarrassing.

He also did not address the comments he made towards me and Katie about us looking underage, which were genuine comments he made.

If you don’t have it in writing or video idc. You both lied.

I also find it interesting he called me an insecure partner, when another girl came forward confirming that he was indeed cheating on me throughout our relationship.

Cheating isn’t abuse. Just cry to your friends or your mom and move on like a normal person.

My advice unless you want to keep feeding us more humiliation of yourself for our entertainment is to go away and be thankful he probably won’t take you to court.

Delete your socials for a few years and try again. Any response you make is going to weaken yourself. We don’t believe you and he’ll make a rebuttal that is going to make you both look crazier.

You were advised to dump everything and tell all but you didn’t. I have a feeling it’s because if you did do that, people would say the relationship looked 100% consensual and if anything you were way more sexual towards him to the point of even admitting there must be something wrong with you. He even turned down a lot of the kink stuff you asked so I just can’t believe he’d start hitting you and you’d come back for more and more and talk about how rough you like it.

 

[KingFrampt]

I was like "yeah this sounds like he said/she said thing" until he played that recording of the girl telling him she would basically fuck his life and make it impossible for him to be in a relationship if he didn't stay with her, complete and utter insanity, that hoe was 100% betting on life ruination and its probably too dumb to see how bad it makes her look or forgot the recording existed before going on MATI for, what it seems like now, attention. Tom strikes me as a weird zoomer perv but just with that recording (unless something worse comes out) he basically took apart whatever accusations they could make agaisnt him.

Nooo but she has texts with her friend that Brandon Buckinghams sepsis was caused by weed!! she is a truth speaker!!!

 

[Tony Tony Chopper]

Katie and I will be making a longer response with more screenshots enhancing our side. He did ask for nudes and we have proof of this. The “unsolicited” nude pictures claims are crazy.

so he asked and you consented? who gives a shit man

 

[12345]

There's an uncomfortable amount of the using the words "rape time" by Sacramento in these texts. Like holy shit girl, read the room he isn't *that* into CnC. Half of these texts just feels like a guy who's a bit kinky and is trying his best to match her freak, but he's dating a girl who spends half her day on AO3 reading ABO fics.

Girls like these make me more straighter every day.

To me it reads like taking Tom down was her goal from the start. She messaged him a year before they matched wanting him to do a video about someone else. By October 2023 he had a million followers on Youtube. And she messaged him to do a video on a guy. I'm not much of a betting person but I bet they (Rowen and this guy) also (in her mind) had a bad break up and she wanted Tom to do a hit piece on him. Considering she herself was a micro Twitter celebrity.

A lot of her post were very leading in terms of what she accused Tom of. She keeps calling it rape and he tells her to not say that, and then comes here. "I'm saying right now nothing illegal but it was really creepy." probably only because Tom wasn't YAY RAPE! in texts. Again if I had money to bet that if Tom had in fact been all WOO RAPING TIME! those would have been the first texts she showed.

Plus all of her talk of wanting him to nut and talk about sex on her period, that like I said earlier really sounds like she was trying to trap him with a baby. Dating lasts for months, but you get a baby from him and you are tied to him legally for 18 years at least. Or look for a payout about either a secret pregnancy, or baby.

Her "You don't deserve it" comment makes me wonder if this is all over him not doing that video that she wanted done on the other guy.