🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[oldTireWater]

"I never laughed when George Lopez was talking."

Words of wisdom from the BossVaults. (https://bossmanjack.net/BossmanJack...Fido [26728808-sneed] 20250720 1752971039.mp4)

 

[Bloitzhole]

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

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[drachenbarde]

His retard parents can't draw the connection between substance abuse and gambling

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Good End: Boss gets out of rehab and goes to his own place, he has sober friends he hangs around with, does fishing streams, gambas every one in a while, is happy.

Bad End: Cobrafication begins, Bossman sits alone day after day in his own place, doing drugs and gambaing with no restraints, dies in three years.

True End: Boss goes back home, is "sober" for a month, contacts Mr. Christmas for a crispy crackrock sesh on cam again, is back in court by July.

1/3 is better than casino odds, triple chuck this shit 2026 YEAR OF BOSSMAN LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

 

[AnOminous]

Good End: Boss gets out of rehab and goes to his own place, he has sober friends he hangs around with, does fishing streams, gambas every one in a while, is happy.

I don't even think that's a possible end. He's one of those degens who really just has to quit entirely because a single session would set him off again.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I don't even think that's a possible end. He's one of those degens who really just has to quit entirely because a single session would set him off again.

I agree, but I don't want to see the total end of gamba, so in my fantasy I'll pretend he can just do it as a Friday Night thing.

 

[RatFelterMoutombo]

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Dude wants to rent a “house with some land on it”.
He knows nothing about renting.
Looks like hes looking for a suburban home but the problem is how is he gonna be getting around without a car ?
Renting an apartment is not an option for the bossman who thinks hes famous and should be living in a mansion…
Hes so dumb and naive.
My guess is that he will go straight back to his parents room unless they rent a place for him.

 

[oldTireWater]

Looks like hes looking for a suburban home but the problem is how is he gonna be getting around without a car ?

Where does he need to go? Ever? His mom will buy and deliver groceries for a while before she burns out. Everything else he will just order. He doesn't seem to go anywhere or have real friends.

Not saying he's likely to get his own place, but lack of vehicle is the least of his barriers.

I would love to see an apartment story-line. He would terrorize his neighbors until they started terrorizing him. The eviction culmination would be great.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Every Nigger Had a Lady But Me by Karl St. Clair. Cover by Foundring

 

[Dirty Harry]

He'll just do what so many others in Virginia do, just drive without a license or insurance. 300,000 cars in Maryland with Virginia tags because VA doesn't require auto insurance.

 

[chimpSculpture]

My guess is that he will go straight back to his parents room unless they rent a place for him.

Do you think that if he begged his mother for rent money she wouldn't give it to him?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Do you think that if he begged his mother for rent money she wouldn't give it to him?

She drove him to his crack dealers house so your guess is as good as mine.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

So is Austin outta rehab or did he get a day pass to have family time?

Wildcard: he managed to get booted from rehab for being a menace while gambling on the shared PC and will be picked up to go back to jail.

 

[R00T]

SOS. LEVIATHAN IS WAKING UP NEAR VIRGINIA AND THEY ARE TRYING TO FREEZE HIM.
Leviathan obviously heard about bossmans trial and hes trying to attend the hearing.

Very off topic but what the fuck. Why would the government feel the need to lie or cover up the fact they are freezing a leviathan monster? If Trump came out on TV and said “we are going to use our weather control to freeze the monster, bigly.” I would have *zero* issues with the government doing so.

 

[RatFelterMoutombo]

He'll just do what so many others in Virginia do, just drive without a license or insurance. 300,000 cars in Maryland with Virginia tags because VA doesn't require auto insurance.

Insurance is a must for boss because he will crash while driving high or being on his phone.
Imagine bossman on the streets with a vehicle… thats literally a public safety risk.

 

[Unfortunate Reality]

The end times are upon us:

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I truly hope he actually pulls this off, even more so than him delivering more content. I'm legitimitely rooting for him. There are hints of self-reflection in there anyhow.

 

[Elysian]

Insurance is a must for boss because he will crash while driving high or being on his phone.
Imagine bossman on the streets with a vehicle… thats literally a public safety risk.

Imagine a Bossman uber driver gamba stream. He goes “I LOST IT ALL” and chimps out, hits the steering wheel hard enough to activate the airbag, and the whole time the passenger is just sat there like

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Imagine a Bossman uber driver gamba stream. He goes “I LOST IT ALL” and chimps out, hits the steering wheel hard enough to activate the airbag, and the whole time the passenger is just sat there like

The passenger is just sat there like

 

[draggs]

He'll just do what so many others in Virginia do, just drive without a license or insurance. 300,000 cars in Maryland with Virginia tags because VA doesn't require auto insurance.

Nah VA changed the law, proof of insurance is required now