DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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SauceRyuKen powiedział(a):
Phil is the type that has a massive hatedom. Normally, this comes from... Being a piece of shit. People get endeared to some lolcows. Not so with Phil.
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You can measure how much of a dick a lolcow is by how many people feel sorry for them. Phil's life is undeniably miserable, having to be essentially a parasocial prostitute for dented unconscious findom fetishists, playing games he hates and tardwrangling the dents to protect his fragile ego, yet how many people pitied him? None. In spite of how many pity parties he did, not even the null ballwashers who shat on the thread ever felt sorry for Phil. Even Wings and Boogie used to have people who felt sorry for them.
 
Cucktry Roads powiedział(a):
January money breakdown (We're back to 2024 levels!)
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in 2024 he still had over 0.5mil views
in Jan 26 vs Jan 24 he is down 22% in viewership (573k vs 447k) and we are coming from a 'sir asmon' exposure and the metrics are still diving.
there isn't anyone bigger than asmon to promote him in any way (good or bad).
I am expecting him to realize (slowly) that the streaming ship has sailed.
For us doom-posters it's a verification of what the numbers show, but also a deathstone to the sussess claims.
better fire up the browser, King, and start checking CV templates.
 
Tsoliassssssssssssss powiedział(a):
in 2024 he still had over 0.5mil views
in Jan 26 vs Jan 24 he is down 22% in viewership (573k vs 447k) and we are coming from a 'sir asmon' exposure and the metrics are still diving.
there isn't anyone bigger than asmon to promote him in any way (good or bad).
I am expecting him to realize (slowly) that the streaming ship has sailed.
For us doom-posters it's a verification of what the numbers show, but also a deathstone to the sussess claims.
better fire up the browser, King, and start checking CV templates.
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Posts like this should be hidden behind a massive rainbow sticker, to be uncovered only upon three-party confirmation of Phil’s death
 
The Penultimate Warrior powiedział(a):
At the moment it appears entirely dependant on how often "anon" shows up with 50 bucks
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Its crazy how "anon" seems to share phil's belief that an internet username puts their self/family in danger. Nevermind all the people who do superchats and subs using their usernames to contribute to phils streams. Somehow "anon" is safer than a random sock account name. Yesterday "anon" did a tip explaining why someone would want to remain anonymous while giving phil money and they seemed to talk exactly like phil.
 
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I like how every one of his Grahk-generated thumbnails looks different from him in a variety of ways. How far from his actual appearance can we get, Musk-bot?
 
Most of the ai slop makes him look like he's actually been working on his sexy, and they look too human to be him anyway. Gracefully aging king.
 
Squatty Potty powiedział(a):
Gramps is at it again with the AI filters.
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Burn In Hell Burnell powiedział(a):
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I like how every one of his Grahk-generated thumbnails looks different from him in a variety of ways. How far from his actual appearance can we get, Musk-bot?
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How is he okay with this? Like, it's fucking bizarre, they look nothing like him. I mean Jesus Fucking Christ, that second one looks like Mehdi Hasan
 
Kier Starmer powiedział(a):
He is clearly on Ozempic because the cheeks sagging.
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I'm beginning to lean toward health-related Ozempic/Mounjaro arc for this reason. He's got the same saggy/jowly aging look celebs like Drake have developed recently, which is always a result of rapid weight loss without proper nutrition and exercise to supplement the loss in muscle and elasticity. He wouldn't go on it for aesthetic reasons, but I could see a doctor telling him "you are destroying your body; these are your options" and Phil taking the glutides
 
Lazy man who Door Dashes multiple times a week and needs everyone to do everything for him including something as simple as hammering a nail criticizes others for being lazy and not knowing how to do basic things.

Also same man who hasn't looked for a job in 15 years apparently knows what kind of jobs are available on job search sites.
 
PenskeMaterial powiedział(a):
Lazy man who Door Dashes multiple times a week and needs everyone to do everything for him including something as simple as hammering a nail criticizes others for being lazy and not knowing how to do basic things.

Also same man who hasn't looked for a job in 15 years apparently knows what kind of jobs are available on job search sites.
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He is more insufferable than usual today, projection is off the charts.
 
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