N A R U v2 wants to enforce the forum rules

[N A R U v2]

Wait. I thought you were a fucking leaf?

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True. You did think that, didn't you?

Please quote users or ping them with @ , when you reply to them

Did you delete your message I responded to or did @Trombonista delete it as retaliation for derailing her yaoi hype train?

 

[Reptilian Infiltrator]

Wait. I thought you were a fucking leaf?

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He's so ashamed of it he larps as a dual citizen.

 

[LoverofPi]

Yep, that's a lot of stupid coming from one moronic schizo. Let's dive in.

Because there's no reason to indulge the temper tantrums of a disingenuous fuck like yourself when you can't even acknowledge the frequency with which you write obsessive biographies of every post I make.

I believe those would be your temper tantrums, Naru, not anyone else's.
If I write a lot of words in response to you, the most likely reason is that you've said many stupid things.
And good to know you don't know what the word biography means. What I posted was a psych profile.
I'm just gonna assume the more recent letters to the DOJ turned out worse for you. Seems the most plausible.

I'm starting to think this might be a good time to hire a manager, because I'm beginning to feel suspiciously like I'm providing a gfe for you and Begemot as a self-proclaimed fake vtuber here.

As I have stated many times, I am not interested in you, stop including me in your psychosexual fantasies.

This is inaccurate btw.

Where do you think all these views on this meme I never publicly published on imgflip came from?

You, obviously.

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Oh yeah. I had a dream (nightmare?) that me and Reptilian Infiltrator became friends last night.



Verily I say unto you, this can only mean the end times (of Kiwi Farms) are upon us.

Care to place a date on that?

Don't you guys just hate disingenuous fucks who have to put the backbreaking work of other,ore earnest people than themselves down to feel better about themselves?

A: What work, B: everything about you is disingenuous.

Mate, what? Has your schizo bullshit finally enveloped me into your Stygian hellscape?

Yep.

What is this delusional weeb shit?

The only way he knows how to cope.

.... Do you guys think our Chinese overlords will allow Kiwi Farms to remain free from the global Chinese firewall's censorship? LoverOfPi does.

You bow to chinese overlords. Interesting.

I'm a grand conspiracy theorist

Nothing grand about it. Very petty.

aphantasia/anauralia and the demoralization Yuri Bezmenov spoke of, since the inability to process information internally

Not what either of those conditions entails.

But may God have mercy on your soul if LoverOfPi sees you doing something so un-American as criticizing the DOJ's mishandling of every angle of insurrection against the USA to date, because LoverOfPi will most certainly not.

You've just assumed I hold a diametrically opposed position to you on every subject because I happen to correctly call you moron. I gotta ask, how much space in your head do I take up, because I absolutely live in your head rent fucking free.

Also, while I could have missed it, I think he's added "fake vtuber" to his list of self proclaimeds entirely without prompting. His schizophrenia is shifting.

 

[Begemot]

True. You did think that, didn't you?

Because you stated that was the case. You insolent indolent flog.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Just when I thought I was out, I get pulled back in.

 

[N A R U v2]

Because you stated that was the case. You insolent indolent flog.

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I can't control what you think.

Just when I thought I was out, I get pulled back in.

Apparently I can control what he does though.

If I write a lot of words in response to you, the most likely reason is that you've said many stupid things.
And good to know you don't know what the word biography means. What I posted was a psych profile.

No, what you just posted is an addendum to War and Peace.

 

[Begemot]

I can't control what you think.



Apparently I can control what he does though.

You can though, by not lying to me. Or is this your typical M.O? You stated you were Canadian. This is a you problem.

 

[LoverofPi]

No, what you just posted is an addendum to War and Peace.

And you complaining about post length is a surefire indicator of deflection because facing what was said is far too scary for you.

You can though, by not lying to me. Or is this your typical M.O? You stated you were Canadian. This is a you problem.

Honestly, it's probably just a ploy to get people to dox him to feed into his fetish.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I'm pretty much done trying to convince @N A R U v2 of anything, he won't listen. Might as well get some and have a nice

 

[Reptilian Infiltrator]

He's definitely Canadian. He's currently under impression that we very much care about his dox, so he thinks he's playing with us by blurting out random personal information that may or may not be real, but this is something he said even before the existence of his KF thread. Unless he always just loved lying about his nationality for no reason, but I don't know why anyone would want to larp as a leaf.

 

[N A R U v2]

I'm pretty much done trying to convince @N A R U v2 of anything, he won't listen. Might as well get some and have a nice

Can you imagine the publicly accessible court documents if the DOJ did their job and forced Valve to uphold their (in theory) legally binding terms of conflict resolution enshrined in their (in theory) legally binding steam subscriber agreement that an arbitrator (in a jurisdiction selected by Valve explicitly for being favorable to Valve (as outlined in their (in theory) legally binding terms of conflict resolution) informed Valve was legally unenforceable?

It would have certainly been a goldmine of lawfare landmines if nothing else.

Alas! We live in a nation of laws for thee but not for me and so all we got is a multibillion dollar corporation turning tail and running at full tilt from a legal challenge presented by an alleged schizo.

Alas! We live in a nation of laws for thee but not for me and so all we got is a multibillion dollar corporation turning tail and running at full tilt from a legal challenge presented by an alleged schizo.

https://imgflip.com/i/88mq6o

"Who will help me to AstroTurf this meme so that the DOJ will be unable to ignore my legal challenge?" Queried the little red hen.

Update (October 3): While Valve may want to avoid "arbitration overload" as we originally speculated below, in a court document filed on September 27 (Spotted by Game File), Valve said that an arbitrator deemed its arbitration clause "unenforceable," which led it to change its subscriber agreement.

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/valve-will-see-you-in-court-no-really-steam-s-just-updated-its-subscriber-agreement-so-that-all-disputes-and-claims-proceed-in-court/

That explains a lot.


Well you bitched about being banned from the Steam forums so much, I thought you cared enough to do something about it. But I get it, you need some place to rant about it, where you won't get banned for saying the vaxx is dangerous. Listen man, I can agree with you on that. And you must have it pretty rough in leaf land being right leaning.

I think if you'd calm down a bit and stop getting into fights, you'd be an alright dude.

"We will!"

Apparently I can control what he does though.

Exclaimed Kiwi Farmers excitedly.

Pictured: The Extended Cut of the Naru v Valve War of Arbitrition/Naru being a self-proclaimed seldom-acknowledged guerrilla tactician in perspective (of anyone who isn't a chronically bootlicking Kiwi Farmer)

It's a bold strategy Cotton! Let's see how it worked out for the victims of Dynastia's mass manufactured sexual harassment campaigns.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Can you imagine the publicly accessible court documents if the DOJ did their job and forced Valve to uphold their (in theory) legally binding terms of conflict resolution enshrined in their (in theory) legally binding steam subscriber agreement that an arbitrator (in a jurisdiction selected by Valve explicitly for being favorable to Valve (as outlined in their (in theory) legally binding terms of conflict resolution) informed Valve was legally unenforceable?

You'd have to get that ball rolling, or create a group of people who will help. I haven't touched Steam in 4 years. Gaming was an addiction and I went cold turkey on it. However it would be nice to get that money back from all of those games I bought, but I can't. So it's what ever for me.

 

[N A R U v2]

You'd have to get that ball rolling, or create a group of people who will help. I haven't touched Steam in 4 years. Gaming was an addiction and I went cold turkey on it. However it would be nice to get that money back from all of those games I bought, but I can't. So it's what ever for me.

Brother, what do you think the purpose of me hijacking my own kiwi farms thread is?

I couldn't physically fly this thing into the twin towers to the rapturous applause of this website's user base if I wanted to, so that's not an applicable answer.

 

[LoverofPi]

One of Naru's hilarious recurring delusions is that he will somehow amass a gigantic following and enact sweeping social change via the medium of shitting up his own lolcow thread, and that this won't simply cause all and sundry who see it to come to the conclusion that he is a disturbed little manchild.

Needless to say, his strategy has yet to pay off. In fact, I think the number of people willing to speak with him has probably shrunk since his crusade started.

Six posts in a row today. Naru is feeling especially lonely.

 

[N A R U v2]

One of Naru's hilarious recurring delusions is that he will somehow amass a gigantic following and enact sweeping social change via the medium of shitting up his own lolcow thread, and that this won't simply cause all and sundry who see it to come to the conclusion that he is a disturbed little manchild.

Needless to say, his strategy has yet to pay off. In fact, I think the number of people willing to speak with him has probably shrunk since his crusade started.

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."
-Theodore Roosevelt

Supposedly Gabe Newell is a descendent of Teddy Roosevelt.

I can certainly see the physical resemblance, but my lord - did the apple ever fall far the tree this time.

https://www.opensecrets.org/orgs/valve-corp/totals?id=D000072028

 

[LoverofPi]

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds;

The problem, Naru, is you do no deeds. You're just whining about people not taking you seriously while repeating asinine catchphrases and misusing vocabulary words in a desperate yet vain attempt to seem smarter than you are.

who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."
-Theodore Roosevelt

Supposedly Gabe Newell is a descendent of Teddy Roosevelt.

I can certainly see the physical resemblance, but my lord - did the apple ever fall far the tree this time.

Gabe Newell and Teddy Roosevelt are not alleged to be related. This is (one of many reasons) why people (correctly) think you're a paranoid schizo nutter conspiracy theorist. You find a bit of nonfactual information, decide it must be true because it fits your pre-determined conclusion, and refuse to ever admit it or you were wrong.

 

[N A R U v2]

Well at least @Moopy is excited to usher in an end to vtubers.

Presumably. Because I strongly suspect the European vtuber market isn't big enough to sustain the English vtuber scene on it's own while the US undergoes a second civil war whilst being infiltrated by China.

The problem, Naru, is you do no deeds.

No, you're just being a disingenuous fuck again because I appropriately described you as a coward using Gabe Newell's alleged forebear's own words.

If you're able to prove your own deeds to attempt to hold nuremberg code violators accountable, I'm sure we'd all love to see them.

 

[I like things]

"The current and eminent doom of Kiwi Farms"

All my lmfao. You're an individual human residing on the planet Earth while using tools to communicate with other individual humans that reside on the planet Earth.

You are clearly an especially retarded individual human.

I'm actually impressed and utterly convinced that you wake up each and every day and willfully put all the effort you can muster into being the insufferable retard that you are. Well fucking done.

Never change, nigger.

 

[Begemot]

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."
-Theodore Roosevelt

Supposedly Gabe Newell is a descendent of Teddy Roosevelt.

I can certainly see the physical resemblance, but my lord - did the apple ever fall far the tree this time.

But you're an insolent flog, not a man of action. How dare you sully Theodore Roosevelt's name, you lazy NEET

 

[N A R U v2]

"The current and eminent doom of Kiwi Farms"

All my lmfao. You're an individual human residing on the planet Earth while using tools to communicate with other individual humans that reside on the planet Earth.

You are clearly an especially retarded individual human.

I'm actually impressed and utterly convinced that you wake up each and every day and willfully put all the effort you can muster into being the insufferable retard that you are. Well fucking done.

Never change, nigger.

I don't think you understand just how serious I'm being when I say I will accept you (not Tom Barbara and Jimmy (YOU) being medically experimented on against your will as being an acceptable alternative to Nuremberg code violators being held to account.

Or perhaps you do understand how serious I am and think it will never conceivably happen to you.

In either case, I don't intend to change, meat slab. So please. Do continue the course towards dehumanization you're presently on.

But you're an insolent flog, not a man of action. How dare you sully Theodore Roosevelt's name, you lazy NEET