DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Also, holy shit these are hilarious.
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After several good(by DSP standards) CoD matches he started dying several times in a row and got salty. Then he got a couple of kills against players who weren't shooting back and bragged about winning 'real firefights' LMAO.

He's still salty because the positive K/D buff ran out. He needs a money buff STAT!

He just blamed the battle pass pop up for missing his shots, lmao.
 
Sometimes I'm almost jealous of how childishly he sees things. It must be nice to genuinely feel like he's accomplishing something sitting in his pajamas getting a like 1.10 K/D ratio in the latest Call of Duty slopgame.




Listen to him! This is a nearly 44 year old man!
 
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He's getting the absolute worst players ever and is hyped about his 'crazy' 2KD in a match, and we're apparently upset about him doing good.

The constant back and forth between salty and insulting and happy and gloating is giving me whiplash.
 
Phil literally wants to be rewarded with money for winning gunfights with bots. He just said "now you KNOW to support..."

Then reminded us of how good he's doing in game. Then, this 45 year old manbabynigger flips the switch to the other side and throws a tantrum as soon as SBMM kicks in and he starts dying.

It's not lag when you have the reaction time of a venus flytrap.
 
This nigga just INCORRECTLY pigsplained Wall-e, a 20+ old film. Nigger what!
fixed that for you

Imagine not only getting your wife's favorite animated film plot incorrect, imagine getting WALL e incorrect, despite the fact that the movie is very easy to understand on a surface level.

They dont hide shit. They show him working in the opening minutes of the film.
 
Who manages to keep convincing him to play COD. He hates the game and he's utter dogshit at it, so the only things I can think is that somebody keeps fake promising him a big tip or it gives him an excuse to buy a new mouse and wrist rest.
The goals that are missed. That is what convinces him he needs to go back to things he hates. SF6, now Black Ops and soon Souls-likes. Mark my words, he will play Nioh 3 when Black Ops fails.
 


You're making him SAD, you ungrateful tugboats! He wants to play this game for you and he's doing good, so where's the suhpport?

He's so slimy. He knows full well at this point how mentally weak and vulnerable his real supporters are. These guilt trips/lectures are effective on them.
 
he will play Nioh 3 when Black Ops fails.
I'd like to see that. Granted the demo has proven the game to be easier than Nioh 2 so far - Phil will have his asshole turned inside out like a tubesock because he'll try to brute force everything without even beginning to understand basic mechanics.
 
I'd like to see that. Granted the demo has proven the game to be easier than Nioh 2 so far - Phil will have his asshole turned inside out like a tubesock because he'll try to brute force everything without even beginning to understand basic mechanics.
He beat Nioh 2 so he does understand the game a little, the amount of deaths was until Elden ring astronomical but his 500 death Elden run really topped it.
 
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