🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

BossmanJack live chat for stream commentary.

WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME OF THE NEXT HEARING?

  • Continued

    Głosy: 68 24,7%
  • Sent to Rehab

    Głosy: 26 9,5%
  • Released with time served and a new stack of probation

    Głosy: 80 29,1%
  • Sentenced to enjoy prison for offline gamba

    Głosy: 101 36,7%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    275
Imagine a Bossman uber driver gamba stream. He goes “I LOST IT ALL” and chimps out, hits the steering wheel hard enough to activate the airbag, and the whole time the passenger is just sat there like 😳
He'd end up calling all the uber customers rats for not tipping enough (or at all). :smug:
 
Hear me out: Bossmanjack Cash Cab reboot
Called Cashthat Cab or maybe Crashout Cab
CashoutCab.webp
(too bad he's a cashless crab)
 
Hear me out: Bossmanjack Cash Cab reboot
Called Cashthat Cab or maybe Crashout Cab
Wyświetl załącznik 8493075
(too bad he's a cashless crab)
Every mile, he asks the rider how much he should bet and on what (if applicable). If he loses it all, they get kicked out (literally, as Bossman starts breaking shit in his shitbox Civic). If they make it to their destination, Bossman doublechucks and if it lands, they get half and a carpet nug.
 
Hear me out: Bossmanjack Cash Cab reboot
Called Cashthat Cab or maybe Crashout Cab
Wyświetl załącznik 8493075
(too bad he's a cashless crab)
The show goes as normal until Austin reaches a traffic light that has one of those buttons for pedestrians that make the red light come quicker than expected which causes him to scream out "THE LIGHT IS FUCKING RIGGED DUDE!" letting go off the steering wheel to punch it repeatedly causing a collision with the local fire hydrant.
 
Every mile, he asks the rider how much he should bet and on what (if applicable). If he loses it all, they get kicked out (literally, as Bossman starts breaking shit in his shitbox Civic). If they make it to their destination, Bossman doublechucks and if it lands, they get half and a carpet nug.
And if you do get half, he will U-Turn within 15 seconds and ask for a :juice: since he just lost it all. If you don't give your entire winnings back, he fucks your mom. You can keep the carpet nug though.


...Actually, you cannot keep the carpet nug.
 
Assuming 6sierra's (I've seen/ heard that name before, don't know where though) isn't talking out of their ass or making shit up, it's truly hopeless when you're talking to someone like Bossman out of gamba. He doesn't know life without the security blanket that's his mom and dad. The crackarooski crack rock has ruined his brain, and there's no coming back from that in as little time as he's been sober. In terms of content: I hope Bossman keeps the content rolling and can be the crashout vermin he's always been, but in my heart-of-hearts I hope he truly does get better and gets his life on the right track. The whole "I'm different, bro, trust me!" is key addict behavior and is something that can't be broken/ changed until he really, truly, ultimately hits rock bottom.
 
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